Not All Microwavable Bowls Are Created Equal!

[Amber Lamps]

So I thought I'd have quick snack before bed.... poor little chicken...

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[Particle Man]

how long did you nuke that thing for? A year?!?

[tommymac]

Now you know youre not supposed to eat before going to bed, the microwave did you a favor :lol:

Tom

[Particle Man]

Now you know youre not supposed to eat before going to bed

uh oh... :eatatthey:

[Rider]

Holy shit did you set the thing for an hour and forget about it?

[HurricaneHeather]

:rofl:

WTF did you do to that poor thing?

[Ninjakel]

wow.

[Archren]

I mean, I know you're supposed to cook chicken thoroughly and all, but I think this is overkill. :lol:

[askmrjesus]

I mean, I know you're supposed to cook chicken thoroughly and all, but I think this is overkill. :lol:

Looks more like roadkill.

JC

[Particle Man]

Looks more like roadkill.

JC

Roadkill tends to not be so..... crispy

[HurricaneHeather]

Roadkill tends to not be so..... crispy

Roadkill that has been microwaved for an hour?

[Particle Man]

Roadkill that has been microwaved for an hour?

that depends... with fur, or without?

[HurricaneHeather]

that depends... with fur, or without?

Uh....after an hour I'm not sure it would matter too much. What do you think? :lol:

[Particle Man]

Uh....after an hour I'm not sure it would matter too much. What do you think? :lol:

with fur = smell factor

[HurricaneHeather]

with fur = smell factor

Word. :rofl:

[Ducati Diva]

Yum Yum looks tasy :lol: Your lucky it didn't catch your microwave didn't catch fire.

[HurricaneHeather]

Yum Yum looks tasy :lol: Your lucky it didn't catch your microwave didn't catch fire.

You just have fire on the brain. :lol:

[zed]

do you use the smoke alarm as the timer?

[Particle Man]

do you use the smoke alarm as the timer?

also known as the "When the kitchen burns down, it's done" approach

[tommymac]

do you use the smoke alarm as the timer?

:lol:

Maybe he got scared after my gi issues yesterday with eating an undercooked burger :idk:

Tom

[Amber Lamps]

Nah, here's what I think happened. I put the chicken in a "microwavable" bowl with water for 20 min (chicken was frozen btw) and was watching TV. I heard some "crackling" and got up to see what's what. My guess is that my bowl sprung a leak, letting all of the water out which caused the chicken to be "fried" rather than boiled. :lol: Apparently, Glad wasn't thinking that frying was going to be an option when they designed their bowls.... Ah the life of a bachelor....:wink:

[HurricaneHeather]

Nah, here's what I think happened. I put the chicken in a "microwavable" bowl with water for 20 min (chicken was frozen btw) and was watching TV. I heard some "crackling" and got up to see what's what. My guess is that my bowl sprung a leak, letting all of the water out which caused the chicken to be "fried" rather than boiled. :lol: Apparently, Glad wasn't thinking that frying was going to be an option when they designed their bowls.... Ah the life of a bachelor....:wink:

So, that wasn't a reheat situation....you.....microwaved frozen chicken? :scratch: Are you without a stove and a frying pan? And why would you punish that poor broccoli along with it? :rofl:

[Particle Man]

So, that wasn't a reheat situation....you.....microwaved frozen chicken? :scratch: Are you without a stove and a frying pan? And why would you punish that poor broccoli along with it? :rofl:

broccoli is a follower... it's guilty by association.

[Amber Lamps]

So, that wasn't a reheat situation....you.....microwaved frozen chicken? :scratch: Are you without a stove and a frying pan? And why would you punish that poor broccoli along with it? :rofl:

Hey, I cook it like that every day. I've been on a diet. I've never had any problems until now. You can use a microwave to make meals from scratch you know.

[Trip]

It kinda looks like a dolphin jumping over vomit

[HurricaneHeather]

Hey, I cook it like that every day. I've been on a diet. I've never had any problems until now. You can use a microwave to make meals from scratch you know.

Maybe....but.....oh nevermind.

Crazy bachelor. :lol:

[Particle Man]

It kinda looks like a dolphin jumping over vomit

:lmao:

[HurricaneHeather]

It kinda looks like a dolphin jumping over vomit

OMG it really does! :lmao:

[Amber Lamps]

OMG it really does! :lmao:


Yea, I was just kidding.... it's really an example of my artistic talents. It's a beautiful,pure dolphin jumping over disgusting industrial waste left by the greedy, evil corporations!!! Those bastards! ... Bidding starts at $10,000.:whistle:

[CrazyKell]

You can use a microwave to make meals from scratch you know.

I did not believe this until I went to a tupperware party. :skep:

The demonstrator explained this and I still did not believe it until....a friend bought all the stuff and has been cooking with her microwave ever since. Tastes and (here's the surprising part) looks the same as if cooked via oven or frying. :screwy:

[rogue]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Amber Lamps]

I did not believe this until I went to a tupperware party. :skep:

The demonstrator explained this and I still did not believe it until....a friend bought all the stuff and has been cooking with her microwave ever since. Tastes and (here's the surprising part) looks the same as if cooked via oven or frying. :screwy:

All the more reason to love you! Seriously, you can cook anything in a microwave.

[Particle Man]

I did not believe this until I went to a tupperware party. :skep:

for some reason, I can't envision you at a tupperware party... :skep:

[CrazyKell]

for some reason, I can't envision you at a tupperware party... :skep:

They told me there'd be food. :idk: :lol:

[Particle Man]

They told me there'd be food. :idk: :lol:

:lol: ok, I'll buy that

[Homeslice]

So you boil chicken in water?? Never done that before --- Seems like it would come out all snow-white and sickly-looking, and with all the juices gone.

[AquaPython]

It kinda looks like a dolphin jumping over vomit

i thought it looked more like a dolphin, who's chest burster decided it was time.

[Gas Man]

20 mins!!

I have never put anyhting in the micro for 20 mins. HOLY GOD!!

[Angee]

Dude, you can thaw chicken in like 5 minutes if you put it in a bowl and run hot water over it slowly so it continuously overflows and keeps the water hot...massaging your chicken under hot water thaws it even quicker.:whistle::lickout: :lol

[Rider]

20 mins!!

I have never put anyhting in the micro for 20 mins. HOLY GOD!!

No shit, If it takes 20 minutes in the micro, I'm cooking on the stove.

[Particle Man]

massaging your chicken under hot water thaws it even quicker.

I'll bet... :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

No shit, If it takes 20 minutes in the micro, I'm cooking on the stove.

Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!:lol:

Plus, I'm losing weight!:lol:

[Rider]

Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!:lol:

Plus, I'm losing weight!:lol:

Careful what you wish for...... Being married ain't so lucky.

[Amber Lamps]

Careful what you wish for...... Being married ain't so lucky.

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?:wink:

[Particle Man]

Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!:lol:

Plus, I'm losing weight!:lol:

it doesn't cost $2 is you have to keep replacing plastic containers :nee:

And I'm married... guess who made dinner last night? Hint: it wasn't my wife :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

it doesn't cost $2 is you have to keep replacing plastic containers :nee:

Yea well, I have probably had that one for years or got it at Walmart for under $.50 in a multi pack. So there!

[rogue]

Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!:lol:

Plus, I'm losing weight!:lol:

I'm still don't quite understand your obessiveness over losing weight? Where? :scratch:

[Particle Man]

Yea well, I have probably had that one for years or got it at Walmart for under $.50 in a multi pack. So there!

:lol: sounds like it was sick of being nuked for 20 minutes at a time :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: sounds like it was sick of being nuked for 20 minutes at a time :lol:

Hey Particle Man....












BLOW ME!!!!:lol:

I'm still don't quite understand your obessiveness over losing weight? Where? :scratch:

I'm getting a fat gut, yuck! Besides, I want to look good for you baby!:wink:

[rogue]

I'm getting a fat gut, yuck! Besides, I want to look good for you baby!:wink:

Ok. Whatever. :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?:wink:

Those things are aweful nice. I love it when my husband comes home to do all these things. :lmao:

What era do you think we live in? Stone? Ice? :scratch:

[Rider]

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?:wink:

clean house- check
clean clothes - check
hot meals - only if I cook them
back rubs - never
sex - never
companionship - right....
extra income - her work? not on your life


Think again, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[Amber Lamps]

clean house- check
clean clothes - check
hot meals - only if I cook them
back rubs - never
sex - never
companionship - right....
extra income - her work? not on your life


Think again, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

:lol: Wow you're killing me!!! :lol::lol::lol:

[Particle Man]

clean house- We share that
clean clothes - I do my own laundry
hot meals - only if I cook them
back rubs - yeah right
sex - :lmao:
companionship - right....
extra income - possibly :lol:


Hey Particle Man....


BLOW ME!!!!:lol:

Not with how YOU cook!

[Amber Lamps]

Those things are aweful nice. I love it when my husband comes home to do all these things. :lmao:

What era do you think we live in? Stone? Ice? :scratch:

Hey, I live in the era that if my wife sits at home all day or only works part time, that I expect ALL of the household type chores to be taken care of including meals. Maybe I'll be single for the rest of my life but trust me when I say that no woman will ever sit on her ass all day while I'm at work and expect me to come home and do house work of any kind...period. Especially if she's not dishing out porno star level sex! Besides, when are women gonna realize that they have A pussy, not THE pussy? Fuck Gloria Steinem, fuck the ERA, fuck Susan B Anthony, etc the MAN has spoken!!!:lol:

[rogue]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Single with kids:
clean house- I do most, the kids clean their rooms, pick up the living room and wash dishes
clean clothes - I wash and dry them, put mine up and hope to god the kids do theirs. Then I have to look for my clothes only to realize Mini-Me has stolen mine....again!
hot meals - Sometimes I cook, sometimes Mini-Me does. She's getting good. :dthumb:
back rubs - What's that?
sex - Again, what's that?
companionship - Kids can be cool as companions. Although their constant fighting with each other gets old. When I get tired of them, I send them to their rooms. :lol:
extra income - Only when I work two jobs.

But ya know what? I'd rather be single than deal with another fucking human around all the time, trying to boss me around or telling me what I can or can't do. FUCK THAT!!!!

[Amber Lamps]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Single with kids:
clean house- I do most, the kids clean their rooms, pick up the living room and wash dishes
clean clothes - I wash and dry them, put mine up and hope to god the kids do theirs. Then I have to look for my clothes only to realize Mini-Me has stolen mine....again!
hot meals - Sometimes I cook, sometimes Mini-Me does. She's getting good. :dthumb:
back rubs - What's that?
sex - Again, what's that?
companionship - Kids can be cool as companions. Although their constant fighting with each other gets old. When I get tired of them, I send them to their rooms. :lol:
extra income - Only when I work two jobs.

But ya know what? I'd rather be single than deal with another fucking human around all the time, trying to boss me around or telling me what I can or can't do. FUCK THAT!!!!


Hahahha! This thread got fun all of a sudden!

[HurricaneHeather]

Hey, I live in the era that if my wife sits at home all day or only works part time, that I expect ALL of the household type chores to be taken care of including meals. Maybe I'll be single for the rest of my life but trust me when I say that no woman will ever sit on her ass all day while I'm at work and expect me to come home and do house work of any kind...period. Especially if she's not dishing out porno star level sex! Besides, when are women gonna realize that they have A pussy, not THE pussy? Fuck Gloria Steinem, fuck the ERA, fuck Susan B Anthony, etc the MAN has spoken!!!:lol:

I understand that....but there are plenty of people who still think that a woman should do all the household chores AND work a full time job. :eek:

Of course I say all that and right now, I am the only one with a job, am crippled and have to do all those things anyway. :lol: Man, what happened?! :rofl:

[Amber Lamps]

Not with how YOU cook!

Okay, fine I'll take some cooking classes....:whistle:

[Particle Man]

Okay, fine I'll take some cooking classes....:whistle:

:lol:

[AquaPython]

back rubs - What's that?
sex - Again, what's that?


derf is leaving FL soon.

[Amber Lamps]

I understand that....but there are plenty of people who still think that a woman should do all the household chores AND work a full time job. :eek:

Of course I say all that and right now, I am the only one with a job, am crippled and have to do all those things anyway. :lol: Man, what happened?! :rofl:

Oh no, if we are both working full time, either we share the load or we hire someone. I'm not an ogre!:lol: I still want porno star level sex though!:wink:

[rogue]

Hahahha! This thread got fun all of a sudden!

Orly? :lol:

[Archren]

Oh no, if we are both working full time, either we share the load or we hire someone. I'm not an ogre!:lol: I still want porno star level sex though!:wink:

Sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but pornstar does not equal awesome sex.

Not that I would know or anything. :whistle:

[HurricaneHeather]

I still want porno star level sex though!:wink:

Well then I hope you are a porn star. :wink:

[Amber Lamps]

Well then I hope you are a porn star. :wink:

I could be baby! At the very least, I'd say that I'm up to Peter North's level! besides, when I say "pornstar" level I'm referring to holding nothing back sexually.:wink:

[Gas Man]

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?:wink:

Sounds about right to me.

clean house- check*
clean clothes - check*
hot meals - check*
back rubs - never
sex - check**
companionship - yep
extra income - oh yeah she pays for both cars, both bikes, cell phones, cable, and utilities.

* but we both do that stuff
** if we can get on the same schedule for desire.

[zed]

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?:wink:

:bonk::lmao::lmao::lmao::bigrofl::bigrofl:

[Angee]

Yes, I drudged this up, as I was too busy to really get in on it. :P



-clean house- I'm just good like that
-clean clothes - he does his, I do mine and the little one's, oldest might do his if I let his ass go out in dirty clothes, and then he'll forget about them until I bitch about the washer being full.
-hot meals - unless someone pisses me off, then it's every man for himself! :lol:
-back rubs - for about a minute :lol:
-sex - yep
-companionship - when we're not both sitting in a computer :lol:
-extra income - he makes enough, but I work too so we live comfortably for the most part. We could feasibly live off his income, but not mine. I don't see child support, so nothing extra to help out there. :idk:


Back on topic: I NEVER had luck with microwaves, and the food does NOT taste the same...I'll stick to doing food the old fashioned way, thankyouverymuch. :D

[Amorok]

Careful guys, you can't knock being married or KSgregman will tell you to get divorced, then wait in your bushes under your window for you to leave your spouse alone.

As for us, we really do have several of the married couple requirements Tigger wants, just not like he thinks.
Clean house - Ulu does this. It's a blessing and a curse though, because while everything is clean, you can never find anything. She moves your shit around and suddenly you don't own any shoes or keys.
Clean clothes - I am the laundry God. I seperate by colors, wash on the right cycle and temperature, I pre-treat stains and I can get blood out of a baby blue dress shirt while keeping the color safe. Ulu doesn't check pockets, puts everything in until the lid barely closes, puts it on cold if she remembers, and presses on. I let her do laundry sometimes, but not my nice clothes.
Hoy Meals - Ulu is great at this. She gets a little experimental at times, but I never cook and we always have food, so I can't complain. And she's a kitchen miracle worker, put her in a kitchen where there's millions of ingredients and every peice of equipment in the world and she'll just sit there and cry. But put her in my dorm room kitchen with nothing in it but eggs, paper plates, beer and some hot pockets, and she'll figure out how to make souffle.
Back rubs - Ulu has no idea how to do this. If we have a female friend who knows how she'll let that chick do it for me as long as she's there, but she can't do it herself. So I rub her back and if I have a hot friend that's capable she sub-contracts it out.
Sex - As long as I initiate, I can have sex whenever I want, and she'll do pretty much anything I want if I'm insistent. If I don't initiate we can go months without.
Companionship - Got that in spades. She's not too clingy, but we're comfortable with each other. It gets better the longer we're together. Except my DVR is full because of all the shows we can only watch together.
Extra income - She only really works to give her something to do, so the money she makes pays for the boy to be in day care, and that's mostly it. Although she has finally started paying for the maintenance on her car, which has made her realize that every two years isn't often enough. We're dropping her ride off today and it's only a thousand overdue for an oil change!

[Amber Lamps]

For the record, my list is for "housewives", especially those without kids or with kids in school.