Hey Boys!!!

[HurricaneHeather]

FAIL

You're doing it wrong.

That's all. :D

[Cutty72]

huh? :idk:

[Mikey]

huh? :idk:

Yeah, what he said.

[Particle Man]

:scratch: er, huh? :confused:

[Fleck750]

Pms? :)

[Cutty72]

Someone try to put it in her butt, and she got grumpy maybe?

[HurricaneHeather]

Pms? :)

Nope.

Someone try to put it in her butt, and she got grumpy maybe?

And nope.

[HurricaneHeather]

:scratch: er, huh? :confused:

Not you, hon :wink:

[Fleck750]

Don't beat around the bush unless you like that sort of thing and get to the heart of the matter.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Umm... "Yes dear" :?:

[Particle Man]

Not you, hon :wink:

good to know :rockwoot:

[askmrjesus]

It's not our fault.

Draw a goddamn arrow or something.

JC

[Trip]

what are you talking a bout AMJ, we don't need directions.

[askmrjesus]

what are you talking a bout AMJ, we don't need directions.

I don't have all fucking day to play "hide the good spot", I've got World Supersport on Tivo.

JC

[Particle Man]

I don't have all fucking day to play "hide the good spot", I've got World Supersport on Tivo.

JC

:lmao:

[Mr Lefty]

she talk'n about reps:idk:

last I checked it was the damn women who ate the forbidden fruit... so you all are at the root of all our failure

[Curb]

Alright...which one of yous pissed in the woman's cornflakes?

[2up]

she talk'n about reps:idk:

last I checked it was the damn women who ate the forbidden fruit... so you all are at the root of all our failure

Nope.

And....

maybe we were bored and decided to eat the fruit so that things would be a little less boring! :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Nope.

And....

maybe we were bored and decided to eat the fruit so that things would be a little less boring! :lol:

:lmao:

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Johnny, tell her what's she's won!

[2up]

:lmao:

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Johnny, tell her what's she's won!


Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator??? :rockwoot: :lmao:

[Trip]

Would it be better if we acted like we are gods among boys at the horizontal polka? I doubt ya'll would like that much better. At least we aren't overinflated, :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator??? :rockwoot: :lmao:

:dvrofl:

[Particle Man]

Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator??? :rockwoot: :lmao:

:lmao: :lol: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

[HurricaneHeather]

Would it be better if we acted like we are gods among boys at the horizontal polka? I doubt ya'll would like that much better. At least we aren't overinflated, :lol:

So I guess that means Trip has access to Femmes? :lol: Noted. :wink:

[Particle Man]

So I guess that means Trip has access to Femmes? :lol: Noted. :wink:

:lol: I'd say he has access to everything on the site :lmao:

[Trip]

I don't read there unless its to find out why yall are teasing us. But the mods have access if needed to fix issues. No male mods has posting abilities including me.

[2up]

:lol: I'd say he has access to everything on the site :lmao:

Speaking of things on this site other's have access to, have you hovered over your rep color and seen what it says about you?? :lmao:

[Particle Man]

Speaking of things on this site other's have access to, have you hovered over your rep color and seen what it says about you?? :lmao:

that's yesterday's news :lol:

[zed]

good to know :rockwoot:

sweet change isn't it. :D

[rogue]

Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator??? :rockwoot: :lmao:

Hahahahahahahaaa!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Adeptus_Minor]

Uh... I still don't get it. :idk:

[rogue]

Uh... I still don't get it. :idk:

*sigh*


Typical male


redflip

[Adeptus_Minor]

*sigh*

Typical male

redflip

Whatever you need to believe, doll.
:rolleyes:

[HurricaneHeather]

Uh... I still don't get it. :idk:

Well if you don't get it, then we can't help you. :lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

Well if you don't get it, then we can't help you. :lol:

Well, -you- can't anyway. :nee:redflip

*eta And we all know that I don't "get it", this has nothing to do with the fact that I don't know what the fuck the point of this thread was supposed to be.

[fnfalman]

Did somebody put something in the wrong hole?:idk:

[Amber Lamps]

Did somebody put something in the wrong hole?:idk:

I've come to the conclusion that this chick has at least one milliliter too much estrogen in her system. How could anyone in there right mind post something so inane and then have the unmitigated audacity to expect anyone to understand what the fuck she is talking about? It's High School all over again except it's not cute and neither are the participants.:panic:

There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh...

[Amber Lamps]

Well, -you- can't anyway. :nee:redflip

*eta And we all know that I don't "get it", this has nothing to do with the fact that I don't know what the fuck the point of this thread was supposed to be.

Come on, you mean that this isn't perfectly clear to you by now?:whistle:

[askmrjesus]

There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh...

Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

Interesting.

JC

[Particle Man]

How could anyone in there right mind post something so inane and then have the unmitigated audacity to expect anyone to understand what the fuck she is talking about?

At least she didn't follow it with: "You don't know?!? THEN YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:idk:

:lol:

[Trip]

At least she didn't follow it with: "You don't know?!? THEN YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:idk:

:lol:

owned

[Trip]

Just to respond to what I read last night, it wouldn't be fun in here if we all were like I treat my wife with the respect she deserves and listen to her and care about our feelings. We have a sex filled healthy relationship.

When guys start talking like that to other guys, the whole "I think I'm gay" talk comes next, then there is the "yep, I'm gay" speech. (yes stolen from 40 year old virgin) :lol:

[Rider]

Thread fail!!!

[MILK]

Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

Interesting.

JC

:lmao:

[Trip]

Oh this thread makes me want to send my husband a quick "I love you" text. :) He's awesome.

Have you heard him during locker room talk? :lol:

[azoomm]

I've come to the conclusion that this chick has at least one milliliter too much estrogen in her system. How could anyone in there right mind post something so inane and then have the unmitigated audacity to expect anyone to understand what the fuck she is talking about? It's High School all over again except it's not cute and neither are the participants.:panic:

There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh...


Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

Interesting.

JC

:rofl:

[cuttle]

Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator??? :rockwoot: :lmao:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1148/1139319373_37740832fc.jpg



:panic: no way!!!!

[2up]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1148/1139319373_37740832fc.jpg



:panic: no way!!!!


"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...."


JUST KIDDING!! I don't have and don't want one of these!!!

[Rider]

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

[zed]

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

you can poke fun at anyone now though, without them taking it serious.

[azoomm]

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

Ok man, on that I just want to give you a hug... that sucks ass.

[CrazyKell]

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.


You are right in that I can't judge because I don't know the situation BUT if you ask me there is a HUGE communication breakdown here. :idk:

You spoil her. Neither of you has taken the time or effort to effectively communicate your wants and needs in this relationship (and I'm not just talking sex here). :(

[Particle Man]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1148/1139319373_37740832fc.jpg



:panic: no way!!!!

holy crap :lmao:

[Trip]

The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.

[Particle Man]

The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.

hahahaha my wife would want to crawl under the couch and hide if that happened

[Amber Lamps]

Thread fail!!!

Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining.:idk: Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.

[Trip]

Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining.:idk: Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.

:lol:

This thread isn't about you tigger or leghumping. It's teasing the married guys on the forum, because we had been complaining about not getting any after tying the knot.

Don't take it personally, it's all in a joking manner.

[Mr Lefty]

well hell... I'm not getting any and I'm single... blah!

[the chi]

Tig dear, you just painted a big bulls eye on you when you offended some of our feminine sensitivities with your maleness...thank gawd I knew you were kidding or I'D have ripped into you...:lol:

Keep on with your bad self...if someone has a problem it will be addressed as needed, or Trip will just ban everyone. :wink:

[Corey]

well hell... I'm not getting any and I'm single... blah!

You just have to up the amount you're willing to pay.

[rogue]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1148/1139319373_37740832fc.jpg



:panic: no way!!!!

:lmao: :lmao:




There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh...

Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

Interesting.

JC

:lmao: :lmao:

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

Damn. That's sad. :(

[Particle Man]

not getting any after tying the knot.

that's in the fine print....

[Rider]

that's in the fine print....

I got it a lot after we got married. We were married 5 years before we had kids and those 5 years were fantastic.

[zed]

I got it a lot after we got married. We were married 5 years before we had kids and those 5 years were fantastic.

the buttons move

[Amber Lamps]

The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.

That is true though. I used to work the door at a strip club and I'd see these guys come in every week searching for even the smallest, pathetic scrap of sexual attention. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman is so incredibly outraged that her husband cheated on her, when it's later learned that she hasn't had sex with him for months. It's like the old "sex stops after marriage" jokes, it just proves that the woman wasn't really attracted to the man sexually in the first place if that were to happen. Seriously, every woman I've ever been with has said that "the sex is incredibly better when you love each other". What greater way to absolutely prove that you love someone than to dedicate the rest of your life to them? If anything you should be getting laid MORE after marriage, not less.:idk:

[Particle Man]

the buttons move

dude, the buttons occasionally pack their shit and leave for a while

[azoomm]

Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining.:idk: Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.

THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. :lol: SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...

[Amber Lamps]

Tig dear, you just painted a big bulls eye on you when you offended some of our feminine sensitivities with your maleness...thank gawd I knew you were kidding or I'D have ripped into you...:lol:

Keep on with your bad self...if someone has a problem it will be addressed as needed, or Trip will just ban everyone. :wink:


Yea, you know it's all in good fun! Heck, there's only ever been one girl on this forum that I've ever had any real interest in and she knows who she is.

Besides, I mostly just like to stir things up once in a while. I kinda inherited Trip's spot from the old place because he has to be more admin like now! :lol:

[Corey]

THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. :lol: SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...

That's why all my girlfriends (ok, hookers) are mute amputees. Sure, I'll never get a handjob from them, but none of those bitches will talk behind my back.

[rogue]

That's why all my girlfriends (ok, hookers) are mute amputees. Sure, I'll never get a handjob from them, but none of those bitches will talk behind my back.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Archren]

That is true though. I used to work the door at a strip club and I'd see these guys come in every week searching for even the smallest, pathetic scrap of sexual attention. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman is so incredibly outraged that her husband cheated on her, when it's later learned that she hasn't had sex with him for months. It's like the old "sex stops after marriage" jokes, it just proves that the woman wasn't really attracted to the man sexually in the first place if that were to happen. Seriously, every woman I've ever been with has said that "the sex is incredibly better when you love each other". What greater way to absolutely prove that you love someone than to dedicate the rest of your life to them? If anything you should be getting laid MORE after marriage, not less.:idk:

It's all peachy fucking keen until your husband starts asking (nay, shaming) you to have threesomes and let him have an "open relationship" (which is fine for people who are into that.. but I'm not one of those people).. yeah, my ex didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot. But it's so much deeper than that.. I know of things he did in his past.. and well, the thought of him touching me made me ill after a while. :lol: So yeah, you're right, he probably cheated on me because I didn't want to have sex with him, but fuck it, I was justified. :nee:

[derf]

It's all peachy fucking keen until your husband starts asking (nay, shaming) you to have threesomes and let him have an "open relationship" (which is fine for people who are into that.. but I'm not one of those people).. yeah, my ex didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot. But it's so much deeper than that.. I know of things he did in his past.. and well, the thought of him touching me made me ill after a while. :lol: So yeah, you're right, he probably cheated on me because I didn't want to have sex with him, but fuck it, I was justified. :nee:

I met him and i din't want to have sex with him either

[Amber Lamps]

THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. :lol: SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...


Shhh... I'm trying to stir some shit up..... besides, I got pm's about it and someone else mentioned it before me... Anyway, I'm trying to have some fun here!

BTW I do realize that some of you are actually slamming the guys on this forum whose wives aren't having sex with them. I think that's despicable personally. I'm sorry to single you out, but Ed is one of the most honorable and faithful husbands I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He won't even discuss going to a strip bar and very seldom gets involved in some of the more lewd portions of this board. Lessor men would have already had a girl on the side or have packed their belongings. Heck, this woman has even kept him from one of the greatest pleasures of his life, motorcycling! He is a good man and doesn't deserve derision of any kind public or private.

[CrazyKell]

Who's Ed?

[rogue]

Who's Ed?

Rider ;)

[CrazyKell]

Rider ;)

Ahhh okay.

[Amber Lamps]

It's all peachy fucking keen until your husband starts asking (nay, shaming) you to have threesomes and let him have an "open relationship" (which is fine for people who are into that.. but I'm not one of those people).. yeah, my ex didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot. But it's so much deeper than that.. I know of things he did in his past.. and well, the thought of him touching me made me ill after a while. :lol: So yeah, you're right, he probably cheated on me because I didn't want to have sex with him, but fuck it, I was justified. :nee:

Um...if you knew about these things then why the fuck did you marry him? Are you stupid or did you fail to get to know him before you tied the knot?, which would actually be pretty stupid in itself. Oh don't tell me you're one of these women who marry men thinking that they'll "fix them"....:lol:

[rogue]

You can live with a person for years and not really know them. Also, people change naturally. They get new ideas, like new things, change their minds about other shit. :idk:

[CrazyKell]

Anyone ever heard of this book? Seriously funny read that both women AND men should read. Such a funny look at relationships.

[Corey]

Um...if you knew about these things then why the fuck did you marry him? Are you stupid or did you fail to get to know him before you tied the knot?, which would actually be pretty stupid in itself. Oh don't tell me you're one of these women who marry men thinking that they'll "fix them"....:lol:

Just remember to keep your wives and husbands spayed or neutered.

[Archren]

Um...if you knew about these things then why the fuck did you marry him? Are you stupid or did you fail to get to know him before you tied the knot?, which would actually be pretty stupid in itself. Oh don't tell me you're one of these women who marry men thinking that they'll "fix them"....:lol:

Reading comprehension FTW, dude. Go back and look at the part where I said "he didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot."

[Amber Lamps]

You can live with a person for years and not really know them. Also, people change naturally. They get new ideas, like new things, change their minds about other shit. :idk:

Yea but she said that she "knew about things in his past" which caused her not to want to have sex with him. I understand that you'll never know EVERYTHING about another person but this sounds pretty basic to me.:idk:

[Rider]

BTW I do realize that some of you are actually slamming the guys on this forum whose wives aren't having sex with them. I think that's despicable personally. I'm sorry to single you out, but Ed is one of the most honorable and faithful husbands I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He won't even discuss going to a strip bar and very seldom gets involved in some of the more lewd portions of this board. Lessor men would have already had a girl on the side or have packed their belongings. Heck, this woman has even kept him from one of the greatest pleasures of his life, motorcycling! He is a good man and doesn't deserve derision of any kind public or private.

Hey Tigs not to burst your bubble but I did stray once... Not in person but I carried on a short term online thing for a little while with one woman. It didn't work out which was best for both of us. I'm back on the straight an narrow though. But yeah, I never go to strip clubs hang out at bars with female friends or any other nonsense. Oh and the lewd topics.... I mostly avoid because of work. I swear like a longshoreman and I've been to Thailand so so there is nothing that offends me. LOL

[Particle Man]

That's why all my girlfriends (ok, hookers) are mute amputees. Sure, I'll never get a handjob from them, but none of those bitches will talk behind my back.

quoted for hilarity :lmao:

I met him and i din't want to have sex with him either

:lmao:okaaaaaaaaaaaay then

[MILK]

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

I know someone in your exact situation. It amazes me what some people will do to the people they are supposed to love the most. :sorry: That really sucks.

[Amber Lamps]

Reading comprehension FTW, dude. Go back and look at the part where I said "he didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot."

Writing composition FTW, chick. You said that he didn't mention wanting to have three ways, etc before marriage. You stated that "you KNEW things about his past that made you not want to have sex with him" not that you later DISCOVERED things about him that caused you to no longer wish to have sex with him. Besides, most women don't want to know where you've been in the past sexually, did you ask him about his sexual history and he lied to you? Did you divulge your entire sexual history to him unsolicited? Anyway, I hope that you learned your lesson and actually get to know your partners from now on before you haphazardly engage in a union that's supposed to be for life.

just remember to keep your wives and husbands spayed or neutered.

qft!

[Archren]

Writing composition FTW, chick. You said that he didn't mention wanting to have three ways, etc before marriage. You stated that "you KNEW things about his past that made you not want to have sex with him" not that you later DISCOVERED things about him that caused you to no longer wish to have sex with him. Besides, most women don't want to know where you've been in the past sexually, did you ask him about his sexual history and he lied to you? Did you divulge your entire sexual history to him unsolicited? Anyway, I hope that you learned your lesson and actually get to know your partners from now on before you haphazardly engage in a union that's supposed to be for life.


Right, so it's MY fault he was a douchebag who was emotionally and physically abusive. Right-o, noted.

[Amber Lamps]

Hey Tigs not to burst your bubble but I did stray once... Not in person but I carried on a short term online thing for a little while with one woman. It didn't work out which was best for both of us. I'm back on the straight an narrow though. But yeah, I never go to strip clubs hang out at bars with female friends or any other nonsense. Oh and the lewd topics.... I mostly avoid because of work. I swear like a longshoreman and I've been to Thailand so so there is nothing that offends me. LOL


Well, I didn't say you were a saint! You're a good guy Ed, and I honestly admire you! So shut the fuck up!:wink: BTW I still think you should go buy another bike!

[Rider]

BTW I still think you should go buy another bike!

I'm working on that. I think the sad pathetic look on my face on nice days here are getting to her. :rockwoot:

[Amber Lamps]

Right, so it's MY fault he was a douchebag who was emotionally and physically abusive. Right-o, noted.


NO! It's your fault that you didn't find this out before you married him! I know people can "change" and that they hide things but their fundamental nature is there to find if you hard enough. People overlook these "quirks" and make excuses for this type of behavior from their mates long before it gets to your stage. I don't believe that his "douchebaggedness" was completely undetectable before you married him. You probably overlooked it because he had other more positive traits thinking that you could put up with his faults because of them. :idk:

[azoomm]

Shhh... I'm trying to stir some shit up..... besides, I got pm's about it and someone else mentioned it before me... Anyway, I'm trying to have some fun here!

BTW I do realize that some of you are actually slamming the guys on this forum whose wives aren't having sex with them. I think that's despicable personally. I'm sorry to single you out, but Ed is one of the most honorable and faithful husbands I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He won't even discuss going to a strip bar and very seldom gets involved in some of the more lewd portions of this board. Lessor men would have already had a girl on the side or have packed their belongings. Heck, this woman has even kept him from one of the greatest pleasures of his life, motorcycling! He is a good man and doesn't deserve derision of any kind public or private.

You're right, to single him out would be wrong and despicable. We didn't do that - and haven't to anyone on this forum behind closed doors. Most of the women on here would call you out here rather than talk about it back there :lol: We were referring in a general sense, as it's happened more than once [closer to eleventy billion times] that men refer to getting married as the sex-stopper.

[Particle Man]

I'm working on that. I think the sad pathetic look on my face on nice days here are getting to her. :rockwoot:

I've been leaving bike mags around the house to wear my wife down too :lol:

[azoomm]

NO! It's your fault that you didn't find this out before you married him! I know people can "change" and that they hide things but their fundamental nature is there to find if you hard enough. People overlook these "quirks" and make excuses for this type of behavior from their mates long before it gets to your stage. I don't believe that his "douchebaggedness" was completely undetectable before you married him. You probably overlooked it because he had other more positive traits thinking that you could put up with his faults because of them. :idk:

Nope.

I knew him before they married. He's VERY charming.... hindsight sees him as almost a predator. Almost.

[Rider]

You're right, to single him out would be wrong and despicable. We didn't do that - and haven't to anyone on this forum behind closed doors. Most of the women on here would call you out here rather than talk about it back there :lol: We were referring in a general sense, as it's happened more than once [closer to eleventy billion times] that men refer to getting married as the sex-stopper.

I agree, I didn't take it as a poke at me personally. It was a general comment about the large number of men that complain about the frequency of sex.

[Corey]

Sex after marriage doesn't stop, it just changes. Instead of no holds barred, break the bed, aerobic style sex, you just wait till she sleeps, put your penis on her cheek, take a picture and jerk off to it later.

[rogue]

God I'm so glad I'm not attached and don't want to be!

Relationship drama is complete BULLSHIT!!!!


:lol: :lol:

Sex after marriage doesn't stop, it just changes. Instead of no holds barred, break the bed, aerobic style sex, you just wait till she sleeps, put your penis on her cheek, take a picture and jerk off to it later.

Hahahahahaaa!!!! :lmao:

You must have overloaded on Flinstone vitamins this morning! :rofl:

[lauralynne]

NO! It's your fault that you didn't find this out before you married him! I know people can "change" and that they hide things but their fundamental nature is there to find if you hard enough. People overlook these "quirks" and make excuses for this type of behavior from their mates long before it gets to your stage. I don't believe that his "douchebaggedness" was completely undetectable before you married him. You probably overlooked it because he had other more positive traits thinking that you could put up with his faults because of them. :idk:

Goddamn double standards.
Let me see if I get this straight:
Women ALWAYS change after marriage and men NEVER do.

Ok. Got it. Thanks.

[Archren]

NO! It's your fault that you didn't find this out before you married him! I know people can "change" and that they hide things but their fundamental nature is there to find if you hard enough. People overlook these "quirks" and make excuses for this type of behavior from their mates long before it gets to your stage. I don't believe that his "douchebaggedness" was completely undetectable before you married him. You probably overlooked it because he had other more positive traits thinking that you could put up with his faults because of them. :idk:

I was 20 when I married him. He was 41. Yeah, I was pretty naive back then, and he took advantage of that. The worst stuff I didn't find out until a couple years later, after we'd had kids.. at that point I felt stuck. :idk:

[Amber Lamps]

You're right, to single him out would be wrong and despicable. We didn't do that - and haven't to anyone on this forum behind closed doors. Most of the women on here would call you out here rather than talk about it back there :lol: We were referring in a general sense, as it's happened more than once [closer to eleventy billion times] that men refer to getting married as the sex-stopper.


Okay but the OP titled this thread "Hey Boys!!! You aren't doing it right! Which implies that he and the other married men on this forum who aren't getting laid are being rejected through some fault of their own. Or am I failing "reading comprehension 101" once again?

[Archren]

And FWIW, Tracy will tell you we don't have a problem with sex (although we're not married YET)... other than that whole 400 mile distance thing during the week. :lol: :D

[the chi]

I would like to state as a FEMALE, that marriage can be a sex stopper.

That said, like Rider stated, everyone's situation is different. And things change constantly. His wife may hit her stage in life where she turns into a bunny again. I hope for his sake she does!:wink: Circumstances, and different things going on in life can drastically affect things too.

You can live with a person for years and not really know them. Also, people change naturally. They get new ideas, like new things, change their minds about other shit. :idk:

Can I get an AMEN SISTER??!!

Tig, seriouly man, SHHHHHHHH. Stop stirring the pot. I was married for 8 years and when it all came down to it, we were DRASTICALLY different people than we thought we were. So dont tell me that we should KNOW who a person is. People change and dont even realize it. And things can happen that make a person feel differently. I can completely understand what Archren is saying, Ive been there. Maybe she didnt word it easily for you comprehension, but obviously you havent been there so you dont know.

I'm working on that. I think the sad pathetic look on my face on nice days here are getting to her. :rockwoot:

Keep it up! *crosses fingers*

[Trip]

We were referring in a general sense, as it's happened more than once [closer to eleventy billion times] that men refer to getting married as the sex-stopper.

It's not just men here either, it's everywhere. It's women too. I had aunts at my wedding tell me to put a bean in a jar everytime a get it during the first year of marriage and then start taking one out every time after the first year and see if I could empty it. It's a running joke with everyone. This is nothing new with either sex and I am surprised it was even brought up. It's just like every other stereotype out there.

[the chi]

Okay but the OP titled this thread "Hey Boys!!! You aren't doing it right! Which implies that he and the other married men on this forum who aren't getting laid are being rejected through some fault of their own. Or am I failing "reading comprehension 101" once again?

Its called a hi-jack, come on sweetie, you know how this works...what the hell are you doing staying on topic??!!

[Particle Man]

It's not just men here either, it's everywhere. It's women too. I had aunts at my wedding tell me to put a bean in a jar everytime a get it during the first year of marriage and then start taking one out every time after the first year and see if I could empty it. It's a running joke with everyone. This is nothing new with either sex and I am surprised it was even brought up. It's just like every other stereotype out there.

you're supposed to flick the bean, not put it in a jar...

Sex after marriage doesn't stop, it just changes. Instead of no holds barred, break the bed, aerobic style sex, you just wait till she sleeps, put your penis on her cheek, take a picture and jerk off to it later.

http://www.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2032&stc=1&d=1226543844

[Trip]

you're supposed to flick the bean, not put it in a jar...

lolzy

[azoomm]

you're supposed to flick the bean, not put it in a jar...

:whistle:

[Particle Man]

:whistle:

that's a HUGE fuckin' bean... that may require medical attention...

[Archren]

that's a HUGE fuckin' bean... that may require medical attention...

Or just extra attention. :D

[Mr Lefty]

does that pic constitute bestiality?

[Particle Man]

Or just extra attention. :D

lemme go brush my teeth...

[Amber Lamps]

Goddamn double standards.
Let me see if I get this straight:
Women ALWAYS change after marriage and men NEVER do.

Ok. Got it. Thanks.


Nope, I didn't say that. Actually, I said that people can change but you will always be "fundamentally" you. Besides, for the most part people don't really "change", you just find out more about them as time goes on. I don't know how long she was married but are you going to tell me that a person can completely change their very nature in the space of a few months or years? I think not. He was a freak to begin with, she only discovered that fact AFTER they were married. Just like he discovered she was a prude and frigid AFTER they got married. They both failed IMHO. I'm sure he's somewhere discussing this situation with his friends and they are all saying that she was a bitch or whatever. Actually, it's all for the best, now he can find someone who is into the things he's into and she can do the same. Hurray!:lol: For the record, I'm actually with her on the once you are married there's to be no one else in your bed pov.

[Archren]

Nope, I didn't say that. Actually, I said that people can change but you will always be "fundamentally" you. Besides, for the most part people don't really "change", you just find out more about them as time goes on. I don't know how long she was married but are you going to tell me that a person can completely change their very nature in the space of a few months or years? I think not. He was a freak to begin with, she only discovered that fact AFTER they were married. Just like he discovered she was a prude and frigid AFTER they got married. They both failed IMHO. I'm sure he's somewhere discussing this situation with his friends and they are all saying that she was a bitch or whatever. Actually, it's all for the best, now he can find someone who is into the things he's into and she can do the same. Hurray!:lol: For the record, I'm actually with her on the once you are married there's to be no one else in your bed pov.

I'm not a prude, nor am I frigid. I just draw the line at picking up random guys at bars, or letting my SO fuck women he picked up on Myspace. Just seems really.. unsanitary. :lol:

But you go on with your bad self, Tigger. You're married, so you know what we've been through, right? Wait..

[Frostz28]

:lol:

This thread isn't about you tigger or leghumping. It's teasing the married guys on the forum, because we had been complaining about not getting any after tying the knot.


I read this whole thread and with out this quote I would have had NO IDEA what the hell this thread was about!

[Amber Lamps]

Tig, seriouly man, SHHHHHHHH. Stop stirring the pot. I was married for 8 years and when it all came down to it, we were DRASTICALLY different people than we thought we were. So dont tell me that we should KNOW who a person is. People change and dont even realize it. And things can happen that make a person feel differently. I can completely understand what Archren is saying, Ive been there. Maybe she didnt word it easily for you comprehension, but obviously you havent been there so you dont know.


Ah okay but I have been in similar situations before. Heck, my last gf in Mi cheated on me. I could have been all angry and stormed around swearing and throwing things but the bottom line was/is I knew she was a whore when I met her. She tried to hide it and I tried to ignore it but I KNEW it from the start. Sure I found things out about her past as the months/years went by but they weren't "changes", they were things that were there to see all along if I had looked hard enough. She was beautiful, hard working, sexual, etc so I overlooked her faults/past until it was shoved in my face. It's like that story in "Natural Born Killers" about the woman who brings a rattlesnake into her hut to save it from freezing to death and it bites her.

[CasterTroy]

Holy crap......I felt like someone just duct taped me to a chair, peeled my eyelids back and MADE me watch an episode of OPRAH :panic:

And I just made it to page 8

[Trip]

I read this whole thread and with out this quote I would have had NO IDEA what the hell this thread was about!

Then we need a post like this for every thread because thats how a feel most of the time here. :lol:

[Ninjakel]

wow, this shit blew up :lol:

I'm a huge proponent that sex doesn't stop after marriage. :idk:

[Amber Lamps]

I'm not a prude, nor am I frigid. I just draw the line at picking up random guys at bars, or letting my SO fuck women he picked up on Myspace. Just seems really.. unsanitary. :lol:

But you go on with your bad self, Tigger. You're married, so you know what we've been through, right? Wait..


Frigid is relative and can be conditional. I agree that marriage should involve one man and one woman, PERIOD! In this respect, I may be more of a prude than you. As far as my marriage history goes, I'm sorry, what do you know about me or my past? Hmmm...? Are you ASSuming things pumpkin?

I was in the Middle East for about a year and a half, got injured and spent about 3 months in a hospital in Nuremberg only to come home to a wife that was 6 months pregnant. Don't ASSume that I don't understand what heartache or hardship is about sister, because I've carried far more than my fair share. Here's the thing though, she told me she wasn't ready for marriage, I knew she was a "party girl" but my dumb ass begged her to marry me before I left. So as I said, she didn't "change" she was exactly the same person, I just chose to ignore it until it was too late.

The only other time I've been engaged, we were together for 4 years and I came home from work to find her dead from an asthma attack... I know all about pain, thanks.

[Trip]

I'm a huge proponent that sex doesn't stop after marriage. :idk:

I'm all for it not stopping either. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

I'm all for it not stopping either. :lol:

It should be made part of the marriage vows IMHO!

[Archren]

Frigid is relative and can be conditional. I agree that marriage should involve one man and one woman, PERIOD! In this respect, I may be more of a prude than you. As far as my marriage history goes, I'm sorry, what do you know about me or my past? Hmmm...? Are you ASSuming things pumpkin?

Pot meet kettle? You were quick to make ASSumptions about me and my marriage.

And I'm not your fucking pumpkin.

[Rider]

It should be made part of the marriage vows IMHO!

No joke a friend of mine from work believes the when you are married the wife is obligated to have sex with her husband at least one a week. That is one of her "Jobs" as a wife. He is now divorced.... Go figure.

[rogue]

Holy crap......I felt like someone just duct taped me to a chair, peeled my eyelids back and MADE me watch an episode of OPRAH :panic:

And I just made it to page 8


No shit!!! :lol: People and their dirty laundry. Oh well...it's springtime...the air is fresh outside...nice day to hang laundry. :lol:

Frigid is relative and can be conditional. I agree that marriage should involve one man and one woman, PERIOD! In this respect, I may be more of a prude than you. As far as my marriage history goes, I'm sorry, what do you know about me or my past? Hmmm...? Are you ASSuming things pumpkin?

I was in the Middle East for about a year and a half, got injured and spent about 3 months in a hospital in Nuremberg only to come home to a wife that was 6 months pregnant. Don't ASSume that I don't understand what heartache or hardship is about sister, because I've carried far more than my fair share. Here's the thing though, she told me she wasn't ready for marriage, I knew she was a "party girl" but my dumb ass begged her to marry me before I left. So as I said, she didn't "change" she was exactly the same person, I just chose to ignore it until it was too late.



Damn dude. That's fucked up. Even though she was a party girl, she should have had more respect for someone she begged to marry. :td:


The only other time I've been engaged, we were together for 4 years and I came home from work to find her dead from an asthma attack... I know all about pain, thanks.


Damn. Sorry man. :(

Pot meet kettle? You were quick to make ASSumptions about me and my marriage.

And I'm not your fucking pumpkin.

Archren, sweetie.....do you need a smoke break? ;)

[Mr Lefty]

and I can see this one getting locked quick

[Trip]

and I can see this one getting locked quick

this one definitely has potential. We may need at least a 5 min break to let the tension cool a bit.

[Archren]

Archren, sweetie.....do you need a smoke break? ;)

Yes. Yes I do. After this thread, definitely.

[Trip]

Come on tigs, you were doing so well. :lol: Cool it please.

[Amber Lamps]

this one definitely has potential. We may need at least a 5 min break to let the tension cool a bit.

Awww.... alright, I'll play nice....

[rogue]

Awww.... alright, I'll play nice....

Oh shit! The world is going to stop spinning! Everybody run for your lives! :panic: :panic:



:lol: :lol:

[Trip]

I did it, I am just going to put this on lock down for an hour or two. Let everyone cool down a bit.

[Rider]

I did it, I am just going to put this on lock down for an hour or two. Let everyone cool down a bit.

Smoke if you got em.

[Trip]

Play ball!

[rogue]

Play ball!

Fuck you!!! I took my ball and went home! redflip

[Trip]

Fuck you!!! I took my ball and went home! redflip

You sucked at this game anyway and we have extra balls.

[Particle Man]

we have extra balls.

dude, how do you walk? :panic:

[Trip]

dude, how do you walk? :panic:

large scrotum that falls into one pant leg.

[rogue]

Great...now I have this song going through my head :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

[Particle Man]

Great...now I have this song going through my head :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

great song from back in the day :lol:

[rogue]

great song from back in the day :lol:

That's probably my favorite AC/DC song. Close second is She's Got The Jack. Back in the day, those two were my signature warm up dance songs. :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Wow. I guess my attempt and getting people all rile up worked!

My work here is done. :rofl:

Man did a few people just freak the fuck out. Good god almighty! :panic:

[Sixxxxer]

Good Lord...

I'd type a response...But I just dont give a fuck...I'm a simple guy...if I stop having sex with my wife then I'm going to leave her...No Ifs ands or Buts about it...

That is all I have to say about that

Carry on.

[Amber Lamps]

good lord...

I'd type a response...but i just dont give a fuck...i'm a simple guy...if i stop having sex with my wife then i'm going to leave her...no ifs ands or buts about it...

That is all i have to say about that

carry on.

Qft!

[askmrjesus]

Qft!

List of threads you should probably stay out of:

1. This one. :lol:

JC

[KSGregman]

List of threads you should probably stay out of:

1. This one. :lol:

JC

:lmao:

This thread almost went all CF there for a bit....good times. :lol:

[t-homo]

This thread is funny. I don't ever plan on getting married mostly because I can't stand being tied down to anything, other than maybe the bed.

[Adeptus_Minor]

I just foolishly spent 10 minutes trying to figure out where this thread has gone since I went to bed earlier.

...I demand a refund. :nee:

[Trip]

...I demand a refund. :nee:

sorry, we don't do that here

[Adeptus_Minor]

sorry, we don't do that here

Yeah, I know, but asking for it was amusing to me.
Since the girls aren't giving me any, I had to take care of myself. :lol:

[TYEster]

FAIL

You're doing it wrong.

That's all. :D

Incorrect!



After 15pages of this thread and skimming thru most of it, I have to say, I feel pretty good about myself and the relationship I'm in.(Btw hold all your calls and texts - as soon as shes done with dinner, we're doing it)

[tached1000rr]

Well Trip will pull my man card again as he did when I mentioned this in another thread, but I have 3 kids, 2 dogs, 2 cats, been married for 15 years and my wife and I are freaks in the bedroom STILL, as much as I want when I want. Happily married and our long term friends look at our relationship and aspire for theirs to be like ours. I highly doubt there are many single men out there that gets as much as my MARRIED ass does. My point is while in the minority perhaps there are married couples out there who are happy sexually and otherwise!

[Trip]

Why would I pull your man card for that? I joke about no sex in marriage. I'm a newlywed. You do the math.

[Homeslice]

FAIL

You're doing it wrong.

That's all. :D

I realize this thread has already run its course, but........So the premise here is that it's all up to the man to bring the skills? Women can just lay there, no skills required, never trying anything new, never speaking up about what they want?

Just sayin......

It seems like in today's society there's like a 10 to 1 ratio of girls bitching about men's performance, compared to men bitching about women's performance...........and that's not fair IMO.

If you aren't getting what you want, speak up & do something about it. And if you can't communicate, or he won't listen or try to accomodate you, then um you probably shouldn't be together in the first place :idk:

BTW, pulling a "Sex in the City" and sitting around gossiping about it with your girlfriends ain't gonna accomplish anything.

:nee::nee:
:lmao::lmao:

[Amorok]

I have to agree. Ulu and I have been having a lot of sex lately and it's been awesome. Life just gets in the way sometimes, but you have to make the effort. And it has to be from both of you, don't just wait for your guy to throw down, ladies. The sexual revolution didn't just mean you got more freedom, it also meant responsibility, like sometimes we go dutch or sometimes there should be an unprovoked blowjob. Trust me, guys want to throw down, but think about this - if you've been in a pissy mood all day, and for years when your guy has tried to touch you he's had about a %30 chance of it irritating you, why risk putting you in bitch mode. Ladies, you're the one with the hoo ha, if it isn't getting taken care of it's you're own fault.

[Rider]

I highly doubt there are many single men out there that gets as much as my MARRIED ass does.

When I was single I got more ass that a toilet seat. Between the age of 18 and 21(I met my wife when I was 21)I was with 36 different women. While I think the military uniform had a lot to do with it, I had more offers than anyone could ever fathom. I don't think marriage is the sex killer, it is kids that do that.

[G-Rex]

Unfortunately, most of the time, guys are terrible at taking notes, knowing what their women want, doing what it takes for a good relationship, and here's the kicker....not *expecting* things in return.

At the risk of having *my* man card taken away, I'll offer this for the guys' benefit that may not have gotten this memo yet.

1) Be NICE. You don't always have to be right. There is a way to have a disagreement without it degenerating to fighting. Really.

2) Doing things around the house you *know* need to be done, without being asked to do them, or asking what you get in return for doing it. I'll do the dishes if I see they need done, I'll make the bed, whatever. Like I tell Carolina, she does what she can, I'll do what I can, and whether it's 50/50 or not, it all works itself out in the end, and even if it doesn't, so be it. Our relationship isn't a contest.

3) Whether your girl puts on a *tough* persona or facade, she's still a girl, and likes to be treated as such on occasion. You shouldn't be afraid to randomly put your arm around her while you're walking somewhere, hold her hand, or just tell her *I love you* for no good reason at a random time. You don't have to give up your man card just because you are sappy at times.

I'm not going to sit here and say it works for everyone, or will work for everyone. Hell, anybody who watches my Facebook knows I'm about as sappy as they come sometimes, but, you don't see me complaining about a lack of sex or *not getting any when I want it.* I don't talk about that particularly because quite frankly, it's nobody's business but mine and hers, but we have a great relationship in all aspects.

I know life gets in the way. I get that. There's no reason you can't do the above though, and when life *isn't* in the way, well, that will be remembered, and you will be rewarded.

[askmrjesus]

Unfortunately, most of the time, guys are terrible at taking notes, knowing what their women want, doing what it takes for a good relationship, and here's the kicker....not *expecting* things in return.

At the risk of having *my* man card taken away, I'll offer this for the guys' benefit that may not have gotten this memo yet.

1) Be NICE. You don't always have to be right. There is a way to have a disagreement without it degenerating to fighting. Really.

2) Doing things around the house you *know* need to be done, without being asked to do them, or asking what you get in return for doing it. I'll do the dishes if I see they need done, I'll make the bed, whatever. Like I tell Carolina, she does what she can, I'll do what I can, and whether it's 50/50 or not, it all works itself out in the end, and even if it doesn't, so be it. Our relationship isn't a contest.

3) Whether your girl puts on a *tough* persona or facade, she's still a girl, and likes to be treated as such on occasion. You shouldn't be afraid to randomly put your arm around her while you're walking somewhere, hold her hand, or just tell her *I love you* for no good reason at a random time. You don't have to give up your man card just because you are sappy at times.

I'm not going to sit here and say it works for everyone, or will work for everyone. Hell, anybody who watches my Facebook knows I'm about as sappy as they come sometimes, but, you don't see me complaining about a lack of sex or *not getting any when I want it.* I don't talk about that particularly because quite frankly, it's nobody's business but mine and hers, but we have a great relationship in all aspects.

I know life gets in the way. I get that. There's no reason you can't do the above though, and when life *isn't* in the way, well, that will be remembered, and you will be rewarded.

All right, fess up.

What horrible thing did you do to Carolina that made you post this?

You crashed her Ducati didn't you! Does she know yet?

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

I realize this thread has already run its course, but........So the premise here is that it's all up to the man to bring the skills? Women can just lay there, no skills required, never trying anything new, never speaking up about what they want?

Just sayin......

It seems like in today's society there's like a 10 to 1 ratio of girls bitching about men's performance, compared to men bitching about women's performance...........and that's not fair IMO.

If you aren't getting what you want, speak up & do something about it. And if you can't communicate, or he won't listen or try to accomodate you, then um you probably shouldn't be together in the first place :idk:

BTW, pulling a "Sex in the City" and sitting around gossiping about it with your girlfriends ain't gonna accomplish anything.

:nee::nee:
:lmao::lmao:

Wow...you missed the whole point here didn't you? :lol:

I have no complaints about my husband. He doesn't sit around with other guys bitching about not getting any. :wink: Like G-Rex said, that is not anyone's business.

[Corey]

Unfortunately, most of the time, guys are terrible at taking notes, knowing what their women want, doing what it takes for a good relationship, and here's the kicker....not *expecting* things in return.

At the risk of having *my* man card taken away, I'll offer this for the guys' benefit that may not have gotten this memo yet.

1) Be NICE. You don't always have to be right. There is a way to have a disagreement without it degenerating to fighting. Really.

2) Doing things around the house you *know* need to be done, without being asked to do them, or asking what you get in return for doing it. I'll do the dishes if I see they need done, I'll make the bed, whatever. Like I tell Carolina, she does what she can, I'll do what I can, and whether it's 50/50 or not, it all works itself out in the end, and even if it doesn't, so be it. Our relationship isn't a contest.

3) Whether your girl puts on a *tough* persona or facade, she's still a girl, and likes to be treated as such on occasion. You shouldn't be afraid to randomly put your arm around her while you're walking somewhere, hold her hand, or just tell her *I love you* for no good reason at a random time. You don't have to give up your man card just because you are sappy at times.

I'm not going to sit here and say it works for everyone, or will work for everyone. Hell, anybody who watches my Facebook knows I'm about as sappy as they come sometimes, but, you don't see me complaining about a lack of sex or *not getting any when I want it.* I don't talk about that particularly because quite frankly, it's nobody's business but mine and hers, but we have a great relationship in all aspects.

I know life gets in the way. I get that. There's no reason you can't do the above though, and when life *isn't* in the way, well, that will be remembered, and you will be rewarded.

Does the purse she keeps your balls in match her Ducati?

[Particle Man]

Does the purse she keeps your balls in match her Ducati?

:lol

[Archren]

Does the purse she keeps your balls in match her Ducati?

No, but I can guarantee he's getting laid. :wink:

[HurricaneHeather]

No, but I can guarantee he's getting laid. :wink:

:dthumb:

Isn't it nice not being married to someone who will never figure it out? :lol:

[Archren]

:dthumb:

Isn't it nice not being married to someone who will never figure it out? :lol:

Oh God yes. Words cannot describe how nice it is. :D

[Trip]

This thread is full of fail. I love how everyone takes all these jokes we say as serious and now we got people handing out marriage advice and saying how much of bad husbands we are because we post our "locker room" talk on the board... Rider is in a different situation, because he has young children at home 24/7. How many of us are in that same situation? Probably not many. I know some of you have children, so you should know how hard it is when they are young to just take care of them, much less yourself.

REPEAT

this thread for the mother fucking

FAIL!!!

[azoomm]

Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

:lol:

[Archren]

This thread is full of fail. I love how everyone takes all these jokes we say as serious and now we got people handing out marriage advice and saying how much of bad husbands we are because we post our "locker room" talk on the board... Rider is in a different situation, because he has young children at home 24/7. How many of us are in that same situation? Probably not many. I know some of you have children, so you should know how hard it is when they are young to just take care of them, much less yourself.

REPEAT

this thread for the mother fucking

FAIL!!!


Ok, then why don't you just delete the thread for good? :idk:

[Archren]

Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

:lol:

Plus eleventy fucking billion.

One of the ways I KNEW Tracy was going to be good for me was how well he handled being around my girls (who are 3 and 18 months, btw) and how they handled being around him.

[rogue]

Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

:lol:


No shit, right? :lol:

[Trip]

Ok, then why don't you just delete the thread for good? :idk:

Cause I like free expression.

[Tmall]

How many of you are on your first marriage?

How many have been divorced more than once?


How many are engaged or married after know their so for a very short time?

Now, how many ppl think its wise or smart to follow the advice or opinion of those people in regards to relationships?

[Mr Lefty]

marrage = teh FAIL

[Trip]

Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

:lol:

Plus eleventy fucking billion.

One of the ways I KNEW Tracy was going to be good for me was how well he handled being around my girls (who are 3 and 18 months, btw) and how they handled being around him.

Not knowing the backgrounds of you two, I can't respond in the way I want, so I will refrain from posting anything that may be inaccurate.

[Homeslice]

Wow...you missed the whole point here didn't you? :lol:

I have no complaints about my husband. He doesn't sit around with other guys bitching about not getting any. :wink: Like G-Rex said, that is not anyone's business.

I wasn't referring to you specifically......

And as for the "point", well the first post of this thread contained only 5-6 words, making a crack at men, so I responded in kind :nee:

[azoomm]

Not knowing the backgrounds of you two, I can't respond in the way I want, so I will refrain from posting anything that may be inaccurate.

What does my "background" have to do with it? Go for it man... :dthumb:

How many of you are on your first marriage? Nope

How many have been divorced more than once? Nope

How many are engaged or married after know their so for a very short time? Nope

Now, how many ppl think its wise or smart to follow the advice or opinion of those people in regards to relationships? Nope

:lol:

[Archren]

Now, how many ppl think its wise or smart to follow the advice or opinion of those people in regards to relationships?

I don't think it's wise or smart to listen to any ONE person's experiences or advice and base your decisions in life off of that.

The people who have been married only once - you can learn from them that they were either extremely lucky to find a perfect match right off the bat.. or learn from their extraordinary skills in communication, etc., that make their marriage work.

From those who have divorced, who married too young (like myself), who put up with bad relationships out of naivete' or whatever other reasons... cautionary tales.

Ultimately what matters is doing whatever makes YOU happy in your life. KNOW who it is you are marrying and know that they are who you want to be with FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Whatever means by which you take to reach that end... that varies for every individual person.

I'm not saying I'm perfect. Finding Tracy was pure dumb luck. But while we are engaged.. we're not rushing into things either. Wedding date isn't until June 2011. But that is what we decided works best for US. I am by no means saying that we are what is best for everyone... just that my previous marriage was the worst possible thing for ME.

[Trip]

I don't think it's wise or smart to listen to any ONE person's experiences or advice and base your decisions in life off of that.

The people who have been married only once - you can learn from them that they were either extremely lucky to find a perfect match right off the bat.. or learn from their extraordinary skills in communication, etc., that make their marriage work.

From those who have divorced, who married too young (like myself), who put up with bad relationships out of naivete' or whatever other reasons... cautionary tales.

Ultimately what matters is doing whatever makes YOU happy in your life. KNOW who it is you are marrying and know that they are who you want to be with FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Whatever means by which you take to reach that end... that varies for every individual person.

I'm not saying I'm perfect. Finding Tracy was pure dumb luck. But while we are engaged.. we're not rushing into things either. Wedding date isn't until June 2011. But that is what we decided works best for US. I am by no means saying that we are what is best for everyone... just that my previous marriage was the worst possible thing for ME.


Ok, so you guys are not married. Honestly, after being engaged for awhile myself before I got married, that automatically makes me strike you off the marriage advice list. Sorry, it's different.

[Particle Man]

Look! Grilled Cheese Sandwiches!

Yum

[Mr Lefty]

Look! Grilled Cheese Sandwiches!

Yum

I love grilled cheese sammaches!

have your wife make me some too! :lol:

[Archren]

Ok, so you guys are not married. Honestly, after being engaged for awhile myself before I got married, that automatically makes me strike you off the marriage advice list. Sorry, it's different.

So the fact that I was married to someone for 4 years before that doesn't count?

Oh right, because since that one failed, I obviously don't know what I'm doing. Or because I'm 25, or whatever the fuck other excuses people come up with.

Okay, time for me to unsubscribe from this thread again. Because it's that shit that gets me pissed off.

[Trip]

What does my "background" have to do with it? Go for it man... :dthumb:

I don't know, I don't know how kids effected your previous relationships or if your kids are even from previous relationships. Plus when you get that deep into a person's life, that has the potential of creating a firestorm on the board. So that's why I refrained.

[Mr Lefty]

so... about those grilled cheese sammaches

[lauralynne]

Bah... young children are no excuse. I've made it through that part. If your impression is that YOUNG children are tough - you won't survive the later stages. It would be best to bail now.

:lol:

a to the fuckin' men

[lauralynne]

and Tracy's hit the nail on the head - I would fuck a complete stranger that came in my house and washed my dishes and cleaned my house. I'm very nearly serious. :)

[Trip]

So the fact that I was married to someone for 4 years before that doesn't count?

Oh right, because since that one failed, I obviously don't know what I'm doing. Or because I'm 25, or whatever the fuck other excuses people come up with.

Okay, time for me to unsubscribe from this thread again. Because it's that shit that gets me pissed off.

Let's see ya'll are lecturing us about how we should conduct ourselves in marriage and you guys aren't married. Personally I find that kinda fucked up.

I don't care you had a failed marriage. Lots of people have them. It depends on what your history is if I would listen to you. For example, my brother had one and is married again now. I definitely wouldn't take advice from him even though he is married, because of his situation that I will not explain here.

[Mr Lefty]

can I get a coke w/o ice... and maybe some Chicken Noodle soup with the Grilled Cheese Sammaches? Spanks!

[Particle Man]

so... about those grilled cheese sammaches

they were really freakin' good

Lunch FTW

[Trip]

god damn chicken salad sandwiches

[Particle Man]

god damn chicken salad sandwiches

do you at least have soup?

[Trip]

do you at least have soup?

no, a banana. I need to cook more, so I can have leftovers for lunch, but with A on that nutrisystem meal system thing. It costs a lot to cook for a single person regularly.

[Mr Lefty]

damnit... that's it... going to get lunch.

may actually have to find a place for grilled cheese... sounds fuck'n great!

[Trip]

damnit... that's it... going to get lunch.

may actually have to find a place for grilled cheese... sounds fuck'n great!

I think cracker barrel has them on the kids menu. You can probably get them to make you one on their awesome sourdough toast.

There is one close to the walmart on 321.

[azoomm]

Wow.

Maybe I'm different, in that I don't take this shit personally.

:jerry:

[Homeslice]

Request green onions and peppers with it. Cheese alone is lame.

[HurricaneHeather]

Request green onions and peppers with it. Cheese alone is lame.

Or bacon. :wink:

CB does have a grilled bacon and cheese on the menu and I think it comes on the sourdough unless you request otherwise.

Mmmmm....get some sweet tea while you're at it!

[Trip]

Request green onions and peppers with it. Cheese alone is lame.

Sorry, I love me some gobamint cheese on some value white bread lathered in the fattiest cheapest butter in the store.

[cuttle]

I am having bean soup :lol:

[Trip]

I am having bean soup :lol:

Red Bean Soup ftw win. I can eat a ton of that shit. It's like red beans and rice with andouille, but no rice, more water, and spaghetti noodles.

[Tmall]

I took a big shit this morning. It was horrible. It was like a black tar snake. I had to wipe at least 12 times.
And then there was tar poo on my fingers. I didn't know what to do. :idk

[Tmall]

Upping my post count since I have nothing to add.

[Trip]

I took a big shit this morning. It was horrible. It was like a black tar snake. I had to wipe at least 12 times.
And then there was tar poo on my fingers. I didn't know what to do. :idk

:nopicsbs:

[HurricaneHeather]

It's going to be like 90 something degrees today....soup is not an option!
:lol:

[Ninjakel]

eewwwww

[Tmall]

:nopicsbs: I'm on the shitter right now.

Don't tempt me... Lol

[cuttle]

go twitter somewhere else :panic:

[Tmall]

eewwwww
Hey now. If those who felt left out can talk about irrelevant stuff to feel important, I can talk about making potty.

[askmrjesus]

go twitter somewhere else :panic:

:lol:

JC

[zed]

Request green onions and peppers with it. Cheese alone is lame.

green chillies...





damn, none in the house.

[KSGregman]

go twitter somewhere else :panic:

Hahahaha...nice. :lol:

[rogue]

go twitter somewhere else :panic:

:rofl: :rofl:

[Mr Lefty]

Red Bean Soup ftw win. I can eat a ton of that shit. It's like red beans and rice with andouille, but no rice, more water, and spaghetti noodles.

for the win win?

[CrazyKell]

for the win win?

Yeah, people got bored of saying ftw or ftmfw so they had to come up with something new to keep it fresh. :scratch:

[Trip]

for the win win?

it's just that good

[Particle Man]

go twitter somewhere else :panic:

:lmao:

[Amber Lamps]

and Tracy's hit the nail on the head - I would fuck a complete stranger that came in my house and washed my dishes and cleaned my house. I'm very nearly serious. :)

Man, if you lived closer and were more um, well anyway, never mind I'll just get into trouble.... Anyway, I'd definitely do dishes and clean a house for sex from the right person!:drool:

[azoomm]

Man, if you lived closer and were more um, well anyway, never mind I'll just get into trouble.... Anyway, I'd definitely do dishes and clean a house for sex from the right person!:drool:

What the FUCK man... get the hell off topic like the rest of them!!!

:lol:

[Particle Man]

What the FUCKexactly


man

precisely!

:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

I don't know why people that are failures at something think that they are qualified to give advice on that subject. It would be like asking the guy who designed the Titanic for ship building advice.

Anyone that lays all of the blame for their failed marriage on the other person is a fool. Regardless of the circumstances. Even mine. I honestly don't believe that people change after marriage, I just think that they drop their facade.

I have personally witnessed a girl meet, date and marry a guy. The whole time people were telling her that he wasn't right for her, even members of his own family. She would ignore obvious signs of potential infidelity and wouldn't listen when people close to her would tell her he was cheating. Finally, she got it rubbed in her face and fuck if she didn't exclaim that it was out of the blue and a surprise! What?

Oh and as far as the guys that kiss their significant other's asses 24/7, well, I just hope that you can keep it up indefinitely buddy because the minute you stop being Prince Charming you become an asshole. Trust me.

[HurricaneHeather]

I don't know why people that are failures at something think that they are qualified to give advice on that subject. It would be like asking the guy who designed the Titanic for ship building advice.

Anyone that lays all of the blame for their failed marriage on the other person is a fool. Regardless of the circumstances. Even mine. I honestly don't believe that people change after marriage, I just think that they drop their facade.

I have personally witnessed a girl meet, date and marry a guy. The whole time people were telling her that he wasn't right for her, even members of his own family. She would ignore obvious signs of potential infidelity and wouldn't listen when people close to her would tell her he was cheating. Finally, she got it rubbed in her face and fuck if she didn't exclaim that it was out of the blue and a surprise! What?

Oh and as far as the guys that kiss their significant other's asses 24/7, well, I just hope that you can keep it up indefinitely buddy because the minute you stop being Prince Charming you become an asshole. Trust me.

:dvrofl:

Is this Round 2? Or Round 3? I can't keep track. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

What the FUCK man... get the hell off topic like the rest of them!!!

:lol:


Hey what did you find out about those cameras?

[Amber Lamps]

:dvrofl:

Is this Round 2? Or Round 3? I can't keep track. :lol:


Oh it's not any round, I'm just babbling... The funny thing is believe it or not I am an outstanding partner, my problem is that I tend to "spoil" my girlfriend and women being what they typically are, get the "what have you done for me lately" thing going and I'm out of there. I hate being taken for granted more than anything else.

[askmrjesus]

I don't know why people that are failures at something think that they are qualified to give advice on that subject.

Good point.

Anyone that lays all of the blame for their failed marriage on the other person is a fool. Regardless of the circumstances. Even mine.

Wait, yours?

Trust me.

Didn't you just tell us not to do that? :scratch:

JC

[Quick281]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/pootiestang/spacemonkey.gif


Thats all I got for this thread since I haven't been married, I don't have kids, and I don't sit around in shitty relationships whether of my own fault, hers, or "usually" ours.

[Amber Lamps]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/pootiestang/spacemonkey.gif


Thats all I got for this thread since I haven't been married, I don't have kids, and I don't sit around in shitty relationships whether of my own fault, hers, or "usually" ours.

You are a smart kid buddy! There's nothing worse than listening to someone complain about a relationship for weeks, months, years.. it's pathetic really. The other thing that sucks is people who use children to explain why they stay in bad relationships... Of course my favorite is the bitch that has a "bad" partner (by her own reckoning) from the start but continues to have children with him, 2, 3, 4 or more.:lol:

[Particle Man]

what the fuck is with the bear? :lol:

[Quick281]

what the fuck is with the bear? :lol:

Probably just got married....or divorced.










Don't hate, motherfucker just wants to break dance.

:lol:

[Particle Man]

Probably just got married....or divorced.










Don't hate, motherfucker just wants to break dance.

:lol:
ah - so it couldn't BEAR to be married...

[cuttle]

what the fuck is with the bear? :lol:

what bear?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4 (http://www.twowheelfix.com/%3Cobject%20width=)

[Quick281]

ah - so it couldn't BEAR to be married...

That was terrible. Really.

what bear?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4 (http://www.twowheelfix.com/%3Cobject%20width=)

I love that vid.

[Particle Man]

I try :nee:

[Homeslice]

What is the definition of "failure"? Is everyone who has had a divorce a failure? I'd take their advice over someone who has never been married :idk:

[Quick281]

Pick and choose.

1. The condition or fact of not achieving the desired end or ends: the failure of an experiment.
2. One that fails: a failure at one's career.
3. The condition or fact of being insufficient or falling short: a crop failure.
4. A cessation of proper functioning or performance: a power failure.
5. Nonperformance of what is requested or expected; omission: failure to report a change of address.
6. The act or fact of failing to pass a course, test, or assignment.
7. A decline in strength or effectiveness.
8. The act or fact of becoming bankrupt or insolvent.



If you had to pick someone to run a company for you would you pick the person who has bankrupted a company or two, or the person who has had longterm success with one or two?

I would rather ask couples married for a long time with a variety of situations.

[Amber Lamps]

Pick and choose.

1. The condition or fact of not achieving the desired end or ends: the failure of an experiment.
2. One that fails: a failure at one's career.
3. The condition or fact of being insufficient or falling short: a crop failure.
4. A cessation of proper functioning or performance: a power failure.
5. Nonperformance of what is requested or expected; omission: failure to report a change of address.
6. The act or fact of failing to pass a course, test, or assignment.
7. A decline in strength or effectiveness.
8. The act or fact of becoming bankrupt or insolvent.



If you had to pick someone to run a company for you would you pick the person who has bankrupted a company or two, or the person who has had longterm success with one or two?

I would rather ask couples married for a long time with a variety of situations.


Exactly! If you didn't die together then your marriage was a failure and so were you in this instance. It's human nature to place all of the blame on the other person and some people truly believe it but in some way, shape or form you also have to take responsibility. Regardless of the circumstances surrounding the actual breakup. BTW I haven't been dishing out marriage advice here, I'm afraid that the old life time commitment thing is almost impossible in today's world, with today's attitudes.:sorry:

[Homeslice]

Exactly! If you didn't die together then your marriage was a failure and so were you in this instance.
IMO the bigger failure is any marriage where they have fallen out of love or never really were in love, but are too afraid to split apart even though they should....

Or any "Married With Children" style marriage where the only thing they do is sit around watching TV......