Tell them I said, "Hi"

[Particle Man]

So my wife's friend is throwing a 40th birthday party for her husband. Both my wife and I were invited, however, we couldn't find a sitter. Since it's her friend, I'm content to stay home and watch our 1 year old. Before she left, she complained about how much she wasn't going to have any fun because I wasn't going to be there. I suggested something she could do to pass the time... she declined. The conversation went something like this:

Her: I really wish you were going to this thing. I only met most of these people one time 10 years ago so I won't have anyone to talk to.

Me: So tell them I said, "Hi."

Her: *confused look* Why would I do that? I didn't even know you 10 years ago so they'd certainly have no clue who you are...

Me: Exactly. Let them wonder. If my not being there is going to fuck up your time, it might as well tarnish their time as well since they'll be spending at least some of the brain power that they'd otherwise have directed at having fun to trying to figure out who the hell I even am and why I'd be saying "hi" to them. That, and you'd get some pretty priceless reactions at which to laugh. At the very least, you can tell me what happened.

Her: I can't do that! What if they get annoyed?

Me: Well, at least you'd be talking to people...

Her: Nevermind. *sigh* I'm wearing all brown... does this red jacket look ok with brown?

Me: Why not? Red is just a really bright brown anyway.

Her: You're an idiot.



Some people have no sense of humor.

[Amorok]

Ulu refuses to go anywhere or do anything. So I end up either sitting at home or going by myself. I've learned to have fun on my own.

[HurricaneHeather]

:lol:

[Kaneman]

Ulu refuses to go anywhere or do anything. So I end up either sitting at home or going by myself. I've learned to have fun on my own.

Sounds like a blast!!
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[zed]

she doesn't expect this stuff by now?

[Particle Man]

she doesn't expect this stuff by now?

you would think :lol:

[KSGregman]

Ulu refuses to go anywhere or do anything. So I end up either sitting at home or going by myself. I've learned to have fun on my own.

Just curious...but do you EVER say anything positive about your wife?

If not, why the fuck do you stick around? Just get a divorce and be done with it.... :idk:

[askmrjesus]

Me: Why not? Red is just a really bright brown anyway.

Her: You're an idiot

:lol:

JC

[Fleck750]

Just curious...but do you EVER say anything positive about your wife?

If not, why the fuck do you stick around? Just get a divorce and be done with it.... :idk:


That would be too easy. People stay together for the most effed up reasons.

[2up]

Just curious...but do you EVER say anything positive about your wife?

If not, why the fuck do you stick around? Just get a divorce and be done with it.... :idk:


Perhaps you now have some insight as to why HH started the thread about guys not getting it right. ;)

[Amorok]

Just curious...but do you EVER say anything positive about your wife?

If not, why the fuck do you stick around? Just get a divorce and be done with it.... :idk:

Actually, I'm pretty positive about my wife. Follow my every post on this board and obsessively learn everything about me and then you might be qualified to make statements like that. Of course, you'd then be just as huge of a douchebag as making that statement without grounds or knowledge made you, wouldn't you? And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government. I'm not running away from my job like a huge pussy, nor am I giving up the few decent television shows or giving up on the country, also like a little bitch. You seem to be a big proponent of divorce, have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot? Or have you been through so many failed relationships you need company for that pathetic misery and just hope someone will bite? Either way, the next time that tired, stuck record starts to generate the dim spark of a thought concerning me or my wife, think back and remember this moment. You need to train that feeble mind to remember that the slightly tarnished nugget of retardation your tiny mind has vomited forth that seems so fresh and new to you is something I've actually seen from you many times before. Yes, you are a one trick pony and no, nobody gives a shit what you say. So shut your cakehole and go back to your own regularly scheduled underachieving you crusty, worthless old bastard.

[Ninjakel]

:dvrofl::dvrofl::dvrofl:

[Sixxxxer]

:jerry:

[Tmall]

Ouch..

[Dragonpaco]

have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot?

are you offering a shot? because i'm free next week.

[KSGregman]

Actually, I'm pretty positive about my wife. Follow my every post on this board and obsessively learn everything about me and then you might be qualified to make statements like that. Of course, you'd then be just as huge of a douchebag as making that statement without grounds or knowledge made you, wouldn't you? And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government. I'm not running away from my job like a huge pussy, nor am I giving up the few decent television shows or giving up on the country, also like a little bitch. You seem to be a big proponent of divorce, have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot? Or have you been through so many failed relationships you need company for that pathetic misery and just hope someone will bite? Either way, the next time that tired, stuck record starts to generate the dim spark of a thought concerning me or my wife, think back and remember this moment. You need to train that feeble mind to remember that the slightly tarnished nugget of retardation your tiny mind has vomited forth that seems so fresh and new to you is something I've actually seen from you many times before. Yes, you are a one trick pony and no, nobody gives a shit what you say. So shut your cakehole and go back to your own regularly scheduled underachieving you crusty, worthless old bastard.

:lmao:

I'm convinced....really. :lol:

[Angee]

I'll put about a penny's worth in here, then I'm done. Sometimes even when our relationships are going great 99% of the time, we sometimes need a medium of friends to bitch to the other 1%. If everyone posted every day about the good things in their healthy relationships, the server would probably choke and die a slow painful death. Just because the only thing you see is bitching, doesn't mean they're doomed and should divorce. Most people don't go around talking about how great their life is, you typically only hear the bad because at that moment, they need the support and/or understanding of friends. The divorce statement was really lame if you think about it.

Ok, so I threw in the other penny...:idk:

[Particle Man]

Update: she didn't tell anyone I said, "Hi"

However, people did compliment her on the red jacket... said it went with the brown very well, being bright and all...

:)

[HurricaneHeather]

Update: she didn't tell anyone I said, "Hi"

However, people did compliment her on the red jacket... said it went with the brown very well, being bright and all...

:)

:lol:

Did you say, "see, I know my colors."

[Particle Man]

:lol:

Did you say, "see, I know my colors."
it was more of an, "I told you so - I get to pick the colors when we buy a house and paint it"

[HurricaneHeather]

it was more of an, "I told you so - I get to pick the colors when we buy a house and paint it"

Will it be a mix of brighter and darker shades of brown?

[Particle Man]

Will it be a mix of brighter and darker shades of brown?

Nope. I hate brown. shhhhhhh....

[wildchild]

And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government.


no wonder she doesn't go anywhere with you. You complain too much. :idk:

Sorry dude but it was right there. LOL

[Particle Man]

no wonder she doesn't go anywhere with you. You complain too much. :idk:

Sorry dude but it was right there. LOL

:lol:

[pauldun170]

Actually, I'm pretty positive about my wife.

Follow my every post on this board and obsessively learn everything about me and then you might be qualified to make statements like that.

Of course, you'd then be just as huge of a douchebag as making that statement without grounds or knowledge made you, wouldn't you?

And while I might complain about my wife, I also complain about my job, television, and the government.

I'm not running away from my job like a huge pussy, nor am I giving up the few decent television shows or giving up on the country, also like a little bitch.

You seem to be a big proponent of divorce, have you actually seen my wife at some point and just hoping for a shot?

Or have you been through so many failed relationships you need company for that pathetic misery and just hope someone will bite?

Either way, the next time that tired, stuck record starts to generate the dim spark of a thought concerning me or my wife, think back and remember this moment.

You need to train that feeble mind to remember that the slightly tarnished nugget of retardation your tiny mind has vomited forth that seems so fresh and new to you is something I've actually seen from you many times before.

Yes, you are a one trick pony and no, nobody gives a shit what you say. So shut your cakehole and go back to your own regularly scheduled underachieving you crusty, worthless old bastard.

damn....
suuulap.

[HurricaneHeather]

damn....
suuulap.

Did you go thru and space that all out for him? :lol:

If so, thanks cuz I don't read giant blocks of words, and that was an entertaining read. :lol:

[pauldun170]

Did you go thru and space that all out for him? :lol:

If so, thanks cuz I don't read giant blocks of words, and that was an entertaining read. :lol:

yup and you're welcome.

[KSGregman]

If so, thanks cuz I don't read giant blocks of words, and that was an entertaining read. :lol:

It was one of the better "I'm gonna spit my binkie and YELL" meltdowns I've read in awhile....almost Excessa-esque...but it didn't quite have the same amount of self righteous indignation. :lmao:

[HurricaneHeather]

It was one of the better "I'm gonna spit my binkie and YELL" meltdowns I've read in awhile....almost Excessa-esque...but it didn't quite have the same amount of self righteous indignation. :lmao:

:lmao:

'spit out my binkie...' :dvrofl:

[Bluestreak]

:lol: @ Amorok

This thread is full of WIN!

[Particle Man]

It was one of the better "I'm gonna spit my binkie and YELL" meltdowns I've read in awhile....

"Spit my binkie and YELL" :lmao: holy crap, I almost fell out of the chair laughing :lmao:

[Quick281]

:twfix:

Another funny thread, easily turned into a much funnier thread by the repliers. :rockwoot:

[askmrjesus]

Ulu refuses to go anywhere or do anything. So I end up either sitting at home or going by myself. I've learned to have fun on my own.

I don't care what anyone says, I think it's pretty cool that you married the black chick from Star Trek.

JC

[Archren]

I don't care what anyone says, I think it's pretty cool that you married the black chick from Star Trek.

JC

You're thinking of Uhura... :lol:

[askmrjesus]

You're thinking of Uhura... :lol:

HA!

I set a nerd trap, and you fell RIGHT into it! :lol:

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

HA!

I set a nerd trap, and you fell RIGHT into it! :lol:

JC

:rofl:

She jumped right on it too.

[Archren]

HA!

I set a nerd trap, and you fell RIGHT into it! :lol:

JC

Well, you're in it too.. :nee:

:rofl:

She jumped right on it too.

Incurable nerd. Yup, that's me. :lol:

[Particle Man]

HA!

I set a nerd trap, and you fell RIGHT into it! :lol:

JC

hence the reason why I waited for someone else to respond :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Well, you're in it too.. :nee:

Maybe so, but you didn't even have to look up the correct spelling of Uhura did you?

No, I didn't think so. :nee:

JC

[rogue]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


This thread is full of win! :rockwoot:


Amorok.... :rofl: :rofl:

[Archren]

Maybe so, but you didn't even have to look up the correct spelling of Uhura did you?

No, I didn't think so. :nee:

JC

No, but I did have to think about it for a minute. :lol: I'm a huge fan of the original cast movies.. but never saw a lot of the original episodes, oddly enough. :shrug:

[Quick281]

Back a couple hours later and the Win continues.

I didn't get the nerd joke, but the commentary post trap setting greatly amused me.

[Particle Man]

I didn't get the nerd joke

LIAR!

:lol:

[Quick281]

Sadly no. :( Never watched Star Trek growing up. I have seen maybe one or two entire episodes.

I did love the original star wars but I can never keep up when people start talking in the lingo.