The enjoyable part of my job

[HurricaneHeather]

Reading resumes.

This is a real persons, WHOLE resume:

HISTORYEMPLOYER: lil ceazer

:rofl: and he was hired for a government job. I love it. :D

[Ninjakel]

Are you fucking serious??/

[HurricaneHeather]

Are you fucking serious??/

Uh huh.

And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again. :lol:

[Ninjakel]

wow.

Just. wow. :lol:

[Rider]

I don't think that guy will be working anywhere but food service.

[azoomm]

It hurts.

I get emails all the time for people that want to work for me - only, they are sent from their phone or something because it's all in l33t. It hurts.

[Tsunami]

Uh huh.

And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again. :lol:

Yes please!

And who would hire him based on that resume??

[HurricaneHeather]

Yes please!

And who would hire him based on that resume??

the government :wink:

And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either. :panic:

[Particle Man]

I've receive resumes with text message abbreviations on them.

Um... no.

[KSGregman]

Don't laugh...this is the asshole from whom you will be attempting to get your drivers license renewal. :panic:

[Tsunami]

the government :wink:

And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either. :panic:

Scary...

What is his new position?

[HurricaneHeather]

Here's another good one. I have no idea what it means as there was no explaination of duties performed at this job:

Specific reason for leaving: Fired by CEO, quality of 1 tub.

[Ninjakel]

snort

[HurricaneHeather]

Scary...

What is his new position?

He assists mentally disabled people.

[Tsunami]

He assists mentally disabled people.

Well i hope its not in writing composition.

[rogue]

Wow :lol:

[Evadd]

He assists mentally disabled people.
so this is a self-help position?

[HurricaneHeather]

so this is a self-help position?

:rofl:

[Homeslice]

For $100-200 these people could easily get someone to make a resume for them. But no, they'd rather blow that money on beer, cigs, or strip clubs

[Ducati Diva]

He assists mentally disabled people.

Isn't that kinda like the blind leading the blind :rofl:

[Particle Man]

Isn't that kinda like the blind leading the blind :rofl:

I've said many many times that they have the wrong people driving the vans...

[dfowler]

:lol: I just went through hiring an assistant. I was ASTOUNDED at the resumes and lack of proofreading/grammar/spelling skills. I didn't think it could get any worse until.........the interviews started!

Who in their right mind thinks it is OK to come to an interview for an office position - in which you'll have to greet the public - dressed in sweats covered with cat hair!?!? Her resume read beautifully, but dear god! The cover didn't match the book!!!

[Tsunami]

:lol: I just went through hiring an assistant. I was ASTOUNDED at the resumes and lack of proofreading/grammar/spelling skills. I didn't think it could get any worse until.........the interviews started!

Who in their right mind thinks it is OK to come to an interview for an office position - in which you'll have to greet the public - dressed in sweats covered with cat hair!?!? Her resume read beautifully, but dear god! The cover didn't match the book!!!

Keep these stories coming! Seriously, I thought it was common knowledge to know how to format your resume, run it through a spell check/grammar check and then wear a suit or appropriate attire for the job that you are interviewing for. When i update my resume, it takes me at least a couple of hours, reformatting, rewording, etc.

[HurricaneHeather]

One of my clients said that she had an applicant come in wearing a baby doll night gown. She apparently made absolutely no apology about it either. :lmao:

I asked if she took a picture....she unfortunately did not.

[Tsunami]

One of my clients said that she had an applicant come in wearing a baby doll night gown. She apparently made absolutely no apology about it either. :lmao:

I asked if she took a picture....she unfortunately did not.

But how do these people get so far in life???

[Particle Man]

But how do these people get so far in life???
it's not what you know...

[Homeslice]

it's not what you know...

it's who you blow