car pranks

[JARVIS518]

since april fools day my GM, the company accountant and one other manager have been going back and forth doing car pranks to each other and using me to help them and being that my last day at work is friday before i move back to NY i want to get all three of them.

so far we have done
+post its all over the car
+a life sized cardboard cut out seat belted into the passenger seat
+the head of the cardboard cut out taped to the front of the car
+moved cars to different places of the parking lot
+Vaseline in the door handle
+ tied cans to the bumper of car

i got a few ideas i was thinking
+put a for sale sign on the car with super low price
+fill car with baloons
+saran wrap total car

anyone have any better ideas

oh and because i am moving i dont want to spend a ton of money maybe $15
and obviously i dont want todo any damage to the cars

[Smittie61984]

This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up.

I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes.

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.

[JARVIS518]

the radio one is a good idea

[askmrjesus]

I worked with a guy who was SUPER homophobic. It was all he talked about all fucking day.

I made a sign that said "PROUD TO BE GAY!!!" and wired it to his back bumper, and then propped it up with a stick so he wouldn't see it until he got home.

His neighbor pointed it out to him the next morning.

He was not pleased. :lol:

JC

[Smittie61984]

I forgot about that one AMJ.

If you get one of those line stickers you can often stick it in their back window around the bottom without them even noticing. I remember Boortz did that to his coworker who drove around with it for a long time. Said everyone was so nice to him once he got th sticker.

[JARVIS518]

jesus thats a great idea i bust on my GM cuz hes a 48 year old bachelor living with his "brother"

[Particle Man]

ever watch Grumpy Old Men? Dead fish in the glove box.

[G-Rex]

Take the front seats out of his car and put them in his office.

[JARVIS518]

ever watch Grumpy Old Men? Dead fish in the glove box.

that one might be too mean, especially with the florida heat

[BobTheBiker]

zipties on the driveshaft for super annoying sounds that take awhile to figure out(if they even notice) cover the windshield in duct tape and paint the words red green show rules on there, zipties all over the steering wheel in rainbow colors/pattern, same for the antenna, some gay pride bumper stickers, something that says honk if you like boys/girls depending on gender... ohh the ideas I have.

[BobTheBiker]

Take the front seats out of his car and put them in his office.

put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.

[JARVIS518]

the spark plug one is funny

[zed]

auto foolers and turn the AC on, sucks all the smoke into the car.

[Smittie61984]

that one might be too mean, especially with the florida heat

On that 70's show they put a dead fish in the hubcap of Kelso's Shaggin Waggin.

[Particle Man]

change the dome light to a red bulb.

[ericr]

put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.

I was going to mention enough 2x's to just get the drive wheels off the ground. Won't go anywhere :D

The big LONG zip ties on the drive shaft so it slaps the floor pan is great.

Tie about 40 feet of strong string under the car and attach object of choice and wedge under the car just enough it'll fall out going down the road.

The coke bottle w/ oil on the exhaust, no hole, just tie so it sits on top of the pipe near the cat and it'll melt through once it heats up... all of a sudden, smoke screen ;) It's small damage but I had a friend drill a small hole in a guys muffler and pour a quart of oil in it.

rocks in the hub caps if they have them.

If you have packing peanuts, fill the car up with them, did that to my boss once :D (glad he had a sense of humor)

[BobTheBiker]

YES! I'd forgotten to mention packing peanuts. if he has a sunroof, you can fill the car to the hilt with them. shake until filled.

[JARVIS518]

hes got a convertable

[Smittie61984]

change the dome light to a red bulb.

Nah. That'll be pimptastic and probably get him laid.

[Particle Man]

Nah. That'll be pimptastic and probably get him laid.

:lol: never worked for me :lmao:

BLUE ones on the other hand...

[101lifts2]

1. Take a dump.
2. Remove the center cabin air duct.
3. Place dump in the center air duct tube.
4. Install the air duct cover.
5. Turn the fan speed knob on low.

Great joke.

[JARVIS518]

i've been blowing up balloons for the past hour, i feel a little light headed

[Smittie61984]

1. Take a dump.
2. Remove the center cabin air duct.
3. Place dump in the center air duct tube.
4. Install the air duct cover.
5. Turn the fan speed knob on low.

Great joke.

Holy shit that brought back some memories. Working for a subcontract of AT&T my partner was asleep in our truck. One of the AT&T workers went over to the truck and sprayed some mace in the airduct. Dude woke up from his nap eyes just a watering.

Then another time an AT&T worker was being a dick to one of our guys. So while working in a man hole with a fan blowing air into the hole. One of our guys took a dump and spread it on the inside of the fan so it blew his dookie smell into the man hole.

[shmike]

Then another time an AT&T worker was being a dick to one of our guys. So while working in a man hole with a fan blowing air into the hole. One of our guys took a dump and spread it on the inside of the fan so it blew his dookie smell into the man hole.

:dvrofl:

[zed]

:dvrofl:

yep

[BobTheBiker]

one of my personal favorite ideas now. litter his car with religous pamphlets from every group you can find.

[Gas Man]

OMG :lol: You guys are killing me here...

[azoomm]

I once put white magnets all over a black car. It's like the post-its but harder to get off.

Chalk Markers. GREAT on glass, not harmful to paint. And, REALLY vibrant. They are at any hobby store in the poster/marker section. Better than glass markers. Find slogans... and draw on windows.

[nhgunnut]

This mainly works on carbed cars but we've done it with FI cars. Though I wouldn't recommend it. But we'd pur transmission fluid into the gas or on a carb vehicle straight into the carb. It'll smoke like a frieght train. And from what we have gathered and heard there is no damage done. Some mechanics have even claimed it helps. This is all word of mouth and experience though. No scietific stuff to back it up.

I've also heard of people putting a coke bottle full of oil with a pinhole leak and somehow rigging it above the tailpipe. As it drips on the hot exhaust it burns and smokes.

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.
I have done similar using a tallow candle with the added benefit of a cloud of nasty smelling buger smoke fallowing the car

[Ninjakel]

saran wrap the entire car. I did that to an old coworker once. Funny shit.

[Particle Man]

place suction cup dildos on all his windows.

[Leon]

Take a baseball bat and go to town on the car.

[azoomm]

place suction cup dildos on all his windows.

I did this to a friend after he started dating a prude. I put it on the passenger door, knowing he wouldn't know it was there until SHE saw it. REALLY funny. But, kind of expensive :wink:

[wildchild]

He's got a convertible? you have to do the fill with peanuts thing.

this one is not a car prank but when my boss went on vacation I hid his desk chair and replaced it with an old used toilet I found in a dumpster at work.

[AquaPython]

run a hose from the exhaust to the driver side window! hilarity will ensue!

1 foot thick red ribbon up the roof, gigantic red bowtie on top.

ASS PRINT every window. this is great and hard to get off. you can get more creative with tit and man-junk prints .

right after he gets to work, cover it in bird food and see how many animals come and shit on it.

go buy a halibut, wrap it in newspaper and then hide it in the back seat somewhere good.

put a family of ducks in it.

[Lucky3623]

zipties on the driveshaft for super annoying sounds that take awhile to figure out(if they even notice)



We always used a knotted rope... :dthumb:


Hook the fuel pump to the blinker relay...

put dawn in thier wiper fluid

vasoline under the door handles

"in my best Eddie Murphy voice" - banana in the tailpipe

[Mikey]

Run a jumper in the fuse box from the brake light to the horn. Funniest shit ever.

[Particle Man]

Run a jumper in the fuse box from the brake light to the horn. Funniest shit ever.

oh that's mean :lol:











I like it

[Gas Man]

oh that's mean :lol:











I like it
Yeah but
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/840601427_l.jpg

[Kaneman]

Take a baseball bat and go to town on the car.

Leave it to Leon to get straight to the point!! hahaha :rockwoot:
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FERRARI FXX (http://www.ferrari-wiki.com/wiki/Ferrari_FXX)

[Smittie61984]

Leave it to Leon to get straight to the point!! hahaha :rockwoot:

I just saw that. And it's where car pranks end up anyways so why not cut to the chase?

It's like joking around with mama jokes with your friends. You say somehting funny they say something funny back and then one of you crosses the line and next thing you know you are pounding each other in the face.

[askmrjesus]

I did this to a friend after he started dating a prude. I put it on the passenger door, knowing he wouldn't know it was there until SHE saw it. REALLY funny. But, kind of expensive :wink:

Why expensive, he wouldn't give it back? :lol:

JC

[t-homo]

Hope you see this before you leave work, I never got around to posting it the last few days. Get a wire and two alligator clamps and connect their horn to the blinker wire. This way, any time that they turn on their blinker their horn will honk on and off when its flashing. I did it to a friend's car during high school, and didn't tell them till a week later when the dealership told him his car was a mystery.

[SoFlaSV]

I have a great one.

All you need is this:
http://www.costpernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/mrbubble.jpg
Applied liberally about the interior of the car
And one of these:
http://www.rtmachinery.co.uk/images/a6.jpg
Leave one window open enough to run the hose in and let her rip for about 20-30 minutes.

[Cutty72]

Rice crispies + vents.

[101lifts2]

You do realize that trying to jump the horn circuit to the flasher/stoplamp etc. isn't that easy unless you have the wiring schematic....If it a GM I can get you one. lol and I'll tell you were to do it.

[Homeslice]

zipties on the driveshaft for super annoying sounds that take awhile to figure out

:lmao:

[t-homo]

You do realize that trying to jump the horn circuit to the flasher/stoplamp etc. isn't that easy unless you have the wiring schematic....If it a GM I can get you one. lol and I'll tell you were to do it.

It wasn't that hard to figure out. The three of us that did it were in the Electronics Technology class 3 hours a day, 5 days a week for junior and senior year of high school. I was fixing tv's by the end of the first year.

[derf]

a pound of wheel weight on one wheel of the car (cqar will bounce likwe it has hydraulics).

clear packing tape over the intake (car will run like shit if it even runs)

wire up a 2nd radio and hide it behind the dashboard and leave it on talk radio

a few coke bottles 0f oil hidden on the exaust so it melts and starts to pour oil and smoke when it gets hot.

tape the seat slider handle in the up position so when the driver sits down he slides back

[canibeyou]

There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing.

When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear".

He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks.

[Rider]

Fill the washer fluid reservoir with pig blood.

Wheel weights on 1 tire is a good idea.

Reverse the wiring on the turn signal stalk.

Siphon out all of the gas from the gas tank

Remove speaker grills and put clear saran wrap over the speakers then put the grills back on.

These are all pretty non destructive ideas. I have some more destructive ideas but I would be incriminating myself if I told you what they were. :tremble:

[Particle Man]

There were 2 couples we knew that were always gettin' each other. After the guy from one couple stayed the night with the other couple and took a shit in their cat's catbox they got him back when they went on a road trip to go skiing.

When he was out and about, they replaced his lic. plate frame with one they had made that said, "I'd rather be taking it in the rear".

He didn't notice it for well over 3 weeks.
winner :lmao:

[Amorok]

The intakes for the AC? Piss in them. Then on the door handles. If you live in a cold climate like North Dakota, the pissed on door handles is the best. About hlafway through its good to go apprise the person of exactly what they're chipping off.

[racedoll]

At my work after borrowing someone's work truck I programed all the radio stations to Mexican music. The guys who use the truck are gangsta rappers and all. I had the volume up and one of the guys started punching the radio after he kept trying to turn the stations.

I made a sign that said "PROUD TO BE GAY!!!" and wired it to his back bumper, and then propped it up with a stick so he wouldn't see it until he got home.JC

put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.

Run a jumper in the fuse box from the brake light to the horn. Funniest shit ever.

Hope you see this before you leave work, I never got around to posting it the last few days. Get a wire and two alligator clamps and connect their horn to the blinker wire. This way, any time that they turn on their blinker their horn will honk on and off when its flashing. I did it to a friend's car during high school, and didn't tell them till a week later when the dealership told him his car was a mystery.

wire up a 2nd radio and hide it behind the dashboard and leave it on talk radio

tape the seat slider handle in the up position so when the driver sits down he slides back

:dvrofl: You guys have some really good ones here. I was laughing so hard the dog thought I had lost my marbles.