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Particle Man
05-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Kermit's finger.

neebelung
05-08-2009, 09:19 AM
Didn't you hear? Kermit died. Swine flu.

(His dying words? "That bitch said she was clean!" :lol: )

Particle Man
05-08-2009, 09:20 AM
Didn't you hear? Kermit died. Swine flu.

(His dying words? "That bitch said she was clean!" :lol: )

:lol:

Rider
05-08-2009, 09:43 AM
What do you call Miss Piggy when it's that time of month?























Sweet and Sour pork. :eatatthey:

Archren
05-08-2009, 11:59 AM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. :lol:

FuryThree
05-08-2009, 12:22 PM
you owe me a new keyboard, i just threw up on mine

Avatard
05-08-2009, 01:59 PM
Sorry to jump from Muppets to Disney...but did you hear the news about Mickey Mouse?

Mickey is leaving Minnie!

He said she was fucking goofy...

Quick281
05-08-2009, 09:18 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. :lol:

Doesn't it taste better the second time?

Particle Man
05-11-2009, 07:15 AM
Doesn't it taste better the second time?

Needs more tobasco.