the latest house escapades

[tommymac]

So I get home from the rally tired beaten and bloody (well not bloody but it sounds good :lol:) I see the LL rearranged stuff in the carport and moved a lot of my stuff, including putting my no mar tire changer and platform in the driveway. then I go inside and it feels kinda cool so i go to turn the heat up, either the furnace quit or he shut it off, I am going with the latter. So the missus is calling him to give him an earful becasue if I do I will just threaten to inflict bodily harm. Now he wants to show the appt this weekend so no showing unless the heat goes back on. Plus they will be the first ones I can use curbs trick on about the mildly venemous hognose snake that escaped.

On a much better note it looks like closing will be june 15th so everyone prepare your excuses to get out of helping me move. :lol:

Tom

[Particle Man]

prepare your excuses to get out of helping me move. :lol:

Tom

I live 5 hours away.

There. My excuse is ready. :nee:

[tommymac]

I live 5 hours away.

There. My excuse is ready. :nee:

thats hardly an excuse, I will have pizza and good beer :lol:

Tom

[Trip]

I'm surprised this guy isn't frightened of you. I would be :lol:

[Particle Man]

I'm surprised this guy isn't frightened of you. I would be :lol:

wait until he breaks out the needles, IV's, and shit... THEN be afraid :lol:

[Method]

On a much better note it looks like closing will be june 15th so everyone prepare your excuses to get out of helping me move. :lol:

Tom

I'm moving to Portland next friday so I'll be 3000 miles away :D

[Particle Man]

I'm moving to Portland next friday so I'll be 3000 miles away :D

dude, wtf

[tommymac]

I'm surprised this guy isn't frightened of you. I would be :lol:

i think he is. I kinda threatened him and surprisingly he didnt back down much, but when karen spoke with him she got that vibe and said they need to keep me under control so I am sure hes :tremble:

PS so long as i am in the cricle theres nothing to be afraid of :lol:

Tom

[G-Rex]

I'm moving to Portland next friday so I'll be 3000 miles away :D

*gasp* Are you going to break down and buy a car again? :lol:

I hope you've been to Portland before. It's a far cry from NYC! :D

[tommymac]

*gasp* Are you going to break down and buy a car again? :lol:

I hope you've been to Portland before. It's a far cry from NYC! :D

Good beer up there though.

Tom

[Particle Man]

Good beer up there though.

Tom

there's good beer in NYC too :lol:

[Method]

lol I should probably give you guys some context.

My wife and I decided it was time for something a little less crazy and a whole lot less expensive than Manhattan. I grew up in the NW so Portland and Seattle are second homes for me. (I miss it)

It's a far cry from NYC, but I can't wait!

And yea, we're going to have to actually buy a car - the plus side is, I'm going to buy something that will tow a trailer and some track bikes. ;)

[Tsunami]

I'm moving to Portland next friday so I'll be 3000 miles away :D

What?? Make a pitstop in Vegas first! Man if you are going to be in Portland i have to make it up there, better have space for me to crash!

[tommymac]

What?? Make a pitstop in Vegas first! Man if you are going to be in Portland i have to make it up there, better have space for me to crash!

Gina youre so small you dont require any space :lol:

Tom

[Particle Man]

lol I should probably give you guys some context.

My wife and I decided it was time for something a little less crazy and a whole lot less expensive than Manhattan. I grew up in the NW so Portland and Seattle are second homes for me. (I miss it)

It's a far cry from NYC, but I can't wait!

And yea, we're going to have to actually buy a car - the plus side is, I'm going to buy something that will tow a trailer and some track bikes. ;)

rotten bastard - you couldn't wait until AFTER I finally made it down there and at least bought you a beer or something? :lol:

[Method]

rotten bastard - you couldn't wait until AFTER I finally made it down there and at least bought you a beer or something? :lol:
You've still got a week and a half! Do I smell a NYC happy hour in the making?

Gina, we've always got a room for you girl - anytime you want to come visit give me a call.

[G-Rex]

rotten bastard - you couldn't wait until AFTER I finally made it down there and at least bought you a beer or something? :lol:

You lot of whiny asses. :lol: Hell, *I've* met him and look at me! I'm way the hell down here in Oklahoma. I think ya'll are just afraid to get on those bikes and ride! *snicker* :D

[the chi]

WTF??!! Thy let YOU in the circle?? Youre nicer than I am!!!

After meeting you, I really cant picture you hurting anyone, youre so nice and sweet, like a big teddy bear...:lol: Altho if he is just looking at you hulking over him, yeah, i can see where he might be nervous...

Dont giggle when you try the snake trick, it'll give you away!

[Tsunami]

You've still got a week and a half! Do I smell a NYC happy hour in the making?

Gina, we've always got a room for you girl - anytime you want to come visit give me a call.

you keeping the same 646 number? Did you find a place yet?

[Curb]

On a much better note it looks like closing will be june 15th so everyone prepare your excuses to get out of helping me move. :lol:

Tomif you want to buy me a plane ticket, pick me up at the airport i might be able to help out...otherwise i'm 1200 miles away...which translates to 17-21 hours:D

[Method]

you keeping the same 646 number? Did you find a place yet?
No, that one is going away, but my 425 cell will remain the same.

We have a place and we're going through the process now - should be locked down in another couple of days. *knock on wood*

It's a pimp pad, twice as large as our current place for less than 1/3rd of the cost. (Includes free gym, free personal trainer, free parking downtown, etc etc - fucking awesome)

[Trip]

PS so long as i am in the cricle theres nothing to be afraid of :lol:

Tom

yep, you are definitely always in the circle. :lol:

[tommymac]

WTF??!! Thy let YOU in the circle?? Youre nicer than I am!!!

After meeting you, I really cant picture you hurting anyone, youre so nice and sweet, like a big teddy bear...:lol: Altho if he is just looking at you hulking over him, yeah, i can see where he might be nervous...

Dont giggle when you try the snake trick, it'll give you away!


you never saw me preparing before a football game then. I wasnt always the cute and cuddly person I am now :lol:

curb you do the ticket and I will pick your ass up and buy the beer:rockwoot:

LL would love seeing my long lost brother

Tom

[Curb]

curb you do the ticket and I will pick your ass up and buy the beer:rockwoot:

Tomyou do the ticket and i'll get my ass to your place and we'll split the beer...well, i'll at least pay for mine:beers:

[Mr Lefty]

lol I should probably give you guys some context.

My wife and I decided it was time for something a little less crazy and a whole lot less expensive than Manhattan. I grew up in the NW so Portland and Seattle are second homes for me. (I miss it)

It's a far cry from NYC, but I can't wait!

And yea, we're going to have to actually buy a car - the plus side is, I'm going to buy something that will tow a trailer and some track bikes. ;)

no shit? I'm from Portland. Born and Raised... Lived in Sandy for 9 years and Graduated from Sherwood High (between Newberg, Tigard, and Tualatin)

fuck I miss it.

where you moving to?

[tommymac]

you do the ticket and i'll get my ass to your place and we'll split the beer...well, i'll at least pay for mine:beers:

That may be cheaper for me let me see what I can do

[101lifts2]

lol I should probably give you guys some context.

My wife and I decided it was time for something a little less crazy and a whole lot less expensive than Manhattan. I grew up in the NW so Portland and Seattle are second homes for me. (I miss it)

It's a far cry from NYC, but I can't wait!

And yea, we're going to have to actually buy a car - the plus side is, I'm going to buy something that will tow a trailer and some track bikes. ;)

Make it GM

[rogue]

I'm surprised this guy isn't frightened of you. I would be :lol:

No shit, right? And Tommy's freakin' tall! I got a crick in my damn neck from looking up at you tall fuckers!

[101lifts2]

no shit? I'm from Portland. Born and Raised... Lived in Sandy for 9 years and Graduated from Sherwood High (between Newberg, Tigard, and Tualatin)

fuck I miss it.

where you moving to?

He's moving to Portland...pay attention. LOL

Method congrads...I don't know wtf people see in NYC, but Portland is 10 times better IMO.

[Amorok]

I've already proven that I'm not afraid of the distance ride. I'm not tracy or anything, but if you really need help moving, call me.

[Mr Lefty]

Make it GM

and when it breaks down.... make it Toyota

He's moving to Portland...pay attention. LOL

Method congrads...I don't know wtf people see in NYC, but Portland is 10 times better IMO.
ehh I don't think you can compare NYC and Portland. that's like compairing lake Michigan to the Pacific. too different animals.

I love Portland though... big enough to have just about anything you wanna do... (cept maybe concerts.... but they're getting better) but small enough that the people are still genuinely friendly and you're not (or I wasn't) worried about being down town after dark (there are a couple places I'd avoid)

[Method]

He's moving to Portland...pay attention. LOL

Method congrads...I don't know wtf people see in NYC, but Portland is 10 times better IMO.

Thanks man - both cities have their individual draws to them - I love the food, theatre and culture of NYC, and love the personality and outdoorsy stuff of Ptl.

and when it breaks down.... make it Toyota


ehh I don't think you can compare NYC and Portland. that's like compairing lake Michigan to the Pacific. too different animals.

I love Portland though... big enough to have just about anything you wanna do... (cept maybe concerts.... but they're getting better) but small enough that the people are still genuinely friendly and you're not (or I wasn't) worried about being down town after dark (there are a couple places I'd avoid)


I always liken portland to what Seattle was 15-20 years ago before it got huge and irritating. It has all the best of each of the worlds - great food, good music, good art, easy access to the mountains.

I missed the NW and am glad to be coming home.


Oh and 101 - hell no I'm not buying GM. lol Sorry bud.



ETA: Sorry for hijacking your thread Tom! I'm still not gonna help you move :p

[wildchild]

alright I'm in, I'll bring my truck, well as long as you pick up the gas tab that is..

Oh and I aint moving any snakes. LOL

seriously would love to help but there is that whole I live in BFE kind of thing going.

BTW sounds like you win the award for having the biggest jackass landlord ever. any chance you could get a hold of a straight jacket. Just call him over while you're holding it and I've been meaning to talk to you.

Maybe you need to park a few dozen bikes in the driveway. Funny how that seems to make people very nervous.

[Bluestreak]

After meeting you, I really cant picture you hurting anyone, youre so nice and sweet, like a big teddy bear...:lol:

Try hiding his beer sometime. Or his bike. The other Tommy comes out REAL fast! We learned the hard way at another rally a few years ago. His eyes glaze over and he turns a slight shade of green. :lol:


Sorry Tommy, can't help ya move either. Just have Karen do all the heavy lifting! :D

Are you going to leave the LL a little present in your appartment before you lock the door one last time?

[Tsunami]

heck if you really need help and fly me in I would love to help.
I can't lift heavy, but i can push stuff around and carry small stuff.

[racedoll]

I'd help but I'm too far away and you have a snake. YUCK!

[tommymac]

Heres his latest game, he shut the heat off and blames me for breaking it by playing with the thermostat. Funny thing is this all occured while I was away at the rally. :didntdo: hes made no attempt at fixing this alleged problem. Hes usualy very paranoid about the oil burner since it was on its last leg many years ago. So now we will call the county to complain about it. Its still dropping into the 40's at night so it does get a bit chilly. He also wants his cable box back so he will get that after we get the heat back on.

Looking like it will be a real fun month here. I need a few more ideas just to make his life hell. Our parting shots will be reporting him to the county for his illegal set up.

Tom

[askmrjesus]

Heres his latest game, he shut the heat off and blames me for breaking it by playing with the thermostat.

Well then you'll just have to build a fire.

In the living room.

JC