Maxim hops aboard the crazy train

[Trip]

I don't care what they say or the hype they try to spin it, that woman is a beast of a woman. No sexy time.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090514/en_afp/lifestyleuspoliticsobama

WASHINGTON (AFP) – For the first time the US First Lady has made Maxim magazine's annual top 100 list of "hottest women in the world," with Michelle Obama making the grade at number 93.

Billed as the "stimulus package America really needs," the British-based international magazine known for revealing pictorials of models and actresses showcases Obama in her tasteful official White House portrait.

In the rare accolade for a political spouse, the magazine notes that her husband President Barack Obama "may be dealing with two wars, an economic meltdown, and a rapidly graying dome.

"But at least our Commander in Chief gets to come home to the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States."

Obama has been hailed as a style icon by fashionistas around the world since her husband was elected president.

Maxim's self-described "eyeball-searing, fantasy-fulfilling, brain-exploding" list has Obama topping "Top Chef" host and model Padma Lakshmi (#95) and Oscar-winning "Wrestler" star Marisa Tomei (#97).

The magazine, which has a monthly US circulation of some 2.5 million and is distributed throughout the world, moved over last year's chart-topper "Transformers" star Megan Fox to give the number one spot to TV's "House" actress Olivia Wilde.

[Rider]

That woman's ugly. :skep:

[Bassplayer]

She is not hot at all, shes not hideous, but imo not attractive at all. I guess being ... oh nevermnind... not politics talk...

[Corey]

13 is number 1? She needs a sandwich, stat.

[Trip]

shes not hideous

I don't know what you are talking about, but that bitch looks like she has a scrotum.

[Particle Man]

hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there :lol:

[Trip]

hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there :lol:

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

[Particle Man]

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

Hells yeah

[Corey]

Their lists are crap. I looked at the 100 they have, and while there's a good selection of girls on there, they're all the way out of order. I know she used to be smokin hot, but is Jennifer Love Hewitt really hotter than 90 other girls listed? Is she really hotter than Miranda Kerr, Stacey Keibler, or Scarlett Johansson? And how the hell is Lindsay Lohan at 23? She looks like Skeletor wrapped in rice paper and shoe leather. Putting Obama on the list just adds to their completely asinine list. Give any random whore on the street some fake tits, fake lips, and bleach blonde hair and they'll probably sit comfortably at the 20 spot on their sham list.

[z06boy]

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

:rockwoot:

[Riceaholic]

bigtime fail...

[Avatard]

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

Absolutely! ...but she's such a big fucking cunt, you'd surely have to donkey punch her...

[Trip]

Absolutely! ...but she's such a big fucking cunt, you'd surely have to donkey punch her...

Yeah, but this is a sexy list not a politics list, exactly why Obama should never even be close to it, much less in it.

[Amorok]

Epic failure. Michelle Obama is not at all hot, she's positively hideous. I guess anything with the name Obama attached will instantly gain approval, whether its true or not.

[azoomm]

:skep:

[Smittie61984]

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

I've been a bad bad boy!

I guess anything with the name Obama attached will instantly gain approval, whether its true or not.
I think I'm going to start a company and call it "Obama boxes" and just sell boxes full of shits I take.

I'm not a fan of Maxim or any of those "men's" magazines. If I am getting a "Man" magazine it's going to be Juggs, Hustler, or Fat black hoes with wiffle ball bats up their ass. But there is no way Michelle Obama should be listed in the top 100. You can go to any high school in America and come up with 100 hotter women than her. Not saying Michelle is that bad but in reality Sarah Palin is much hotter and then throw in Representative Mary Mack who would dominate both Palin and Obama.

This was Maxim's editors sucking on Barack's dick.

[Riceaholic]

I've been a bad bad boy!


I think I'm going to start a company and call it "Obama boxes" and just sell boxes full of shits I take.

I'm not a fan of Maxim or any of those "men's" magazines. If I am getting a "Man" magazine it's going to be Juggs, Hustler, or Fat black hoes with wiffle ball bats up their ass. But there is no way Michelle Obama should be listed in the top 100. You can go to any high school in America and come up with 100 hotter women than her. Not saying Michelle is that bad but in reality Sarah Palin is much hotter and then throw in Representative Mary Mack who would dominate both Palin and Obama.

This was Maxim's editors sucking on Barack's dick.

Check! I didn't feel like typing that much...

[Mr Lefty]

13 is number 1? She needs a sandwich, stat.

Hell yes Olivia Wilde is fuck'n GORGEOUS...
http://waleta.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/olivia1.jpg

[2up]

I saw this story yesterday and I too thought WTF because I think Michelle Obama is UGLY! She might make an OK looking man, MAYBE. But HOT woman, I think not.

[Trip]

I saw this story yesterday and I too thought WTF because I think Michelle Obama is UGLY! She might make an OK looking man, MAYBE. But HOT woman, I think not.

Yeah, she reminds me of Harry from Harry and the Hendersons, only with a dress on it.

[t-homo]

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

Hahahahaha. One of my friends gave me a porn he downloaded called "Who's nailin Paylin."


http://this-world-is.boldlygoingnowhere.org/andinet/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ccb42a69-0c5f-4271-bbbb-76fe166cfa97.jpg

[Dave]

or Fat black hoes with wiffle ball bats up their ass.

who knows? maybe michelle is into that sort of thing. she strikes me as a boring ass vanilla tho

[Particle Man]

Hahahahaha. One of my friends gave me a porn he downloaded called "Who's nailin Paylin."


http://this-world-is.boldlygoingnowhere.org/andinet/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ccb42a69-0c5f-4271-bbbb-76fe166cfa97.jpg

:lol

[Lucky3623]

The idea for that came out back before the erection.... er election...