To the MF'er on the blue sport bike

['73 H1 Triple]

Somewhere, somehow I will find you and punch you right in the fucking mouth. You're skinny little ass weighs a lot less than the bales I throw around on the farm, expect a broken jaw.

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I guess you want the story, so here it is. I'm was just out mowing my yard. As a conscientious motorcyclist, I make my first two passes throwing the grass in my yard instead of out in the road.

I just started my pass out at the road when a blue sportbike with a rider wearing a blue leather jacket & helmet rides towards and past me. Next thing I know, the mother fucker screams past me about a foot away, at redline ( 80+ mph )blowing the horn. After he shifts, he flips me off as he screams down the road. My heart about jumped out of my chest.

Some where I'll see him again, I'll just wander over and pop him right in the mouth with no warning. Going to suck to be him if he let somebody borrow his bike & gear.

[derf]

That was sixxxer, he'll be around later to apoligize to you for it.

['73 H1 Triple]

That was sixxxer, he'll be around later to apoligize to you for it.


He'll be writing on a tablet for the next six weeks then

[Sixxxxer]

lol...To bad Im In NC No where near PA.

And I wouldnt Rev and Honk Id Stop and have a beer

[Particle Man]

He keeps riding like a douche and he will get his, don't worry.

[Fleck750]

A guy did that on a cruiser the other night at bike night. The pipes were aimed at a wall that 40 people were sitting in front of. My ears still hurt 2 days later. If he's there next week I WILL tell him what an ass he was.

[Particle Man]

A guy did that on a cruiser the other night at bike night. The pipes were aimed at a wall that 40 people were sitting in front of. My ears still hurt 2 days later. If he's there next week I WILL tell him what an ass he was.

he probably won't be able to hear you

[zed]

he probably won't be able to hear you

not only were they too loud but they sounded like crap.

[Gas Man]

Do it! THen take a picture of him on the ground!

[Fleck750]

he probably won't be able to hear you

If his ears won't function, these may help.

http://www.cyclepages.com/images/uploaded/p4617295.jpg

[Phenix_Rider]

Some where I'll see him again, I'll just wander over and pop him right in the mouth with no warning. Going to suck to be him if he let somebody borrow his bike & gear.

I hope you don't go to the NE rally then :didntdo:

['73 H1 Triple]

I hope you don't go to the NE rally then :didntdo:

The bike had a custom shitty color and will be easy to identify. Plus he was a skinny guy.

I'm much calmer now

[Phenix_Rider]

The bike had a custom shitty color and will be easy to identify. Plus he was a skinny guy.

I'm much calmer now

As long as "custom shitty" doesn't mean "lotsa miles filthy" :lol

[Frostz28]

sounds like a douche! he must not have been much grass in the road if he was doing 80 past ya. I do hate when people blow their grass into the road. (I know you didn't do that) I ran into that today some guy was mowing his ditch which obviously hadn't been mowed in a good many years and blowing it all out into the road. It was all they way out to the yellow line. I hate it because its kinda slippery and you never know if theres is something lurking under it. If I wouldn't have been in the truck I would have probably repeated your experience only this time the douche would have been the guy mowing.

['73 H1 Triple]

As long as "custom shitty" doesn't mean "lotsa miles filthy" :lol

Wasn't a factory color, probably a dirt shed repaint

[Amber Lamps]

sounds like a douche! he must not have been much grass in the road if he was doing 80 past ya. I do hate when people blow their grass into the road. (I know you didn't do that) I ran into that today some guy was mowing his ditch which obviously hadn't been mowed in a good many years and blowing it all out into the road. It was all they way out to the yellow line. I hate it because its kinda slippery and you never know if theres is something lurking under it. If I wouldn't have been in the truck I would have probably repeated your experience only this time the douche would have been the guy mowing.

Well you should have rode the Gap after NCRC came through and mowed... Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! What fun!

[VatorMan]

Glad my shit is red. :tremble:

[Amber Lamps]

Glad my shit is red. :tremble:

I'm saying... I sure don't want this guy after me!

[Frostz28]

my shits yellow so please don't punch me Im very frail!

[Amber Lamps]

my shits yellow so please don't punch me Im very frail!

Me too! All this talk of violence is making me queasy...:panic:

[101lifts2]

So you were technically on your lawn 2 passes from the street? Or were you right on the street?

[VatorMan]

Me too! All this talk of violence is making me queasy...:panic:

A couple of homebews will get your fight on.:gofurslf:

['73 H1 Triple]

So you were technically on your lawn 2 passes from the street? Or were you right on the street?

First pass, right next to the road. The son of a bitch turned around so he could buzz me :td:

[VatorMan]

Normally I'll whip my d*ck out and slap mofos upside the head,

['73 H1 Triple]

Normally I'll whip my d*ck out and slap mofos upside the head,

Maybe you should mow with pants on :skep:

[Fleck750]

If you find him I bet that baffle and end cap comes off that 2 stroke triple of yours. He's sure to go deaf after hearing that.

[VatorMan]

Maybe you should mow with pants on :skep:

Screw that. :rockwoot:

[Dragonpaco]

Maybe you should mow with pants on :skep:

what are you, mormon?

[Particle Man]

what are you, mormon?

:lmao:

[Homeslice]

:scratch:

[Antwanny]

Triple give him your angry face

[Banana Hammock]

It might have been me on the blue bike, if you want I can come over and get my ass kicked for you

[101lifts2]

First pass, right next to the road. The son of a bitch turned around so he could buzz me :td:

He was prolly a punk. Prolly was a Gixxer too. lol

[Banana Hammock]

Yep cuz everyone who rides a Gixxer is a squid. I think we can all agree on that

[Riceaholic]

Yep cuz everyone who rides a Gixxer is a squid. I think we can all agree on that


For real...I hate those dicks.

[Banana Hammock]

For real...I hate those dicks.

No I like dick as in cock, I don't care for squids. Cock is good, squid is bad

[Homeslice]

I like Gixxers, they are multicolored, most other bikes are boring solid colors

[zerioustt]

Seems like you may have some anger management issues. With that being said maybe you pissed someone off and they were returning the favor.

Either way you're going to have a stroke or heart attack with all that anger you have. I find it funny when people let a complete stranger ruin their day.

[Gas Man]

Seems like you may have some anger management issues. With that being said maybe you pissed someone off and they were returning the favor.

Either way you're going to have a stroke or heart attack with all that anger you have. I find it funny when people let a complete stranger ruin their day.
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['73 H1 Triple]

Seems like you may have some anger management issues. With that being said maybe you pissed someone off and they were returning the favor.

Either way you're going to have a stroke or heart attack with all that anger you have. I find it funny when people let a complete stranger ruin their day.

You the asshole with a blue sportbike? :skep:


Takes a lot of shit to piss me off. However, when you take time to turn around and ride past me at literally 12" away at 80+ mph at redline while blowing the horn, I get pissed instantly.

What if he did this to somebody with a serious heart condition? That could have killed them on the spot.

I had calmed down by that night but will keep my eye out for him. Plus with him riding that that, somebody else will probably beat his ass before I even see him.

[Papa_Complex]

If you want to find him quickly, then just check a couple of the local boards. In my experience the punks usually go online as soon as possible to brag about this kind of shit.

[Lamnidae]

If you want to find him quickly, then just check a couple of the local boards. In my experience the punks usually go online as soon as possible to brag about this kind of shit.

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[BobTheBiker]

round here braggin about that shit on my board, gets you a new asshole ripped. I got no idea about tampafagging err racing.