Omegle

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Oh holy shit what a fun site.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: WAIT!
You: im not ready yet
You: okay, i had to clean up after my last chat, you start
Stranger: what did ya do while ur last chat??
Stranger: must have been pretty wild
You: you're not very sexy at all
Stranger: ??
You: are those supposed to be boobs? okay, this is getting better
You: proceed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 2+2x2=?
You: Whale ejaculate.
Stranger: answer
Stranger: 2+2x2=?
You: AIDS?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: it is so easy
Stranger: 2+2x2=?
You: bootey
You: BOO-TEY
Stranger: ah
Stranger: you win
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omegle.com

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: never gonna give you up
Stranger: gonna keep you in my heart forever
You: This is the FBI doing a random assessment of illegal internet activity targeting underage prostitution and the sale of humans on the black market. Your text has triggered an automatic screening of your hardrive for warez and other illegal files and your IP has been logged. Thank you and have a nice day.
Stranger: Shit
You have disconnected.

lammers

[Particle Man]

Gimme an "R"!

lammers

:lmao: nice

[Mr Lefty]

Gimme an "R"!



:lmao: nice

Gimme an "E"

[rogue]

Gimme a "P"!

[Particle Man]

Gimme an "O"!

[zed]

lammers

I copied your FBI line and was told this

Stranger: Every time you write "FBI" this text appears:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

[Particle Man]

I copied your FBI line and was told this

Stranger: Every time you write "FBI" this text appears:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

oh that could be useful :lol:

[SoFlaSV]

Stranger: aloha
You: C'est tune goatemente
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: FLink bon hippen dohn
Stranger: can you speak english?
You: Did you ever suck a dick you didn't like?
Stranger: suck your self
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

even if this is a repost, in my fucking defense, i searched Omegle before posting and nothing came up on TWFix.

Sorry i havent been humping the site in the last 5 months, dayum.

[Homeslice]

teh ghey

[NONE_too_SOFT]

ur gay.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5682/mypicy.jpg
Stranger: oh god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Homeslice]

i no u r but whut am i?

[Banana Hammock]

Ok I'm pretty gay, but I like to take it in the rear end

[zed]

don't think I even want to know where you got that picture.

[Sixxxxer]

LMAO...I posted the Original Link Assclown.

[HurricaneHeather]

Oh man I am going to get in trouble with this...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Ok I'm pretty gay, but I like to take it in the rear end

lmao my alter ego

[NONE_too_SOFT]

jesus over 60 posts too... been busier than i have l8ly.

[Particle Man]

jesus over 60 posts too... been busier than i have l8ly.

:lol: