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Homeslice
05-23-2009, 05:56 PM
:zowned:

(CNN) -- A passerby pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge in southern China because he was angry at the jumper's "selfish activity," Chinese media reported Saturday.

It happened Thursday in the city of Guangzhou as Chen Fuchao threatened to jump off Haizhu Bridge, China's Xinhua news agency reported.

The bridge has gained a "macabre" reputation with 11 jumpers having thrown themselves off the bridge since the start of April, Xinhua said.

Traffic was held up for nearly five hours and a crowd gathered as Chen sat on the bridge, threatening to jump, Xinhua reported.

Chen wanted to kill himself because he had 2 million yuan ($294,000) in debt after a failed construction project, Xinhua reported.

Lian Jiansheng, 66, who was passing by the bridge, offered to talk Chen down, Xinhua said. Police refused, but Lian broke through the police cordon and climbed to where Chen was sitting.

Lian greeted Chen with a handshake, then pushed him off the bridge, Xinhua said.

Chen fell 26 feet (8 meters) onto a partially-inflated emergency air cushion, damaging his spine and elbow in the fall, Xinhua said. He is now recovering in a hospital.

A photographer documented the sequence of events. The photographs show Lian, dressed in a T-shirt, shorts and socks, saluting to the crowd after pushing Chen off.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest," Lian told Xinhua. "They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

Police took Lian away after the incident, Xinhua said. It did not say whether he would face any charges.

Trip
05-23-2009, 06:03 PM
nice, way to own the fucker

Smittie61984
05-23-2009, 06:28 PM
We need Lian here in America. Bridge jumpers piss me off more than anything. Then the worst part is they pick a short bridge that coldn't hurt a baby if it fell from it and landed on spikes.

ericr
05-23-2009, 09:20 PM
Wish they'd let the cops do that here.

"Oops, sorry, didn't have time to inflate the bag, my bad.

BobTheBiker
05-24-2009, 02:03 AM
Wish they'd let the cops do that here.

"Oops, sorry, didn't have time to inflate the bag, my bad.

Go back up and jump again. I promise I'll inflate the bag this time...

dumbasses jumpin off bridges ARE selfish fucks. I wish they'd choose taller bridges to jump from, and while they're at it, I kinda wish they'd leave their cars for me, with titles signed over and everything.

Smittie61984
05-24-2009, 07:36 AM
Our radio stations hate bridge jumpers so much that even our soppy soft rock stations will play Van Halen's Jump everytime we have one and tell their listners to turn it up if they are near the jumper.

z06boy
05-26-2009, 10:17 AM
:lol

First time I've heard of someone calling their bluff and pushing them.

Particle Man
05-26-2009, 10:46 AM
Our radio stations hate bridge jumpers so much that even our soppy soft rock stations will play Van Halen's Jump everytime we have one and tell their listners to turn it up if they are near the jumper.

that's freakin' classic :lol:

Rider
05-26-2009, 10:58 AM
Seems legit to me. He just freed up the police to go about their business rather than waste man hours on trying to "save" this guy.

Dave
05-26-2009, 11:01 AM
I love this guy

Particle Man
05-26-2009, 11:09 AM
Seems legit to me. He just freed up the police to go about their business rather than waste man hours on trying to "save" this guy.

that's one more traffic ticket they can write and earn money... oh wait, it's not about revenue generation.... har har har


:lol:

AquaPython
05-26-2009, 11:54 AM
it says there are pictures. this post does not have any. FAIL.

anthonyk
05-26-2009, 03:29 PM
How about video instead?

http://blogs.trb.com/entertainment/technology/watchthis/2009/05/passerby_pushes_suicidal_man_o.html

AquaPython
05-26-2009, 03:53 PM
Winnnn!!!!111!!

Smittie61984
05-26-2009, 04:51 PM
That video has so much Win to end up with so much Fail. As in FAIL that the fucker didn't die.

Particle Man
05-26-2009, 04:52 PM
That video has so much Win to end up with so much Fail. As in FAIL that the fucker didn't die.

not at all. now he can get the shit kicked out of himself some more in jail. :D

ericr
05-26-2009, 05:15 PM
What sucks is even without the bag the dude probably wouldn't have died, he wasn't that high.

We had prople tying up traffic here one summer, 3 or 4 "jumpers" and it would shut down the interstates for hours on end. I always said one .40S&W was cheaper than all the gas cars were burning sitting in traffic, people's time, cop and firefighters salaries etc. Screw those jumpers, give them 30 seconds to come down or be forced down.

Adeptus_Minor
05-27-2009, 10:50 PM
And this is why, despite all the talk about youthful exuberance, we still need a few cranky old men to keep things on track.
:dthumb:

Smittie61984
05-27-2009, 11:03 PM
And this is why, despite all the talk about youthful exuberance, we still need a few cranky old men to keep things on track.
:dthumb:

We need eastwood
http://www.ramasscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/torino.jpg

Flexin
05-27-2009, 11:08 PM
How about video instead?

http://blogs.trb.com/entertainment/technology/watchthis/2009/05/passerby_pushes_suicidal_man_o.html

Damn. I thought the guy was hanging over the edge. He climbed up to toss his ass down. LOL. I like it.

James