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Fleck750
05-28-2009, 01:54 AM
Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet or purse were once in a stripper's butt crack?



I didn't say it was a good thought, just a thought......
tommymac
05-28-2009, 01:59 AM
:tremble: like the one I used to buy cookies from the vending machine.

Tom
Fleck750
05-28-2009, 02:04 AM
Depends on if you licked your fingers when you finished the cookies.....:)
rogue
05-28-2009, 02:16 AM
:lmao: :lmao:
njchopper87
05-28-2009, 03:33 AM
I have thought about that oddly enough. And then thoughts wondered as to where else it might have been.. needless to say I'd rather pretend it's fresh from the factory.
Amorok
05-28-2009, 06:18 AM
Hell, I'd rather pretend it's straight from a hot stripper's ass.
tommymac
05-28-2009, 06:19 AM
Hell, I'd rather pretend it's straight from a hot stripper's ass.

A male stripper:tremble:

Tom
Amorok
05-28-2009, 06:20 AM
A male stripper:tremble:

Tom

You know, I would never have thought of that if you didn't mention it. Thanks for ruining my morning, Tommy.
tommymac
05-28-2009, 06:24 AM
You know, I would never have thought of that if you didn't mention it. Thanks for ruining my morning, Tommy.

Sorry, I am tired and surprisingly bored so the minds wandering and its showing some scary visuals. i think the smelly homeless guys caused dain brammage :lol:
derf
05-28-2009, 07:28 AM
You know, I keep wondering why my wallet smells like cocoa butter
AquaPython
05-28-2009, 09:42 AM
no, but a large % of paper bills have cocaine on them
CrazyKell
05-28-2009, 09:57 AM
It's funny you should mention this.

In Canada we don't have dollar bills so it's a bit of a novelty for us when we're in the US.

One of the guys at the Gap had a whole bunch of dollar bills and he held them up and fanned them for effect. And then I said "congrats...you're holding a bunch of bills that have been through every stripper in America."

Everyone bust up laughing! :lol
Rider
05-28-2009, 09:57 AM
I always wash my hands after handling money. You never know where that dollar bill has been. There could be boogers, feces, urine, sweat, saliva,...you name it. I'm not a germaphobe but human waste in any form freaks me the fuck out. :tremble:
Rider
05-28-2009, 09:59 AM
It's funny you should mention this.

In Canada we don't have dollar bills so it's a bit of a novelty for us when we're in the US.

One of the guys at the Gap had a whole bunch of dollar bills and he held them up and fanned them for effect. And then I said "congrats...you're holding a bunch of bills that have been through every stripper in America."

Everyone bust up laughing! :lol

Since you have dollar coins how do you tip your strippers? You play quarters and try to land the coin in their snatch? :lol
CrazyKell
05-28-2009, 10:00 AM
Since you have dollar coins how do you tip your strippers? You play quarters and try to land the coin in their snatch? :lol

Well it's been a while since I've been to the strippers. I think people use $5's if I'm not mistaken. Or they have some dances that are toonie tosses or loonie tosses or something.

I don't know. :lmao:
LeeNetworX
05-28-2009, 10:20 AM
Another thought - tainted currency would be an easy way for a terrorist or psycho to distribute a chemical, dust, etc.

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AquaPython
05-28-2009, 10:27 AM
i think that was done in a movie or book already.
LeeNetworX
05-28-2009, 10:32 AM
i think that was done in a movie or book already.

Good point. The bad guys would never think of repeating what's already been done in a fictional story.
unknownroad
05-28-2009, 01:20 PM
i never accept a bill from someone without sniffing it first :panic:
CrazyKell
05-28-2009, 01:21 PM
i never accept a bill from someone without sniffing it first :panic:

So you get a whiff of stripper ass? :scratch:
LeeNetworX
05-28-2009, 01:23 PM
So you get a whiff of stripper ass? :scratch:

Or landscaper's sweat?
unknownroad
05-28-2009, 01:36 PM
So you get a whiff of stripper ass? :scratch:

I reject all ass bills :nono: The poontang bills get set aside in a plastic baggie for later.

Plus, in "This Economy"(tm), you gotta take your free coke where you can get it :idk:
t-homo
05-28-2009, 01:44 PM
My best friend hates you for the day. It didn't bother me that much, but he is kind of a germophobe.
Fleck750
05-28-2009, 01:47 PM
My best friend hates you for the day. It didn't bother me that much, but he is kind of a germophobe.

Frank's a germaphobe? :lol

Cause I know Pete isn't.
t-homo
05-28-2009, 01:50 PM
hahaha. best friend from high school. You coming down anytime soon? I'll be in springfield all summer. Frank, Pete, Brad and Scuba are some of my best friends though. Did you see the thread about brake help that was BMonnig and JOSbunchanumbers against some random ass dude who owns a shop in town?
Fleck750
05-28-2009, 02:09 PM
hahaha. best friend from high school. You coming down anytime soon? I'll be in springfield all summer. Frank, Pete, Brad and Scuba are some of my best friends though. Did you see the thread about brake help that was BMonnig and JOSbunchanumbers against some random ass dude who owns a shop in town?

We were there last weekend. Found out air pods won't run in the rain. Pete came and picked up the bike. We spent a few hours with him and stayed in Branson the rest of the weekend. We'll be down again soon to ride some decent roads.
t-homo
05-28-2009, 02:33 PM
Nice. I love the roads down here.
Trip
05-28-2009, 03:02 PM
I wipe my ass with 10s and 20s, have a nice day.
MILK
05-28-2009, 04:06 PM
I could have gone all day without reading this thread!!!!!!!!!!!
Rider
05-28-2009, 04:17 PM
I'll give the obligatory OSP response.

I'd eat the dollar bill from a strippers ass crack.
Particle Man
05-28-2009, 10:26 PM
and now I can explain to my wife why I always use my debit card instead of cash :lol: