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LeeNetworX
06-02-2009, 02:42 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/1145392897.html



Originally Posted: Wed, 29 Apr 01:39 EDT

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.

Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT



I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.





Location: Pittsburgh, Northside
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $1 USD

PostingID: 1145392897
CrazyKell
06-02-2009, 02:45 PM
Whiskey tango foxtrot!
Corey
06-02-2009, 02:48 PM
Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.
rogue
06-02-2009, 02:49 PM
Double U

Tee

Eff

:screwy:
Rider
06-02-2009, 02:51 PM
Hmmmm I'd say it was OSP, but this guy is in Pittsburgh.

The question I have is, why have her wear anything? I don't want fabric softer fucking up the flavor.
Avatard
06-02-2009, 02:53 PM
Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.
z06boy
06-02-2009, 02:55 PM
Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.

:?: :whatwhat: Ok I guess that does make sense IF one is in to that sor of thing. :lol:
JoJoYZF
06-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.

I was thinking the same thing.
Homeslice
06-02-2009, 03:21 PM
The question I have is, why have her wear anything?

He was probably afraid she would demand more than $1 compensation.
Sixxxxer
06-02-2009, 03:23 PM
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Riceaholic
06-02-2009, 03:58 PM
Niccceeee!
Particle Man
06-02-2009, 04:09 PM
Chick noodle soup...
Gas Man
06-03-2009, 12:44 AM
Why?
Lamnidae
06-03-2009, 07:05 AM
wow.



the crazy shit someone comes up w/
Hydrant
06-03-2009, 09:44 PM
It puts its body in the noodles.
Particle Man
06-04-2009, 08:40 AM
Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.
I was thinking more along the lines of paying the largest, smelliest, dirtiest woman we can find to do it...
Rider
06-04-2009, 08:58 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of paying the largest, smelliest, dirtiest woman we can find to do it...

Oprah isn't for hire.
Particle Man
06-04-2009, 09:08 AM
Oprah isn't for hire.

Meh, I figured Rosie O'Donnell
Rider
06-04-2009, 09:14 AM
Meh, I figured Rosie O'Donnell

Take a cruise though the nearest trailer park, I bet you find 2 dozen that fit that description and I'm sure they work for much cheaper than Rosie.
LeeNetworX
06-04-2009, 09:15 AM
It puts its body in the noodles.

PUT THE FUCKIN' BODY IN THE NOODLES!!!!!

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sotl/sotl_shot5l.jpg
Hydrant
06-04-2009, 10:44 PM
PUT THE FUCKIN' BODY IN THE NOODLES!!!!!

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sotl/sotl_shot5l.jpg




:lol


Glad someone caught that one.