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tached1000rr
06-02-2009, 08:15 PM
I was looking at the rally and gap pics and noticed Derf wears Scorpion's Black Dahalia helmet. Well a "shorter" guy wearing a helmet with flowers takes balls. My hat off to you maam, opps I mean sir.:poke:
Trip
06-02-2009, 08:23 PM
:lol:
derf
06-02-2009, 08:28 PM
I bumped into a chick wearing the same helmet too, then later in the day a dude wearing the white version.

and if anyone was wondering this is the helmet in question

http://www.nybikerapparel.com/images/33db_1.jpg


and this is the ladies version that the other dude was wearing

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BP,n!5!!2k~$(KGrHgoH-CcEjlLlyiyvBJzld8C!E!~~_1.JPG




and oh yeh I ride a yellow bike and wear a purple thong
tached1000rr
06-02-2009, 08:33 PM
We have two ladies in our group with the same helmet as you.
Sixxxxer
06-02-2009, 08:35 PM
My Fiancee has the Same one ;)
derf
06-02-2009, 08:39 PM
Thats alright, I don't really care, oh yeh and I have a smaller penis than you too :gofurslf:
Particle Man
06-02-2009, 08:44 PM
still keeps his melon from going splat if it hits the pavement!
tached1000rr
06-02-2009, 08:47 PM
Paint the 900RR pink and let's see how many guys try to pick you up:lol

Its a sweet helmet. It's just nice to see a guy secure in his manhood.(seriously)
Trip
06-02-2009, 08:53 PM
I can't say much, I have a big flower on my helmet

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/225240302_a001c40b44.jpg
tached1000rr
06-02-2009, 08:56 PM
Flowers are envogue now I guess, it's funny cause I like that damn butterfly on Shoei's helmet.:skep: I could at least say I thought it was a moth.
ericr
06-02-2009, 09:12 PM
It's no big deal Derf, you're a sexy bitch anyway! :lol:
derf
06-02-2009, 09:16 PM
Why thank you, and your HANDS oh my!
CrazyKell
06-02-2009, 09:17 PM
Good on ya Derf! I like that helmet!
ericr
06-02-2009, 09:18 PM
:lol:
Sixxxxer
06-02-2009, 09:21 PM
It took ya long enought o switch it to Mr hand!!!
ericr
06-02-2009, 09:31 PM
I didn't switch it, I'm guessing Trip did.
Sixxxxer
06-02-2009, 09:32 PM
Well it took HIM Long enough!!!
ericr
06-02-2009, 09:36 PM
:lol: yeah, I was expecting it when I got home that Tues.

How do you like the new avatar?
derf
06-02-2009, 09:38 PM
Very appropriate
Amber Lamps
06-02-2009, 10:07 PM
Hey Fuck you guys! I'm a faggot because I wear a white belt and this fruitcup gets to deep throat bottles and wear a girl's helmet and it's "cool"... and "it's good to see a guy secure in his manhood", WTF over?!? :lol:
tached1000rr
06-02-2009, 10:19 PM
Hey Fuck you guys! I'm a faggot because I wear a white belt and this fruitcup gets to deep throat bottles and wear a girl's helmet and it's "cool"... and "it's good to see a guy secure in his manhood", WTF over?!? :lol:

Deep throat bottles, ok change the title of this thread to Derf has no cajones!
rogue
06-02-2009, 10:27 PM
Hey Fuck you guys! I'm a faggot because I wear a white belt and this fruitcup gets to deep throat bottles and wear a girl's helmet and it's "cool"... and "it's good to see a guy secure in his manhood", WTF over?!? :lol:

I didn't think you were gay for wearing the white belt. White belts are the style here fo all da gangstaz! :idk:

:lol:
tached1000rr
06-02-2009, 10:28 PM
White belt, only in a Karate class Danielson.
Amber Lamps
06-02-2009, 11:29 PM
White belt, only in a Karate class Danielson.

Hey whatever... you guys are jerks and you like Derf better than me! Boo Hoo!:cry: Besides, I didn't see Derf get you bastards this super fucking cool smilie like I I did!:boobs: Whatever....sniffle. :lol:
Amber Lamps
06-02-2009, 11:31 PM
Deep throat bottles, ok change the title of this thread to Derf has no cajones!

Shit are you kidding? That little bastard can just about swallow an entire 12 oz bottle. That's gotta take some fucking balls!!!
Amorok
06-03-2009, 08:00 PM
Oh yeah, Derf takes balls...wait...dammit.
Amber Lamps
06-03-2009, 08:31 PM
Oh yeah, Derf takes balls...wait...dammit.

:lol::lol: That's worth two...:boobs::boobs: !!!
Dave
06-04-2009, 01:49 AM
thats what she said
Particle Man
06-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Oh yeah, Derf takes balls...wait...dammit.

:lol
AquaPython
06-04-2009, 09:17 AM
the helmet is admirable, but i am wondering wTF he is doing in a full lean, almost dragging knee in a straight fucking line in his sig..... now THAT takes balls.
Amber Lamps
06-04-2009, 02:16 PM
the helmet is admirable, but i am wondering wTF he is doing in a full lean, almost dragging knee in a straight fucking line in his sig..... now THAT takes balls.

Seriously, I am not trying to insult him here but he was going approx 75% as fast as me and I never touched a knee and he tore his pucks up! Okay that's an exaggeration of sorts but seriously, the guy gets WAY off his fucking bike!!!
Sixxxxer
06-04-2009, 06:43 PM
the helmet is admirable, but i am wondering wTF he is doing in a full lean, almost dragging knee in a straight fucking line in his sig..... now THAT takes balls.

He cropped the picture...Its in a turn its just cropped so it looks like its not a corner...
derf
06-04-2009, 08:07 PM
Yeh pretty much what he said, everything in front of the front wheel is added in
AquaPython
06-05-2009, 09:43 AM
zOMG its shopped!

i knew that the moment the aforemention thought popped into my head and i saw the same repeating piece of dirt 5 times in front of you. i was just curious what you were going to say when i called it out.