Tigger's boinking a squidette [Archive]

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 05:14 PM

I mentioned this in the GF Gear thread... this is how my gf shows up to ride. I am by far not a gear nazi and will occasionally go with out my jacket/boots depending on destination, weather and type of ride but I had to tell her that jeans are mandatory on any ride over a very casual moped-like pace.:lol: Hopefully, things will change when she gets her own gear Fri. :rockwoot:

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0670.jpg

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0675.jpg

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0673.jpg

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0674.jpg

Man she needs to finish doing the laundry if she wants to go anywhere with me!!!:lol:

Actually I was taking her to class and she was running late so excuse excepted...this time!:lol:

Corey

06-03-2009, 05:18 PM

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Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 05:23 PM

http://milw0rm.mafaioz.com/test/tits_or_gtfo.jpg

Oh no you don't I've already had pics removed from a thread and some jerk actually went to the trouble to report my images to Photobucket and had them removed from there as well!!! Hahahahahahaha! Here she's a small "C" and has them both pierced... does that help?

Corey

06-03-2009, 05:25 PM

Oh no you don't I've already had pics removed from a thread and some jerk actually went to the trouble to report my images to Photobucket and had them removed from there as well!!! Hahahahahahaha! Here she's a small "C" and has them both pierced... does that help?

I'll file that information in the Spank Bank. She has a nice hiney too. Congrats on a fine lady, my friend. :dthumb:

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 05:29 PM

I'll file that information in the Spank Bank. She has a nice hiney too. Congrats on a fine lady, my friend. :dthumb:

Aw thanks, Buddy! Yea she's all right I guess....:lol: Shit considering the ugly pos she's with, I say she's gorgeous!!!:lol:

Kaneman

06-03-2009, 05:42 PM

Krabill

06-03-2009, 05:50 PM

I was gonna say . . . you insist on jeans? They aren't really any better than the shorts she has on right now.

racedoll

06-03-2009, 06:41 PM

I shutter! Get the girl some gear!

Homeslice

06-03-2009, 06:45 PM

Why even wear any gloves, when her elbows and shoulders are gonna get torn up.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 06:50 PM

If she wouldn't go as far as wearing a jacket and some over pants I wouldn't even bother making her change into jeans...they're about as protective as a pair of cotton panties.

This is my leg after a wreck, my jeans came apart as soon as I made contact with the pavement leaving my bare leg to slide along.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/photo7.jpg

I was on a cane for two weeks after that! Its also worth mentioning that this was on rollerblades. I shudder to think of what it would've been like if this was a 40mph+ motorcycle wreck.

and here come the gear nazis...:lol::lol::lol:

Bottom line for me will always be that it's her body, so it's her decision what she wears or doesn't wear. I put the little incentive for jeans... but in case you two don't know this... jeans are what most riders wear to ride. Um... where in the fuck have you been?:lol: Since when are jeans not "good" enough to go riding in? Do you two REALLY make your passengers where full leather suits to ride?:lol: GTFO!:lol: Shit, I wear jeans to ride, as do everyone else I ride with. Hell, I can't remember the last time someone showed up in full leathers to go on a normal ride...:idk:

Oh and just in case you don't know...here it comes... I'm 44 years old and have been riding since I was a kid! If I felt like doing some scanning, I could post MUCH worse pictures than that little bit of road rash there buddy! My hand has been almost cut in half, I have pins in my hip, have had knee surgery and my arm was skinned down to the bone! I've seen two guys lose legs and one guy lose a foot. I've seen guys paralyzed and I've seen guys die. You don't have to tell me what can happen in a crash, I've done my time in the hospital as a patient and in the waiting room. No matter what, something is always better than nothing IMHO. We all decide what our risk level is going to be and we will be the ones that have to deal with it. I have literally seen gear nazi types engage in other "dangerous" pursuits that I wouldn't engage in, Like drinking, smoking, etc so....:idk:

I knew that there would be some that would take this opportunity to get in a few "licks" and that's cool. I certainly don't mind an argument now and again.:wink: To be honest, I'm doing good with her because if it were up to her, she's wear a bikini and flip flops to ride.:lol: Shit, we went to the beach on Memorial Day and that's exactly what she came down the stairs wearing... I made her put on some shorts, a shirt and some shoes at least.:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 06:52 PM

Why even wear any gloves, when her elbows and shoulders are gonna get torn up.

Because her rings might scratch my tank!:panic:

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 06:59 PM

I shutter! Get the girl some gear!

Yea I ordered a Joe Rocket/Jordan jacket and some gloves from New Enough. They should be here by Fri. We also went shopping for some jeans that weren't so skin tight that she could wear them on the bike.:lol: I'm not going to try and force someone to wear leathers to ride with me since I don't wear leather pants myself. Besides, you should see that ass in a nice pair of Lucky's or True Religion jeans...:drool:

derf

06-03-2009, 07:02 PM

and here come the gear nazis...:lol::lol::lol:

Bottom line for me will always be that it's her body, so it's her decision what she wears or doesn't wear. I put the little incentive for jeans... but in case you two don't know this... jeans are what most riders wear to ride. Um... where in the fuck have you been?:lol: Since when are jeans not "good" enough to go riding in? Do you two REALLY make your passengers where full leather suits to ride?:lol: GTFO!:lol: Shit, I wear jeans to ride, as do everyone else I ride with. Hell, I can't remember the last time someone showed up in full leathers to go on a normal ride...:idk:

Can't say that your argument isn't valid. I wear jeans for 99% of my riding, the only time I really gear up in leathers is when I know the riding is going to be more than just a fun ride around the area.

I knew that there would be some that would take this opportunity to get in a few "licks" and that's cool. I certainly don't mind an argument now and again.:wink: To be honest, I'm doing good with her because if it were up to her, she's wear a bikini and flip flops to ride.:lol: Shit, we went to the beach on Memorial Day and that's exactly what she came down the stairs wearing... I made her put on some shorts, a shirt and some shoes at least.:lol:

Where are the pictures.

Particle Man

06-03-2009, 07:06 PM

I like how the helmet matches the shorts :lol:

Homeslice

06-03-2009, 07:11 PM

Jeans are fine, but at least make her wear a mesh jacket. You can get decent ones for only $100-150 if you look around, and when you're at speed it feels no hotter than wearing a t-shirt.

Kaneman

06-03-2009, 07:24 PM

but in case you two don't know this... jeans are what most riders wear to ride. Um... where in the fuck have you been?

I take a lot of pleasure in not being like most people.

And yes, I make my passengers wear overpants a jacket, gloves and boots. On my first date with my wife I showed up on my bike loaded up with all her gear for the night. It takes all of 30 seconds to throw on some overpants and zip up. Leathers are not the only, or most convenient, choice out there.

Hey Rogue, were you wearing gear when we totaled my V-Strom? lol
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Amorok

06-03-2009, 07:28 PM

I wear jeans whenever I ride. They're kevlar lined, but they're jeans. Like he says, something is better than nothing. I'd make her wear pants and sleeves though. Not for a crash, but to make sure a rock hitting her bare skin won't make her jerk and dump the bike.

Oh and Tigger? Nicely done. I didn't doubt you or anything when you told me but still, awesome.

Adeptus_Minor

06-03-2009, 07:31 PM

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 07:37 PM

Can't say that your argument isn't valid. I wear jeans for 99% of my riding, the only time I really gear up in leathers is when I know the riding is going to be more than just a fun ride around the area.

Where are the pictures.

Yea where do these guys find these chicks that wear full suits to go on a ride to the ice cream parlor? Yeesh...

On the beach...
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0640.jpg

A couple random pics
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/DSC00497.jpg

Those are neck breaking legs there boys!
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/DSC00501.jpg

I love this picture because she had fallen asleep on the couch and I woke her up by smaking her on the forehead with Ricardo!:lol: She's a good sport for sure!
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0531.jpg

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 07:40 PM

Jeans are fine, but at least make her wear a mesh jacket. You can get decent ones for only $100-150 if you look around, and when you're at speed it feels no hotter than wearing a t-shirt.

Dude I've mentioned that I ordered her a Joe Rocket jacket AND there's an entire thread about it in the gear section...:lol:

Amorok

06-03-2009, 07:43 PM

Fuckin a dude. When I'm old I want to be just like you.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 07:44 PM

I take a lot of pleasure in not being like most people.

And yes, I make my passengers wear overpants a jacket, gloves and boots. On my first date with my wife I showed up on my bike loaded up with all her gear for the night. It takes all of 30 seconds to throw on some overpants and zip up. Leathers are not the only, or most convenient, choice out there.

Hey Rogue, were you wearing gear when we totaled my V-Strom? lol

Maybe but she didn't wear any lower gear at the Gap that I saw... Oh and I've seen ballistic nylon jackets and pants fall apart on first contact with the pavement. If I have to choose between taking it easy without gear or tearing it up with a false sense of security from wearing "overpants", I'll take choice number one. Nothing short of armor protects you from impact. I'd rather have a 30 mph slide in jeans over a 100+ mph slide in nylon.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 07:47 PM

You could advise her of one of my favorite Azoomm quotes (and ~M, forgive me if I misremember the anecdote).
When seen gearing up to ride downtown by a know-nothing fellow, she was asked "Aren't you hot in all that?"
Her reply:

"I was hot before... I want to stay that way." :cool:

Hey that's Azoom's choice, this is her choice. Both of these women are adults and I don't presume to make decisions for adults. Period.

Kaneman

06-03-2009, 07:50 PM

Maybe but she didn't wear any lower gear at the Gap that I saw... Oh and I've seen ballistic nylon jackets and pants fall apart on first contact with the pavement. If I have to choose between taking it easy without gear or tearing it up with a false sense of security from wearing "overpants", I'll take choice number one. Nothing short of armor protects you from impact. I'd rather have a 30 mph slide in jeans over a 100+ mph slide in nylon.

She wasn't on the back of my bike at the gap either.

I've been down many times (7) on the track and otherwise in ballistics without any failure or road rash. I've actually crashed twice in my Olympia pants and they saved me both times. I went down once wearing jeans, doing about 15mph on rollerblades, and they disintegrated.

Road rash sucks bad. I'd say that somewhat minor rash that I posted was more painful than my broken ankle or wrist.

Hey that's Azoom's choice, this is her choice. Both of these women are adults and I don't presume to make decisions for adults. Period.

My bad dude, I take all that stuff back. I mistook you for a guy that keeps his women folk in check.

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Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 07:51 PM

Fuckin a dude. When I'm old I want to be just like you.

What ugly, malformed and an asshole?!?:lol:

Nah thanks, she's "cute" and A LOT OF FUN!

Corey

06-03-2009, 07:51 PM

Nice pics. Needs moar pewper.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 08:07 PM

She wasn't on the back of my bike at the gap either.

I've been down many times (7) on the track and otherwise in ballistics without any failure or road rash. I've actually crashed twice in my Olympia pants and they saved me both times. I went down once wearing jeans, doing about 15mph on rollerblades, and they disintegrated.

Road rash sucks bad. I'd say that somewhat minor rash that I posted was more painful than my broken ankle or wrist.

My bad dude, I take all that stuff back. I mistook you for a guy that keeps his women folk in check.

:lol

You wear ballistic nylon at the track? Really? Okay...

As I've said I've had my fair share plus of road rash. I've had the big, burly, bull-dike nurse rub the iodine filled scrub brush over about 10-20% of my body from a crash at over 100 mph wearing a t-shirt and jeans. I must wear better jeans than you because only my knees were rashed up.:lol: My back, arms, shoulders, etc were another story...:lol: I had to put that silver cream crap on for weeks!:panic:

I've had "robo-girlfriends" before and I find that I'd rather have a woman that makes decisions for herself. I could easily brow beat this girl into doing anything I want for the most part but I prefer to allow her to make decisions on her own. This girl knows the risks and she's no stranger to pain. She's played sports her entire life and is covered in scars. She originally was going to college on a basketball scholarship and was on the volleyball team until her shoulder was torn out during a game... This is no delicate flower here. :lol:

cbrchick

06-03-2009, 08:09 PM

Kaneman

06-03-2009, 08:13 PM

You wear ballistic nylon at the track? Really? Okay...

As I've said I've had my fair share plus of road rash. I've had the big, burly, bull-dike nurse rub the iodine filled scrub brush over about 10-20% of my body from a crash at over 100 mph wearing a t-shirt and jeans. I must wear better jeans than you because only my knees were rashed up.:lol: My back, arms, shoulders, etc were another story...:lol: I had to put that silver cream crap on for weeks!:panic:

I've had "robo-girlfriends" before and I find that I'd rather have a woman that makes decisions for herself. I could easily brow beat this girl into doing anything I want for the most part but I prefer to allow her to make decisions on her own. This girl knows the risks and she's no stranger to pain. She's played sports her entire life and is covered in scars. She originally was going to college on a basketball scholarship and was on the volleyball team until her shoulder was torn out during a game... This is no delicate flower here. :lol:

Fuck that. When I tell my woman to bake me a pie I expect it to be so...

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Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 08:26 PM

Good that she's finally getting her own gear.

Call me a bitch, but if I saw her like that on the back of your bike, I'd think you're an asshole that didn't care about her well being and she's an idiot without a clue. I wouldn't allow anyone to ride with me dressed like that.

Gloves, full face, jacket, boots, jeans... all minimal gear worn when we rode as a group. Many were in leathers. It was an understanding among friends - accidents happen and we wanted to minimize negative results.

She's a cute girl. It would be a shame for her to loose an appendage due to infection secondary to road rash.

It happens.

Convince her she's cuter with a sweaty bikini under the protective gear. When you're already wet, all ya' gotta do is ride...

Yea I know that accidents happen, please read previous posts...:lol:

These guys are down on me for allowing her to wear jeans on a ride, apparently that's not good enough.:lol:

I always "encourage" people to wear at least as much gear as I do, jeans, jacket, boots, helmet, and gloves. I don't wear leather pants to ride normally and I don't know too many that do personally. I know lots of people on the internet that swear they NEVER ride other than in a full leather racing suit. :lol: I guess that's where all of these 10 year old bikes with 6,000 miles on them come from. :lol: What I don't do is try and force people to do things that they don't want to do. Especially if it doesn't directly affect me. I know where a lot of you stand on this subject. To me it's the same as smoking... if someone REALLY cared about you they'd "force" you to stop right?:lol:

The other thing that always cracks me up on forums is that a lot of the gear nazis are also liberals... so they think that a woman should be allowed to make the decision to murder the child inside her but someone should force her to wear full gear to ride on a motorcycle... oh...okay.:lol:

Kaneman

06-03-2009, 08:37 PM

cbrchick

06-03-2009, 08:37 PM

I always "encourage" people to wear at least as much gear as I do, jeans, jacket, boots, helmet, and gloves.

We have different standards. I minimize my risks by wearing proper gear. I expect the same of my passengers and provide as such. If they don't abide, they don't ride with me. A lot of my friends think the same. It's like buying a 100 dollar piece of shit helmet for a passenger and then spending 600 on your own melon. Both brains are equally important, as is the health and safety of your passenger.

You may be allowing her to make her own decisions, but if a mistake by you causes her to be in more pain b/c her lack of gear - in my mind you are partly to blame. You encouraged her to ride on your bike in minimal gear by allowing her to put her foot over your machine in shorts.

Sometimes people make bad decisions even if they are adults.

Homeslice

06-03-2009, 08:39 PM

I know lots of people on the internet that swear they NEVER ride other than in a full leather racing suit. :lol: I guess that's where all of these 10 year old bikes with 6,000 miles on them come from. :lol:

I hear you there. You ask those people how they use their bike, and find out they use it only for weekend rides ----- they don't commute to work every day on it. If they did they'd probably eat their words and start wearing jeans.

I've only known one person who wore a full leather suit just to go to work. But given that her commute was like 45-60 minutes on LA freeways, I can understand. Everyone else either wears jeans, or textile overpants if they need to wear nice pants to work.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 08:53 PM

Wow you're really taking it off topic there eh? Comparing abortion to the gear debate is absurd. I'd vote against a law requiring gear and I'm anti helmet law as well...I just happen to think its stupid to ride without gear.

My point was that jeans suck as protective gear. Again, it doesn't take any time to throw on some over pants and they are far superior to jeans in preventing roadrash. Mine are even armored.

Yes, I wear them every time I ride....and I've been known to cover some serious distance on a bike.

Ha I'm just taking it to absurdity to say that I believe that women should be able to make all of the decisions concerning their bodies themselves... Ha or something like that anyway.. It sounded good in pre-planning but it falls kinda flat in post-production...:lol:

Besides, this is my thread and I decide where it goes motherfucker!!! hahahahaha!!! Anyway, do you think the subject of this thread was, "Convince Tigger to force his gf to wear gear"?:lol: Who started this high jack buddy?:lol:

Corey

06-03-2009, 08:57 PM

Ha I'm just taking it to absurdity to say that I believe that women should be able to make all of the decisions concerning their bodies themselves... Ha or something like that anyway.. It sounded good in pre-planning but it falls kinda flat in post-production...:lol:

Besides, this is my thread and I decide where it goes motherfucker!!! hahahahaha!!! Anyway, do you think the subject of this thread was, "Convince Tigger to force his gf to wear gear"?:lol: Who started this high jack buddy?:lol:

Everyone knows what's best for you and yours, even if you don't. They must work in government.

Smittie61984

06-03-2009, 09:05 PM

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:05 PM

We have different standards. I minimize my risks by wearing proper gear. I expect the same of my passengers and provide as such. If they don't abide, they don't ride with me. A lot of my friends think the same. It's like buying a 100 dollar piece of shit helmet for a passenger and then spending 600 on your own melon. Both brains are equally important, as is the health and safety of your passenger.

You may be allowing her to make her own decisions, but if a mistake by you causes her to be in more pain b/c her lack of gear - in my mind you are partly to blame. You encouraged her to ride on your bike in minimal gear by allowing her to put her foot over your machine in shorts.

Sometimes people make bad decisions even if they are adults.

That's true... oh and I did exactly what you said by buying her a $49 Scorpion EXO-400 while I wear a Shark RSR2. :lol: Well I won't wear leather pants in 90 deg weather so I guess I won't be riding with you :( Oh well... Oh and the "health and safety" of my passenger is definitely NOT as important as my own. That's silly. Just like your health and safety isn't as important as mine...not to me anyway. Besides, when it comes to protection a $50 Dot/Snell approved lid provides the same amount as a $1000 lid. We both know that a lot of that money difference goes to advertising, design, graphics, paint, liner material/comfort. I've never seen a Snell approved helmet fail, have you?:whistle:

Yea, yea and I "allow" her to smoke so I guess I'll be partially responsible, along with all of her friends and family, when she dies of cancer...:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Everyone knows what's best for you and yours, even if you don't. They must work in government.

Yea... I mean I know that it's better to wear gear, not eat saturated fats, not drink caffeine, not fuck without condoms, etc but I don't need other people trying to tell me how I should live my life. The funniest part has always been that if this were a Harley/cruiser forum almost no one would give me any shit about gear.:lol: Fuck, Gasman rides in a t-shirt, jeans and a half helmet all the time and no one gives him any shit! :lol:

Homeslice

06-03-2009, 09:14 PM

Scorpion EXO400 ftw, best deal on a helmet ever. Looks like a bowling ball, and weighs about as much, but whatever.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:16 PM

Nice pics, not reading through all the words, I rode squid the other day. I was rushing to school and left my jacket in my work truck. Another guy headed out in my work truck about 5 miles away. Running late for school I hop on my bike and haul balls with no jacket. I was thinking later on how retarded that was but damn did it feel good.

Yea, it's been pushing 90 around here lately... if I were forced to either not ride or wear a full leather suit through stop and go traffic to get to campus/work/cruising... well my bike would be parked most of the Summer... :(

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:19 PM

Scorpion EXO400 ftw, best deal on a helmet ever. Looks like a bowling ball, and weighs about as much, but whatever.

Yea for "protection" I'd put it up against my Shark but I won't wear one for all the other reasons. I have an EXO-700 that I "retired" after a couple months. I made the mistake of trying them out after owning an Arai... yea that's like going from a Cadillac to a Hyundai.:lol:

Trip

06-03-2009, 09:22 PM

On the beach...
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0640.jpg

Bricks have been shat

Dave

06-03-2009, 09:25 PM

still cradle robbin i see :lol: good on ya tiggs!

Corey

06-03-2009, 09:25 PM

Bricks have been shat

:rofl: Just caught that one drying out on the beach, begging to be pushed back in the water.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:25 PM

Bricks have been shat

Yea why do you think I was on the phone late at night during the rally?:lol: My last gf was "hotter" but this girl is better all around!:wink:

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:30 PM

still cradle robbin i see :lol: good on ya tiggs!

Nah these bitches are "grave robbing".:lol: I never understand what they see in me and I am almost always the one who breaks up with them.:idk:

Here's the happy couple... Man I hate getting my picture taken!:lol:
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/DSC00500.jpg

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:31 PM

:rofl: Just caught that one drying out on the beach, begging to be pushed back in the water.

Wow and people say that I'm mean!!!:lol:

askmrjesus

06-03-2009, 09:36 PM

she's a small "C" and has them both pierced... does that help?

It does if you need a place to hang laundry.

JC

Dave

06-03-2009, 09:42 PM

Nah these bitches are "grave robbing".:lol: I never understand what they see in me and I am almost always the one who breaks up with them.:idk:

Here's the happy couple... Man I hate getting my picture taken!:lol:
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/DSC00500.jpg

i love that all the pictures in your house are of your bike :lmao: and hey get it while you can man :boobs:

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:46 PM

i love that all the pictures in your house are of your bike :lmao: and hey get it while you can man :boobs:

Yep! All pics are of my bikes or my dog...:lol: I may as well enjoy life as much as possible!:rockwoot: Unless I covert to Islam, I don't plan on getting laid after I die so I may as well knock it out now! :lol:

Yamerhaw

06-03-2009, 09:47 PM

i read this thread like i read books...just looked at the pictures...and i concluded that Tigger's woman has AWESOME legs!

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 09:51 PM

i read this thread like i read books...just looked at the pictures...and i concluded that Tigger's woman has AWESOME legs!

Basketball, volleyball...oh and soccer too, she says now. Oh and yea I like her stems as well! :eatatthey:

Particle Man

06-03-2009, 09:57 PM

Bricks have been shat

fuck that, CINDER BLOCKS have been shat

Krabill

06-03-2009, 10:25 PM

Trip

06-03-2009, 10:38 PM

Yea why do you think I was on the phone late at night during the rally?:lol: My last gf was "hotter" but this girl is better all around!:wink:

yeah, i am not talking about your woman, I am talking about the fucking whale in the photo.

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 10:44 PM

yeah, i am not talking about your woman, I am talking about the fucking whale in the photo.

You shit bricks over that? DO NOT GO TO THE BEACH AROUND HERE!!!:lol:

Trip

06-03-2009, 10:46 PM

You shit bricks over that? DO NOT GO TO THE BEACH AROUND HERE!!!:lol:

I try to stay away from beaches in general. I am not a fan of sand.

Dave

06-03-2009, 10:58 PM

def some great gams

Amber Lamps

06-03-2009, 11:00 PM

I'm not a gear nazi. I just thought it was funny that you were insisting she wear jeans. I just meant that if that's all you're going to insist on, you might as well just let her wear the shorts.

Eh, but what do I know . . . it takes me 10 years to rack up 6k miles on my bike apparently.

Okay, jeans are better than nothing, I know this from personal experience. You are plain stupid if you think otherwise... A decent denim jean has been tested to perform rather well in abrasion tests and has been protecting biker's lower halves for almost 100 years. Not to mention cowboys, construction workers, etc. I take it you ALWAYS wear a leather suit to ride...good for you! I didn't notice a chest protector, a neck brace or knee braces on the guy in your avatar... I guess the gear thing only applies to sport bike riding right?

As far as how many miles you put on...(well, I hope that you have something other than a WR)... I wouldn't know but I do know that if I only rode when conditions were right (in my opinion, of course) to wear a full leather suit, I wouldn't get much riding done living here. I'm not going out in 90 deg temps wearing a leather suit...:lol:

CrazyKell

06-03-2009, 11:54 PM

101lifts2

06-04-2009, 12:08 AM

Fuckin a dude. When I'm old I want to be just like you.

I don't know if thats a comment of not. LOL

Nice chick. Southern blondes do it for me.

Adeptus_Minor

06-04-2009, 12:23 AM

Your girlfriend has great legs!

I ride in jeans all the time and in fact just had a buddy crash in jeans that held up VERY well. NOt saying they're great, just saying they're not as bad as shorts or something. :idk:

Kind of my feeling on the matter.
I mean, ok, they're not going to hold up to a 65mph slide down the tarmac, but they're a protective layer and will prevent things like sunburn, windburn, strikes by stinging insects (and most insects sting at highway speed :lol:), and road debris.

And Tigger is right, it's her choice.
Doesn't mean we have to agree with it. :wink:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 07:51 AM

Shit, I wear jeans to ride, as do everyone else I ride with. Hell, I can't remember the last time someone showed up in full leathers to go on a normal ride...:idk:

Werd. Yeah jeans may not be the most protective item on earth, but they are the norm for most of us. :shrug:

I'm 44 years old

No shit, are you really? You don't look it at all!

wildchild

06-04-2009, 08:37 AM

isn't it fun when they tell you that they don't want to tell you how to live your life but, seriously their way is the only way?

Sounds like our gear standards are pretty close there Tigger. I even take short hops without the lid now and then. Not more then a couple miles, my eyes don't like it.
jeans, jacket, lid, gloves, and boots works in most situations.

LeeNetworX

06-04-2009, 08:53 AM

Nah these bitches are "grave robbing".:lol: I never understand what they see in me and I am almost always the one who breaks up with them.:idk:

Here's the happy couple... Man I hate getting my picture taken!:lol:
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/DSC00500.jpg

Holy shit. It's Niko's (from CF) long lost brother!

Rider

06-04-2009, 09:01 AM

Good looking poon you got there Lon.

Particle Man

06-04-2009, 09:04 AM

Holy shit. It's Niko's (from CF) long lost brother!

jesus christ, you're right :eek:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 09:34 AM

Good looking poon you got there Lon.

Out of context, there are SO many things wrong with that statement... :rofl:

Particle Man

06-04-2009, 09:38 AM

Out of context, there are SO many things wrong with that statement... :rofl:

:lmao:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 09:44 AM

Werd. Yeah jeans may not be the most protective item on earth, but they are the norm for most of us. :shrug:

No shit, are you really? You don't look it at all!

Thanks and yea, I don't know how they do it. I could not wear full leathers everywhere I go on the bike, it's just not gonna happen. I mean every time you go to the mall? Every quick hop to the store or Blockbuster? Up to Hooters for bike night to sit around, oogle waitresses and shoot the shit? Like I said, okay but I think that you are a little too paranoid! Heck, that would be like wearing condoms for your entire marriage. Sure it's possible she might still give you disease after 20 years but...:idk: I guess better safe than sorry.:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 09:46 AM

Good looking poon you got there Lon.

Thanks Ed, but doesn't she look just like every other girl you've met of mine? :lol:

Corey

06-04-2009, 09:48 AM

What are these Con-Doms you keep mentioning? Is it a fancy shirt, or some kind of wallet?

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 09:49 AM

the chi

06-04-2009, 09:49 AM

:lol: I was thinking she looks just like the last GF pic I saw at the rally...shes a cutie...

and finally, we agree on something again, at least a little. :wink: While I know its 100% better to ride in full leathers, you wont see me doing so, especially not down here. You're cracking me up with your 90 degree heat stories! :lol: Typical running around gear: jeans, mesh, gloves, lid and boots.

Dont be letting her fine ass leave the house without Tig, you may run thru them pretty quick, but she's too pretty to get messed up just cuz she doesnt know better!:dthumb:

Rider

06-04-2009, 09:50 AM

Thanks Ed, but doesn't she look just like every other girl you've met of mine? :lol:

I've never "met" any of your gf's. I've only seen pics. But from what I've seen, this one is par for the course. Oh and it wouldn't hurt to smile in your pics with her. At least try to look happy standing next to her.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 09:50 AM

Holy shit. It's Niko's (from CF) long lost brother!

Could be, my Dad had 12 illegitimate kids that we know about! :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 09:51 AM

Out of context, there are SO many things wrong with that statement... :rofl:

Oh I don't know...I think the man has a point!:lol:

the chi

06-04-2009, 09:52 AM

Here's a blond he'll smile for! :wink:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/raerr/2009%20Rally%20Pics/DSC05448.jpg

Krabill

06-04-2009, 09:55 AM

Rider

06-04-2009, 09:55 AM

Here's a blond he'll smile for! :wink:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/raerr/2009%20Rally%20Pics/DSC05448.jpg

:bigrofl:

the chi

06-04-2009, 10:04 AM

Love ya Tig, mean it!!

Particle Man

06-04-2009, 10:13 AM

Here's a blond he'll smile for! :wink:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/raerr/2009%20Rally%20Pics/DSC05448.jpg

why the long face? :lol:

Corey

06-04-2009, 10:16 AM

Here's a blond he'll smile for! :wink:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/raerr/2009%20Rally%20Pics/DSC05448.jpg

When'd you meet Sarah Jessica Parker?

such a cheap, easy joke

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 10:28 AM

I've never "met" any of your gf's. I've only seen pics. But from what I've seen, this one is par for the course. Oh and it wouldn't hurt to smile in your pics with her. At least try to look happy standing next to her.

Oh yea you have, you met Mellissa at Villiage Motorsports during their open house while Thew was doing a stunt show and you met Kristen at the bike show at the Devos. :lol:

Particle Man

06-04-2009, 10:31 AM

when'd you meet sarah jessica parker?

such a cheap, easy joke

hahahahahahahahahaha

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 10:41 AM

I don't know where you're getting it from, but I haven't told anybody what to wear. I haven't made any suggestions at all. The only thing I said was jeans don't offer much more abrasion resistance than bare skin. You can make your own decisions after that. No skin off my knee.

Okay, I'll address that specifically... You are an idiot if you think that it's not better to wear jeans rather than shorts. Is that clear enough? Jeans offer a great deal of protection depending on denim weight, age, etc. Something is ALWAYS better than nothing. Only a fucking fool would suggest otherwise. Do you understand "where I'm getting it" now? You keep saying that wearing jeans isn't any better than bare skin which "implies" that you think she should be wearing something more "protective", if that is not what you are getting at, please enlighten me on what exactly you are trying to say. What's your point?

My point; in terms of protection,

thong<shorts<khakis<jeans<ballistic nylon<leather<titanium exo-skeleton :lol:

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 10:42 AM

Thanks and yea, I don't know how they do it. I could not wear full leathers everywhere I go on the bike, it's just not gonna happen. I mean every time you go to the mall? Every quick hop to the store or Blockbuster? Up to Hooters for bike night to sit around, oogle waitresses and shoot the shit? Like I said, okay but I think that you are a little too paranoid! Heck, that would be like wearing condoms for your entire marriage. Sure it's possible she might still give you disease after 20 years but...:idk: I guess better safe than sorry.:lol:

Preeeeeeety sure you're the only one talking about full leathers. Again, it takes me less than a minute or two to gear up vs. weeks or months to heal even moderate road rash.
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 10:43 AM

Here's a blond he'll smile for! :wink:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/raerr/2009%20Rally%20Pics/DSC05448.jpg

Yea but Tater was the hotness!!!:drool:

Rider

06-04-2009, 10:45 AM

Yea but Tater was the hotness!!!:drool:

Are you sure that was Tater, or was that Taters whore ex wife?

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 10:48 AM

Okay, I'll address that specifically... You are an idiot if you think that it's not better to wear jeans rather than shorts. Is that clear enough? Jeans offer a great deal of protection depending on denim weight, age, etc. Something is ALWAYS better than nothing. Only a fucking fool would suggest otherwise. Do you understand "where I'm getting it" now? You keep saying that wearing jeans isn't any better than bare skin which "implies" that you think she should be wearing something more "protective", if that is not what you are getting at, please enlighten me on what exactly you are trying to say. What's your point?

My point; in terms of protection,

thong<shorts<khakis<jeans<ballistic nylon<leather<titanium exo-skeleton :lol:

Disagree, as stated my jeans completely came apart during a ROLLERBLADE crash. 20mph tops had me in some nasty pain for a couple weeks. Those were Levi's BTW. I'm sure if I had some thick work jeans on like Dickies then they would've offered a bit more protection.

However this discussion is in regard to your girlfriend and I doubt she's wearing rugged work jeans.

I wager that in a low speed crash the type of jeans she would wear would come apart extremely quickly and offer little if any protection. My point is that jeans (especially the type manufactured for the typical female) offer so little protection she might as well just wear the shorts if she enjoys wearing them more than jeans.

But like you said, she's a squid and shorts, tanktops, etc. etc. are to be expected. Around here (105 degree Texas) I'd say about 75% of the motorcyclists dress the same way. And aside from local organized rides I'm usually the only guy on the road properly dressed.
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 10:49 AM

Preeeeeeety sure you're the only one talking about full leathers. Again, it takes me less than a minute or two to gear up vs. weeks or months to heal even moderate road rash.

Nope another person whom isn't as important as you apparently, says that their group never rides without leather. Sorry buddy but I wasn't even thinking about you or your widdle boo boo pics of the owie you got rollerblading.:lol: Wanna hear something funny? I never rollerblade without a helmet, knee pads, wrist guards and elbow pads! Hahahahaha! :lol:

Rider

06-04-2009, 10:52 AM

Disagree, as stated my jeans completely came apart during a ROLLERBLADE crash. 20mph tops had me in some nasty pain for a couple weeks. Those were Levi's BTW. I'm sure if I had some thick work jeans on like Dickies then they would've offered a bit more protection.

However this discussion is in regard to your girlfriend and I doubt she's wearing rugged work jeans.

I wager that in a low speed crash the type of jeans she would wear would come apart extremely quickly and offer little if any protection. My point is that jeans (especially the type manufactured for the typical female) offer so little protection she might as well just wear the shorts if she enjoys wearing them more than jeans.

But like you said, she's a squid and shorts, tanktops, etc. etc. are to be expected. Around here (105 degree Texas) I'd say about 75% of the motorcyclists dress the same way. And aside from local organized rides I'm usually the only guy on the road properly dressed.

When I wrecked on my bike last November, I was wearing dress slacks that offer even less protection than jeans and I hardly had any rash at all. Far less than the pic you posted earlier. Now I'm not saying it's ok to not wear gear, but I think jeans offer a lot more protection than nothing.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 10:54 AM

Disagree, as stated my jeans completely came apart during a ROLLERBLADE crash. 20mph tops had me in some nasty pain for a couple weeks. Those were Levi's BTW. I'm sure if I had some thick work jeans on like Dickies then they would've offered a bit more protection.

However this discussion is in regard to your girlfriend and I doubt she's wearing rugged work jeans.

I wager that in a low speed crash the type of jeans she would wear would come apart extremely quickly and offer little if any protection. My point is that jeans (especially the type manufactured for the typical female) offer so little protection she might as well just wear the shorts if she enjoys wearing them more than jeans.

But like you said, she's a squid and shorts, tanktops, etc. etc. are to be expected. Around here (105 degree Texas) I'd say about 75% of the motorcyclists dress the same way. And aside from local organized rides I'm usually the only guy on the road properly dressed.

Okay are you Krabill too? :lol: I should have known... Seriously, are you saying that you don't at least recognize that your "injuries" could have been at least marginally more severe if you had been wearing shorts? BTW if you are so gear happy, why weren't you wearing knee guards, etc? Ha I bet you weren't even wearing a helmet! You, Sir are a ROLLERSQUID!!!!! :lol:

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 10:54 AM

When I wrecked on my bike last November, I was wearing dress slacks that offer even less protection than jeans and I hardly had any rash at all. Far less than the pic you posted earlier. Now I'm not saying it's ok to not wear gear, but I think jeans offer a lot more protection than nothing.

Always depends on how you slide. I landed on my leg first so the jeans went *poof*!
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 10:56 AM

Always depends on how you slide. I landed on my leg first so the jeans went *poof*!

Awww tell da troof, you were wearing dos pimp ass slacks in yo avatar!:lol:

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 10:57 AM

Okay are you Krabill too? :lol: I should have known... Seriously, are you saying that you don't at least recognize that your "injuries" could have been at least marginally more severe if you had been wearing shorts? BTW if you are so gear happy, why weren't you wearing knee guards, etc? Ha I bet you weren't even wearing a helmet! You, Sir are a ROLLERSQUID!!!!! :lol:

No, I'm Kaneman. You can read the user names on the left of the webpage.

My injuries were caused from the slide. My jeans came apart as soon as I hit the pavement. I do not believe the rash would've been worse had I been wearing shorts.

And yes, I am a rollersquid, no doubt. I don't even own a rollerblade helmet.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/jethro1-1.jpg

Awww tell da troof, you were wearing dos pimp ass slacks in yo avatar!:lol:

What is a "troof"?
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 11:02 AM

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 11:04 AM

What is a "troof"?

troof=truth I thought you was down bro! My bad.:lol:

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 11:07 AM

Well don't you know that back when rollerblading was uber popular, it was the cause for like 30% of all emergency room visits. Way more than motorcycles for sure!:lol: Plus, I believe it was a leading cause of brain damage, if I'm not mistaken.... oh that's what it is...

Seriously, why would you continue to not wear gear rollerblading after you've been injured but you preach it's use on a bike?:idk: Hypocrite much?

Because 20-25mph is my max speed on rollerblades. Not so on my bike. This debate is more about the safety of those we are responsible for while on our motorcycles though and whether or not jeans provide adequate protection to motorcyclists during a crash.

troof=truth I thought you was down bro! My bad.:lol:

No, I must not be. I never had to take an ESL class...
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 11:24 AM

Because 20-25mph is my max speed on rollerblades. Not so on my bike. This debate is more about the safety of those we are responsible for while on our motorcycles though and whether or not jeans provide adequate protection to motorcyclists during a crash.

No, I must not be. I never had to take an ESL class...

Ah but if I'm cruising up to the Dairy Queen in town, I'm only doing approximately 25-45 mph... besides, I don't know about you but I'm WAY more likely to "crash" on rollerblades than I am on my bike!!!:lol:

Aha and you just said the magic words... whether or not they provide "adequate protection". I think that they do. I especially think that they are better than nothing. You think that I am wrong. I have fallen 100s of times wearing jeans during my lifetime(skateboarding, sports, bicycling, running around, dirt bikes, climbing trees, horseback riding, etc) and I am certain that if I had been naked, my ass would be one big scar!!!Okay. You ride around in your "hefty bag" and I'll wear my jeans and we'll both be just fine.:lol: I mean I could go on and on about how nylon suits aren't adequate protection because they are not as abrasion resistant as leather but what do I care what you wear when you ride?:lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 11:26 AM

My point is that jeans (especially the type manufactured for the typical female) offer so little protection she might as well just wear the shorts if she enjoys wearing them more than jeans.

That was exactly my point. Why bother "insisting" she wear jeans? Just let her wear the shorts if that's what she's comfortable in.

Oh and btw . . . yes, the WR is my only bike. I'm just glad I'm not bound to paved roads only, because really, I'd be missing out on a whole mess of miles of dirt roads/trails if I was stuck with a street bike.

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 11:27 AM

Ah but if I'm cruising up to the Dairy Queen in town, I'm only doing approximately 25-45 mph... besides, I don't know about you but I'm WAY more likely to "crash" on rollerblades than I am on my bike!!!:lol:

Aha and you just said the magic words... whether or not they provide "adequate protection". I think that they do. I especially think that they are better than nothing. You think that I am wrong. I have fallen 100s of times wearing jeans during my lifetime(skateboarding, sports, bicycling, running around, dirt bikes, climbing trees, horseback riding, etc) and I am certain that if I had been naked, my ass would be one big scar!!!Okay. You ride around in your "hefty bag" and I'll wear my jeans and we'll both be just fine.:lol: I mean I could go on and on about how nylon suits aren't adequate protection because they are not as abrasion resistant as leather but what do I care what you wear when you ride?:lol:

There's a vast amount of difference between 20mph and 30 or 45 mph. Yes, I think you're wrong about jeans, especially of the sort made for a female which tend to be weaker and thinner due to the need to stretch around a female's supple ass.

And I don't think you care about what I wear when I ride. But only one of us made a post titled, "My girlfriend is a squid"
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 11:38 AM

That was exactly my point. Why bother "insisting" she wear jeans? Just let her wear the shorts if that's what she's comfortable in.

Oh and btw . . . yes, the WR is my only bike. I'm just glad I'm not bound to paved roads only, because really, I'd be missing out on a whole mess of miles of dirt roads/trails if I was stuck with a street bike.

Yea since I've owned dirt bikes and a quad as well as a street bike... I'm of the opinion that it would suck to own just one bike that is only a mediocre dirt bike and a fucking suckass street bike. Just my opinion of course... Oh wait that the general opinion of several reviewers...

Rsv1000R

06-04-2009, 11:41 AM

Yea since I've owned dirt bikes and a quad as well as a street bike... I'm of the opinion that it would suck to own just one bike that is only a mediocre dirt bike and a fucking suckass street bike. Just my opinion of course... Oh wait that the general opinion of several reviewers...

If you're talking mx bike sure, but you can get a damn fine enduro that can the licensed.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 11:44 AM

A suck ass street bike? I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say you've never ridden one.

neebelung

06-04-2009, 11:46 AM

Yea since I've owned dirt bikes and a quad as well as a street bike... I'm of the opinion that it would suck to own just one bike that is only a mediocre dirt bike and a fucking suckass street bike. Just my opinion of course... Oh wait that the general opinion of several reviewers...

Tigger, SIMMER DOWN...

Tigger, SIMMER DOWN...

:lol: Geesh, I feel like I'm scolding my cat everytime I type that.. Next I'm gonna threaten to spray you with the water bottle. :rofl:

Corey

06-04-2009, 11:49 AM

Tigger, SIMMER DOWN...

:lol: Geesh, I feel like I'm scolding my cat everytime I type that.. Next I'm gonna threaten to spray you with the water bottle. :rofl:
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neebelung

06-04-2009, 11:50 AM

http://tunedintomusic.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/donna-summer.jpg

You heard the lady. Summer Donna.

Lookin for some hot love? :lol:

Corey

06-04-2009, 11:52 AM

Lookin for some hot love? :lol:

Well, she works hard for her money. Could it be magic? I won't know until the last dance.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:05 PM

Just for fun . . . sittin' here at my desk . . .

http://i43.tinypic.com/ipse55.jpg

Let's go out in the hall. Oh, look, there's some riding gear. Jacket, pants, and even some riding boots. Helmet and gloves must be in the closet.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2lmrtrm.jpg

Turn around and look out the window . . . hmmm . . .

http://i41.tinypic.com/s2v2gk.jpg

What's that? A sucky ass street bike . . .

http://i41.tinypic.com/sqmjio.jpg

Kinda hard to see and it's only 3 months old, but it's got 3,465 miles on it so far.

http://i41.tinypic.com/sm3x4g.jpg

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:10 PM

A suck ass street bike? I'm going to go way out on a limb here and say you've never ridden one.

Of course I've ridden one and several other enduros. I owned a DRZ400E for several years and it plain sucked as a street bike. Do you claim that your WR is as competent of a street bike as mine? Would you like to take it on a 1,000 mile trip on the freeway? Or that it's as awesome of a dirt bike as a RMZ450 for example? I don't remember anyone riding it in the MX class this year... Maybe I missed that. Right.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:13 PM

There's a vast amount of difference between 20mph and 30 or 45 mph. Yes, I think you're wrong about jeans, especially of the sort made for a female which tend to be weaker and thinner due to the need to stretch around a female's supple ass.

And I don't think you care about what I wear when I ride. But only one of us made a post titled, "My girlfriend is a squid"

True, it's supposed to be a joke of sorts... We have a difference of opinion. I think that ANYTHING is better than nothing and you and your boyfriend do not agree with me. Okay. As far as I'm concerned if it keeps the asphalt away from my skin for even 1" during a slide, it was better than nothing.:lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:16 PM

Of course I've ridden one and several other enduros. I owned a DRZ400E for several years and it plain sucked as a street bike. Do you claim that your WR is as competent of a street bike as mine? Would you like to take it on a 1,000 mile trip on the freeway? Or that it's as awesome of a dirt bike as a RMZ450 for example? I don't remember anyone riding it in the MX class this year... Maybe I missed that. Right.

When did I ever say it was an mx bike? I said it allows me to ride all the pavement on the planet as well as exploring the back woods. Let's see your sportbike do that. It's a much better street bike than the DRZ . . . and a better dirt bike for that matter.

I did 500 miles on it this past weekend. Is that good enough for you?

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=470289

And about the same mileage last month on a trip.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=456047

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:17 PM

If you're talking mx bike sure, but you can get a damn fine enduro that can the licensed.

Sure and it will be a competent street bike but it won't compare to an actual street bike IMHO. Especially a 250 4 stroke, are you kidding me?:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:22 PM

When did I ever say it was an mx bike? I said it allows me to ride all the pavement on the planet as well as exploring the back woods. Let's see your sportbike do that. It's a much better street bike than the DRZ . . . and a better dirt bike for that matter.

I did 500 miles on it this past weekend. Is that good enough for you?

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=470289

The question is, is that good enough for YOU. :lol: I don't care what you ride, I don't care what you wear when you ride, I really don't care what you do period. I just wanted to post some pics of my gf and not be told I was stupid for letting her wear jeans when we ride.:lol: BTW were you wearing full, armored gear during that 500 mile ride?:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:25 PM

Tigger, SIMMER DOWN...

:lol: Geesh, I feel like I'm scolding my cat everytime I type that.. Next I'm gonna threaten to spray you with the water bottle. :rofl:

Meow! Oh yea hose me down!!! Hey he took it to bikes with the "I wouldn't want to be stuck with just a street bike" crap.:lol: Seriously, the guy is riding a WR250 and trying to give ME advice on what gear I should wear... give me a break.:lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:26 PM

BTW were you wearing full, armored gear during that 500 mile ride?:lol:

Yeah. Why is that so funny? There are pictures in the ride report.

skiergirl

06-04-2009, 12:26 PM

T. I just wanted to post some pics of my gf and not be told I was stupid for letting her wear jeans when we ride.:lol:

Welcome to the internet where everything you do and post about will be up for ridicule/debate/applause from all......:) Thanks for playing...:rockout:

wildchild

06-04-2009, 12:29 PM

you know what really sucks is she must be awful damn fine to go through this much crap just to post her pics and I can't even see 'em. damn censors.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:29 PM

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:32 PM

Yeah. Why is that so funny? There are pictures in the ride report.

Nah I just can't imagine wearing a full racing suit riding that thing down the freeway, that's all...

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:32 PM

I'm glad that YOU like it but that thing has got to blow on the freeway! I mean really, what's top speed 65mph?:lol: F-man's scooter would blow that thing away!:lol:

91.6 on the gps. It'll break every speed limit in the country. How much more do I need?

http://i42.tinypic.com/wteg4i.jpg

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 12:32 PM

The question is, is that good enough for YOU. :lol: I don't care what you ride, I don't care what you wear when you ride, I really don't care what you do period. I just wanted to post some pics of my gf and not be told I was stupid for letting her wear jeans when we ride.:lol: BTW were you wearing full, armored gear during that 500 mile ride?:lol:

If that was true you wouldn't have titled the thread "Okay So My Girlfriend is a Squid." You knew the response you would get from some of us here and were probably looking for an argument/debate. No need to go after people personally because you don't like the way the debate is going.

If your argument is that jeans offer more protection than shorts because they may protect you for the first inch of your 40 foot slide then yea, you're probably right. My point was that they don't offer enough protection (specifically the kind your girlfriend would wear) to make a difference and she might as well wear the shorts.

Would I think she was a moron if I saw her riding with a tank top and shorts? Of course! But do I support her right to do so? Absolutely.
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Kaneman

06-04-2009, 12:34 PM

Nah I just can't imagine wearing a full racing suit riding that thing down the freeway, that's all...

He's not wearing a "full racing suit" in his ride. There are other viable options.
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Rider

06-04-2009, 12:34 PM

Welcome to the internet where everything you do and post about will be up for ridicule/debate/applause from all......:) Thanks for playing...:rockout:

Wow, that's so painfully truthful it hurts. No matter what you post online there is going to be someone who disagrees with you.

Guys agree to disagree, shake hands, suck each others dicks or whatever you have to do, but move along.

the chi

06-04-2009, 12:35 PM

This thread is fuuuunny...

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:36 PM

Welcome to the internet where everything you do and post about will be up for ridicule/debate/applause from all......:) Thanks for playing...:rockout:

Oh yea, I knew this was going to happen. This forum is no where as bad as our last spot! OMG it was a constant "Zieg Heil, you must wear COMPLETE gear at all times!!!" People fought with me saying that their insurance rates would go up if I didn't wear GLOVES when I rode!!!!:lol: I like arguing so it doesn't really matter.:wink:

Corey

06-04-2009, 12:38 PM

What is this shiny, lit up little button/knob looking thing, indicated in point A? I must have it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3595778388_4c1547db10.jpg

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:38 PM

91.6 on the gps. It'll break every speed limit in the country. How much more do I need?

http://i42.tinypic.com/wteg4i.jpg

REALLY?!?! Well then you go boy! You have more balls than I do! There is NO WAY I'd do 91 mph on that, with those tires, brakes, etc!:panic::lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:39 PM

See . . . this is what I mean by you must have never really ridden one. The brakes are phenominal and she's solid as a rock on the pavement.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:43 PM

What is this shiny, lit up little button/knob looking thing, indicated in point A? I must have it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3595778388_4c1547db10.jpg

It's a 3D mouse for manipulating objects in CAD. As you move it around, the object on the screen rotates/pans/zooms. Bitchin' little tool. Works in Google Earth, too.

http://i41.tinypic.com/5w07br.jpg

Rider

06-04-2009, 12:43 PM

Oh yea, I knew this was going to happen. This forum is no where as bad as our last spot! OMG it was a constant "Zieg Heil, you must wear COMPLETE gear at all times!!!" People fought with me saying that their insurance rates would go up if I didn't wear GLOVES when I rode!!!!:lol: I like arguing so it doesn't really matter.:wink:

I think people have grown up and come to the conclusion that wear gear, don't wear gear, it's your skin you make the decision. But for me it's never anything less than gloves, armored jacket, and helmet. I wont try to convince anyone that it is safer, but I will explain why I feel gear is necessary.

Lon, I can say this, I've never seen you in any less gear than what I wear, so while some people might call you a squid... in truth, I think you wear more gear than you let on just to stir the pot. :lol

Yamerhaw

06-04-2009, 12:45 PM

i'm all for tigger's woman wearing those shorts to ride...as long as i was riding behind them

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:45 PM

If that was true you wouldn't have titled the thread "Okay So My Girlfriend is a Squid." You knew the response you would get from some of us here and were probably looking for an argument/debate. No need to go after people personally because you don't like the way the debate is going.

If your argument is that jeans offer more protection than shorts because they may protect you for the first inch of your 40 foot slide then yea, you're probably right. My point was that they don't offer enough protection (specifically the kind your girlfriend would wear) to make a difference and she might as well wear the shorts.

Would I think she was a moron if I saw her riding with a tank top and shorts? Of course! But do I support her right to do so? Absolutely.

It's a joke! Everyone that knows me knows that I don't even use the word "squid"!:lol: A buddy of mine just pulled up next to me on my way to get her and he was wearing shorts, a tank top and a brain bucket. I didn't judge him, I said "what's up" and moved along. I honestly don't care what other people do with their lives. Besides, now you are saying that she's a "moron" for wearing a tank top and shorts. Do you believe that every woman on this forum that rides wearing jeans is a moron because it sounds like you do!:lol: Hear that girls? Kaneman says you are all "morons" for wearing your "girly" jeans riding!!!:lol:

Corey

06-04-2009, 12:46 PM

It's a 3D mouse for manipulating objects in CAD. As you move it around, the object on the screen rotates/pans/zooms. Bitchin' little tool. Works in Google Earth, too.

http://i41.tinypic.com/5w07br.jpg

All of a sudden, my life seems grossly incomplete without it. I don't even use CAD, but it's shiny, and I want it.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:49 PM

See . . . this is what I mean by you must have never really ridden one. The brakes are phenominal and she's solid as a rock on the pavement.

Nah I understand that YOU think that the tires, brakes, etc are "phenomenal" but I'm comparing it back to back against a GSXR1000 and they don't stack up.

Rider

06-04-2009, 12:49 PM

It's a 3D mouse for manipulating objects in CAD. As you move it around, the object on the screen rotates/pans/zooms. Bitchin' little tool. Works in Google Earth, too.

http://i41.tinypic.com/5w07br.jpg

That's awesome. I need to get one. I use Google Earth a lot for work to create custom map displays.

Fleck750

06-04-2009, 12:49 PM

No, I'm Kaneman. You can read the user names on the left of the webpage.

My injuries were caused from the slide. My jeans came apart as soon as I hit the pavement. I do not believe the rash would've been worse had I been wearing shorts.

And yes, I am a rollersquid, no doubt. I don't even own a rollerblade helmet.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/jethro1-1.jpg

What is a "troof"?

That's a good looking dog. Great Dane?

Krabill

06-04-2009, 12:52 PM

Nah I understand that YOU think that the tires, brakes, etc are "phenomenal" but I'm comparing it back to back against a GSXR1000 and they don't stack up.

The last "public" ride I organized had a guy on a GSXR1000 show up. I was on my KLR with the same knobbies you see on my WR.

I was leading . . . the GSXR was right behind me . . . let's see how that one turned out . . .

http://i44.tinypic.com/w6pcex.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/4vn0nc.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/f1myp3.jpg

I hate to be the one to bring it up . . . but it ain't the bike ;)

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:56 PM

I think people have grown up and come to the conclusion that wear gear, don't wear gear, it's your skin you make the decision. But for me it's never anything less than gloves, armored jacket, and helmet. I wont try to convince anyone that it is safer, but I will explain why I feel gear is necessary.

Lon, I can say this, I've never seen you in any less gear than what I wear, so while some people might call you a squid... in truth, I think you wear more gear than you let on just to stir the pot. :lol

Shhhh.... dang it Ed! So I almost always wear gear but I do actually wear jeans when I ride, I just include my handy, dandy Icon leg armor or my Dainese under armor when I think the pace is going to be more intense!:lol: I have a pair of ballistic pants and I hate them. I've worn then twice and they flap in the fucking breeze so much that it irritates me!:lol: I got them with my Alpinestars ballistic jacket that I also hate!:lol:

Rider

06-04-2009, 12:57 PM

The last "public" ride I organized had a guy on a GSXR1000 show up. I was on my KLR with the same knobbies you see on my WR.

I was leading . . . the GSXR was right behind me . . . let's see how that one turned out . . .

I hate to be the one to bring it up . . . but it ain't the bike ;)

Well I see the problem, it was those huge ass bar ends that fucked him up. :lol

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:58 PM

i'm all for tigger's woman wearing those shorts to ride...as long as i was riding behind them

I used to date a stripper that almost always wore a mini skirt riding... guess how many of those rides I ended up leading!:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 12:59 PM

That's awesome. I need to get one. I use Google Earth a lot for work to create custom map displays.

That reminds me, have you tried "Virtual Earth" yet? It does 3d mapping, etc. It's pretty cool although I think that GE has a few more features.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:03 PM

The last "public" ride I organized had a guy on a GSXR1000 show up. I was on my KLR with the same knobbies you see on my WR.

I was leading . . . the GSXR was right behind me . . . let's see how that one turned out . . .

http://i44.tinypic.com/w6pcex.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/4vn0nc.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/f1myp3.jpg

I hate to be the one to bring it up . . . but it ain't the bike ;)

You caused a guy to crash a GSXR1000 riding a 250 4 stroke? Well obviously your friends suck at riding! I mean really what a turd! What was he thinking about his next double cheese burger and ran off the road?:lol: Jesus talk about a non-curve!

Rider

06-04-2009, 01:06 PM

That reminds me, have you tried "Virtual Earth" yet? It does 3d mapping, etc. It's pretty cool although I think that GE has a few more features.

I don't really need the 3d mapping but what I do need is the ability to place objects at any given lat/long and elevation. What I do is create the map objects to test that the displays are displaying the correct symbols in the correct location. Since I'm not actually flying the plane, I have to simulate the data that the displays use for identifiers(waypoints, navaids, contacts, geometries.....).

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:07 PM

Well I see the problem, it was those huge ass bar ends that fucked him up. :lol

Seriously, it was either that or his gut got in the way of his handlebars!:lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:07 PM

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:08 PM

Seriously, it was either that or his gut got in the way of his handlebars!:lol:

The GSXR rider isn't in any of the pictures. He was still layed out in the ditch. He was a skinny dude. The bigger guys pushing his bike didn't have any problems.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:08 PM

I don't really need the 3d mapping but what I do need is the ability to place objects at any given lat/long and elevation. What I do is create the map objects to test that the displays are displaying the correct symbols in the correct location. Since I'm not actually flying the plane, I have to simulate the data that the displays use for identifiers(waypoints, navaids, contacts, geometries.....).

Oh... gee wilikers Ed but you're smart!:whistle:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:11 PM

Well . . I was riding my KLR650 at the time. Brakes are horrible on that thing. It's the green monster in the 2nd picture.

Same knobbies as I'm running now, though.

Believe it or not, the 250 runs the twisties better than the KLR650 did.

And yeah . . . he sucked :lol

Well here's something we can agree on! I mean judging by the lack of damage to his bike, he couldn't have been doing over what 40, maybe 50 mph? I can't see the entire curve but that got to be 80+ curve at least, right?

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:12 PM

Meow! Oh yea hose me down!!! Hey he took it to bikes with the "I wouldn't want to be stuck with just a street bike" crap.:lol: Seriously, the guy is riding a WR250 and trying to give ME advice on what gear I should wear... give me a break.:lol:

He was stating a very generalized opinion; you were making it personal to his specific bike. Not the same thing...

As for what he rides? Big CC's don't make a great rider. (I'll be the first to admit that - I ride a liter bike, but I know plenty of riders on smaller bikes who can outride me with their hands tied behind their backs :lol: )

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:13 PM

I'm glad that YOU like it but that thing has got to blow on the freeway! I mean really, what's top speed 65mph?:lol: F-man's scooter would blow that thing away!:lol:

Goin' fast on the freeway isn't exactly motorcycling nirvana ya know... :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:15 PM

The GSXR rider isn't in any of the pictures. He was still layed out in the ditch. He was a skinny dude. The bigger guys pushing his bike didn't have any problems.

Oh well they would look hilarious on a GSXR in any case! For the record, I rode a WR back in um '04 when I got my DRZ and I wasn't impressed, so I bought the DRZ which was way less $$$ and up graded the suspension and brakes right away.

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:16 PM

All of a sudden, my life seems grossly incomplete without it. I don't even use CAD, but it's shiny, and I want it.

I want one, too!!!!! I do a bit of CAD (not 3D stuff), but I use Google Earth all the time for work... I want it just for that! :lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:16 PM

Well here's something we can agree on! I mean judging by the lack of damage to his bike, he couldn't have been doing over what 40, maybe 50 mph? I can't see the entire curve but that got to be 80+ curve at least, right?

I hate to even bring it up . . . but now that you've asked . . . we weren't even out of town yet. That curve would be no problem at 70+ and since we were still "in town" I was doing the speed limit which was . . . . wait for it . . . . ready? . . . . 35 mph :wtf:

That guy had no business riding a 1k. He split to go home right after that and I haven't seen him since.

CrazyKell

06-04-2009, 01:18 PM

Rider

06-04-2009, 01:18 PM

I hate to even bring it up . . . but now that you've asked . . . we weren't even out of town yet. That curve would be no problem at 70+ and since we were still "in town" I was doing the speed limit which was . . . . wait for it . . . . ready? . . . . 35 mph :wtf:

That guy had no business riding a 1k. He split to go home right after that and I haven't seen him since.

I was going to say, my crash at 35 had more damage than that bike but it didn't have a nice soft ditch to land in, the stop was rather abrupt on mine.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:18 PM

Oh well they would look hilarious on a GSXR in any case! For the record, I rode a WR back in um '04 when I got my DRZ and I wasn't impressed, so I bought the DRZ which was way less $$$ and up graded the suspension and brakes right away.

The WR I have and the WR your rode are completely different motorcycles. The WR250R didn't even exist until 2008. It uses a single cylinder out of an R1 with the same 26,600 mile valve adjustment intervals, 3k mile oil changes, and is 100% street legal out of the box. The WR250F (which you rode) is a dirt bike, plain and simple and yes, it sucks on the road. The "R" version that I have is a dual sport and is phenomenal on pavement.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:19 PM

He was stating a very generalized opinion; you were making it personal to his specific bike. Not the same thing...

As for what he rides? Big CC's don't make a great rider. (I'll be the first to admit that - I ride a liter bike, but I know plenty of riders on smaller bikes who can outride me with their hands tied behind their backs :lol: )

Aw come on this is a fight and logic has no place in a fight!:lol: Besides, with the same rider on both bikes, I'd imagine that the GSXR would be somewhat "better" on the street.:lol:

Geez, when ever you get into a "which bike is better/faster" argument, someone always throws in the "it depends on the rider" clause... but guess what? The rider has nothing to do with which bike is better. Only what rider/bike combination is better.:lol:

Rider

06-04-2009, 01:21 PM

The WR I have and the WR your rode are completely different motorcycles. The WR250R didn't even exist until 2008. It uses a single cylinder out of an R1 with the same 26,600 mile valve adjustment intervals, 3k mile oil changes, and is 100% street legal out of the box. The WR250F (which you rode) is a dirt bike, plain and simple and yes, it sucks on the road. The "R" version that I have is a dual sport and is phenomenal on pavement.

Do they make R version in a 450? I'd love to test ride one if they do.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:22 PM

Goin' fast on the freeway isn't exactly motorcycling nirvana ya know... :lol:

Ah but it is part of being a streetbike for the most part and should be taken into account when evaluating the merits of two bikes as such. See I can break out this logic thang too when I wanna!!!:lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:23 PM

Do they make R version in a 450? I'd love to test ride one if they do.

No, and I don't think they ever will. They used all the R&D from the R1 motor to make this bike and they would have to start all over from scratch for a 450 version. I just don't see them taking the time or spending the research money to do it.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:24 PM

And now I'm going to hop on my little sucky ass street bike and drop my check off at the bank . . . in my jeans :lol

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:24 PM

The GSXR rider isn't in any of the pictures. He was still layed out in the ditch. He was a skinny dude. The bigger guys pushing his bike didn't have any problems.

Yes they did... some of them were wearing JEANS!!! Hmmm there was another guy or two also wearing jeans... that wouldn't have been you would it?:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:27 PM

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:28 PM

And now I'm going to hop on my little sucky ass street bike and drop my check off at the bank . . . in my jeans :lol

You better not! I'd suggest that you go in your boxers, at least then you won't ruin a nice pair of jeans.:lol:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:33 PM

Ah but it is part of being a streetbike for the most part and should be taken into account when evaluating the merits of two bikes as such. See I can break out this logic thang too when I wanna!!!:lol:

And your logic might be sound if he hadn't already proved you wrong with the GPS. :lol:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:34 PM

... but guess what? The rider has nothing to do with which bike is better. Only what rider/bike combination is better.:lol:

Um, but without a rider, the bike isn't doing a whole helluva lot of anything... :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:38 PM

This thread is funny in a lot of ways.

Krabill....your bike looks badass and I'd love to try something like that out. It looks like so much fun.

Tigger....apples to apples man. NO ONE here is trying to tell you that his bike is a comparable street bike to yours. :doh:

When I see anyone pull up in shorts/tank top/flip flops/bikini/etc. I think to myself they're an idiot and I wouldn't be riding with them. Simple as. :idk: You can ride in whatever the hell you want but I don't have to ride with you if you want to squid it up. Just like you don't have to ride with me. :idk:

Now for the philosophy section of today's show........do you think that people that feel the need to relentlessly argue a point on the internet, while bringing their argument to the point of personal degradation, do so because they inherently like to argue OR because they have something to prove, or maybe because they feel somehow inferior? :scratch:

I personally feel inferior and that's why I argue on the internet...

It all started with my father, he was a hard man, a drinker and ex military. So he had a very "my way or the highway" attitude. Nothing I did was ever really good enough for him and he let me know that in no uncertain terms. He was abusive both physically and verbally and I can't remember ever getting even one word of love, kindness or encouragement from him in my entire life. Plus my Mother didn't breast feed me. Thank you Kelli for helping me come to an epiphany concerning my character and psychological underpinnings. You are an angel of mercy... bless you!

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:42 PM

And your logic might be sound if he hadn't already proved you wrong with the GPS. :lol:

Just being able to break the speed limit doesn't make for a great street bike, sister. What about ergos, vibration, handling, seat (tell me that narrow motherfucker is comfortable for hours at a time), wind protection, controls, lights, etc.

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:44 PM

I personally feel inferior and that's why I argue on the internet...

It all started with my father, he was a hard man, a drinker and ex military. So he had a very "my way or the highway" attitude. Nothing I did was ever really good enough for him and he let me know that in no uncertain terms. He was abusive both physically and verbally and I can't remember ever getting even one word of love, kindness or encouragement from him in my entire life. Plus my Mother didn't breast feed me. Thank you Kelli for helping me come to an epiphany concerning my character and psychological underpinnings. You are an angel of mercy... bless you!

:dvrofl: :dvrofl:

Just being able to break the speed limit doesn't make for a great street bike, sister. What about ergos, vibration, handling, seat (tell me that narrow motherfucker is comfortable for hours at a time), wind protection, controls, lights, etc.

Well no shit sherlock, but the point you specifically brought up was highway speed. :lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:46 PM

Just being able to break the speed limit doesn't make for a great street bike, sister. What about ergos, vibration, handling, seat (tell me that narrow motherfucker is comfortable for hours at a time), wind protection, controls, lights, etc.

This bike is the most comfortable bike I've ever ridden . . . excluding a Goldwing. The seat may look narrow and uncomfortable, but it is nothing like the vinyl covered 2x4's on a real dirt bike. It's comfy. The seat to peg height is taller than any bike I've ever sat on so you aren't all cramped up, and there are zero perceptible vibrations at anything below 65 mph. You get a slight buzz up past 70-75, but it'll hold 75 mph all day long if that's your thing. I like to explore the back roads though, so that isn't an issue. It is much smoother and way more comfortable than a DRZ400.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:47 PM

Um, but without a rider, the bike isn't doing a whole helluva lot of anything... :lol:

Nah, nah, nah... if you put the same rider under the same conditions on both bikes, that a decent test of the bike. If you put the same bike under two different riders, under the same conditions, that's a test of the rider. If you take two different riders and put them on two different bikes, under the same conditions, you are testing the bike/rider combination. get it?

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:49 PM

Krabill....your bike looks badass and I'd love to try something like that out. It looks like so much fun.

Kell . . sweetheart . . . if we ever get a chance to meet up, I'll gladly let you take my bike for a ride.

I'm 99% sure I'll be going on a Gap trip here in a couple of weeks if anybody is in the area . . . June 18th-20th.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:50 PM

This bike is the most comfortable bike I've ever ridden . . . excluding a Goldwing. The seat may look narrow and uncomfortable, but it is nothing like the vinyl covered 2x4's on a real dirt bike. It's comfy. The seat to peg height is taller than any bike I've ever sat on so you aren't all cramped up, and there are zero perceptible vibrations at anything below 65 mph. You get a slight buzz up past 70-75, but it'll hold 75 mph all day long if that's your thing. I like to explore the back roads though, so that isn't an issue. It is much smoother and way more comfortable than a DRZ400.

Yea I upgraded the seat on my DRZ as well....:lol: Gel seat ftw!

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:51 PM

Krabill

06-04-2009, 01:52 PM

No thanks you make guys on GSXR1000s crash!:panic:

Well . . . if you had a better bike . . .

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 01:53 PM

:dvrofl: :dvrofl:

Well no shit sherlock, but the point you specifically brought up was highway speed. :lol:

Blah, blah, blah.... don't you have work to do?:lol:

Well . . . if you had a better bike . . .

You win, I'm trading it in on a 250 tomorrow!

neebelung

06-04-2009, 01:57 PM

Nah, nah, nah... if you put the same rider under the same conditions on both bikes, that a decent test of the bike. If you put the same bike under two different riders, under the same conditions, that's a test of the rider. If you take two different riders and put them on two different bikes, under the same conditions, you are testing the bike/rider combination. get it?

:rofl: Oh Tigger, bless your pea-pickin lil heart... you're so cute when you're frustrated. I love how long your posts get when you're worked into a froth...

No thanks you make guys on GSXR1000s crash!:panic:

:dvrofl:

Well . . . if you had a better bike . . .

snort

Blah, blah, blah.... don't you have work to do?:lol:

:nee:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 02:07 PM

I'm not frustrated, I'm just pointing out that two different riders on two different bikes is not a test of the bike.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 02:13 PM

I'm not frustrated, I'm just pointing out that two different riders on two different bikes is not a test of the bike.

Well . . . you did say that your bike is better than my bike.

Better at what? Going over the speed limit down the highway? Okay . . . you got me there.

Better around town? I doubt it. The WR is an awesome around-the-town bike.

Better on the back roads? I doubt it. Again . . . the WR makes a killer back road/twisty bike.

Better commuter? Doubt it. The WR has a more comfortable seating position.

Better on a race track? Yup, but I'm not a racer.

Better on gravel roads? pfft

Better on 2-track? pfft

Better on single track? pfft

Better for camping off of? pfft

So if I'm going to the race track or want to barrel down the highway in search of a speeding ticket, I'll take the 1k. Every where else I'll stick to my sucky ass little 250 street bike :rockwoot:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 02:21 PM

Well . . . you did say that your bike is better than my bike.

Better at what? Going over the speed limit down the highway? Okay . . . you got me there.

Better around town? I doubt it. The WR is an awesome around-the-town bike.

Better on the back roads? I doubt it. Again . . . the WR makes a killer back road/twisty bike.

Better commuter? Doubt it. The WR has a more comfortable seating position.

Better on a race track? Yup, but I'm not a racer.

Better on gravel roads? pfft

Better on 2-track? pfft

Better on single track? pfft

Better for camping off of? pfft

So if I'm going to the race track or want to barrel down the highway in search of a speeding ticket, I'll take the 1k. Every where else I'll stick to my sucky ass little 250 street bike :rockwoot:

Hmmm how is it two up?:lol:

Hey I'm done here, you guys stated that I'm stupid for having my gf wear jeans to ride and I think that you are wrong AND you're a hypocrite because you even admit that you wear jeans to ride so nyah,nyah,nyah!

Oh and you missed one, I sure that you get way better gas mileage than I do! You're probably up there with a Spree in that regard!

Krabill

06-04-2009, 02:30 PM

skiergirl

06-04-2009, 02:34 PM

:jerry: - the fighting is over...? well damnit now what I am I supposed to do the rest of the afternoon...work?

G-Rex

06-04-2009, 02:34 PM

Goin' fast on the freeway isn't exactly motorcycling nirvana ya know... :lol:

I dunno. There are a few stretches in "__________________" where I've run close to 170 that's pretty close to nirvana. :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 02:37 PM

Eh, I took the passenger pegs off so I have no idea how it is 2up :lol:

And for the record . . . I never told you to make her wear anything. I suggested you actually let her wear the shorts as a matter of fact :wink:

You said, "I was gonna say . . . you insist on jeans? They aren't really any better than the shorts she has on right now. " and I think that you are wrong. All the rest of this is smoke and mirrors...:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 02:39 PM

:jerry: - the fighting is over...? well damnit now what I am I supposed to do the rest of the afternoon...work?

Well, since you are in Texas, you could hook up with him and have your GSXR run off the road by his 250!

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 02:40 PM

I dunno. There are a few stretches in "__________________" where I've run close to 170 that's pretty close to nirvana. :lol:

As an ex-Busa rider I concur with you sir. Sometimes all out speed can be very enjoyable!:rockwoot:

skiergirl

06-04-2009, 02:40 PM

Eh, my bike doesn't see the street anymore these days. I've become a track whore thanks to a great connection...:)

I just entertain myself at work reading the internet when I'm bored...

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 02:42 PM

Eh, my bike doesn't see the street anymore these days. I've become a track whore thanks to a great connection...:)

I just entertain myself at work reading the internet when I'm bored...

Well, I'll try and come up with another flame war, stand by!

Krabill

06-04-2009, 02:43 PM

We could always pick something else to fight about . . . what kind of oil does that GSXR take?

skiergirl

06-04-2009, 02:45 PM

it takes oil?....

:dvrofl:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 02:45 PM

Well, I'll try and come up with another flame war, stand by!

We could always pick something else to fight about . . . what kind of oil does that GSXR take?

One of ya could go put some NOS in the tank, then come back here and post about it. :lol:

Corey

06-04-2009, 02:49 PM

Well, I'll try and come up with another flame war, stand by!

Your mother has an unpleasant odor, and is possibly unfavorable in sexual relations. Also, she uses a little too much salt in her spaghetti sauce.

Krabill

06-04-2009, 02:51 PM

One of ya could go put some NOS in the tank, then come back here and post about it. :lol:

How about I go put some NOS in his tank, then come back here and post about it :lol:

skiergirl

06-04-2009, 02:56 PM

Now there ya go! I like that kind of effort...

HokieDNA01

06-04-2009, 02:56 PM

One of ya could go put some NOS in the tank, then come back here and post about it. :lol:

You mean you are not supposed to do that?
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd35/HokieDNA01/Nos.jpg

Krabill

06-04-2009, 02:59 PM

:lol:

CrazyKell

06-04-2009, 02:59 PM

Kell . . sweetheart . . . if we ever get a chance to meet up, I'll gladly let you take my bike for a ride.

I'm 99% sure I'll be going on a Gap trip here in a couple of weeks if anybody is in the area . . . June 18th-20th.

Thanks! I'd love to try something out like that. I'm a little afraid I'll get hooked though. :tremble: Have fun at the Gap.

Oh and as for the rest of this thread.....I've never put someone on ignore on either CF or this site....but I've also never come so close! :lmao:

CrazyKell

06-04-2009, 03:00 PM

I personally feel inferior and that's why I argue on the internet...

It all started with my father, he was a hard man, a drinker and ex military. So he had a very "my way or the highway" attitude. Nothing I did was ever really good enough for him and he let me know that in no uncertain terms. He was abusive both physically and verbally and I can't remember ever getting even one word of love, kindness or encouragement from him in my entire life. Plus my Mother didn't breast feed me. Thank you Kelli for helping me come to an epiphany concerning my character and psychological underpinnings. You are an angel of mercy... bless you!

Your pscyhological underpinnings are nothing short of COO COO! :lol

Homeslice

06-04-2009, 03:17 PM

No thanks to dual sport or supermoto bikes on the street. I rode a KTM SMC as well as an SMR, and I thought they were both crap for the street. Pogo-stick suspension and tons of brake dive compared to a good sportbike. Playing hooligan is about all they're good for IMO. :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 03:36 PM

We could always pick something else to fight about . . . what kind of oil does that GSXR take?

The friction reducing kind! Sorry for the lag I was getting laid! i normally use Amsoil 20/50. A ton of guys keep trying to convince me to go with the Shell Rotella that costs $12/gal at Walmart but :idk:. I'm kinda stuck in my ways.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 03:38 PM

Your mother has an unpleasant odor, and is possibly unfavorable in sexual relations. Also, she uses a little too much salt in her spaghetti sauce.

There is NEVER "too much salt" when it comes to spaghetti sauce, motherfucker!

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 03:40 PM

Corey

06-04-2009, 03:40 PM

There is NEVER "too much salt" when it comes to spaghetti sauce, motherfucker!

Your sense of taste is questionable and your taste buds are wasted on anything better than Chef Boyardee.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 03:41 PM

How about I go put some NOS in his tank, then come back here and post about it :lol:

hey that's a great idea, and then it would spark another gun use flame war.

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 03:42 PM

What was that cute chick's website that did all the modeling with her road rash? Anyone remember that?
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 03:47 PM

Your sense of taste is questionable and your taste buds are wasted on anything better than Chef Boyardee.

Who told you about me and Chef? It was that fucking hypoglycemic bitch Aunt Jemima wasn't it? Look, just because we got a little drunk over at the Green Giant's house, smoked some bud with Lil Spout and did some experimenting doesn't mean we're fucking gay, alright?!? I am sick to death with all of you scurrilous and salacious accusations!!!

Krabill

06-04-2009, 03:49 PM

Brittany Morrow - http://www.myspace.com/brit2morrow

http://www.rockthegear.org

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 03:51 PM

FUCKIN OUCH. A year later and she still has a lot of pain from it.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4009/brittanymorrow.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brittanymorrow.jpg)
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 03:54 PM

What was that cute chick's website that did all the modeling with her road rash? Anyone remember that?

http://www.rockthegear.org/ Didn't think I'd know it did ya? :lol:

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 03:57 PM

http://www.rockthegear.org/ Didn't think I'd know it did ya? :lol:

Your ability to repost what Krabill already posted is astounding! Great job!
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 04:00 PM

Brittany Morrow - http://www.myspace.com/brit2morrow

http://www.rockthegear.org

Aw you beat me! Have you seen her other site? I wish that I had at least been wearing denim jeans and a denim jacket.com :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 04:01 PM

Your ability to repost what Krabill already posted is astounding! Great job!

Nah he beat me to it fair and square. He is indeed faster at the internet, congratulations to him!:lol:

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 04:05 PM

I guess I just don't understand the mentality is all. Mesh gear isn't any hotter than whatever else you might wear, and if you get the right color it is actually cooler than letting the sun beat down on you. I'm not opposed to taking risks or anything, or I wouldn't own a motorcycle. But a minute to put on some proper gear to save my skin (and some intense pain/recovery) if some idiot cager clips me, or I hit some gravel in a turn just seems like a no-brainer.

BTW, I didn't say I would think she's a moron for wearing jeans as you quoted me saying. I said I'd think she was a moron for wearing shorts and a tank top. Me personally, I never realized how worthless jeans can be for protection until I crashed in them.

Editted to add:
I've been part of the "online motorcycling community" since 2000 so I've heard all kinds of horror stories about people not wearing gear. The one that sticks out the most though is a member of the ZRXOA who was I guess what you'd probably refer to as a "gear nazi" Well, long story short he decided to not wear his gloves one day, got clipped by an unknown brown truck on the highway and destroyed his hands beyond use.

Unable to deal with all the things he couldn't do anymore he actually ended up killing himself and leaving his family behind to grieve. For me its the whole Murphy's Law thing.
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 04:09 PM

I guess I just don't understand the mentality is all. Mesh gear isn't any hotter than whatever else you might wear, and if you get the right color it is actually cooler than letting the sun beat down on you. I'm not opposed to taking risks or anything, or I wouldn't own a motorcycle. But a minute to put on some proper gear to save my skin (and some intense pain/recovery) if some idiot cager clips me, or I hit some gravel in a turn just seems like a no-brainer.

BTW, I didn't say I would think she's a moron for wearing jeans as you quoted me saying. I said I'd think she was a moron for wearing shorts and a tank top. Me personally, I never realized how worthless jeans can be for protection until I crashed in them.

yea but you started the debate with the statement that "jeans aren't any better than shorts". If jeans are the same as shorts in your mind then all the same rules and attitudes apply. Twisted isn't it? Oh well see you around. I'm gonna post pics of my new lid and then go to hooters for Bike Night, hmmm what should I wear?:lol:

Krabill

06-04-2009, 04:13 PM

Motherfuckin FLIP FLOPS!!!

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 04:14 PM

yea but you started the debate with the statement that "jeans aren't any better than shorts". If jeans are the same as shorts in your mind then all the same rules and attitudes apply. Twisted isn't it? Oh well see you around. I'm gonna post pics of my new lid and then go to hooters for Bike Night, hmmm what should I wear?:lol:

We've already covered it but as I stated jeans don't make a big enough of a difference to matter in a motorcycle wreck. I agreed that they do make a difference for the first inch or however long you estimate but after that the rash is going to be just as bad.

P.S. You started the debate with your original gear nazi comment. My only point was, "Hey, jeans aren't really that great, look what happened to my leg in a very minor accident with them"
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Rsv1000R

06-04-2009, 04:18 PM

I know it's going to get me in trouble, But I ride the Harley all the time in boots, gloves, jeans and a t-shirt if it's warm. I look at it as I'm not going that much faster most times than I did on my bicycle growing up. On my RSV I wear a leather jacket, gloves, boots and a helmet. IMO gear appropriate for the ride.

Corey

06-04-2009, 04:19 PM

Tigger, get your woman some leather already. Then take pics. Lots of pics. And spank her for being naughty girl. Get pics of that too.

http://www.frills-of-fancy.co.uk/images/uploads/HU33285-HU18286__large.jpg

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 04:19 PM

That chic has a mega jaw...
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 04:19 PM

We've already covered it but as I stated jeans don't make a big enough of a difference to matter in a motorcycle wreck. I agreed that they do make a difference for the first inch or however long you estimate but after that the rash is going to be just as bad.

P.S. You started the debate with your original gear nazi comment. My only point was, "Hey, jeans aren't really that great, look what happened to my leg in a very minor accident with them"

Nope, I started the argument by stating the I made my gf wear jeans to ride... I am such a bastard! I am so sorry for saying that.:lol:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 04:20 PM

P.S. You started the debate with your original gear nazi comment.

Werd. Tigger, dangle the carrot, but then act surprised when people bite! :lol:

Rsv1000R

06-04-2009, 04:21 PM

We've already covered it but as I stated jeans don't make a big enough of a difference to matter in a motorcycle wreck. I agreed that they do make a difference for the first inch or however long you estimate but after that the rash is going to be just as bad.

They made a difference in our crash, my roadrash wasn't as bad as the wifes. And now she has to wear long pants on the bike.

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 04:22 PM

They made a difference in our crash, my roadrash wasn't as bad as the wifes. And now she has to wear long pants on the bike.

Yup, depends on the slide.
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Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 04:24 PM

Werd. Tigger, dangle the carrot, but then act surprised when people bite! :lol:

I didn't "act surprised" by the gear nazi attack but i was surprised by the "jeans aren't better than nothing" tack the argument took. Almost every person I know rides with jeans 90%+ of the time.:idk:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 04:29 PM

I didn't "act surprised" by the gear nazi attack but i was surprised by the "jeans aren't better than nothing" tack the argument took. Almost every person I know rides with jeans 90%+ of the time.:idk:

:lol: Ok maybe act surprised was the wrong choice of words. You antagonize, but then cry foul when someone bites back. :lol: You can dish it out, but you can't take it.

(and I AGREE with ya that most of us wear jeans - absolutely.. I'm not disagreeing with your statement)

Kaneman

06-04-2009, 04:30 PM

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 04:56 PM

:lol: Ok maybe act surprised was the wrong choice of words. You antagonize, but then cry foul when someone bites back. :lol: You can dish it out, but you can't take it.

(and I AGREE with ya that most of us wear jeans - absolutely.. I'm not disagreeing with your statement)

Shit, very few take more shit on this forum than I do! I don't understand why you think I can't take it? It doesn't bother me in the least. If I act butt hurt, it's just part of the show. Really who cares?:idk:

Besides, how did I antagonize? I posted some pics and they came in with their gear or nothing attitude. I expected it but I don't see how I brought it on by saying that I make her wear jeans...:idk: I mean that is all I did initially right?

First post;

I mentioned this in the GF Gear thread... this is how my gf shows up to ride. I am by far not a gear nazi and will occasionally go with out my jacket/boots depending on destination, weather and type of ride but I had to tell her that jeans are mandatory on any ride over a very casual moped-like pace. Hopefully, things will change when she gets her own gear Fri.

Kaneman reply;

If she wouldn't go as far as wearing a jacket and some over pants I wouldn't even bother making her change into jeans...they're about as protective as a pair of cotton panties.

This is my leg after a wreck, my jeans came apart as soon as I made contact with the pavement leaving my bare leg to slide along.

Krabill reply;

I was gonna say . . . you insist on jeans? They aren't really any better than the shorts she has on right now.

This is exactly the order things started... and I caused this how?:lol:

neebelung

06-04-2009, 04:58 PM

blah blah blah
whine whine whine
moan groan, moan groan

Methinks you doth protest too much. :lol:

And dammit, you didn't even thank me for the awesomely more appropriate thread title! :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:00 PM

Methinks you doth protest too much. :lol:

Haha METHINKS that you need to find something else to do than stick up for a couple of guys that are capable of taking care of themselves AND who started it in the first place.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:05 PM

Methinks you doth protest too much. :lol:

And dammit, you didn't even thank me for the awesomely more appropriate thread title! :lol:

Oh and I like the way a mod abuses her power to change my thread title, while telling me that I can't take shit. Then she expects me to "thank" her for it...nice.

CrazyKell

06-04-2009, 05:06 PM

Methinks a lot of people have too much time on their hands! :lol:

Ninjakel

06-04-2009, 05:08 PM

someone's got a sandy bergina

unknownroad

06-04-2009, 05:12 PM

Tigger, get your woman some leather already. Then take pics. Lots of pics. And spank her for being naughty girl. Get pics of that too.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0675.jpg

MMMmmmmmm hmmmmmmm :dthumb:

wildchild

06-04-2009, 05:13 PM

Oh and I like the way a mod abuses her power to change my thread title, while telling me that I can't take shit. Then she expects me to "thank" her for it...nice.

well technically you're the one who said you were off gettin laid..........therefore you must be boinking the aforementioned squid who is apparently very much female making her a squidette......:lol

askmrjesus

06-04-2009, 05:14 PM

Oh and I like the way a mod abuses her power to change my thread title, while telling me that I can't take shit. Then she expects me to "thank" her for it...nice.

Yeah, it's obvious you can handle a little shit thrown your way, without wadding your panties up tighter than a twisty-poodle balloon.

THE NERVE! :lmao:

JC

tommymac

06-04-2009, 05:15 PM

Methinks a lot of people have too much time on their hands! :lol:

If the ER is slow tonight this thread will help me pass the time :lol:

Tom

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:21 PM

If the ER is slow tonight this thread will help me pass the time :lol:

Tom

Yea it's been funny for sure!

well technically you're the one who said you were off gettin laid..........therefore you must be boinking the aforementioned squid who is apparently very much female making her a squidette......:lol

True... okay I guess that all is good!:lol:

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0675.jpg

MMMmmmmmm hmmmmmmm :dthumb:

Thanks, I'm okay with this!

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:23 PM

someone's got a sandy bergina

Nah I just like arguing about shit!

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:28 PM

Methinks a lot of people have too much time on their hands! :lol:

Ah it's fucking raining! :(

tached1000rr

06-04-2009, 05:30 PM

Yes, let me get a big mac extra value meal with a coke please.....

Ok, I just wanted at least one post within this thread:lol:

the chi

06-04-2009, 05:32 PM

Yes, let me get a big mac extra value meal with a coke please.....

Ok, I just wanted at least one post within this thread:lol:

Thanks dude, now Im hungry. :lol:

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:36 PM

Yes, let me get a big mac extra value meal with a coke please.....

Ok, I just wanted at least one post within this thread:lol:

Man I hate Coke AND Big Macs! Mountain Dew and a Whopper with heavy pickle for me please!

the chi

06-04-2009, 05:41 PM

Nah Double Chzbgr no onions FTMFW!!!

Corey

06-04-2009, 05:54 PM

Nah Double Chzbgr no onions FTMFW!!!

No no no no no. Double quarter pounder with cheese, plain (no onions, pickles, ketchup), add Big Mac Sauce.

Fundamental Twinkie Warehouse.

Amber Lamps

06-04-2009, 05:59 PM

No no no no no. Double quarter pounder with cheese, plain (no onions, pickles, ketchup), add Big Mac Sauce.

Fundamental Twinkie Warehouse.

You know what? Fuck you guys, I'm going to Popeye's for some chicken, red beans and rice, and a strawberry Fanta. See ya!

Corey

06-04-2009, 06:01 PM

You know what? Fuck you guys, I'm going to Popeye's for some chicken, red beans and rice, and a strawberry Fanta. See ya!

Ah yes, Popeye's. All the fail of KFC with all the class of Church's Chicken. A true perfect storm of shit and bile. :dthumb:

Archren

06-04-2009, 06:02 PM

Thanks! I'd love to try something out like that. I'm a little afraid I'll get hooked though. :tremble: Have fun at the Gap.

Oh and as for the rest of this thread.....I've never put someone on ignore on either CF or this site....but I've also never come so close! :lmao:

This is why I don't think I missed out on all that much in the 3 weeks I was gone for training. :lol:

Oh, and just because I, too, like to poke the anthill with a stick...

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