Why is it...

[JoshuaTree]

:bash:

That the sound of glass breaking is the most effective way to wake me up? I hate having to wake Mr. Glock and Mr. Body Armor at this hour and take them for a walk around my duplex just to make sure I'm not being robbed...

:td: :nono:

(I'd have to be that it was a drunk neighbor... :idk: I hope...:tt:)

[Angee]

Wow...glad you're ok and it wasn't you getting robbed! I hate when stuff like that happens...

[Particle Man]

please tell me you don't sleep next to Mr. Glock and Mr. Body Armor :lol:

[Archren]

please tell me you don't sleep next to Mr. Glock and Mr. Body Armor :lol:

And what, pray tell, would be wrong with that? :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

And what, pray tell, would be wrong with that? :lol:

Oh nothing...

[t-homo]

I would say it should be Ms. Glock, but then your gun would be a bitch. :lol:

[Particle Man]

And what, pray tell, would be wrong with that? :lol:

:lol: nothing

[Gas Man]

I was sleeping with my glock this past weekend... all due to crazy neighbor guy.

At home it sits on my nitestand

[neebelung]

And what, pray tell, would be wrong with that? :lol:

Nothing.







(as long as he doesn't also kiss them goodnight, and tuck them into beddy bye. :lol: )

[Particle Man]

Nothing.







(as long as he doesn't also kiss them goodnight, and tuck them into beddy bye. :lol: )

the unspoken part of my post :lol:

[JoshuaTree]

Drunk neighbor locked out by his wife FTMFL. :tt:

And no, said items are put away in their proper places, but are still accessible for quick use. ;) As for the gender identification, its more owing to its "speech" pattern - direct, to the point, spoken with authority. :rofl: :poke:



:scared:

[JoshuaTree]

... (as long as he doesn't also kiss them goodnight, and tuck them into beddy bye. :lol: )

Rest assured that the answer to that is NO. :D

[Amorok]

Body armor, huh? I might look into that. Even funnier than me walking around my house naked with a shotgun is doing it in a rescue vest.