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Trip
06-09-2009, 02:37 PM
http://www.yahoo.com/s/1083405

GARNER, N.C. – Officials now say only two people are unaccounted for after an explosion at a Slim Jim meat products plant in North Carolina.

Emergency Medical Services official Jeffrey Hammerstein says a third person initially declared missing was found and went to the hospital along with 20 other people. He says authorities were still searching for two others but it wasn't clear whether they were inside the building.

Hammerstein said five injured people were tagged as priority patients with serious conditions.

Several workers reported hearing an explosion before the collapse, and Garner Mayor Ronnie Williams says injuries ranged from burns to smoke inhalation. Emergency crews were keeping people away
Particle Man
06-09-2009, 02:41 PM
http://www.yahoo.com/s/1083405

:wtf: would be able to explode at a Slim-Jim factory? :eek:

One more reason to avoid processed food :tremble:
AquaPython
06-09-2009, 02:45 PM
library skills got ya down ?
Trip
06-09-2009, 02:47 PM
:wtf: would be able to explode at a Slim-Jim factory? :eek:

One more reason to avoid processed food :tremble:

The macho man of course, he explodes on you like a 1000 atom bombs.

No kidding, makes you think about what they put in your food.
Rider
06-09-2009, 03:01 PM
Could have been a methane leak.... You know all that animal fat being digested by the 400lbs line worker... And the red neck trailer trash standing next to him smoking.
LeeNetworX
06-09-2009, 03:33 PM
:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXTagE7BtRU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Egoogle%2Ecom%2Fvideosear ch%3Fgbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26newwindow%3D 1%26q%3Dmacho%2520man%2520slim%2520jim%26ndsp%3D20 %26ie%3DUTF%2D8%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Div&feature=player_embedded
marko138
06-09-2009, 03:39 PM
The macho man of course, he explodes on you like a 1000 atom bombs.

No kidding, makes you think about what they put in your food.
:bigrofl:
AquaPython
06-09-2009, 03:47 PM
lulz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL3Z6Lajzw4&feature=player_embedded
Amber Lamps
06-09-2009, 04:17 PM
:wtf: would be able to explode at a Slim-Jim factory? :eek:

One more reason to avoid processed food :tremble:

Natural gas, grease, several of the different ingredients...:idk: I know that Slim Jims burn!:lol:
askmrjesus
06-09-2009, 04:20 PM
I know that Slim Jims burn!:lol:

Dude, you're not supposed to put 'em in your ass!

JC
Archren
06-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Dude, you're not supposed to put 'em in your ass!

JC

It's a time-delay fuse. :lol:
wildchild
06-09-2009, 04:58 PM
Dude, you're not supposed to put 'em in your ass!

JC

ED told him start small. :lol
Homeslice
06-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Ultimate Warrior > Macho Man
Archren
06-09-2009, 05:05 PM
ED told him start small. :lol

snort :rofl:
Particle Man
06-09-2009, 05:10 PM
ED told him start small. :lol

hahahahahahahahahahahaha :lmao:
Homeslice
06-09-2009, 05:26 PM
ED told him start small. :lol

Like a VFR800?
Trip
06-09-2009, 05:54 PM
Ultimate Warrior > Macho Man

Ultimate Warrior was ultimately ghey just like his rainbows he was always sporting
Homeslice
06-09-2009, 05:56 PM
But his intro music rocked
askmrjesus
06-09-2009, 06:38 PM
ED told him start small. :lol

:lmao:

Is it safe sex, if you leave the wrapper on?

JC
z06boy
06-10-2009, 10:33 AM
Road Warriors > Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior :lol:

http://www.eternalcollector.com/joeharvey/Road-Warriors-1.jpg

http://i21.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/25/e0/46e4_2.JPG

http://www.wrestlingrevealed.com/images/merchandise/200/warrior-01.jpg

Ok this thread has taken a ghey turn...I'm done. :lol
Archren
06-10-2009, 10:37 AM
Ok this thread has taken a ghey turn...I'm done. :lol



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI
z06boy
06-10-2009, 10:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI

:lol:
Particle Man
06-10-2009, 01:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxZ2FKwQdI

:lmao:
Avatard
06-10-2009, 02:16 PM
:lmao:

Is it safe sex, if you leave the wrapper on?

JC

Probably not really, but I would imagine it preserves the integrity of the midnight snack...
Particle Man
06-10-2009, 02:18 PM
Probably not really, but I would imagine it preserves the integrity of the midnight snack...

or midnight snatch
wildchild
06-10-2009, 02:39 PM
:lmao:

Is it safe sex, if you leave the wrapper on?

JC


It would prolly stop the burn :)
Particle Man
06-10-2009, 03:18 PM
It would prolly stop the burn :)

So would penicillin :lol: