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Sixxxxer
06-13-2009, 12:50 AM
Ever Just Follow Someone Knowing Full well they SHOULD get pulled over, then they DO get pulled over?? :lol

I was on my way home from work this evening, Its the same 48 mile drive I take every night so I know where the cops are and how fast I can go safely without causing trouble...Well Captain BMW In front of me decides he wants to push the Limit a little...Speed limit is 55, I set my Cruise everyday I go to and from work at 60...No more no less, and Pass state troopers all day long wihtout so much as a blink of an eye.

Well this jerkoff wants to do 70...I was REALLY antsy to get home so I said ok Captain BMW lets set it at 65...He was pulling away at a pretty good clip...Not 2 miles up the road on an uphill crest...Here comes Mr State Trooper like clockwork...He passes Captain BMW...Hard on the Brakes...Passes Me, I use my cruise control to slow to 60...State Trooper turns around gets behind me, I pull over to the shoulder he Blows by me and Lights up the Cherries...

I literally chuckled the entire way home.

Now If I was on the Bike...There may have been a Diff story behind all of this

:didntdo:

CrazyKell
06-13-2009, 09:50 AM
I often wonder if the people I see driving like absolute jerk off's on the highway ever get pulled over. Nice to see someone actually saw it!

Lamnidae
06-13-2009, 09:52 AM
I often wonder if the people I see driving like absolute jerk off's on the highway ever get pulled over. Nice to see someone actually saw it!

yeah same here...

I see the dipshits in the BMW's Jags and Mercedez driving like bat's outta hell (seirously if you paid that much for a nice vehicle, would you treat it that way?)..... and I just say as I watch them shoot by me. "Thta's fine, you go catch that trooper up ahead..."



i think i've only seen that happen like once, and it was back home in Tx.

askmrjesus
06-13-2009, 11:37 AM
70 in a 55 zone?

THE HORROR!

It sounds like a very traumatic experience, are you sure you're OK? :lol:

JC

Sixxxxer
06-13-2009, 11:41 AM
Im fine...The jerkoff in the BMW Was going 70...I was only going a mere 65...LMAO.

And Staties around here are tough...15 over is no joke to them

tommymac
06-13-2009, 11:44 AM
I did a few months ago. I was going home from the ER on a sun morning. Speed limit in NYC is 50, I was humming along at around 65 (also know where the cops hide. ) Anyway a BMW passes me and they were fookin moving so much my car shook as they passed me. I am figuring they were going well over 100. few seconds later a hwy cop blows by me just as fast, I figure man someones in trouble if he catches them. By the time I caught up to the scene the driver was out and in cuffs already. City hwy doesnt cut anyone a break so I know this guy was screwed.

Tom

Sixxxxer
06-13-2009, 11:48 AM
I've seen a chase Well...An Attempt of a chase.

Guy in a c5 ZO6 was Fucking HAULING ass down 295...I mean he made me look like i was standing still it was Silly...

a Full Minute later FOUR Staties were Hauling ass...Dude was out...Couple miles down the road I see them all pulled over probably talking shit b/c they couldnt catch the guy...He ducked off an exit and just ran.

I've ran from the Police Twice, Both times I was like WTF Am I doing...Then I got away and vowed I'd never do it again...But If I knew where I was and KNEW I could duck off an exit and run..I probably would...Most cops arent kind when they see you barreling down the highway at 100+

Which leads me to ask...If your a cop and a bike blows by you at 130+...think he would even Budge??

tommymac
06-13-2009, 12:01 PM
I've seen a chase Well...An Attempt of a chase.

Guy in a c5 ZO6 was Fucking HAULING ass down 295...I mean he made me look like i was standing still it was Silly...

a Full Minute later FOUR Staties were Hauling ass...Dude was out...Couple miles down the road I see them all pulled over probably talking shit b/c they couldnt catch the guy...He ducked off an exit and just ran.

I've ran from the Police Twice, Both times I was like WTF Am I doing...Then I got away and vowed I'd never do it again...But If I knew where I was and KNEW I could duck off an exit and run..I probably would...Most cops arent kind when they see you barreling down the highway at 100+

Which leads me to ask...If your a cop and a bike blows by you at 130+...think he would even Budge??

Some cops I have spoken to wont even bother since they wont be able to catch them. With my luck I would come across the one that would come after me. In and around NYC I am better off taking my chances with the pba cards and hospital ED. Once the see your an ER guy they change their tune since we take care of them if theyre hurt. Plus I wont be doing 150 down a major hwy so whatever they try to get me for will be relativeley minor.

Tom

Sixxxxer
06-13-2009, 12:07 PM
Yeah I wouldnt Fuck around with NYC Police.

I've always wanted to ride up to the City at like 2am though and do a latenight photoshoot around parts of the city...

Gas Man
06-14-2009, 02:32 PM
Which leads me to ask...If your a cop and a bike blows by you at 130+...think he would even Budge??

I have expierenced this... blew by a cop at abt 125 or so... looked in the mirror and he was pulling out. I'm thinking WTF... its nearly dark, the cruiser (crown vic) is limited at 135... by pure math if I just maintained my speed by the time he got to 100 I'd have a couple mile jump on him easy. I twist the throttle and now going 150-170... straight highway. Pure stupid but better than being caugt at 125 in a 70.

And I never ever got off the highway when running... that is what they expect. Instead...160+ and just go on my merry way.

Antwanny
06-14-2009, 09:54 PM
70 in a 55 zone?

THE HORROR!

It sounds like a very traumatic experience, are you sure you're OK? :lol:

JC

i may or may not have been going 55-65(not sure) in a 25 which i may or may not have done on 1 wheel whilst going through a neighbor hood in front of 2 fine officers of the law. SHitting my pants the whoel time thinking fuck fuck fuck im gonna get arrested fat ass ticket and TL goes to the evil impound yard. By some stroke of luck and knowing 1 of the officers i got off with a warning and a throrough explanation on how picking me up with a snowshovel would be a bad thing.

wildchild
06-15-2009, 10:14 AM
Ever Just Follow Someone Knowing Full well they SHOULD get pulled over, then they DO get pulled over?? :lol



:didntdo:


Yep. the day a jerk off made a left turn in front of me at a red light. happened to be a cop sitting on the red. I seen her turn on the berries after I went through the intersection. I went around the block and yep she had him. Gave her a wave as I went by.

the chi
06-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Yep, theres always a serene sense of satisfaction and the "sigh" of Karma in that. I may drive fast, but I hate people who drive fast and like assholes. I love seeing them blow by me, already knowing the cop is sitting just around the corner. :lol:

I have expierenced this... blew by a cop at abt 125 or so... looked in the mirror and he was pulling out. I'm thinking WTF... its nearly dark, the cruiser (crown vic) is limited at 135... by pure math if I just maintained my speed by the time he got to 100 I'd have a couple mile jump on him easy. I twist the throttle and now going 150-170... straight highway. Pure stupid but better than being caugt at 125 in a 70.

And I never ever got off the highway when running... that is what they expect. Instead...160+ and just go on my merry way.

And this is where, down here, they break out the roadblocks and the helicopters and airplanes just to track and make sure the roadblock is in the right spot! :lol:

Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 12:07 PM
I have expierenced this... blew by a cop at abt 125 or so... looked in the mirror and he was pulling out. I'm thinking WTF... its nearly dark, the cruiser (crown vic) is limited at 135... by pure math if I just maintained my speed by the time he got to 100 I'd have a couple mile jump on him easy. I twist the throttle and now going 150-170... straight highway. Pure stupid but better than being caugt at 125 in a 70.

And I never ever got off the highway when running... that is what they expect. Instead...160+ and just go on my merry way.


I usually wait about 2 to 3 exits and get off. I then ride at the speed limit to my destination or stop somewhere and take a break. If you continue to speed down the same highway, you're asking for multiple contacts. IMHO. I have video of us running from the cops when we were filming "626 Michigan Mayhem" and 1096. It's almost tragic the difference in acceleration and speed between a bike and a cop car.

fasternyou929
06-15-2009, 02:39 PM
Threads like this always remind me of George Carlin:Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I may drive fast, but I hate people who drive fast and like assholes.What? I've read this about 10 times and I don't get what you're saying.

LeeNetworX
06-15-2009, 02:46 PM
Threads like this always remind me of George Carlin:
What? I've read this about 10 times and I don't get what you're saying.

The Chi drives fast, and hates people with anal fixation that speed.

the chi
06-15-2009, 02:47 PM
Threads like this always remind me of George Carlin:
What? I've read this about 10 times and I don't get what you're saying.

:lol: It is meant to be read: "I drive fast, but I hate people who drive fast and drive like assholes."

Reading your quote of it is kinda funny...I dont care if people like assholes :wink:, I just hate it when they drive like assholes.

askmrjesus
06-15-2009, 02:49 PM
What? I've read this about 10 times and I don't get what you're saying.

Fast = OK.

Asshole = not OK.

JC

unknownroad
06-15-2009, 03:29 PM
No, they NEVER do :bash:
Of course, the ones i'm thinking of (as in, if I were a cop, I'd pull them over) are the ones doing 45 in a 55, slowing down even further every time they see an oncoming car, crossing the center line and going off the shoulder... at 9 in the morning on a work day :panic:

Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 07:36 PM
No, they NEVER do :bash:
Of course, the ones i'm thinking of (as in, if I were a cop, I'd pull them over) are the ones doing 45 in a 55, slowing down even further every time they see an oncoming car, crossing the center line and going off the shoulder... at 9 in the morning on a work day :panic:

I personally hate people that don't stop for stop signs. grrr...

Gas Man
06-16-2009, 12:29 AM
I usually wait about 2 to 3 exits and get off. I then ride at the speed limit to my destination or stop somewhere and take a break. If you continue to speed down the same highway, you're asking for multiple contacts. IMHO. I have video of us running from the cops when we were filming "626 Michigan Mayhem" and 1096. It's almost tragic the difference in acceleration and speed between a bike and a cop car.
They aren't that fly up here...