View Full Version : Gee my wife is such a squid!
Kaneman
06-13-2009, 10:13 PM
Here's how my wife showed up to ride today in the 95 degree heat. Now, I'm no gear nazi or anything but I told her to ditch those textiles and put some damn jeans on!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/IMG_0730.jpg
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shmike
06-13-2009, 10:45 PM
:deadhorse:
I liked Tigger's pics better. :idk:
Dragonpaco
06-13-2009, 10:51 PM
Here's how my wife showed up to ride today in the 95 degree heat. Now, I'm no gear nazi or anything but I told her to ditch those textiles and put some damn jeans on!
fake wife, fake gear i call bs
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 02:30 AM
:deadhorse:
I liked Tigger's pics better. :idk:
Seriously? Man I thought that chick looked HOT!:drool: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::l:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 02:36 AM
Here's how my wife showed up to ride today in the 95 degree heat. Now, I'm no gear nazi or anything but I told her to ditch those textiles and put some damn jeans on!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/IMG_0730.jpg
She looks more like a steamed lobster!:lol: Anyway, good for you bro! You're definitely taking the "high road" on this topic.:lol: Besides, I'd probably take more interest in what this chick wears to ride if she wasn't just some cheap fuck I was boning! Yeesh, what do I care what she wears?:idk: I have gear, lots of gear, and I've offered it to her. If she chooses not to wear it, who cares? She's been riding since she was a little girl here in NC and doesn't want to wear anything beyond a helmet, gloves, jacket and jeans. Her skin, her choice I say.:rockwoot:
She's been riding since she was a little girl here in NC and doesn't want to wear anything beyond a helmet, gloves, jacket and jeans. Her skin, her choice I say.:rockwoot:
OH MY GOD! Dont tell the ex cf'ers that people should be able to choose what they wear when they ride! Or that they should be able to buy whichever motorcycle they want. The gear nazi's will team up with the start small nazi's, and first thing you know, they'll all have their hands on their hips staring right at you telling you what a bad man you are. You better hope she has MSF too, or they might POINT at you while they bitch!
:lol
cbrchick
06-14-2009, 06:32 AM
Besides, I'd probably take more interest in what this chick wears to ride if she wasn't just some cheap fuck I was boning!:
Are you being serious? This is how you talk about your "girlfriend"?
Kaneman
06-14-2009, 09:25 AM
haha, CLASSY!
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Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 10:55 AM
OH MY GOD! Dont tell the ex cf'ers that people should be able to choose what they wear when they ride! Or that they should be able to buy whichever motorcycle they want. The gear nazi's will team up with the start small nazi's, and first thing you know, they'll all have their hands on their hips staring right at you telling you what a bad man you are. You better hope she has MSF too, or they might POINT at you while they bitch!
:lol
You've apparently missed the previous threads...:lol:
haha, CLASSY!
Come on, ya gotta admit that shit was funny!:lol:
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 11:01 AM
Are you being serious? This is how you talk about your "girlfriend"?
Where have YOU been? That's how I talk about ALL females! They're worthless to me beyond the 15-30 minutes worth of pleasure they can afford me during sex!
Hahahaha! Don't be a sucker! I was just arguing FOR women in the other thread! I'm totally just kidding. I figured I'd actually take a joke for a joke in stead of starting a pissing match like they did in my thread!:lol:
azoomm
06-14-2009, 11:23 AM
They're worthless to me beyond the 2-3 seconds worth of pleasure they can afford me during sex!
Fixed it for you :nee:
:lol:
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 11:26 AM
Fixed it for you :nee:
:lol:
Uhuh... Why don't you get on that torture rack and run on over here and we'll see just how much you can take sweetie cakes!:lol: Oh and thanks I'm already "fixed"!
Kaneman
06-14-2009, 11:55 AM
Come on, ya gotta admit that shit was funny!:lol:
:lol
Good times Tigger, good times!
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Homeslice
06-14-2009, 12:57 PM
The real question is, how long was this ride? If it was a real "ride" then yeah, it makes sense to gear up. But what about short trips to the store or something? or do you guys just use your car for those? :lol:
A serious question for the "gear all the time" advocates here, do you ever use your bike for real transportation, not just for fun? For example, if you had to use your bike to get to the drug store only 2 miles away, would you put on a suit? You'd be 1 in a million then, because I've never known any rider who does that.
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 01:10 PM
The real question is, how long was this ride? If it was a real "ride" then yeah, it makes sense to gear up. But what about short trips, or do you guys just use your car for those? :lol:
If you had to use your bike to go to the drug store, would you put on a suit? You'd be 1 in a million then, because I've never known any rider who does that.
Well then they weren't "real riders"!:lol: That's my point too. I can't imagine putting all that on just to run to Blockbuster, the Mall or whatever but I respect their right to do so if they wish. I just wish they would respect my right not to wear all that if I wish without calling me names or disrespecting me. I remember when it was "acceptable" to wear jeans to ride but now you're a "squid" even in a helmet, jacket, gloves, boots with jeans.:idk: I don't think the "gear nazi" types will ever truly be happy until all of us wear full racing suits to cross the street. These are probably the same people that dress their kids up like gladiators to ride their bikes around the yard!:lol:
Kaneman
06-14-2009, 01:31 PM
The real question is, how long was this ride? If it was a real "ride" then yeah, it makes sense to gear up. But what about short trips to the store or something? or do you guys just use your car for those? :lol:
A serious question for the "gear all the time" advocates here, do you ever use your bike for real transportation, not just for fun? For example, if you had to use your bike to get to the drug store only 2 miles away, would you put on a suit? You'd be 1 in a million then, because I've never known any rider who does that.
I have gone twice in my life without even having a car. In fact, I've been car-less since April until just yesterday. Rain or shine I was always on the bike and I was always wearing "full gear". I also commuted 90% of the time on my bike. 30 seconds to throw on some over pants is not a big deal to me.
Everyone is always talking about "suits." I've never even owned a leather suit. I have a few different textile jackets and over pants that work with whatever the weather is. As far as it not making sense to put on pants to go to the drug store, excluding my cross country trip the two times I've gone down on my bike were within a 2 mile radius of my house. Once on the ZRX in the rain and once on my Magna in the gravel.
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Kaneman
06-14-2009, 01:34 PM
Well then they weren't "real riders"!:lol: That's my point too. I can't imagine putting all that on just to run to Blockbuster, the Mall or whatever but I respect their right to do so if they wish. I just wish they would respect my right not to wear all that if I wish without calling me names or disrespecting me. I remember when it was "acceptable" to wear jeans to ride but now you're a "squid" even in a helmet, jacket, gloves, boots with jeans.:idk: I don't think the "gear nazi" types will ever truly be happy until all of us wear full racing suits to cross the street. These are probably the same people that dress their kids up like gladiators to ride their bikes around the yard!:lol:
I hope not cause I don't own a full racing suit and don't plan on buying one. I personally don't recall calling you any names.
I don't think its squidly to wear jeans, my point was that jeans do not offer any suitable protection. In regard to the riding in the yard comment, I'd wager that I have more miles behind the bars than you.
I like to wear my overpants in the summer cause I can wear shorts under them and be all breezy.
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Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 02:16 PM
I hope not cause I don't own a full racing suit and don't plan on buying one. I personally don't recall calling you any names.
I don't think its squidly to wear jeans, my point was that jeans do not offer any suitable protection. In regard to the riding in the yard comment, I'd wager that I have more miles behind the bars than you.
I like to wear my overpants in the summer cause I can wear shorts under them and be all breezy.
Oh and you're not the only person in the world, so every comment does not pertain to you... :lol: Don't worry about it, I have a similar problem myself.:lol:
I think that jeans are "better than nothing" and adequate depending on the circumstances but I never said that they are as good as armored riding pants. You may have more miles than I do but it's gonna be close. I've been riding on the street since I was 16, I'm 44 now. I ride everywhere, all the time. I've also ridden track, dirt, etc. As soon as the snow was off the road, I'd bundle up like the Michelin man and go out. I grew up rather poor so there have been many,many years that I haven't owned a car and a bike was my sole transportation. When I was younger and owned a cruiser, I routinely took extremely long trips on my bike. El Paso to LA. El Paso to Las Vegas. Nuremberg to Regansburg (all around Germany, actually), etc . I average 10-15,000 miles a year even now so not as much as some people but a ton more than others. Oh and the riding in the yard was aimed at people that "gear-up" their kids to ride bicycles in the yard, I thought that was pretty clear... I guess not.:sorry:
Fleck750
06-14-2009, 02:35 PM
The real question is, how long was this ride? If it was a real "ride" then yeah, it makes sense to gear up. But what about short trips to the store or something? or do you guys just use your car for those? :lol:
A serious question for the "gear all the time" advocates here, do you ever use your bike for real transportation, not just for fun? For example, if you had to use your bike to get to the drug store only 2 miles away, would you put on a suit? You'd be 1 in a million then, because I've never known any rider who does that.
I knew I was one in a million!! :D
Yes, I'm one of those all the gear people, no matter where I'm going. The gas station is a half mile from my house and I gear up just to put gas in the bike. :D
And it is my main transportation, 50 miles round trip everyday. Last bike I had I put 22,000 on it the first year.
I've had my wreck, will probably have more. I'm old and ugly to begin with, having half my face missing isn't gonna help any. :hangman:
Kaneman
06-14-2009, 03:18 PM
Holy shit dude, are you really that old?
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Fleck750
06-14-2009, 03:30 PM
Holy shit dude, are you really that old?
Naw, I'm 15 years older than my 30 year old bike. :cool:
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/shdwbtch/750%20restoration/febride2-1.jpg
Kaneman
06-14-2009, 03:33 PM
Naw, I'm 15 years older than my 30 year old bike. :cool:
haha, no I was asking Tigger.
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Fleck750
06-14-2009, 03:36 PM
haha, no I was asking Tigger.
Oops. But I got to show my spiker biker, so it's OK. Just ignore the old woman on it. :p
Homeslice
06-14-2009, 04:17 PM
I knew I was one in a million!! :D
Yes, I'm one of those all the gear people, no matter where I'm going. The gas station is a half mile from my house and I gear up just to put gas in the bike. :D
From your photo I am assuming you mean jacket, helmet, boots and gloves...........And that's what I always wear too. But I never wear overpants or suit pants unless I'm going on a "real" ride.
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 06:19 PM
Naw, I'm 15 years older than my 30 year old bike. :cool:
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/shdwbtch/750%20restoration/febride2-1.jpg
Well, I hate to break the news to you baby but you're on the wrong side of this debate. "Full Gear" now consists of helmet, jacket, gloves, riding boots AND armored riding pants which you clearly are missing in this picture. Anyone who wears less than that to get on any motorcycle to go anywhere is a squid, stupid, ignorant, uninformed, uneducated and just plain foolish! The latest round of "debate" was started when I "confessed" to allowing my girlfriend to wear jeans when we rode together. Kaneman and Krabill, with some lesser support from others, have stated that jeans offer absolutely zero crash protection. I maintain that they offer better protection than nothing. You are now up to speed.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 06:22 PM
Holy shit dude, are you really that old?
Yep! You still want to maintain that you have more miles and motorcycle experience than I do?:wink: The first bike I've ever owned was a 1972 Yamaha 250 "enduro", were you even born then?:lol:
Adeptus_Minor
06-14-2009, 07:31 PM
In regard to the riding in the yard comment, I'd wager that I have more miles behind the bars than Adeptus_Minor.
There you go.
That's a pissing contest you'll win every time. :dthumb: :lol:
CrazyKell
06-14-2009, 10:18 PM
Why don't we just end this pissing contest right now. Everyone involved can post pics of their junk and we'll see who's got the bigger package.
:deadhorse:
:lmao:
Kaneman
06-14-2009, 10:49 PM
Why don't we just end this pissing contest right now. Everyone involved can post pics of their junk and we'll see who's got the bigger package.
:deadhorse:
:lmao:
I would but I don't have a wide angle lens.
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Particle Man
06-14-2009, 11:22 PM
Why don't we just end this pissing contest right now. Everyone involved can post pics of their junk and we'll see who's got the bigger package.
:deadhorse:
:lmao:
that would need to be offset by about a million pictures of boobs.
Fleck750
06-14-2009, 11:22 PM
Can somebody loan me a Suzuki so I can look like a real squid? :D
And not a M109, either. :hitfan:
I would love to get a set of riding pants. As soon as I can get my truck running, and know I have a job so I can stop saving money to keep a roof over my head. :cool:
Maybe you can start a collection for me? :lmao:
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 11:56 PM
Can somebody loan me a Suzuki so I can look like a real squid? :D
And not a M109, either. :hitfan:
I would love to get a set of riding pants. As soon as I can get my truck running, and know I have a job so I can stop saving money to keep a roof over my head. :cool:
Maybe you can start a collection for me? :lmao:
If you can't afford "proper gear" little missy then you shouldn't ride!!!:nee: Hey, people have actually said that to me on this and the old forum...:lol: Doesn't that take some balls? To actually tell someone that they should not be allowed to ride until they have achieved YOUR standard of gear!:lol: It boggles the mind!
Amber Lamps
06-14-2009, 11:58 PM
I would but I don't have a wide angle lens.
I would need a panorama camera!:lol:
LeeNetworX
06-15-2009, 08:00 AM
that would need to be offset by about a million pictures of boobs.
Wrong - junk for junk. Boobs wouldn't cut it.
EpyonXero
06-15-2009, 09:26 AM
Why don't we just end this pissing contest right now. Everyone involved can post pics of their junk and we'll see who's got the bigger package.
:deadhorse:
:lmao:
Keep your fantasies out of this :redflip
Kaneman
06-15-2009, 09:54 AM
I would need a panorama camera!:lol:
Dude, I do have a panorama app on my iPhone...maybe I could use that? lol
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Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 09:55 AM
Dude, I do have a panorama app on my iPhone...maybe I could use that? lol
Well do you have the triple protection case for you I-Phone?
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And your "wife's"
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wildchild
06-15-2009, 09:59 AM
Here's how my wife showed up to ride today in the 95 degree heat. Now, I'm no gear nazi or anything but I told her to ditch those textiles and put some damn jeans on!
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/IMG_0730.jpg
Are you seriously that fixated on what someone else who is no where near you, will never ride with you, and you will probably never see in person wears while they ride?
get a life dude. enjoy your ride, and dress the way that you are comfortable with. Let others make their own decisions.
Kaneman
06-15-2009, 12:01 PM
Are you seriously that fixated on what someone else who is no where near you, will never ride with you, and you will probably never see in person wears while they ride?
get a life dude. enjoy your ride, and dress the way that you are comfortable with. Let others make their own decisions.
Yes I am. And bugging Tigger is my life. I refuse to let others make their own decisions!!!!!!
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Kaneman
06-15-2009, 12:06 PM
Well do you have the triple protection case for you I-Phone?
http://www.otterbox.com/iphone-cases/iphone-3g-defender-case/
I have to keep my iPhone wrapped in foil at all times so those cases won't work. BAH!
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Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 12:09 PM
I have to keep my iPhone wrapped in foil at all times so those cases won't work. BAH!
Oh... okay...
Yamerhaw
06-16-2009, 01:39 AM
I confess...50% of the time I wear helmet,jacket,gloves,boots, and.......JEANS!
but i do wear the leathers, gauntlet gloves, etc if i know i'm gonna ride hard or if i just have a feeling that i should
one of my buddies wears his leathers anywhere he goes on his bike, and it has saved his ass about 3 times...
so of course you're better off wearing full gear, but i dont really care what people wear, and in Tigger's woman's case....the less the better!
Amber Lamps
06-16-2009, 02:12 AM
I confess...50% of the time I wear helmet,jacket,gloves,boots, and.......JEANS!
but i do wear the leathers, gauntlet gloves, etc if i know i'm gonna ride hard or if i just have a feeling that i should
one of my buddies wears his leathers anywhere he goes on his bike, and it has saved his ass about 3 times...
so of course you're better off wearing full gear, but i dont really care what people wear, and in Tigger's woman's case....the less the better!
Hey you want some company in a couple weeks? She's taking Summer classes right now but when she's done I'd like to do some riding with you guys. I have got to get my "Mojo" back and that will only happen if I ride with fast guys on curvy roads!:lol:
Yamerhaw
06-16-2009, 01:10 PM
Hey you want some company in a couple weeks? She's taking Summer classes right now but when she's done I'd like to do some riding with you guys. I have got to get my "Mojo" back and that will only happen if I ride with fast guys on curvy roads!:lol:
yeah, just let me know
Particle Man
06-16-2009, 01:58 PM
I have to keep my iPhone wrapped in foil at all times so those cases won't work. BAH!
:confused:
wildchild
06-16-2009, 02:31 PM
Hey you want some company in a couple weeks? She's taking Summer classes right now but when she's done I'd like to do some riding with you guys. I have got to get my "Mojo" back and that will only happen if I ride with fast guys on curvy roads!:lol:
had to read that a couple times. I thought at first you were going to send her by them to keep him company. I was already packing to move that way. :boobs:
Tmall
06-16-2009, 02:33 PM
Tigger's gf's ass? Where?!!
Amber Lamps
06-16-2009, 02:36 PM
yeah, just let me know
Okay, I will!
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