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shmike
06-15-2009, 09:57 AM
There is a new world's largest yacht afloat.

According to industry experts, the Eclipse has been specifically designed to overshadow the world's current largest private yacht, a 525-footer owned by Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai.

:lol:

I'll take two please...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1192640/Admiral-Abramovich-launches-300million-mega-yachtski-The-worlds-biggest-submarine.html

AquaPython
06-15-2009, 10:03 AM
not too shabby.

Trip
06-15-2009, 10:05 AM
my dad's seen the 525 footer up close when the dude's son was out deep sea fishing and his dad called him up and told him to get his ass back home because he had to do some horse riding training or some shit. He came aboard one of the rigs my dad managed and borrowed his heli to get back home.

shmike
06-15-2009, 10:13 AM
my dad's seen the 525 footer up close when the dude's son was out deep sea fishing and his dad called him up and told him to get his ass back home because he had to do some horse riding training or some shit. He came aboard one of the rigs my dad managed and borrowed his heli to get back home.

How the other half lives:

Kid #1: Dude, I gotta go home, Dad's pissed, I'm late for riding lessons.

Kid #2: That sucks dude, take my heli, I'll get it from you later.

Trip
06-15-2009, 10:40 AM
How the other half lives:

Kid #1: Dude, I gotta go home, Dad's pissed, I'm late for riding lessons.

Kid #2: That sucks dude, take my heli, I'll get it from you later.

It more went like this.

Kid: I am taking your heli, you may get it back eventually.

Dad: Err....

My dad's heli was Conoco's. It's for inspecting the other rigs in the area and rescue missions if needed. Wasn't really a luxury copter.

z06boy
06-15-2009, 10:44 AM
Now that's ballin' !!! Wow...

pauldun170
06-15-2009, 10:53 AM
The son of Jewish parents, Abramovich began his business career selling plastic ducks from a grim Moscow apartment but, within a few years, his vast wealth spread from oil conglomerates to pig farms.

Russia's richest man has flourished under president Vladimir Putin, with critics saying he used his government ties to take over former state-owned assests and reap the profits for personal use.

Subtle...but it's there.

I hereby stamp this article anti-Semitic.

There is absolutely no need to mention his religion in this article and too to structure it the way the writer did easily links this guy to common European stereotypes of Jews.


Points also deducted for misspelled words in the article.


(this hereby meets my weekly quota of bitching about nothing)

AquaPython
06-15-2009, 10:56 AM
i saw that too, i didnt see what it had to do with anything....

Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 10:58 AM
Subtle...but it's there.

I hereby stamp this article anti-Semitic.

There is absolutely no need to mention his religion in this article and too to structure it the way the writer did easily links this guy to common European stereotypes of Jews.


Points also deducted for misspelled words in the article.


(this hereby meets my weekly quota of bitching about nothing)

Ack, this is "war room" material. Damn!

pauldun170
06-15-2009, 10:59 AM
On a side note, I was just daydreaming a bit.
Imagining the submarine departing from the boat.

I thought that fish and whales watching this thing would think that the boat is taking a massive shit.

askmrjesus
06-15-2009, 10:59 AM
I knew it.

Fucking Jew rubber duck salesmen secretly rule the world.

JC

pauldun170
06-15-2009, 11:02 AM
Ack, this is "war room" material. Damn!

All it takes is a quick post of your girls rack and we can fix this thread immediately

AquaPython
06-15-2009, 11:03 AM
your jewish too, dont hate on your own.

Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 11:03 AM
All it takes is a quick post of your girls rack and we can fix this thread immediately

hahahaha! Good one!

AquaPython
06-15-2009, 11:12 AM
i would still rather have a phoenix 1000 mega yacht submarine
http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/luxurysubmarine.jpg

http://www.ussubs.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoQe7wWYZo8
(http://www.%3Cb%3Eyoutube.com%3C/b%3E)

Rangerscott
06-15-2009, 06:50 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. When can I steal it?

Amber Lamps
06-15-2009, 07:09 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. When can I steal it?

as soon as they actually build one...:lol:

Rangerscott
06-15-2009, 07:41 PM
http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/south-park-pirates.jpg

Adeptus_Minor
06-15-2009, 08:06 PM
That's not a 'yacht' anymore... it's a small cruise ship for AMJ's sake. :rolleyes:

Particle Man
06-16-2009, 01:54 PM
holy SHIP