Enhancements and Upgrades are coming!

[Trip]

As members of this site I wanted to inform you that we will be doing a major website overhaul tonight to bring you a much more positive TWFix. It will be a positive change that will make this website that much better. The site shouldn't be down for more than a few hours after midnight and should be up and running with our new format in the morning.

:twfix:

[fpzx10]

:dvrofl:

[JoJoYZF]

Its either an april fools joke or theres gonna be a lot of traffic at the porn sites since people on here wont have anythign else to do

[Trip]

Good thing I like porn. :rockwoot:

[neebelung]

Dammit, just when I was gettin used to this place the way it is.....



:no:

[Cutty72]

Good thing I like porn. :rockwoot:

:ps: you don't have time for porn, you gotta fix/change stuff.

[Phenix_Rider]

As members of this site I wanted to inform you that we will be doing a major website overhaul tonight to bring you a much more positive TWFix. It will be a positive change that will make this website that much better. The site shouldn't be down for more than a few hours after midnight and should be up and running with our new format in the morning.

:twfix:

That sounds familiar....

[pickle.of.doom]

Trip sold us to VS and they have to implant all the ads :lol:

[JoJoYZF]

Trip sold us to VS and they have to implant all the ads :lol:

Yes! I missed those! :rockout:

[t-homo]

If this site is down after midnight tonight I am going to find your house and burn it down.

[JoJoYZF]

Read above post. We are all to look at porn for the night instead. If youre against porn, we will all burn your house down.

[t-homo]

Not against porn at all. The problem is after it comes back and i can't find the threads between the ads.

[Mr Lefty]

Read above post. We are all to look at porn for the night instead. If youre against porn, we will all burn your house down.
how you gonna start the fire? Friction?:lol:

[dReWpY]

if i could rep you ebbs, i would

[NONE_too_SOFT]

upgrade to gay?

[Mr Lefty]

I think this is Trip announcing that he's gonna start take'n Enzyte, The original once-daily tablet for Natural Male Enhancement.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

i heard its natural.

[Trip]

It was all in fun as ya'll blatantly knew, the site isn't going to be down tonight unless something I don't know about happens. We will have downtime sometime in May when I switch servers.

[Mr Lefty]

yeah :lol: though you should have done the filter thing to a couple people...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Omg TwFIX IS GETTING A BOOBJOB TONIGHT!

[t-homo]

Omg TwFIX IS GETTING A BOOBJOB TONIGHT!

wooooooooooo. I LOVE fake boobies.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

from the look of your av you like fake everything.

[Trip]

There is no such thing as fake boobs, if I can hold them and squeeze them, that's real enough for me.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

There is no such thing as fake boobs, if I can hold them and squeeze them, that's real enough for me.

the ultimate argument for fake breasts.

[Cutty72]

wooooooooooo. I LOVE fake boobies.

I hate 'em.
A real small boob is WAY better than a big fake one.

Then again, the gf has real big ones, so I'm all good.

[WARputer]

There is no such thing as fake boobs, if I can hold them and squeeze them, that's real enough for me.


Been trying to convince the wife on that for years ! :drool:

[t-homo]

but titty fucking is so much fun.

[Mr Lefty]

I prefer real ones... but I don't hate on fake ones... that is as long as they're not TOO big.. I'm more of a legs and ass man anyways... like Jessica Alba :drool:

[Phenix_Rider]

I prefer real ones... but I don't hate on fake ones... that is as long as they're not TOO big.. I'm more of a legs and ass man anyways... like Jessica Alba :drool:

:dthumb::drool:

[WARputer]

I prefer real ones... but I don't hate on fake ones... that is as long as they're not TOO big.. I'm more of a legs and ass man anyways... like Jessica Alba :drool:

Oh Yeah....now we're talkin' ! :drool:

[Mr Lefty]

http://static.taume.com/image/jessica-alba.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

yea cause we all have a chance with girls like jessica alba. . .

i'll take selfconscious girls with big fake boobs over conceited bitch who works out 3 hours a day trying to get the perfect body so she can show every guy what they cant have.

just my two abes.

[Trip]

boobies

[NONE_too_SOFT]

boobies


boobies

[Trip]

http://igobychad.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/old-lady.jpg

[NONE_too_SOFT]

eh, still boobies.

[Dave]

I bet OSP hit it already

[Amber Lamps]

I prefer real ones... but I don't hate on fake ones... that is as long as they're not TOO big.. I'm more of a legs and ass man anyways... like Jessica Alba :drool:


did you know she's a halfbred? Ebbs has jungle fever!!!

[Mr Lefty]

I'll put some more white in her :wink:


and I've yet to find a race that doesn't have gorgeous women...

[Gas Man]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/goinon.jpg

[Cutty72]

I prefer real ones... but I don't hate on fake ones... that is as long as they're not TOO big.. I'm more of a legs and ass man anyways... like Jessica Alba :drool:
http://static.taume.com/image/jessica-alba.jpg

Oh yea... I swear I had nothing to do with her getting knocked up :whistle:

boobies

boobies

:neeb:

[t-homo]

I would take it in the butt if i could do jessica alba right after.

[Mr Lefty]

you'd take it up the ass to do Al Bundy right after... you homo

[Cutty72]

you'd take it up the ass to do Al Bundy right after... you homo

how come you haven't changed your av to the one i made yet?
:tt:

[Mr Lefty]

how come you haven't moved from ND yet? guess we're both lazy

[Cutty72]

how come you haven't moved from ND yet? guess we're both lazy

Moving costs money... and finding a new job... and selling my house...

you just need to save the link, and put in your av...

:ps:

[Mr Lefty]

blah blah blah...

[t-homo]

I love your face in the picture. mostly your mouth.

[Mr Lefty]

who the fuck you talk'n to?

[Trip]

I love your face in the picture. mostly your mouth.

creepy...

[t-homo]

who the fuck you talk'n to?

you mother fucker.

[Mr Lefty]

<changes route for september road trip to avoid MO>

stay the fuck away from my mouth... god damn bi/curious frat guys

[t-homo]

Don't worry, I think I might be coming up to indy.

[Trip]

Don't worry, I think I might be cuming in indy to ebbs.

fixed

[Mr Lefty]

Don't worry, I think I might be coming up to indy.

then your sleep'n in Trip's room. he's best friends with Kyle... so I'm sure he's a little more Gay friendly :dthumb:

[t-homo]

But I only like to give. Kyle might try sneak attack me or something.

[Mr Lefty]

your gonna have to sort that out with Trip... and I think Kyle is stayn elswhere... :idk:

[Trip]

then your sleep'n in Trip's room. he's best friends with Kyle... so I'm sure he's a little more Gay friendly :dthumb:

As long as he doesn't snore I am fine with that, death be onto those that disturbith my slumber.

[Mr Lefty]

so snore'n will wake you but a dick up the poop shoot won't? Trock your good to go then

[t-homo]

so snore'n will wake you but a dick up the poop shoot won't? Trock your good to go then

awesome. I can't wait.

[Trip]

so snore'n will wake you but a dick up the poop shoot won't? Trock your good to go then

No that would wake me up, none of that. Chewy has a crossbow laser gun to protect me.

[Mr Lefty]

is Chewy gonna be hiding in your ass? :lol:

[Trip]

is Chewy gonna be hiding in your ass? :lol:

Who says he would be hiding.

[Mr Lefty]

he's gonna be prairie dog'n it? :lol:

[Cutty72]

wow... maybe stayin in ND is lookin better and better...
no anal rapings...
no gay t-rocks...
no chewy prairie doging events...

[Dave]

No that would wake me up, none of that. Chewy has a crossbow laser gun to protect me.

bowcaster?

[Trip]

bowcaster?

sure

[Bassplayer]

wow i have missed a lot :panic: :whistle: :dthumb:

[Cutty72]

wow i have missed a lot :panic: :whistle: :dthumb:

come on man, try to keep up.

[t-homo]

Pretty much all that happened was a T-rock is gay joke that I just fell into and participated in. It's really fun to fuck with homophobes by the way.

[Cutty72]

Pretty much all that happened was a T-rock is gay joke that I just fell into and participated in. It's really fun to fuck with homophobes by the way.

u say that just cause you're gay.

[marko138]

wow... maybe stayin in ND is lookin better and better...
no anal rapings...
no gay t-rocks...
no chewy prairie doging events...
I might move there too....to avoid these shit packers.

[Cutty72]

I might move there too....to avoid these shit packers.

MN lakes country would be better... at least there are SOME decent roads.

[marko138]

MN lakes country would be better... at least there are SOME decent roads.
As long as there are no fudge packers I'm cool.

[Cutty72]

As long as there are no fudge packers I'm cool.

well... you are getting closer to green bay... :lol:

[ceo012384]

Best april fool's gag evarrrr.

[Trip]

This was the april fools from last year. It's pretty much a word for word copy of our Admin's post the night before VS tookover.

[marko138]

ugh...this old gag.

[Trip]

ugh...this old gag.

I pulled it to the top because I got a couple pm's asking to fake sell us off to VS. :lol:

[marko138]

Nice.

[the chi]

There is no such thing as fake boobs, if I can hold them and squeeze them, that's real enough for me.

I like this theory! :dthumb:

Im losing my mind, we lost a day, you fucking with the time too Trip? :lol:

[Trip]

I like this theory! :dthumb:

Im losing my mind, we lost a day, you fucking with the time too Trip? :lol:

:lol: This thread is from 2008

[Dragonpaco]

This was the april fools from last year. It's pretty much a word for word copy of our Admin's post the night before VS tookover.

at least you got some kind of advanced warning

[the chi]

:lol: This thread is from 2008

Ahhhhh...I didnt look at the year! :lol: Was too busy looking at dots!

[Archren]

I like this theory! :dthumb:

Me too... boobies rock. :D

[HRCNICK11]

Enhancements are good when they come in pairs! B(.)(.)BIES are good.

[Amber Lamps]

Ahhhhh...I didnt look at the year! :lol: Was too busy looking at dots!


Ha me too Mama! I was like this sure looks familiar and then I saw my post and took a closer look at the date!:zowned:


Oh and I like boobies too btw!

[Archren]

:rockout:

[Mr Lefty]

Ok... let this thread be a testamate to two things...

1. T-rock is GAY

2. Fake Boobies are still Boobies... and Boobies are MUCH better than NO Boobies.

[t-homo]

good one mcvag

[Mr Lefty]

it's eBBs15... now... that's right... capitol B's... for no damn reason! :lol:

[t-homo]

same thing (I'm really amazed I haven't been fucked with yet)

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: I KNEW I was going to.... all day I've been calling trip a bitch... :lol:

I'm still try'n to talk him into giving me those rights... so I can fuck with everyone... some reason... he says no :idk:

[Trip]

it's eBBs15... now... that's right... capitol B's... for no damn reason! :lol:

it makes you look more regal

[Mr Lefty]

it makes you look more regal

Well I thank you... personally I think it makes me look like a fuck'n computer nerd who had a seizure while registering from drinking too much mountain dew trying to stay up all night to play WOW.

but tomato tomato


(that doesn't work in written form does it :rofl:)

[Particle Man]

First thing I thought was "Fuck, it's the VS it taking over" talk... then I remembered the date. :lmao:

[Trip]

Well I thank you... personally I think it makes me look like a fuck'n computer nerd who had a seizure while registering from drinking too much mountain dew trying to stay up all night to play WOW.

but tomato tomato


(that doesn't work in written form does it :rofl:)

I lied, the B's look like boobs

[marko138]

I lied, the B's look like boobs
Ebbs is a boob.

[Mr Lefty]

I lied, the B's look like boobs

Ebbs is a boob.

boobs hehe

[Gas Man]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/post-20-1096563824.jpg