Recruit new members!!!

[t-homo]

Our current member count is 666.

[tached1000rr]

Our current member count is 666.

Amen!

[t-homo]

Amen!

Something like that :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! So the time has finally come for my epic battle with AMJ! I shall now remove the barrier so our battle can commence!!!!!!

BYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[derf]

I got your back Tigger, AMJ has no power over me, I'm a Jew!

[askmrjesus]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! So the time has finally come for my epic battle with AMJ! I shall now remove the barrier so our battle can commence!!!!!!

BYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

If you were worthy, you wouldn't have needed a barrier in the first place, nancy boy.

JC

[Curb]

Amen!

Something like that :lol:
How bout, AH HELL!

[Amber Lamps]

I got your back Tigger, AMJ has no power over me, I'm a Jew!


Oh yea that's right, you people are like kryptonite to this bastard.:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

If you were worthy, you wouldn't have needed a barrier in the first place, nancy boy.

JC


Oh no a buffer was needed but not to protect me but to keep me from going off on you! You have called me names and attacked me at every opportunity without any provocation or rebuttal from me for months. as far as I know, I have never said ANYTHING to you personally whatsoever. So there is absolutely no chance that I've deserved your abuse beyond the possibility that you just don't appreciate my point of view. Well, now you can just go fuck yourself! Go ahead and take that cross, your witty little jibs, and your pompous attitude and shove it right up your ass!:gofurslf:

[tommymac]

the number of the beast :rockwoot::rockwoot::rockwoot::rockwoot:

Gotta go crank some maiden now.

Tom

[MILK]

Well my father in law's cell number has 5, 6's in it and I consider him the Devil. Should I ask him? :lol:

[Dragonpaco]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! So the time has finally come for my epic battle with AMJ! I shall now remove the barrier so our battle can commence!!!!!!

BYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

is this going to end with someone kneeling before zod?

[LeeNetworX]

Our current member count is 666.

JayMan is the 666th member. We warned you.

[askmrjesus]

Oh no a buffer was needed but not to protect me but to keep me from going off on you!

:lol:

OH NOES! THE TIGGER IS LOOSE! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?

What are you, 12?

You have called me names and attacked me at every opportunity without any provocation or rebuttal from me for months. as far as I know, I have never said ANYTHING to you personally whatsoever. So there is absolutely no chance that I've deserved your abuse beyond the possibility that you just don't appreciate my point of view.Well, now you can just go fuck yourself! Go ahead and take that cross, your witty little jibs, and your pompous attitude and shove it right up your ass!:gofurslf:

That's it? Months to think about it, and all you came up with is "Go fuck your self"?

Well since this "Battle" was your idea, allow me to retort.

First of all, your "point of view" is that of a douchebag. In fact, it would be a great time saver, if you just typed "I'm a huge douchebag" in response to all posts.

In addition to being a douchebag of epic proportions, you're also spineless. I'm surprised you can even walk upright. When people react to the retarded crap that pours out of what I can only imagine is some sort of special needs keyboard, you act all butt hurt, and try to explain it away as a "Hood rat" thing, or some other panty waste bullshit. For fuck sakes Mary, grow a pair.

Now if we're done here, why don't you put that ugly Sea Bass looking thing you call a head, back in it's tard boy helmet, before you hurt yourself.

JC

[Apoc]

your all bitches....

[tommymac]

this could turn into an interesting tuesday now.

:jerry:

Tom

[HurricaneHeather]

I love Jesus. :D

[Ninjakel]

oh man, this could be epic

[HurricaneHeather]

oh man, this could be epic

I doubt it. I can see Tigernauts hiding in a closet somewhere crying and hitting his head on a wall.

[CrazyKell]

Subscription activated! :lol

[cuttle]

:lol:

OH NOES! THE TIGGER IS LOOSE! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?

What are you, 12?



That's it? Months to think about it, and all you came up with is "Go fuck your self"?

Well since this "Battle" was your idea, allow me to retort.

First of all, your "point of view" is that of a douchebag. In fact, it would be a great time saver, if you just typed "I'm a huge douchebag" in response to all posts.

In addition to being a douchebag of epic proportions, you're also spineless. I'm surprised you can even walk upright. When people react to the retarded crap that pours out of what I can only imagine is some sort of special needs keyboard, you act all butt hurt, and try to explain it away as a "Hood rat" thing, or some other panty waste bullshit. For fuck sakes Mary, grow a pair.

Now if we're done here, why don't you put that ugly Sea Bass looking thing you call a head, back in it's tard boy helmet, before you hurt yourself.

JC

quoted!

:wink:

[tommymac]

Shit we could book this on paperview :lol:

Tom

[HurricaneHeather]

Shit we could book this on paperview :lol:

Tom

I'm telling you, Tigger knows he has lost this battle already. I don't think he'll even come back.

I'm just hoping that he does :D

[cuttle]

I'm telling you, Tigger knows he has lost this battle already. I don't think he'll even come back.

I'm just hoping that he does :D

naa - his super hero ego will not allow to let this go (in his mind he's still winning the "battle")

[tommymac]

I'm telling you, Tigger knows he has lost this battle already. I don't think he'll even come back.

I'm just hoping that he does :D

I need something to help pass the time this afternoon, I dont feel like doing the work I am supposed to today :lol:

Tom

[HurricaneHeather]

naa - his super hero ego will not allow to let this go (in his mind he's still winning the "battle")

He might need a few more months to follow up to his epic ass kicking statement: 'go fuck yourself'

You don't just come up with that witty shit everyday. That takes careful consideration and planning.

[LeeNetworX]

I don't think he'll even come back.


http://www.codeodor.com/images/magic_8ball_outlook_not_so_good.jpg

[Archren]

:lol:

OH NOES! THE TIGGER IS LOOSE! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?

What are you, 12?



That's it? Months to think about it, and all you came up with is "Go fuck your self"?

Well since this "Battle" was your idea, allow me to retort.

First of all, your "point of view" is that of a douchebag. In fact, it would be a great time saver, if you just typed "I'm a huge douchebag" in response to all posts.

In addition to being a douchebag of epic proportions, you're also spineless. I'm surprised you can even walk upright. When people react to the retarded crap that pours out of what I can only imagine is some sort of special needs keyboard, you act all butt hurt, and try to explain it away as a "Hood rat" thing, or some other panty waste bullshit. For fuck sakes Mary, grow a pair.

Now if we're done here, why don't you put that ugly Sea Bass looking thing you call a head, back in it's tard boy helmet, before you hurt yourself.

JC


JC, I think I love you. :lol:

Meanwhile, somewhere in the US.. Tigger is going " :lala: I'm still awesome!"

[the chi]

I just have this mental image of a Winnie the Pooh character and The Savior in a boxing ring with gloves and a ref...:lol:

[tommymac]

He might need a few more months to follow up to his epic ass kicking statement: 'go fuck yourself'

You don't just come up with that witty shit everyday. That takes careful consideration and planning.

need to get some writers in for new material :lol:

Tom

[LeeNetworX]

I just have this mental image of a Winnie the Pooh character and The Savior in a boxing ring with gloves and a ref...:lol:


http://www.opposable-thumbs.com/images/jesus_kicks_ass.jpg http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/cartoon/cartoon_192.gif

[HurricaneHeather]

http://www.opposable-thumbs.com/images/jesus_kicks_ass.jpg http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/cartoon/cartoon_192.gif

:lol

[cuttle]

He might need a few more months to follow up to his epic ass kicking statement: 'go fuck yourself'

You don't just come up with that witty shit everyday. That takes careful consideration and planning.


his brain is working overtime as we speak:

[Archren]

his brain is working overtime as we speak:

:rofl:

[AquaPython]

since tigger would clearly lose on his accord, i shall join his plight and fire the first salvo at jebus!

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/mikeg31781/antiJebus.jpg

[HurricaneHeather]

since tigger would clearly lose on his accord, i shall join his plight and fire the first salvo at jebus!

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/mikeg31781/antiJebus.jpg


I just blew snot out my nose.

:bigrofl:

[Rsv1000R]

since tigger would clearly lose on his accord, i shall join his plight and fire the first salvo at jebus!

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/mikeg31781/antiJebus.jpg

lol, classic

[askmrjesus]

:lol:

Damn. It just had to be cake, didn't it?

I'm sure Tigger will be back. He's probably just busy picking out a thermos to match his Winnie the Pooh lunchbox.

JC

[tommymac]

:lol:

Damn. It just had to be cake, didn't it?

I'm sure Tigger will be back. He's probably just busy picking out a thermos to match his Winnie the Pooh lunchbox.

JC

Just make sure you leave the poor snakes out of it, I know dads still pissed about that garden of eden thing but they are compleley innocent in this battle :lol:

Tom

[Rsv1000R]

:lol:

Damn. It just had to be cake, didn't it?

I'm sure Tigger will be back. He's probably just busy picking out a thermos to match his Winnie the Pooh lunchbox.

JC

It could be worse, it could have been Bavarian sausages you were eating, and now they'd be throwing phallic symbols at you.

[AquaPython]

master at arms, ready up the black forest cake with snakes on top munitions!

[tommymac]

master at arms, ready up the black forest cake with snakes on top munitions!

hey I said leave the snakes out of it god damn it :lol:

Tom

[HurricaneHeather]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! So the time has finally come for my epic battle with AMJ! I shall now remove the barrier so our battle can commence!!!!!!

BYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, so it's just hitting me....has he been planning to unleash an attack when we reached 666 members? :lol: That is teh awesome.

[Amber Lamps]

is this going to end with someone kneeling before zod?

Man there's another show I really liked that has totally jumped the shark!!!:panic:

[cuttle]

Man there's another show I really liked that has totally jumped the shark!!!:panic:

come on you chicken - be a man and fight! :tremble:

[HurricaneHeather]

come on you chicken - be a man and fight! :tremble:

I told yall....

[tommymac]

this gonna be lik eone of those hyped tyson payperviews where its over in 40 seconds.

I hope not, I got another 5 or 6 hrs to kill here and am relying on you guys keeping me entertained. :lol:

Tom

[HurricaneHeather]

this gonna be lik eone of those hyped tyson payperviews where its over in 40 seconds.

I hope not, I got another 5 or 6 hrs to kill here and am relying on you guys keeping me entertained. :lol:

Tom

I have 7 hours to go, minus my 2 hour lunch I forsee myself taking today.

So get to it ya chicken shit bastard!! Let's see what other gems ya got in your insult bag! :lol:
ETA: I wasn't calling you the chicken shit bastard, tommy. :D

[tommymac]

I have 7 hours to go, minus my 2 hour lunch I forsee myself taking today.

So get to it ya chicken shit bastard!! Let's see what other gems ya got in your insult bag! :lol:
ETA: I wasn't calling you the chicken shit bastard, tommy. :D

No worries, I am jealous of the 2 hr lunch though :lol:

Tom

[askmrjesus]

this gonna be lik eone of those hyped tyson payperviews where its over in 40 seconds.

I hope not, I got another 5 or 6 hrs to kill here and am relying on you guys keeping me entertained. :lol:

Tom

Sorry dude, I have to go get some shit done today. I can't wait around for Tigger to pull his Pampers up.

Besides, I think this is going to be more like a "Run to mommy/Jesus was mean to me" kinda deal.

JC

[tommymac]

Sorry dude, I have to go get some shit done today. I can't wait around for Tigger to pull his Pampers up.

Besides, I think this is going to be more like a "Run to mommy/Jesus was mean to me" kinda deal.

JC

Dont give me this you got shit to do stuff, we need to be entertained today, get your angels to run your errnads.

Now Iwill go hide before he smites me

:couch:

Tom

[skiergirl]

it is kinda funny that someone that instigates a fight in every other thread on the forum completely avoids this one isn't it....

[HurricaneHeather]

it is kinda funny that someone that instigates a fight in every other thread on the forum completely avoids this one isn't it....

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen....

Or put AMJ on ignore. :lol:

[tommymac]

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen....

Or put AMJ on ignore. :lol:

I think he still has him on ignore, unless the gloves came off now :lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

I think he still has him on ignore, unless the gloves came off now :lol:

The gloves are off so he can wipe away the tears of defeat. :lol:

[t-homo]

You guys should be on my local board if you wanted something fun to watch for the last week. This "Mickey" guy is 23 and owes 7500 on his $5000 ninja 500, but wait, his stepdad (actually mom's sugar daddy) is on the title and loan, but this kid is making the payments. Mom and sugardaddy split, sugar daddy keeps bike till he sees how upside down it is an gives it back to mickey to keep making payments on. He claimed he cried for an entire day when he took the bike, and now is super excited to have it, and the payments, back.

So excited to ride that a friend and I convinced him we would be at the qt on the south side of town last night at 3 AM for a night ride. So we do the respectable thing, get in my friends car with the tinted windows and show up to qt at about quarter till 3, and watch the kid get there and wait with his girlfriend riding 2-up until about 3:30 when they left.


There have been like 7 threads about or started by him. One is above 400 posts, 3 are over 120. And he joined under a week ago. Shit is epic.

[HurricaneHeather]

You guys should be on my local board if you wanted something fun to watch for the last week. This "Mickey" guy is 23 and owes 7500 on his $5000 ninja 500, but wait, his stepdad (actually mom's sugar daddy) is on the title and loan, but this kid is making the payments. Mom and sugardaddy split, sugar daddy keeps bike till he sees how upside down it is an gives it back to mickey to keep making payments on. He claimed he cried for an entire day when he took the bike, and now is super excited to have it, and the payments, back.

So excited to ride that a friend and I convinced him we would be at the qt on the south side of town last night at 3 AM for a night ride. So we do the respectable thing, get in my friends car with the tinted windows and show up to qt at about quarter till 3, and watch the kid get there and wait with his girlfriend riding 2-up until about 3:30 when they left.


There have been like 7 threads about or started by him. One is above 400 posts, 3 are over 120. And he joined under a week ago. Shit is epic.

That sounds like a lot of effort to play a prank on some kid. So he's young and dumb? That's pretty normal. He is in SOMO afterall. :shrug:

[t-homo]

That sounds like a lot of effort to play a prank on some kid. So he's young and dumb? That's pretty normal. He is in SOMO afterall. :shrug:

I'm younger than him and refer to him as "kid." Its more about the fact that he is one of the least intelligent people i've ever talked to, and his former brother in law is a friend of mine and gave me a go.

[Particle Man]

JayMan is the 666th member. We warned you.

:eek:

[t-homo]

No he's not.

[tommymac]

No he's not.

why did you have to ruin it, its was better if we said he was :lol:

Tom

[wildchild]

I love Jesus. :D

suck up. LOL

[tommymac]

suck up. LOL

LOl see I am in a quandry, I like AMJ but I dont belive his dad exsists:lol

Tom

[LeeNetworX]

No he's not.

Gator232 is the lucky winner.....but it would have been funny had it been Jayman.

[wildchild]

LOl see I am in a quandry, I like AMJ but I dont belive his dad exsists:lol

Tom

what do you think AMJ is some kind of test tube baby? Of course his dad must exist. :rockwoot:

[Papa_Complex]

It could be worse, it could have been Bavarian sausages you were eating, and now they'd be throwing phallic symbols at you.

It's bad enough. I think that's a Bavarian chocolate Hitler cake. Now JC will have to put his money where his mouth is.

[t-homo]

JC is a poser.

[tommymac]

Guess AMJ was the winner for today, was kind of anticlimactic but entertaining none the less.

Tom

[AquaPython]

weak sauce. i even softened em up for em. it was easy pickens!

[askmrjesus]

Meh, what are you going to do?

Guy doesn't even show up for his own party.

JC

[Method]

Meh, what are you going to do?

Guy doesn't even show up for his own party.

JC

Ok JC, since Tigger is a little nancy boy and can't handle the repercussions of his verbal diarrhea, I'll step in with a few insults to get this thread warmed back up.

First off, what the fuck is up with your scraggly ass beard. I know JC was all about sacrificing his hygiene in his efforts to spread the message about a higher power, but damn man - The only other folk I see with a beard like that are the pimps down in south DC.

Are you running tricks on the side? Is that why you sided up with Mary because she was bringing in the shekels?


Secondly, you're a dirty ass drug dealer back in the Jesus years and you know it. The only way I know of to perform miracles of the sort that are written in the bible, is if you were spiking the local water sources with LSD - THINK OF THE CHILDREN! (Nevermind that LSD was only invented ~50 years ago - fuck the facts - this is a surrogate Tigger post.) The only time anyone has ever seen a burning bush was at Woodstock while at it's peak, and that was an unfortunate accident between an errant cigarette and a naked hippie.

Third - why oh why on god's green earth would you EVER let Mel Gibson continue to create the abominations he calls movies.

Therein lies the proof that JC is a fraud.

I almost forgot - In Tiggers benifit: Go fuck yourself.


:p

[cbrchick]

:lol:

OH NOES! THE TIGGER IS LOOSE! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?

What are you, 12?



That's it? Months to think about it, and all you came up with is "Go fuck your self"?

Well since this "Battle" was your idea, allow me to retort.

First of all, your "point of view" is that of a douchebag. In fact, it would be a great time saver, if you just typed "I'm a huge douchebag" in response to all posts.

In addition to being a douchebag of epic proportions, you're also spineless. I'm surprised you can even walk upright. When people react to the retarded crap that pours out of what I can only imagine is some sort of special needs keyboard, you act all butt hurt, and try to explain it away as a "Hood rat" thing, or some other panty waste bullshit. For fuck sakes Mary, grow a pair.

Now if we're done here, why don't you put that ugly Sea Bass looking thing you call a head, back in it's tard boy helmet, before you hurt yourself.

JC

I read this on my lunch break at work. Classic AMJ. Loved it. :) Made the last 6 hours of my shift doable!!!

[askmrjesus]

Ok JC, since Tigger is a little nancy boy and can't handle the repercussions of his verbal diarrhea, I'll step in with a few insults to get this thread warmed back up.

First off, what the fuck is up with your scraggly ass beard. I know JC was all about sacrificing his hygiene in his efforts to spread the message about a higher power, but damn man - The only other folk I see with a beard like that are the pimps down in south DC.

Are you running tricks on the side? Is that why you sided up with Mary because she was bringing in the shekels?


Secondly, you're a dirty ass drug dealer back in the Jesus years and you know it. The only way I know of to perform miracles of the sort that are written in the bible, is if you were spiking the local water sources with LSD - THINK OF THE CHILDREN! (Nevermind that LSD was only invented ~50 years ago - fuck the facts - this is a surrogate Tigger post.) The only time anyone has ever seen a burning bush was at Woodstock while at it's peak, and that was an unfortunate accident between an errant cigarette and a naked hippie.

Third - why oh why on god's green earth would you EVER let Mel Gibson continue to create the abominations he calls movies.

Therein lies the proof that JC is a fraud.

I almost forgot - In Tiggers benifit: Go fuck yourself.


:p

:lol:

Method! You three nippled, metro-sexual hedgehog fucker, how are you? Last I heard, you were moving to California so you could get married. Oh shit, I forgot about Prop 8. What a bummer!

Where the fuck do you get off talking about MY beard? You couldn't grow a beard on cheese in a fucking petri dish. Tigger's balls could grow a better beard, he if could find them.

And lay off Mary, she does that thing with her tongue, and you can't learn that shit in books.

LSD? You're on crack. I don't need LSD. You give me a half rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and some crazy glue, and I'll have you idiots thinking I'm a Chinese jet pilot. You're all fucking morons.

As far as Mel is concerned, blow me. The guy hates Jews, what's not to love?

Oh, if you run into Tigger at one of your fag Chardonnay hot tub parties, tell him I said to go suck of bag of fish dicks.

JC

[zed]

You guys should be on my local board if you wanted something fun to watch for the last week. This "Mickey" guy is 23 and owes 7500 on his $5000 ninja 500, but wait, his stepdad (actually mom's sugar daddy) is on the title and loan, but this kid is making the payments. Mom and sugardaddy split, sugar daddy keeps bike till he sees how upside down it is an gives it back to mickey to keep making payments on. He claimed he cried for an entire day when he took the bike, and now is super excited to have it, and the payments, back.

So excited to ride that a friend and I convinced him we would be at the qt on the south side of town last night at 3 AM for a night ride. So we do the respectable thing, get in my friends car with the tinted windows and show up to qt at about quarter till 3, and watch the kid get there and wait with his girlfriend riding 2-up until about 3:30 when they left.


There have been like 7 threads about or started by him. One is above 400 posts, 3 are over 120. And he joined under a week ago. Shit is epic.

damn man, that was cold. ok, it was funny.

I really don't think the kid is 23, reading his post I don't know if a 16YO would post what he did.

[Mr Lefty]

You guys should be on my local board if you wanted something fun to watch for the last week. This "Mickey" guy is 23 and owes 7500 on his $5000 ninja 500, but wait, his stepdad (actually mom's sugar daddy) is on the title and loan, but this kid is making the payments. Mom and sugardaddy split, sugar daddy keeps bike till he sees how upside down it is an gives it back to mickey to keep making payments on. He claimed he cried for an entire day when he took the bike, and now is super excited to have it, and the payments, back.

So excited to ride that a friend and I convinced him we would be at the qt on the south side of town last night at 3 AM for a night ride. So we do the respectable thing, get in my friends car with the tinted windows and show up to qt at about quarter till 3, and watch the kid get there and wait with his girlfriend riding 2-up until about 3:30 when they left.


There have been like 7 threads about or started by him. One is above 400 posts, 3 are over 120. And he joined under a week ago. Shit is epic.


ya might wanna help this kid out... ya know... it's funny to laugh at... but no need to be a dick about it... if the kid really doesn't know any better... give him some knowledge.

after you've "enlightened" him... commence with the good natured ribbing...

[Fleck750]

ya might wanna help this kid out... ya know... it's funny to laugh at... but no need to be a dick about it... if the kid really doesn't know any better... give him some knowledge.

after you've "enlightened" him... commence with the good natured ribbing...

Things are pretty boring in the Ozarks I guess.

T-rock, I'll agree with ebbs, that wasn't very nice. :poke:

[Method]

:lol:

Method! You three nippled, metro-sexual hedgehog fucker, how are you? Last I heard, you were moving to California so you could get married. Oh shit, I forgot about Prop 8. What a bummer!

Where the fuck do you get off talking about MY beard? You couldn't grow a beard on cheese in a fucking petri dish. Tigger's balls could grow a better beard, he if could find them.

And lay off Mary, she does that thing with her tongue, and you can't learn that shit in books.

LSD? You're on crack. I don't need LSD. You give me a half rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and some crazy glue, and I'll have you idiots thinking I'm a Chinese jet pilot. You're all fucking morons.

As far as Mel is concerned, blow me. The guy hates Jews, what's not to love?

Oh, if you run into Tigger at one of your fag Chardonnay hot tub parties, tell him I said to go suck of bag of fish dicks.

JC

:lol

Metrosexual? Please motherfucker - I live in the NW now, it's called granola goddammit and proud of it. They even handed me a bottle of patchouli oil and a set of birkenstocks the moment I crossed the border to Oregon. (Incidentally, there are so many Prius's here I want to punch each of the drivers right in the mouth)

But back to my point of why JC is a cock mongrel of the highest degree. I know that water into wine trick was just a sham - what you really wanted to do was break out some moonshine (we all know your cassock was hiding your mullet - you weren't fooling anyone), and bang the broad in row 3, seat L. Moral high ground my ass.

Speaking of banging broads, lets talk about yo momma. Immaculate Conception? Bah, she was like a merry go-round - everyone got a turn. Dad came down, was plugging her in the butt (so she can still be a virgin) and woopsie went holy acorns deep in the pink. Tommy can vouch for this, as he's the one that gave dad the shot for the Clapp she gave him. (again, facts be damned)

I was trying to think of a way to work Ron Jeremy's penis into this post, but decided against it since I don't want to get you too excited.

[Mikey]

ya might wanna help this kid out... ya know... it's funny to laugh at... but no need to be a dick about it... if the kid really doesn't know any better... give him some knowledge.

after you've "enlightened" him... commence with the good natured ribbing...

I have to agree. Sounds like this kid could use a mentor. You could do your good deed for the year and reach out to him.

If he refuses to learn, then fuck him- you gave it a shot.

[zed]

I have to agree. Sounds like this kid could use a mentor. You could do your good deed for the year and reach out to him.

If he refuses to learn, then fuck him- you gave it a shot.

the kid needs more than a mentor. want a link to some of his post?

[t-homo]

I have to agree. Sounds like this kid could use a mentor. You could do your good deed for the year and reach out to him.

If he refuses to learn, then fuck him- you gave it a shot.

His brother in law is also on the site and has tried to help him, but the kid doesn't listen to anything. His brother in law was also fully aware of what was going to happen, and warned him that he shouldn't go since it had been raining up till about 2 AM and the kid had never ridden with us. He is going out on an actual night ride tonight at 3:00 AM again. IDK if rob (the guy who is taking him) is actually going to show this time or not.

[t-homo]

the kid needs more than a mentor. want a link to some of his post?

Very true.

[Mr Lefty]

His brother in law is also on the site and has tried to help him, but the kid doesn't listen to anything. His brother in law was also fully aware of what was going to happen, and warned him that he shouldn't go since it had been raining up till about 2 AM and the kid had never ridden with us. He is going out on an actual night ride tonight at 3:00 AM again. IDK if rob (the guy who is taking him) is actually going to show this time or not.

to be fair though... it can be easier to listen to and trust a stranger than family... because when it comes to motorcycles... your family is always (or at least mine was) always try'n to talk me out of them... this may be exactly what the kid is thinking...

the fact that he showed up that late to ride... show's he's got the enthusiasm for motorcycles... maybe if he sees a few intelligent riders who not only preach... but follow their own gospel... he may convert.


and hey T... not try'n to get on ya about it... just offer'n some advice... I've been in your situation and not done the right thing many times... just easier to see from the outside I guess...

[Ninjakel]

:lol

Metrosexual? Please motherfucker - I live in the NW now, it's called granola goddammit and proud of it. They even handed me a bottle of patchouli oil and a set of birkenstocks the moment I crossed the border to Oregon. (Incidentally, there are so many Prius's here I want to punch each of the drivers right in the mouth)

But back to my point of why JC is a cock mongrel of the highest degree. I know that water into wine trick was just a sham - what you really wanted to do was break out some moonshine (we all know your cassock was hiding your mullet - you weren't fooling anyone), and bang the broad in row 3, seat L. Moral high ground my ass.

Speaking of banging broads, lets talk about yo momma. Immaculate Conception? Bah, she was like a merry go-round - everyone got a turn. Dad came down, was plugging her in the butt (so she can still be a virgin) and woopsie went holy acorns deep in the pink. Tommy can vouch for this, as he's the one that gave dad the shot for the Clapp she gave him. (again, facts be damned)

I was trying to think of a way to work Ron Jeremy's penis into this post, but decided against it since I don't want to get you too excited.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Oh man, I was crying I laughed so hard:lmao::lmao:

[askmrjesus]

:lol

Metrosexual? Please motherfucker - I live in the NW now, it's called granola goddammit and proud of it. They even handed me a bottle of patchouli oil and a set of birkenstocks the moment I crossed the border to Oregon. (Incidentally, there are so many Prius's here I want to punch each of the drivers right in the mouth)

But back to my point of why JC is a cock mongrel of the highest degree. I know that water into wine trick was just a sham - what you really wanted to do was break out some moonshine (we all know your cassock was hiding your mullet - you weren't fooling anyone), and bang the broad in row 3, seat L. Moral high ground my ass.

Speaking of banging broads, lets talk about yo momma. Immaculate Conception? Bah, she was like a merry go-round - everyone got a turn. Dad came down, was plugging her in the butt (so she can still be a virgin) and woopsie went holy acorns deep in the pink. Tommy can vouch for this, as he's the one that gave dad the shot for the Clapp she gave him. (again, facts be damned)

I was trying to think of a way to work Ron Jeremy's penis into this post, but decided against it since I don't want to get you too excited.

Oh yeah, I remember now. You moved to Portland didn't you? Good choice. Between the lumber jacks and the bull dykes, you should fit right in. You can buy that Hello Kitty vespa you always wanted, and ride back and forth to coffee houses, to discuss the latest scooter fashions with the rest of the Fruity Pebbles.

What a shit hole. You know why they have so many bridges in that town? It's because the population is so suicidal from all the rain, and hairy legged fags on vespas, they needed more high shit for people to jump off of.

Oh well, at least there's one less Calvin Klein wannabe in New York now.

JC

[t-homo]

to be fair though... it can be easier to listen to and trust a stranger than family... because when it comes to motorcycles... your family is always (or at least mine was) always try'n to talk me out of them... this may be exactly what the kid is thinking...

the fact that he showed up that late to ride... show's he's got the enthusiasm for motorcycles... maybe if he sees a few intelligent riders who not only preach... but follow their own gospel... he may convert.


and hey T... not try'n to get on ya about it... just offer'n some advice... I've been in your situation and not done the right thing many times... just easier to see from the outside I guess...


I understand and know it was fucked up to do. We pretty much all tried to talk sense into him, but when he got his 5000 dollar motorcycle that he owes $7500 on even though he could have been free of it, we gave up on him.

[tommymac]

I understand and know it was fucked up to do. We pretty much all tried to talk sense into him, but when he got his 5000 dollar motorcycle that he owes $7500 on even though he could have been free of it, we gave up on him.

We have seen a few like that but never to that extreme, you try ot show them the right way but they are so set in their ways. Sometimes ya gotta learn the hard way.

Tom

[Fleck750]

T, maybe he'll show up at coffee night and ya'll can find out if he's really an idiot, or just an internet idiot. Give the kid a chance, meet him in person, and see if he merits any help.

[zed]

does this sound like something a 23 year old would say?

I got bike back, would any of you all like to meet up and go riding sometime ? anytime ? please write me back, like to meet you all.

[the chi]

does this sound like something a 23 year old would say?

Someone young, immature, and eager to meet people with the same interests, yes. Not everyone matures at the same rate, and just from what you've said about his parents and his step dad taking his bike etc, it doesnt soun like he has had the best examples of maturity to go on...

Im with Ebbs, it was cruel to tease him like that, and really, if you hadnt been shown a different/better way, where would YOU be?

[askmrjesus]

Im with Ebbs, it was cruel to tease him like that, and really, if you hadnt been shown a different/better way, where would YOU be?

Probably riding a Vespa.

In Portland.

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

Probably riding a Vespa.

In Portland.

JC

A Hello Kitty Vespa.

[t-homo]

T, maybe he'll show up at coffee night and ya'll can find out if he's really an idiot, or just an internet idiot. Give the kid a chance, meet him in person, and see if he merits any help.

We tried to get him to come hang out with me, brad, pete, thadd (gixxert), ghost and bimmerjo last night but he never showed. We are really hoping he goes to coffee tonight.

[t-homo]

go to swmosportbikes.com and look at mickey. kid is ridiculous. he started a thread where he had like 30 smileys in a row and that was it. Also, for fleck and zed, I think gregg is going to try to take this one under his wing and make a follower out of him.

[t-homo]

He will be at coffee. This should be interesting.

[the chi]

Try and give him the benefit of the doubt sweetie, if he never gets a chance, he will never learn.

[t-homo]

Try and give him the benefit of the doubt sweetie, if he never gets a chance, he will never learn.

That is why we have been trying to get him to show up tonight. So we can meet him in person to see what he is really like.

[Fleck750]

go to swmosportbikes.com and look at mickey. kid is ridiculous. he started a thread where he had like 30 smileys in a row and that was it. Also, for fleck and zed, I think gregg is going to try to take this one under his wing and make a follower out of him.

Well fuck-a-duck! Couldn't you find ANYONE but Gregg? :lmao:

[Fleck750]

go to swmosportbikes.com and look at mickey. kid is ridiculous. he started a thread where he had like 30 smileys in a row and that was it. Also, for fleck and zed, I think gregg is going to try to take this one under his wing and make a follower out of him.

I'd be a little leery of being screwed over twice if I was him. I hope he shows, though.

[Fleck750]

He will be at coffee. This should be interesting.

OK, I read this and I think "epic fail" won't even cover it. :lmao:

http://www.swmosportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31432

[Method]

A Hello Kitty Vespa.

:lol

It wouldn't be nearly as funny if I hadn't actually already seen a hello kitty vespa here.

Portland is awesome, but it has it's fair share of weirdo hippies.

And JC, I give, I give. lol

[t-homo]

Apparently, his motor blew today with 1,507 miles on it. He is still going to drive his dad's saturn to coffee though. IDK what his deal is. I'm calling shane when I get off of work.

[Fleck750]

Apparently, his motor blew today with 1,507 miles on it. He is still going to drive his dad's saturn to coffee though. IDK what his deal is. I'm calling shane when I get off of work.

I'm starting to think he's loonier than a fruitcake. And what kinda name is Shasta, anyway? Did her parents share a root beer after she was conceived? :D

[t-homo]

Even better, I just got a pm from his bro-in-law who said that mickey said the bike thing was completely bullshit, he was just nervous about meeting us. Then shane said mickey would be a pussy forever if he doesn't show. :lol:

[Fleck750]

Even better, I just got a pm from his bro-in-law who said that mickey said the bike thing was completely bullshit, he was just nervous about meeting us. Then shane said mickey would be a pussy forever if he doesn't show. :lol:

What I can't figure is why he's trying so hard to meet people and make friends. Not that the people on SWMO aren't worth meeting, just creepy how he wants to fit in so bad.

[the chi]

OK, I read this and I think "epic fail" won't even cover it. :lmao:

http://www.swmosportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31432

Oh shit, that made my brain hurt. WTF was everyone talking about? Made no sense at all...

[t-homo]

Yes, that is his intelligence level. The thread is on page 9 now, with 20 posts per page.

[Fleck750]

Oh shit, that made my brain hurt. WTF was everyone talking about? Made no sense at all...

Oh, I shouldn't posted the link. It's a local forum where everyone knows everyone else. It's so bad most of the time they finish each others sentences.

T-rock, don't get pissy on me, cause ya know it's true. :D

[t-homo]

Oh I know. Brad Pete and I think EXACTLY the same. I just read through with the mindset of not knowing anyone and it was extremely confusing. That, and there have been like 10 other threads started by this guy that we are all going off of too.

[askmrjesus]

Yes, that is his intelligence level. The thread is on page 9 now, with 20 posts per page.

Fucking hell. If it takes that many pages to figure out coffee, how much bandwidth do you need change a spark plug? :lol:

JC

[t-homo]

No, its changed from coffee to bashing douchebags, back to coffee, back to bashing, well you get the idea.

For a sparkplug, there will only be like 10 posts and they all say call pete.

[Fleck750]

Fucking hell. If it takes that many pages to figure out coffee, how much bandwidth do you need change a spark plug? :lol:

JC


Funny you say that. Lord forbid you should ask a tech question, they rarely answer them. But if you wanna drink coffee, that gets 10,000 replies. :D

[HurricaneHeather]

No, its changed from coffee to bashing douchebags, back to coffee, back to bashing, well you get the idea.

For a sparkplug, there will only be like 10 posts and they all say call pete.

Hey T-rock, completely off topic here: Is that big coffee house still around in Springfield on the South side....I think it was called Churchill and it was on that one road that goes all the way down to Nixa? I just realized I don't remember as much about Springfield as I thought I did... :lol:

[Fleck750]

No, its changed from coffee to bashing douchebags, back to coffee, back to bashing, well you get the idea.

For a sparkplug, there will only be like 10 posts and they all say call pete.

Pete should tell them to FO unless they're going to pay him something.

[t-homo]

Hey T-rock, completely off topic here: Is that big coffee house still around in Springfield on the South side....I think it was called Churchill and it was on that one road that goes all the way down to Nixa? I just realized I don't remember as much about Springfield as I thought I did... :lol:

I haven't seen it. There are tons of coffee houses here though.



Pete should tell them to FO unless they're going to pay him something.

He charges up front now.

[Fleck750]

I've joined the fray. Need to up my post count over there anyway.

[t-homo]

lol my post count is almost exactly 10 times yours on here.

[Fleck750]

lol my post count is almost exactly 10 times yours on here.

I was banned from a board I had 22,000 posts on in less than 2 years. Made Brad look weak. :D

[Amber Lamps]

OK, I read this and I think "epic fail" won't even cover it. :lmao:

http://www.swmosportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31432


Look I know that I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I'm not seeing where this kid is that bad...:idk: I read that entire, boring thread and other than some lame jokes, I don't see what he did/said that was so bad.:idk:

[t-homo]

Look I know that I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I'm not seeing where this kid is that bad...:idk: I read that entire, boring thread and other than some lame jokes, I don't see what he did/said that was so bad.:idk:

It was more in the threads leading up to this one that made him look retarded.

I was banned from a board I had 22,000 posts on in less than 2 years. Made Brad look weak. :D

ok ebbs. :lol:

[the chi]

I've joined the fray. Need to up my post count over there anyway.

Whats your S/N? Im still amazed at 13 pages and not much really said...wheres the drama? the arguments? the "im right youre wrong"? :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Whats your S/N? Im still amazed at 13 pages and not much really said...wheres the drama? the arguments? the "im right youre wrong"? :lol:

I'm amazed that this is the WORST douche they can offer! :lol: It sounds like a very "tight knit group" that rejects new people almost offhand and they definitely aren't interested in anyone that is different in any way. just the way T-Rock refers to making this kid into a "follower" kinda illustrates my point. :idk: On the other hand, it's a lot like our local forum that is composed of a bunch of almost lifelong friends. There are almost zero fights and they all know everything about each other. You almost have to be "vouched" for by a long time member to even get noticed.:lol:

[Fleck750]

Whats your S/N? Im still amazed at 13 pages and not much really said...wheres the drama? the arguments? the "im right youre wrong"? :lol:

shdwbtch

[t-homo]

I'm amazed that this is the WORST douche they can offer! :lol: It sounds like a very "tight knit group" that rejects new people almost offhand and they definitely aren't interested in anyone that is different in any way. just the way T-Rock refers to making this kid into a "follower" kinda illustrates my point. :idk: On the other hand, it's a lot like our local forum that is composed of a bunch of almost lifelong friends. There are almost zero fights and they all know everything about each other. You almost have to be "vouched" for by a long time member to even get noticed.:lol:

That is a very accurate statement.

[Amber Lamps]

That is a very accurate statement.

Now it all makes perfect sense to me!!! Thanks!:boobs:

[Fleck750]

That is a very accurate statement.

So accurate that the guy that started the board and the board IT guy rarely post anymore. I miss Lucas. :(

[t-homo]

So accurate that the guy that started the board and the board IT guy rarely post anymore. I miss Lucas. :(

I've never met nor talked to him. I've always heard great things. It's like how shan would never post back at twf, but worse.

[Fleck750]

I've never met nor talked to him. I've always heard great things. It's like how shan would never post back at twf, but worse.
You've never met Jason or Lucas? :eek:

They are great guys, world class people. Can't say enough good things about them.

[Mr Lefty]

does this sound like something a 23 year old would say?

yes. I deal with 600+ 18-27y/o's on a daily basis... and for ones looking for friends... that sounds EXACTLY like what they'd say...

think about it. everything you hear about motorcyclists is they're like a family... and for someone who may not have many friends to hang out with... and has a motorcycle, the only prerequisite to this "family"... I can see him being very eager.

Like I said in my thread about my Bias against sportbikers... I do a monthly sit down with airmen about motorcycles... it's amazing some of the questions I get asked... most are about the bike... but many have a theme of wanting to be a part of a family... or elite group.

Probably riding a Vespa.

In Portland.

JC

Jesus Christ... what the fuck do you have against Portland!??

[Cass]

Hey T-rock, completely off topic here: Is that big coffee house still around in Springfield on the South side....I think it was called Churchill and it was on that one road that goes all the way down to Nixa? I just realized I don't remember as much about Springfield as I thought I did... :lol:

Are you talking about the one with the huge-ass fork in front of the building?

[zed]

I think gregg is going to try to take this one under his wing and make a follower out of him.

poor kid, I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy.

[zed]

I'm amazed that this is the WORST douche they can offer! :lol: It sounds like a very "tight knit group" that rejects new people almost offhand and they definitely aren't interested in anyone that is different in any way. just the way T-Rock refers to making this kid into a "follower" kinda illustrates my point. :idk: On the other hand, it's a lot like our local forum that is composed of a bunch of almost lifelong friends. There are almost zero fights and they all know everything about each other. You almost have to be "vouched" for by a long time member to even get noticed.:lol:

it all depends on how you start on that forum how they handle you. like I was asked if I was crazy or something when I brought up an oil topic as one of my first threads here. oh and I'm sure some aren't going to forget the jumping bikes thread.

that thread wasn't the one that really got the guy his name.

[zed]

yes. I deal with 600+ 18-27y/o's on a daily basis... and for ones looking for friends... that sounds EXACTLY like what they'd say...

think about it. everything you hear about motorcyclists is they're like a family... and for someone who may not have many friends to hang out with... and has a motorcycle, the only prerequisite to this "family"... I can see him being very eager.

Like I said in my thread about my Bias against sportbikers... I do a monthly sit down with airmen about motorcycles... it's amazing some of the questions I get asked... most are about the bike... but many have a theme of wanting to be a part of a family... or elite group.

ok, you say it is what they would say. I know at 23 I would not have said that nor cared if someone else wanted to ride with me. to this day, I still don't care if someone don't want to ride with me, their loss not mine. it's only been the last 6 years that I had a regular riding buddy. I've been riding 20 years or so.

most families are at least slightly dysfunctional I know mine was. you have to take it and be able to dish it out a little to.

[t-homo]

Just as much of a douche in person. The girlfriend falls into the elite group of "unfuckables." Heather, on of the girl riders on the forum (H2), said the reason the guy wants to ride so much is so he can have his helmet on to cover up his face. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

ok, you say it is what they would say. I know at 23 I would not have said that nor cared if someone else wanted to ride with me. to this day, I still don't care if someone don't want to ride with me, their loss not mine. it's only been the last 6 years that I had a regular riding buddy. I've been riding 20 years or so.

most families are at least slightly dysfunctional I know mine was. you have to take it and be able to dish it out a little to.

same here... but people are different. I've long since stopped trying to figure out what drives people to do things... (used that spare time to figure out what drives ME)... all I'm saying is IMO and my experience... dude sounds like a classic case of someone who's trying to belong... to anything.

and yes... your right about families... but again... he's got those rose colored glasses and just thinks... damn they're cool and everyone likes bikes... ect...

[Papa_Complex]

So what do you do when 75% of the local board is kids like that?

[Mr Lefty]

So what do you do when 75% of the local board is kids like that?

MOVE... they can make friends with each other.

[Papa_Complex]

MOVE... they can make friends with each other.

I was here first and I'm stubborn.

[the chi]

Just as much of a douche in person. The girlfriend falls into the elite group of "unfuckables." Heather, on of the girl riders on the forum (H2), said the reason the guy wants to ride so much is so he can have his helmet on to cover up his face. :lol:

Thats sad to hear...but after seeing all his blatant excuses and lies about the bike, I was definitely less than sympathetic to his plight...:shrug: You tried, good job.

I was here first and I'm stubborn.

You're screwed.

:lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Are you talking about the one with the huge-ass fork in front of the building?

Uh....maybe? I don't remember that...

It was on Campbell. I never saw it in the daylight, so I am not sure :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

You're screwed.

:lol:

You don't know the half of it. I'm the mod for the law and highway traffic act sub-forum and I think that, at this point, I'm in a state of perpetually biting my tongue.

[the chi]

You don't know the half of it. I'm the mod for the law and highway traffic act sub-forum and I think that, at this point, I'm in a state of perpetually biting my tongue.

I understand. I have zero presense on my local area boards, simply because I cant take the overwhelmingly squidly attitudes, idiocy and the crushing resistance to anything not stunt or drag strip related...

[zed]

same here... but people are different. I've long since stopped trying to figure out what drives people to do things... (used that spare time to figure out what drives ME)... all I'm saying is IMO and my experience... dude sounds like a classic case of someone who's trying to belong... to anything.

and yes... your right about families... but again... he's got those rose colored glasses and just thinks... damn they're cool and everyone likes bikes... ect...

gottcha, insecure

I'll take your word for it. I don't deal with many that age.

[zed]

I was here first and I'm stubborn.

I think Tina said that that forums owner and main IT/admin person rarely post any more, most of the older members don't post much. they usually just PM people they want to ride with. Trock hasn't even met Jason which is one of the best guys on the forum. Lucas is great too, both would be people you would want to be friends with.

[zed]

I understand. I have zero presense on my local area boards, simply because I cant take the overwhelmingly squidly attitudes, idiocy and the crushing resistance to anything not stunt or drag strip related...

yeah, the squids/stunters are the ones I have trouble taking. you know the reasons I'm sure.

[AquaPython]

wtf happened? this thread sucks now :(

[t-homo]

Ok so last night as he left, he redlined in first gear taking off out of the parking lot while the girlfriend was on the back still trying to fasten her helmet. Apparently she texts going down the highway too. So what else can you do but post three separate threads talking about how you are sorry and you are actually really safe to ride with while begging people to ride with him. Fucking douche hardcore.

[Trip]

Ok so last night as he left, he redlined in first gear taking off out of the parking lot while the girlfriend was on the back still trying to fasten her helmet. Apparently she texts going down the highway too. So what else can you do but post three separate threads talking about how you are sorry and you are actually really safe to ride with while begging people to ride with him. Fucking douche hardcore.

did he catch you trying to have sex with him at night and now you are mad at him?

[Papa_Complex]

I understand. I have zero presense on my local area boards, simply because I cant take the overwhelmingly squidly attitudes, idiocy and the crushing resistance to anything not stunt or drag strip related...

Oh, I post all right. I just have to keep it to business and a professionally worded lashing of some idiot who doesn't understand basic process, can't read the sticky posts that I've put up about fighting tickets and political actions, etc. when I would much rather be calling someone every name in the book for being a 30 year old adolescent who can't take responsibility for his own actions.

Fucking idiots. Yeah, right; it's the COP'S fault that you were lane splitting at 20 over during rush hour, while wearing sandals, shorts, and a T-shirt to go with your $1K full-face.

[t-homo]

did he catch you trying to have sex with him at night and now you are mad at him?

Nope. I am trying to think of another comparable douche bag that has come through here.

[the chi]

Bulldog from the old site sounds like a dead ringer...

[Amber Lamps]

Nope. I am trying to think of another comparable douche bag that has come through here.

Ahem... I am the biggest douchebag that has ever been on this site thankyou!!! I'm number 1!!!:pat:

[derf]

Ahem... I am the biggest douchebag that has ever been on this site thankyou!!! I'm number 1!!!:pat:

Yeh we can all agree with that

[askmrjesus]

Ahem... I am the biggest douchebag that has ever been on this site thankyou!!! I'm number 1!!!:pat:

Thanks Captain Obvious!

JC

[Amber Lamps]

Yeh we can all agree with that

Hey, recognizing the problem is the first step to recovery!!!:rockwoot: "Hello, my name is Tigger and I'm a douchebag. It's been three days since I've engaged in any douchebaggery!"

[zed]

did he catch you trying to have sex with him at night and now you are mad at him?

from the pictures...they are the only ones that would fuck each other because it would have to be closing time on $0.50 well night before she'd get laid and I'm sure the gals would say the same about him.

[Amber Lamps]

from the pictures...they are the only ones that would fuck each other because it would have to be closing time on $0.50 well night before she'd get laid and I'm sure the gals would say the same about him.

WOW!!!!:lol::lol::lol: Are you saying that she'd have to hang out around bars close to prisons on release day? Perhaps do her trolling around the Braille Institute? Move to Alaska?:lol:

[zed]

WOW!!!!:lol::lol::lol: Are you saying that she'd have to hang out around bars close to prisons on release day? Perhaps do her trolling around the Braille Institute? Move to Alaska?:lol:

yeah, she looks like a young boy and not a very good looking one at that.

[Amber Lamps]

yeah, she looks like a young boy and not a very good looking one at that.

maybe she should do a reverse "Crying Game"/ "Boys Don't Cry" and hang around gay bars... As long as she's the catcher...:lol:

[Mikey]

yeah, she looks like a young boy and not a very good looking one at that.

Do you often consider young boys to be good looking? :skep:

[Papa_Complex]

Ahem... I am the biggest douchebag that has ever been on this site thankyou!!! I'm number 1!!!:pat:

OK, you're The Duke of New York.

[askmrjesus]

OK, you're The Duke of New York.

:lol:

Can I be Ernest Borgnine? Oh wait, he gets killed in the end. Nevermind.

JC

[Amber Lamps]

OK, you're The Duke of New York.

Oh no he's "A Number 1", I am merely number one... Besides Issac Hayes... nobody else is that motherfucking cool! I may be able to attain this level...

[zed]

Do you often consider young boys to be good looking? :skep:

you know what I meant. she would be ugly for a man.

[tommymac]

Could we please leave NY out of this, we have enough problems as it is.

Tom

[Papa_Complex]

Oh no he's "A Number 1", I am merely number one... Besides Issac Hayes... nobody else is that motherfucking cool! I may be able to attain this level...

As cool as a guy it took 5 years to get into the pants of a woman who could read his mind and knew that he wanted to get into her pants? OK, I'll buy that.

[Amber Lamps]

As cool as a guy it took 5 years to get into the pants of a woman who could read his mind and knew that he wanted to get into her pants? OK, I'll buy that.

Exactly! With some practice and luck I might be able to swing it...maybe. Jonathon Frakes is pretty cool!

[Trip]

from the pictures...they are the only ones that would fuck each other because it would have to be closing time on $0.50 well night before she'd get laid and I'm sure the gals would say the same about him.

I was talking about trock raping the dude. It's an inside joke from indy, you would of had to been there.

[azoomm]

I'm sorry..... Tigger, are you trying to distract from the fact that you were owned for the first 16 pages and just want to go for a disliked record? Why are you still typing?

[askmrjesus]

I'm sorry..... Tigger, are you trying to distract from the fact that you were owned for the first 16 pages and just want to go for a disliked record? Why are you still typing?

Iceberg? I didn't see an iceberg, did you see an iceberg?

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk114/hunter900ie/stower_titanic.jpg

JC

[Amber Lamps]

I'm sorry..... Tigger, are you trying to distract from the fact that you were owned for the first 16 pages and just want to go for a disliked record? Why are you still typing?

Um no, it's a different subject now. So I'm responding to it. Why? Am I no longer allowed to post on this forum? Besides, it's no contest. He's much smarter than I am and he knows stuff about me and I don't know anything about him. It's a total lose situation for me. It would be like me against Holyfield in a boxing match. I was doped up and made a stupid crack on this thread, basically a joke and when I looked at it when I woke up. I knew that I was in for some shit! It's all good, he's been cracking on me since he joined for reasons unknown to me. I don't agree with all of you on many subjects and that causes you to "dislike" me. Cool. Whatever. Besides I am certain that I have broken the "disliked record" on this forum! Especially among the "new people"! In the sphere of what's real and important in my life right now, this doesn't even make a scratch.

[azoomm]

Eh, i'm just curious why people like to hang out where they aren't wanted.

So, you can only respond once the topic moves from the ownage, got it. Aint got da stones.

[Yamerhaw]

because it would have to be closing time on $0.50 well night before she'd get laid .



i'd hit it:whatwhat:

[Amber Lamps]

Eh, i'm just curious why people like to hang out where they aren't wanted.

So, you can only respond once the topic moves from the ownage, got it. Aint got da stones.

So I'm not wanted on this forum? Hmmm... is that really true? I'll see if Trip will start a poll, if more people want me to leave than stay he can ban me. Will that satisfy you?

[azoomm]

:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

:lol:

I'm serious the pm has been sent. It'll be fun actually!:rockwoot:

[t-homo]

I was talking about trock raping the dude. It's an inside joke from indy, you would of had to been there.

Twat.

[Amber Lamps]

Twat.

Dude that will never die!:lol:

[t-homo]

Dude that will never die!:lol:

I know.

[Amber Lamps]

I know.

see that's why you should come to Indy... we'll hit a couple strip clubs, bang some sluts... you know guy stuff. They'll have to lay off you!:lol:

[t-homo]

I wont have money to go to indy, as I am planning another iron butt for that time frame and will be going to the Barber vintage race festival this year instead.

[Mr Lefty]

see that's why you should come to Indy... we'll hit a couple strip clubs, bang some sluts... you know guy stuff. They'll have to lay off you!:lol:

Bang'n sluts doesn't forgo the having sex with his friends while they sleep.


it's like this... you suck one cock... and fuck a million chicks... your a cocksucker in my book :lol:





in all seriousness... T you should go... we'll have better seats... should have about the same amount of people going too... try'n to get Kat to get off her ass and go

[EpyonXero]

As cool as a guy it took 5 years to get into the pants of a woman who could read his mind and knew that he wanted to get into her pants? OK, I'll buy that.

And this guy hit it first.

http://www.mikelobban.ca/forumpics/funnypix/WorfWill.jpg

[the chi]

And this guy hit it first.

http://www.mikelobban.ca/forumpics/funnypix/WorfWill.jpg

Warf is THE MAN!!! Tho Riker is way cuter, maybe cause he's human! :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Warf is THE MAN!!! Tho Riker is way cuter, maybe cause he's human! :lol:

Yo baby don't be prejudice! Once you go Klingon you never move on! Or something like that....:lol:

[the chi]

Pffft! Puh-LEASE...Picard pwns ALL...mans almost as sexy as Sean Connery!

[Rider]

Whats wrong with 666? I think we should leave it that way.

[t-homo]

Whats wrong with 666? I think we should leave it that way.

You would.

[Rider]

You would.

It's just a number.

[t-homo]

Yeah, the number of the beast.

[Rider]

Who says? The bible? If you believe everything the bible says, I have a bridge for sale if you want it.

[t-homo]

Iron Maiden said so, and I trust them.

[Rider]

Iron Maiden said so, and I trust them.

Awesome. :rockwoot: IM > bible.

[t-homo]

Did you really not think I was referring to the song at first?

[Rider]

No, most people here have no idea who IM is. You however have redeemed yourself and are no longer ghey.

[t-homo]

haha I used to listen to a lot of the old stuff with my dad and older brother. Still do some, but not a whole lot.

[tommymac]

Who says? The bible? If you believe everything the bible says, I have a bridge for sale if you want it.

Bruce Dickinson says so that all that matters:rockwoot:

Tom

[Rider]

Bruce Dickinson says so that all that matters:rockwoot:

Tom

Technically it was Steve Harris(primary song writer)but it's all the same. IM rocks.

:rockwoot:

[azoomm]

Awesome. :rockwoot: IM > bible.

I thought everyone knew that....

[tommymac]

Technically it was Steve Harris(primary song writer)but it's all the same. IM rocks.

:rockwoot:

Good point, I believe most of that album was written before bruce even joined the band.

Tom