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Yamerhaw
06-16-2009, 01:19 PM
I'm sure you all know that one guy that has to lie about everything, i mean EVERYTHING...well lets hear about the guy you know..
There's one guy around here...well i dont even know where to begin, ill just give some examples
He owns an S2000, thats cool, but dont tell everybody it has a 950hp indy engine! He's had it over 200mph but the front end started coming off the road!
He used to have a stock 4 cylinder automatic Eclipse, he smoked a Viper and had it to 190mph!
He was telling me about a bike he was gonna buy, honestly he said something like a 2006 Honda B65 RR, had all kinds of shit done to it, even a chrome swaybar!!
He used to be a stripper, weighs about 110 lbs, ugly as fuck
its just never ending,
marko138
06-16-2009, 01:21 PM
:lol: I love these kind of people. Everybody knows one.
Just make up stuff with him, that's what I like to do around Mr. 1upers. See how far they will go with their lies.
Sixxxxer
06-16-2009, 01:23 PM
I just dont get it...Like...You dont have to make shit up to impress me b/c honestly I'm not a fucking idiot...so now you just look like a Bigger toolbox than before.
These kinds of people I just call out and make fun of until they realize i know there full of shit.
Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..
Told me he made a million in the stock market.
Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked)
Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out. :skep:
The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him. :?: :lol:
I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!! :lol
Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either... :lmao:
wildchild
06-16-2009, 02:44 PM
Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..
Told me he made a million in the stock market.
Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked)
Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out. :skep:
The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him. :?: :lol:
I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!! :lol
Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either... :lmao:
Damn someone must be hot to be offered all that. I have a farm house with 3 acres. :)
never hurts to try right?
Sixxxxer
06-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed ;)
wildchild
06-16-2009, 02:47 PM
Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed ;)
i was trying not to go there :)
You guys are funny!! :lol:
Sixxxxer
06-16-2009, 02:47 PM
Yeah, I'm just "That Guy"
Lol
unknownroad
06-16-2009, 03:16 PM
There was a guy like that at my last job. He'd literally lie about the weather... like, he'd come back from a site upstate and talk about how he drove through a hellacious storm on the way back... and a while later I'd mention it to his partner who was with him on the trip, and, no, it didn't rain at all
He knew how to fly all sorts of craft from "his time in the service", and was called up on short notice to fly Shania Twain's helicopter to the stadium when she played in town.
He and his brother used to own more than a dozen Corvettes, then sold them all to buy a '68 L88, which of course is stored "on the family land" in North Carolina so no one could see it...
Lived on a big riverfront tract, big house up by the water out on the edge of the county... but his company mail all went to a down-scale apartment complex for "tax purposes"...
My Mom worked with a compulsive liar (a salesman, of course) who made up two marriages and a divorce over a period of years...
tommymac
06-16-2009, 05:58 PM
Best are the ones that com eup to you while youre on or near your bike and then start talking out of their asses. like how their kawasaki gsxr 800 tops out at over 200mph or stuf flike that.
Tom
Cutty72
06-16-2009, 07:03 PM
Guy in my company told me that he can easily do a 12 mile ruck march with a 50lb pack at an average of 6 mph.
Too bad he's been on crutches for 2 months cause he had surgery after spraining his ankle... yes. surgery for a sprained ankle.
Amber Lamps
06-16-2009, 07:06 PM
Guy in my company told me that he can easily do a 12 mile ruck march with a 50lb pack at an average of 6 mph.
Too bad he's been on crutches for 2 months cause he had surgery after spraining his ankle... yes. surgery for a sprained ankle.
So... he can do a 12 mile ruck in 2 hours.... um yea... I can't even run 6 mph in boots!
Cutty72
06-16-2009, 07:09 PM
So... he can do a 12 mile ruck in 2 hours.... um yea... I can't even run 6 mph in boots!
With a 50 lb ruck no less!
and for him 6 mph is not running, it's just a long stride walk.
yeah, he's only 6'1".
I can run 6 mph in boots, but no way in hell can I do it for 12 miles. :panic:
Amber Lamps
06-16-2009, 07:16 PM
With a 50 lb ruck no less!
and for him 6 mph is not running, it's just a long stride walk.
yeah, he's only 6'1".
I can run 6 mph in boots, but no way in hell can I do it for 12 miles. :panic:
Wow! Well something big or some L.A. cops would have to be chasing me!!!:lol:
CrazyKell
06-16-2009, 09:53 PM
Those people are everywhere in life.
I just get really tired of someone who always has to one up you. I know a girl like that and also see it quite a bit online.
Mikey
06-16-2009, 10:09 PM
Those people are everywhere in life.
I just get really tired of someone who always has to one up you. I know a girl like that and also see it quite a bit online.
Oh yeah? I know like five people like that, and I'm seeing it online right now.
CrazyKell
06-16-2009, 10:12 PM
Oh yeah? I know like five people like that, and I'm seeing it online right now.
It's so annoying.
This girl, if I say I broke 100 in golf....she'll say...oh yeah I shot a 90. :td:
Notice it a lot on here with some people.....they've done everything, been everywhere, etc. etc. :lmao:
Guy in my company told me that he can easily do a 12 mile ruck march with a 50lb pack at an average of 6 mph.
Too bad he's been on crutches for 2 months cause he had surgery after spraining his ankle... yes. surgery for a sprained ankle.
I've seen it done before. The fastest guy to do the 12 mile ruck at air assault school did it in 1:45 (somewhere around there), but it was with a 35lb pack. I think I did it around the 2:30 mark and I had a fractured ankle.
Amber Lamps
06-16-2009, 11:50 PM
It's so annoying.
This girl, if I say I broke 100 in golf....she'll say...oh yeah I shot a 90. :td:
Notice it a lot on here with some people.....they've done everything, been everywhere, etc. etc. :lmao:
Ah some people HAVE been everywhere! What happens is people who haven't been anywhere or done anything in their lives. Meet people on the internet who have actually done things and gone places. So of course those people people must be lying!!!:lol:
I can't speak for other people but when you grow up in the military, then your Dad is a bit of a wanderer, then you join, serve 10 years and do some wandering when you get out, well you tend to see and do things. I remember how amazed I used to be when I'd meet someone who "claimed" to have never been out of the immediate area where they grew up. My step mom was that way. She was born in Howard City, Mi. Got married and moved to Greenville, MI (maybe 20 miles). Got divorced, got a job and moved to Grand Rapids, Mi (about 20 miles) where she still lives. The farthest this woman has been in her life, is Chicago, Ill or Detroit, Mi both about 150-200 miles. Now that is amazing to me!!!
I understand that some people lie about their lives on the internet but that doesn't mean that everyone has. I thought that I had traveled until I met some of the people here! Some people have actually lived life and some people have spent their lives in a cubicle. :idk:
Amber Lamps
06-16-2009, 11:56 PM
I've seen it done before. The fastest guy to do the 12 mile ruck at air assault school did it in 1:45 (somewhere around there), but it was with a 35lb pack. I think I did it around the 2:30 mark and I had a fractured ankle.
Well, I could walk 12 miles now if my life depended on it!!!:lol: That's not a bad pace, especially with a bum leg. What's the requirement these days?
ericr
06-17-2009, 12:01 AM
When I did network cable installs I had a guy on my crew like that. Back when they "imploded" the Omni in ATL we were riding to the job when he started talking about how he imploded a house once "to save some oak trees around it" :lol: Claimed they used 50 sticks of dynamite :lol
One of the guys on the crew knew I went to school with Travis Tritt so he brought him up one morning while I sat quiet and the idiot "used to run a grader working outside Tritts property in Hiram once got cussed out for getting off the tractor next to Travis' fence, said he was a real dick". Then the first guy asks me if he was a dick when we were in school together and I said, "no, used to sit and drink beers with him at Miss Kittys before he got his recording contract too" It got real quiet after that :lmao:
Besides being a compulsive liar the guy was a shit worker so I ended up letting him go pretty quick.
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