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Avatard
06-17-2009, 07:38 PM
Do not eat this stuff if you like movie theater popcorn:
http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/fpo/Chesters_Butter_Puffcorn.gif
Basically, it's the most tender corn puff ever (read: NO HULLS), slathered in way too much salt and that 10W-40 shit from the movies (just like you like it).
It's fucking crazy. Definitely DO NOT smoke a joint and then open a bag in the presence of more than one other person, or you may have to kill some of them.
You have been warned.
Also to be avoided: Herr's Hot Fries...OMG.
Gas Man
06-18-2009, 01:25 AM
hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.
And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM
Archren
06-18-2009, 05:56 AM
You are evil. Pure fucking evil. I want some. I'll probably binge on 3 bags of each. But after the crossfit ass-kickings my boss has been giving us the past couple weeks, I've earned it. :lol:
Avatard
06-18-2009, 07:49 AM
hmmmm... I already have to stay away from microwaved popcorn once somebody made pan fried white kernel corn.
And BTW I love Andy's Hot Fries... YUM
Herr's Hot Fries > Andy Capp's Hot Fries
Avatard
06-18-2009, 07:50 AM
You are evil.
No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
Adeptus_Minor
06-18-2009, 09:32 AM
No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
They ought to measure that shit in 'sittings' not 'servings'.
Lay's kettle chips are my current vice... and those bags are usually 2-3 sittings for me.
God... no wonder I'm out of shape. :panic:
EpyonXero
06-18-2009, 09:38 AM
Eh.. the fact that they cant actually call it "popcorn" scares me.
Zapp's Cajun Crawtators FTMFW!
I know you want to buy some: http://www.zapps.com/cgi-bin/zapps/index.html
http://www.cajunpotluck.com/files/Zapps-Cajun_20Crawtators_1_.JPG
askmrjesus
06-18-2009, 09:46 AM
Zapp's Cajun Crawtators FTMFW!
I'm not eating anything that sounds like it should be having a battle with Spider Man.
JC
I'm not eating anything that sounds like it should be having a battle with Spider Man.
JC
You are missing out. Maybe I will bring a bag to the DS ride. It's delicious kettle cooked spicy heaven.
HurricaneHeather
06-18-2009, 10:01 AM
I'm not eating anything that sounds like it should be having a battle with Spider Man.
JC
:lmao:
I'm addicted to the generic H-E-B chili cheese fritos right now. I bring some with me to work everyday and I have to make myself wait until after 10am before I start eating them. :lol:
Lay off me, I'm crippled. And yes, I am still using that excuse.
Papa_Complex
06-18-2009, 10:07 AM
Zapp's Cajun Crawtators FTMFW!
I know you want to buy some: http://www.zapps.com/cgi-bin/zapps/index.html
http://www.cajunpotluck.com/files/Zapps-Cajun_20Crawtators_1_.JPG
Now something else that I have to try, dammit!
I've been buying a lot of these lately:
jtemple
06-18-2009, 11:05 AM
I can make movie theater popcorn at home any time I want:
http://popcornpoppershop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/whirleypop.jpg
Archren
06-18-2009, 12:20 PM
No, no...it's not me; Blame Frito-Lay. I do. Ate a whole fucking bag of that shit yesterday. 5 servings? Bah.
I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors. I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first... :lol:
Avatard
06-18-2009, 12:36 PM
I just bought a bag of the butter and a bag of the cheese flavors.
I am in search of the cheese variety myself. I live in fear that they are as good.
I'm debating on if I should eat lunch first.
I'd leave room.
Archren
06-18-2009, 12:42 PM
I am in search of the cheese variety myself. I live in fear that they are as good.
I'd leave room.
I'll let you know how the cheese variety is. :lol:
As for leaving room.. yeah, I probably should eat actual food since my office is taking me out for beer tonight as a going away party. :lol:
pauldun170
06-18-2009, 01:01 PM
mmmm
hydrogenized salted processed residue with JUST A HINT of dye #7.
Archren
06-18-2009, 01:04 PM
I am in search of the cheese variety myself. I live in fear that they are as good.
Ok, yes, cheese variety is awesome. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Edit: The cheese is almost overwhelming after a while.. although having a Monster to wash it all down helps. :lol:
Gas Man
06-18-2009, 03:04 PM
Zapp's Cajun Crawtators FTMFW!
I know you want to buy some: http://www.zapps.com/cgi-bin/zapps/index.html
http://www.cajunpotluck.com/files/Zapps-Cajun_20Crawtators_1_.JPG
We need to try these next month... YUM
We need to try these next month... YUM
I will try to get some sent up, they don't sell them here either. I have to get my family to ship them up from New Orleans or go down and get them myself. You can order them on the net though.
Gas Man
06-18-2009, 03:11 PM
Well just order some for yourself... then I'll steal some in July! Yea Good IDEAR
Particle Man
06-19-2009, 02:25 PM
I can make movie theater popcorn at home any time I want:
http://popcornpoppershop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/whirleypop.jpg
do you pop it in coconut oil?
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