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Trip
06-18-2009, 10:32 PM
In honor of that crafty crustacean and Mr. Kaufman:

I present to you our Larry the Lobster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Braindamaged0386/TwFix%20Rally/DSC_0085.jpg

tached1000rr
06-18-2009, 10:34 PM
Kaneman AND Krabil, look it's Tigger with full leathers!

Apoc
06-18-2009, 10:35 PM
i vote for boiling him in salt water...

tached1000rr
06-18-2009, 10:36 PM
He's gotta stay.

Amber Lamps
06-18-2009, 10:39 PM
Kaneman AND Krabil, look it's Tigger with full leathers!

Hahaha! Dude I have more gear than both of those dudes put together, I guarantee it!:lol:

Alright get your votes in and let the chips fall where they may! Oh and please don't wuss out and vote the "tater's whore of an ex-wife" thing. I honestly want to know if it's the entire forum or if it's just Azoom and her bunch that want me gone.

2up
06-18-2009, 10:51 PM
Damn, once again azoomm is blamed (or credited) for what other people think, say, and do. She should really have been a shephard so she could maximize on her ability to control sheep. :lol:

Some things you say, which you then disclaimer later as having been just jokes, just aren't funny. :idk: Lame about what happened with you and your wife but, let it go man, stop being such a misogynist. Or at least stop giving others the perception that you are one.

Amber Lamps
06-18-2009, 11:00 PM
Damn, once again azoomm is blamed (or credited) for what other people think, say, and do. She should really have been a shephard so she could maximize on her ability to control sheep. :lol:

Some things you say, which you then disclaimer later as having been just jokes, just aren't funny. :idk: Lame about what happened with you and your wife but, let it go man, stop being such a misogynist. Or at least stop giving others the perception that you are one.

Huh? Azoom said "Eh, i'm just curious why people like to hang out where they aren't wanted. " So that's why I used her name. :idk:

Lots of things said on this forum that are supposed to be funny, aren't to me but hey I don't decide what you get to think is humor...

Anyway, thanks for voting!

cuttle
06-18-2009, 11:02 PM
He's seriously self absorbed douche, but we need a whipping boy - it's entertaining and it makes the workday go by faster (think very slow motion train wreck :rockwoot:).

I'd say we keep him till he cries "momma" and runs home.

Yamerhaw
06-18-2009, 11:09 PM
stay, seems to me, he mostly just tell it like it is, seems to be pretty helpful as far as giving advice on bike stuff, always posting up links to good sales on helmets, gear, etc... hell he even mailed me a GSXR 1000 repair manual

Mrs. Colleen
06-18-2009, 11:15 PM
He has never done or said anything to offend me or piss me off. :idk: Not that I saw anyway. :lol:

And for the most part I don't really care what people say...this is only the internet after all! :beers:

Trip
06-18-2009, 11:27 PM
Damn, once again azoomm is blamed (or credited) for what other people think, say, and do. She should really have been a shephard so she could maximize on her ability to control sheep. :lol:

Some things you say, which you then disclaimer later as having been just jokes, just aren't funny. :idk: Lame about what happened with you and your wife but, let it go man, stop being such a misogynist. Or at least stop giving others the perception that you are one.

Not zoomies fault or her asking, she had nothing to do with this.

JoJoYZF
06-19-2009, 12:11 AM
I have no problem wit him. Hes only irritated me once or twice and if that happens I just dont read what he types. Easy fix. I vote he stays.

askmrjesus
06-19-2009, 12:20 AM
Decisions, decisions...

Maybe this post can help me decide;

Um no, it's a different subject now. So I'm responding to it. Why? (Who cares? Ok, one vote for option 3) Am I no longer allowed to post on this forum? Besides, it's no contest. He's much smarter than I am (That's true, one vote for stay) and he knows stuff about me and I don't know anything about him.(Not true, read a bible motherfucker, one vote ban) It's a total lose situation for me. It would be like me against Holyfield in a boxing match. I was doped up(uh oh, bullshit excuses on aisle two) and made a stupid crack on this thread, basically a joke(can we please get a mop on aisle two?) and when I looked at it when I woke up. (Ok, fuck the mop, we need a Zamboni.) I knew that I was in for some shit! It's all good, he's been cracking on me since he joined for reasons unknown to me.(It's because you're a weasel. There, now you know.) I don't agree with all of you on many subjects and that causes you to "dislike" me.(Um... yeah, that's usually how it works) Cool. (like Fonzi cool?) Whatever. (No, it can't be cool and whatever. You have to pick one.) Besides I am certain that I have broken the "disliked record" on this forum!(Drama queen alert!) Especially among the "new people". (Right, we all came here specifically so we could not like you. :lol:) In the sphere of what's real and important in my life right now, this doesn't even make a scratch.(Well that makes perfect sense. I too ask for polls to be started about me, when I don't care what people think).

I learned two things analyzing this post. The first was the correct spelling of Zamboni (I love this spell check thing, I've been guessing on Zamboni for years). The second thing, is that you are one confused motherfucker. :lol:

JC

Amber Lamps
06-19-2009, 01:09 AM
Decisions, decisions...

Maybe this post can help me decide;



I learned two things analyzing this post. The first was the correct spelling of Zamboni (I love this spell check thing, I've been guessing on Zamboni for years). The second thing, is that you are one confused motherfucker. :lol:

JC


Yea I don't want to claim that post either!:lol: It's true that I have a lot of excuses and I'm sure that you won't accept any of them, why would you? It doesn't matter, I made the post and regardless of whatever the circumstances were, I should be held accountable.

In any case, you are a much smarter and funnier person than I am or could ever be. I actually have a lot of respect for you, your humor ,intelligence, and the way you jump in to help guys with questions. I honestly think that you are a genuine resource to this forum and I'm glad that you're here. I mean that. I always jump to read your posts. Me and my gf almost died laughing at the Tig/baby pic! That was genius!:lol:

One thing is for certain though, I don't know anything about you. I don't have pics to photo shop in funny ways or use personal information to make fun of you. I'm certainly not going to slam on Jesus Christ as a means of insulting you. Hey I can make a religious joke now and again but that might be a little far for me. (oops another excuse) I mean if those were the rules then you would have restricted your comments to the actual Tigger's attributes. Photoshoped a pic of Tigger's face onto a baby,etc. Not that it would matter, I was going to lose. I know that. I may be a fourth level retard but even I'm smart enough to know that I can't match your wit. I shouldn't have started it. I'm sorry.

As far as asking for the poll, it's simple. Maybe Azoom is right and I'm not wanted here. If that's the case then I don't want to be. I know, here's another of my attention whore/drama queen episodes or whatever. I can see why you'd think that but you're wrong. My biggest problem and my greatest strength (imo, anyway) is that if I believe something, no matter how many people tell me I'm "stupid", "retarded", "a douchebag", or whatever. I'm not going to change just to fit in. If what everyone wants here is another "animal loving","100% gear wearing", "traffic law obeying", "MSF is mandatory", "non-wheelie doing", "sensitive", "follow the crowd pc guy"... well vote me out. Simple.

neebelung
06-19-2009, 06:38 AM
...or if it's just Azoom and her bunch that want me gone.
wow.... If you hadn't said that last line, I'd probably continue to jyst laugh you off. But now? Fuck it, yeah let's just boil ya. Lon, don't go away mad, please just go away. :lol:

cbrchick
06-19-2009, 06:52 AM
Do we really need a poll to turn every thread into one about Tigger?

I'd vote "stay" just so AMJ can roast your ass on occassion. I'll need some laughs in the months to come I am sure.

You're no Baby Gorilla or Speed Addiction, but you'll do in a pinch :)

Mr Lefty
06-19-2009, 07:12 AM
FUCKING CHRIST!

WHO FUCKING CARES.


Tigger... if you like being around... Stay. FUCK EVERYONE ELSE... Eventually the'll get over the fact that your here and move on... you've provided several threads that are informitave and when you're not aruge'n with people just to do so... you've got good info... but again... fuck what I think... even if you didn't... you wanna stay... stay.

Everyone else... if ya don't like him... put his ass on ignore... I know he was on ignore for me for a couple months... fucker annoyed me with all the fucking argueing and instigating... I just stopped reading his posts...

this fuck'n drama shit is annoying... it's a motherfucking motorcycle forum... not an e-highschool... pretty sure most of us are out of our teenage years... lets grow up and act like it...

Flexin
06-19-2009, 07:40 AM
Stay. :boobs:

James

Tmall
06-19-2009, 07:44 AM
Like ebbs says. Fuck every body else.

The only ppl who seem to give a fuck are those loaded with the estrogen. Amj included..

They can put on their big girl panties and deal with out here were the boys play.

If they want to tigger bash, keep it in the vagina only area of the forum.

LittleTaz
06-19-2009, 07:49 AM
FUCKING CHRIST!

WHO FUCKING CARES.


Tigger... if you like being around... Stay. FUCK EVERYONE ELSE... Eventually the'll get over the fact that your here and move on... you've provided several threads that are informitave and when you're not aruge'n with people just to do so... you've got good info... but again... fuck what I think... even if you didn't... you wanna stay... stay.

Everyone else... if ya don't like him... put his ass on ignore... I know he was on ignore for me for a couple months... fucker annoyed me with all the fucking argueing and instigating... I just stopped reading his posts...

this fuck'n drama shit is annoying... it's a motherfucking motorcycle forum... not an e-highschool... pretty sure most of us are out of our teenage years... lets grow up and act like it...


AMEN! I seriously don't get some of you people... Tigger doesn't bother me at all. Why? Because if I think something he (or anyone) said is stupid or obnoxious I laugh it off, move on and don't encourage it. Unless someone is deliberately and repeatedly attacking you personally without provocation of any sort, there's absolutely no sense in all this commotion.

Just hit ignore.

ETA - Damn, just read Tmall's post... my testosterone must have kicked in... :lol:

Papa_Complex
06-19-2009, 08:17 AM
Hahaha! Dude I have more gear than both of those dudes put together, I guarantee it!:lol:

I'll bet that it all matches your bike too.

CrazyKell
06-19-2009, 08:31 AM
Like ebbs says. Fuck every body else.

The only ppl who seem to give a fuck are those loaded with the estrogen. Amj included..

They can put on their big girl panties and deal with out here were the boys play.

If they want to tigger bash, keep it in the vagina only area of the forum.

When did you go from being semi-normal and likeable, hell even pleasant to a crotchety bastard? :scratch:

I have trouble ignoring people, but that doesn't mean that I think everyone else should kick someone out. I know that I'm the one that needs to learn to deal with ignoring them and not rising to the bait. :idk:

NeonspeedRT
06-19-2009, 08:59 AM
Honestly I don't care. However, it seems that the majority of people who ask "should I stay or should I go" are just wanting attention. If you aren't getting enough attention or the kind of attention you want, then maybe you should pack it in and don't let the door hit you on the way out. Why wait for the ban?

askmrjesus
06-19-2009, 09:06 AM
Like ebbs says. Fuck every body else.

The only ppl who seem to give a fuck are those loaded with the estrogen. Amj included..

They can put on their big girl panties and deal with out here were the boys play.

If they want to tigger bash, keep it in the vagina only area of the forum.

:lol:

Yeah! I hate people who "care" about stuff, and their stupid "opinions"! You should only post about NOT having opinions about other peoples opinions, IMHO, because....Ok, fuck it. I'm lost now. :lol:

JC

tommymac
06-19-2009, 09:10 AM
:lol:

Yeah! I hate people who "care" about stuff, and their stupid "opinions"! You should only post about NOT having opinions about other peoples opinions, IMHO, because....Ok, fuck it. I'm lost now. :lol:

JC

For someone whos all knowing and all powerful you seem to be slipping here :lol:

Tom

Apoc
06-19-2009, 09:17 AM
When did you go from being semi-normal and likeable, hell even pleasant to a crotchety bastard? :scratch:




oh oh, buddy. You went against the group. Better watch, they're building the gallows as we speak :wtfru:

CrazyKell
06-19-2009, 09:26 AM
oh oh, buddy. You went against the group. Better watch, they're building the gallows as we speak :wtfru:

:lol

No really. :lmao:

Why the hell do you guys care so much about this "group"? (I don't even know what group you're talking about :scratch: :lol:)

askmrjesus
06-19-2009, 09:26 AM
For someone whos all knowing and all powerful you seem to be slipping here :lol:

Tom

Even omniscience can't keep you from being completely baffled by faulty logic. :lol:

JC

zed
06-19-2009, 09:31 AM
I have trouble ignoring people, but that doesn't mean that I think everyone else should kick someone out. I know that I'm the one that needs to learn to deal with ignoring them and not rising to the bait. :idk:

there is an ignore list, it just shows the persons name, not their post. makes it much easier to ignore someones post.

Apoc
06-19-2009, 09:34 AM
:lol

No really. :lmao:

Why the hell do you guys care so much about this "group"? (I don't even know what group you're talking about :scratch: :lol:)


It wasnt directed at you, just your comment, Kell.

But if you didnt notice, much like CF, if you dont go with the popular opinion, your treated as a 'traitor', your morals are questioned, and you get shunned from 'normal group'. Just because we have a common interest here, doesnt mean we need to be 'like minded'

tommymac
06-19-2009, 09:36 AM
Even omniscience can't keep you from being completely baffled by faulty logic. :lol:

JC

Cant argue with that ;)

Tom

CrazyKell
06-19-2009, 09:42 AM
there is an ignore list, it just shows the persons name, not their post. makes it much easier to ignore someones post.

Ya I know but that takes all the fun out of it. :tremble:

It wasnt directed at you, just your comment, Kell.

But if you didnt notice, much like CF, if you dont go with the popular opinion, your treated as a 'traitor', your morals are questioned, and you get shunned from 'normal group'. Just because we have a common interest here, doesnt mean we need to be 'like minded'

Ya I noticed, but that's with every board. :idk: I don't think like a lot of people on this board....doesn't stop me though. :idk:

Ya gotta admit though....some people push that envelope a bit father than needed.

Papa_Complex
06-19-2009, 09:48 AM
It wasnt directed at you, just your comment, Kell.

But if you didnt notice, much like CF, if you dont go with the popular opinion, your treated as a 'traitor', your morals are questioned, and you get shunned from 'normal group'. Just because we have a common interest here, doesnt mean we need to be 'like minded'

Where is this shunning and how may I participate.

.... as the shunned.

Apoc
06-19-2009, 09:57 AM
Ya gotta admit though....some people push that envelope a bit father than needed.


Not really, not here. This board is pretty tame, and the goodie goodies really arent that goody goody if you dig back through their history. Even though they constantly insist they are.

neebelung
06-19-2009, 10:14 AM
Like ebbs says. Fuck every body else.

The only ppl who seem to give a fuck are those loaded with the estrogen. Amj included..

They can put on their big girl panties and deal with out here were the boys play.

If they want to tigger bash, keep it in the vagina only area of the forum.

What you're failing to realize is tha Tigger whines and moans more than all the estrogen loaded members combined!! :lol: I'm not the least bit offended by him, personally I think Tigger is the one who manties seem to be in a perpetual bunch. But that's not why I think he should go away; THIS THREAD, and the fact that he asked for it (it screeeeeaaaams "beg me to stay, please????") is why I think he needs to pack up his toys and go home. :rofl:

marko138
06-19-2009, 10:14 AM
Dude craves attention. Always has, always will.

shmike
06-19-2009, 10:28 AM
I leave this place for a few days and miss all the fun.

I'm with a few of the others, I don't see why all the hatred for Tigger. :idk:

If the majority of you guys can't stand him and his need for attention why continue to go round and round with him?

Kaneman
06-19-2009, 10:36 AM
Stay.

z06boy
06-19-2009, 10:44 AM
Dude craves attention. Always has, always will.


Fact

I voted STAY. Tigger has some "off the wall post" and says some crazy stuff BUT he also post alot of good things and can be pretty clever and funny at times.

I take about everything he says with a grain of salt but he11 that goes for most everyone if not everyone on this forum. :idk: :lol:

When he post something I don't agree with I either make a comment that shows I disagree or just ignore it and not respond. I just make it a point not to get into a long drawn out keyboard battle about it but again...that's how I deal with any of you here...it's not worth it to me to get all worked up over something posted on the internet.

I guess there is another thread here that led to this thread being started that I haven't seen so I'll go look for it now. :lol

Tmall
06-19-2009, 11:14 AM
Fact

I voted STAY. Tigger has some "off the wall post" and says some crazy stuff BUT he also post alot of good things and can be pretty clever and funny at times.

I take about everything he says with a grain of salt but he11 that goes for most everyone if not everyone on this forum. :idk: :lol:

When he post something I don't agree with I either make a comment that shows I disagree or just ignore it and not respond. I just make it a point not to get into a long drawn out keyboard battle about it but again...that's how I deal with any of you here...it's not worth it to me to get all worked up over something posted on the internet.

I guess there is another thread here that led to this thread being started that I haven't seen so I'll go look for it now. :lol

If nobody here craved attention, we'd all be lurkers. Not posters.

z06boy
06-19-2009, 11:25 AM
If nobody here craved attention, we'd all be lurkers. Not posters.

Well that's all relative and some crave it more than others and he does seem to crave it more than most...isn't that obvious ? :idk:

I did vote for him to stay...just to be clear.

Why didn't you quote marko138 he's the one that said it...I just agreed. :lol:

marko138
06-19-2009, 11:26 AM
Well that's all relative and some crave it more than others and he does seem to crave it more than most...isn't that obvious ? :idk:

I did vote for him to stay...just to be clear.

Why didn't you quote marko138 he's the one that said it...I just agreed. :lol:
That is a fact, jack.

skiergirl
06-19-2009, 11:27 AM
He has the occasional very informative post and often funny but the all the damn drama and arguing then whining abut being picked on for his opinions after he puts them out there needs to go....

Don't instigate a fight then cry when others fight back....

Tmall
06-19-2009, 11:30 AM
Well that's all relative and some crave it more than others and he does seem to crave it more than most...isn't that obvious ? :idk:

I did vote for him to stay...just to be clear.

Why didn't you quote marko138 he's the one that said it...I just agreed. :lol:

I surf on my phone. I just take the easiest route.. :lol:

neebelung
06-19-2009, 11:30 AM
Don't instigate a fight then cry when others fight back....

Amen!! As I've said before, Tig can dish it out, but can't take it.

z06boy
06-19-2009, 11:31 AM
I surf on my phone. I just take the easiest route.. :lol:

Ok that makes sense. :lol: :cheers:

marko138
06-19-2009, 11:32 AM
Amen!! As I've said before, Tig can dish it out, but can't take it.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell Yeah.

z06boy
06-19-2009, 11:32 AM
He has the occasional very informative post and often funny but the all the damn drama and arguing then whining abut being picked on for his opinions after he puts them out there needs to go....

Don't instigate a fight then cry when others fight back....

Ok... valid points.

azoomm
06-19-2009, 11:54 AM
He's seriously self absorbed douche, but we need a whipping boy - it's entertaining and it makes the workday go by faster (think very slow motion train wreck :rockwoot:).

I'd say we keep him till he cries "momma" and runs home.

That was kind of my thought - I don't ever like to use technology to keep someone away. They should either want to be here or sit in the corner wanting their mother by their own choice....

I asked a question - and, Tigger then seems to think that we ACTUALLY give a shit. :luck:

Tmall
06-19-2009, 12:33 PM
That was kind of my thought - I don't ever like to use technology to keep someone away. They should either want to be here or sit in the corner wanting their mother by their own choice....

I asked a question - and, Tigger then seems to think that we ACTUALLY give a shit. :luck:

I like your style. You pretend like this all beneath you, yet here you are..

askmrjesus
06-19-2009, 12:42 PM
I like your style. You pretend like this all beneath you, yet here you are..

Seems to be a lot of that going around....

JC

azoomm
06-19-2009, 01:25 PM
I like your style. You pretend like this all beneath you, yet here you are..

:lol:

It is the fucking internet... seriously??!? I mean, really?? I'm sorry, I only care at sporadic moments when I'm bored online.

Trip
06-19-2009, 01:29 PM
Maybe we need a venting thread where we can all yell at each other and be done with it all. :lol:

neebelung
06-19-2009, 01:34 PM
:lol:

It is the fucking internet... seriously??!? I mean, really?? I'm sorry, I only care at sporadic moments when I'm bored online.

Truth. Posting about something doesn't necessarily indicate one cares. I've posted in this thread, but I assure you, the moment I log off this site, the only "Tigger" I give a second thought about is my cat! :lol:

Maybe we need a venting thread where we can all yell at each other and be done with it all. :lol:

Since when do we need a thread for that? Isn't that what the whole off topic section is for? :rofl:

the chi
06-19-2009, 01:40 PM
:lol:

It is the fucking internet... seriously??!? I mean, really?? I'm sorry, I only care at sporadic moments when I'm bored online.


Perfectly stated, just perfect.

Particle Man
06-19-2009, 01:42 PM
I vote stay because he's never done anything to piss me off :shrug:

Seems like an okay guy

And AMJ's posts made me :lol:

pauldun170
06-19-2009, 01:47 PM
we is serious business

Gas Man
06-19-2009, 06:08 PM
Who the fuck cares... Ebbs said it best!

Trip
06-19-2009, 06:28 PM
this thread has run it's course. done!

bad idea posting it in the first place.

Gas Man
06-19-2009, 06:29 PM
but you forgot to close it there Capt!

neebelung
06-19-2009, 09:21 PM
this thread has run it's course. done!

bad idea posting it in the first place.

Agreed; bad idea. So since it was Tig's craptacular idea, can we go ahead and boil him now?

marko138
06-21-2009, 09:40 AM
The votes have clearly been tampered with.

Gas Man
06-21-2009, 10:19 PM
The votes have clearly been tampered with.
:lol: :lol: