Venting Thread [Archive]

cuttle

06-19-2009, 01:35 PM

Maybe we need a venting thread where we can all yell at each other and be done with it all. :lol:

here ya go....

English is my second language and if my grammar is wrong just BITE ME!!!!!

I feel better now :rockwoot:

neebelung

06-19-2009, 01:39 PM

I surf from my phone, so if my grammar sucks, BITE ME! :lol:

Also, I wear gear -- but I don't wear full leathers, so if you're offended by that, BITE ME! :lol:

AND, I've never been to the track. I might try it some day, but I don't care to become a track junkie -- I LIKE riding street. So if you're bothered by that, BITE ME! :lol:

AND... I'm heading to west Texas this afternoon, where it's hot as balls... I might complain about the fucking heat. I might complain about missing my husband. I might complain about missing the ocean, for God's sake... and if you complain about my complaining, BITE ME! :nee:

Wow, this is kinda therapeutic! :rofl:

Particle Man

06-19-2009, 01:40 PM

here ya go....

English is my second language and if my grammar is wrong just BITE ME!!!!!

I feel better now :rockwoot:

actually, you're grammar is better than some people I know for whom their ONLY language is English :lol:

the chi

06-19-2009, 01:42 PM

For everyone in interwebz land...:gofurslf:

Not because I mean it, simply because I am so dang bored...Im on page 189 of textsfromlastnight, THATS how bored.

MILK

06-19-2009, 01:45 PM

actually, you're grammar is better than some people I know for whom their ONLY language is English :lol:

Ok mr... You're is really 'you are' and you know that!!

My vent! I may have an English degree but I'm still from the South so if I screw up my grammar BITE ME!!

Oh and to my manager, I am pronouncing Artisan wrong on purpose to see how many times you will correct me!! Ha ha!! Bite me!!! :lol:

pauldun170

06-19-2009, 01:50 PM

TAINT?

fucking Taint?

CrazyKell

06-19-2009, 02:01 PM

TAINT?

fucking Taint?

I giggled out loud at my desk when you had to look that up. Seriously!

Um.....everyone can just bite me. :gofurslf:

Self righteous pompous assholes can definitely bite me!

Particle Man

06-19-2009, 02:02 PM

Ok mr... You're is really 'you are' and you know that!!

I know, I did it on purpose ;)

Trip

06-19-2009, 02:04 PM

Oh good, Fuck you all. Assholes. Especially you, Ebbs.

MILK

06-19-2009, 02:04 PM

I know, I did it on purpose ;)

*Shew*

LittleTaz

06-19-2009, 02:10 PM

Anyone who thinks they're better than anyone else based on interwebz stuff can BITE ME!

But, just to be clear, anyone who bites me is getting junk punched!

:lmao:

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 02:14 PM

I don't use being a "hoodrat" as an excuse you fuckheads! I use it to try and explain why I have different opinions than most of you pampered, lily white motherfuckers living in your bubbles with your two car garages, and your parents, and your college degrees! With my background I should be in prison or robbing/raping and/or killing you right fucking now! You should be thankful that I'm merely arguing with you on the internet!!! So fuck you!!! :lol:

CrazyKell

06-19-2009, 02:15 PM

MILK

06-19-2009, 02:17 PM

JC

:lmao:

Ninjakel

06-19-2009, 02:19 PM

Fuck everyone. The end.

pauldun170

06-19-2009, 02:21 PM

jc

f
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classic

Cruzergirl

06-19-2009, 02:35 PM

JC

:lmao: giggled so hard I called your Dad...

I'm always a post too late to say what I wanted to say.... :lol:

So, all of you waiting at your keyboard to type just the right witty thing at just the right time....BITE ME!

neebelung

06-19-2009, 02:37 PM

Anyone who thinks they're better than anyone else based on interwebz stuff can BITE ME!

But, just to be clear, anyone who bites me is getting junk punched!

:lmao:

:rofl:

neebelung

06-19-2009, 02:39 PM

azoomm

06-19-2009, 02:40 PM

Dance, my puppets... DANCE
:nee:

cuttle

06-19-2009, 02:46 PM

Dance, my puppets... DANCE
:nee:

I have the correct accent and I should be working for BMW not you!!!!! :td:

BIOTCH!

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 02:50 PM

*gasp* nooooooo!! Not the two car garages! Oh the huge manatee! :lol:

Yea and I never got any type of Trichechidae, much less a manatee!!!:panic: I've been robbed I tells ya!!!!:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 02:53 PM

Dance, my puppets... DANCE
:nee:

Shit I've never accused you oh being any kind of "puppet master"! As far as I know, you don't run nothing but your mouth and your husband crazy!!!:lol:

Btw I do have this right, we are allowed/supposed to yell at each other?

pauldun170

06-19-2009, 03:14 PM

z06boy

06-19-2009, 03:34 PM

:pwsign:

...but since I'm here...go ahead and get the sand out...

:sandyvag:

redflip

HokieDNA01

06-19-2009, 03:46 PM

:pwsign:

...but since I'm here...go ahead and get the sand out...

:sandyvag:

redflip

Pauldun can you see the TAINT in that picture? Its down at the bottom.

For those of you that think because I had a good quick day of riding in the mountains I must be missing my ovaries/uterus. BITE ME

For those of you that feel the need to insult me because my boyfriend gives me a compliment. BITE ME.

For those of you that think that Kerry and I agree with everything each other says and does (HAHA if you only knew) and wants to bash us for it. BITE ME

For those that like to switch my key out of my bike and stick it in Kerry's while I sleep Bite...no never mind that was pretty funny.

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 03:59 PM

Pauldun can you see the TAINT in that picture? Its down at the bottom.

For those of you that think because I had a good quick day of riding in the mountains I must be missing my ovaries/uterus. BITE ME

For those of you that feel the need to insult me because my boyfriend gives me a compliment. BITE ME.

For those of you that think that Kerry and I agree with everything each other says and does (HAHA if you only knew) and wants to bash us for it. BITE ME

For those that like to switch my key out of my bike and stick it in Kerry's while I sleep Bite...no never mind that was pretty funny.

For those of us that think that you are Kerry's sugar mama... oh wait, you're the one that told us that!:lol:

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 04:02 PM

Keep it real tig....
Keep it real

I'll have you know that I have $18 motherfucker! What?!?:lol: Oh and our "gang sign" was the Westside gang sign! Rider can tell you all about that side of Grand Rapids!:lol:

pauldun170

06-19-2009, 04:14 PM

Pauldun can you see the TAINT in that picture? Its down at the bottom.

YOU LIE!!!
The "Taint" is not visible. It is out of field of view.

t-homo

06-19-2009, 04:19 PM

For those of you that like to hide peoples bikes beside hotels then run in saying its gone, rock on.

neebelung

06-19-2009, 04:59 PM

For those of you that like to hide peoples bikes beside hotels then run in saying its gone, rock on.

:dvrofl:

the chi

06-19-2009, 05:01 PM

For those of you that like to hide peoples bikes beside hotels then run in saying its gone, rock on.

:lol: What was better? The original running in and saying that, or our herd running out to see?

Trip

06-19-2009, 05:34 PM

For those of you that like to hide peoples bikes beside hotels then run in saying its gone, rock on.

you are going to burn in hell

Mr Lefty

06-19-2009, 08:04 PM

Oh good, Fuck you all. Assholes. Especially you, Ebbs.

Fuck you douchebag... wonder if I can put the fuck'n admin on ignore...

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 08:40 PM

Fuck you douchebag... wonder if I can put the fuck'n admin on ignore...

No you can't...trust me.

Mr Lefty

06-19-2009, 08:56 PM

No you can't...trust me.

well I know he can PM ya even when ya have them turned off... ask ME how I know :lol:

MILK

06-19-2009, 08:58 PM

For those of you that like to hide peoples bikes beside hotels then run in saying its gone, rock on.

:lol: Even better when you put the bike INSIDE a room..

Amber Lamps

06-19-2009, 09:05 PM

:lol: Even better when you put the bike INSIDE a room..

Psst Ebbs hide is bike in the room this year...fucking genius!!!

MILK

06-19-2009, 09:11 PM

Psst Ebbs hide is bike in the room this year...fucking genius!!!

We hid one of the forum leaders bikes on my VFR site this year. I say 'we' loosely, I just followed and took pictures!! :lol:

Trip

06-19-2009, 09:53 PM

Fuck you douchebag... wonder if I can put the fuck'n admin on ignore...

Nope

No you can't...trust me.

lolz, nice try

well I know he can PM ya even when ya have them turned off... ask ME how I know :lol:

that's right bitch, you have to receive them

Psst Ebbs hide is bike in the room this year...fucking genius!!!

shut the fuck up

2up

06-19-2009, 09:58 PM

Dance, my puppets... DANCE
:nee:

I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone now!! I keep doing stuff I don't know if I want to do but can't help it!!! (Or was that a Stephen King movie? Whatever!) :lol:

Mr Lefty

06-20-2009, 09:17 AM

Psst Ebbs hide is bike in the room this year...fucking genius!!!

shit by that time he'll have the GS... that fuck won't fit through the door...

'73 H1 Triple

06-20-2009, 03:16 PM

*gasp* nooooooo!! Not the two car garages! Oh the huge manatee! :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/gif/GIF/hugemanateepk7.jpg

'73 H1 Triple

06-20-2009, 03:18 PM

If you're going to ask me " How you doing?" as we pass in the parking lot and I answer " Fine, and you? " ANSWER THE FUVKING QUESTION :gofurslf:

VatorMan

06-20-2009, 07:16 PM

My bike was smacked in a PARKING LOT by a dude on a cushman sprayer. I have 3 weeks without my wheels. Top that.:boobs:

Rangerscott

06-21-2009, 02:39 PM

Fur bikes are 100% gay.

If you're not gonna wave back, then dont just stare at me asshole.

No the bitch on the back is not hot. Leathery skin is not a turn on.

Wow, you got beer in your saddle bags, that is so cool..............does it also hold your dildo?

Make fun of my gear one more time and I'll bust out my cheese grater on your ass.

Yes I do know my bike isnt as fast as yours. Its a sport tourer you fuckin moron. Just cause my bike "kinda" sounds like yours doesnt mean it has the same engine. Go practice wrecking.

Porn is not a food group, so stop talking about it like its a three course meal. Every conversation with you shouldnt be about how big the object is that went inside her and how you wish it was inside you.

If one more person here tells me its hot I'm gonna go bananas and when I say bananas I mean shove a banana up your ass.

Weathermen in Texas are A.D.D. retards. Yes I do see that one cloud in the sky, now stop interrupting me every fucking 5 minutes.

Yes, there are steers and queers in Texas. The joke lost its punch four months after it was said.

Yes there are mexicans in Texas. Get over it. Go live in the mountains if you do not want to be around them or better yet go live in Mexico and after a month write me a letter saying how it is.

Yes, the Suzuki GXSR (not "gixxer") IS the national squid bike. Get over it. Ya'll are the ones that made it was it is.

Yes, people in the nations capitol are mostly all retarded. Stop telling me every time you hear/see something about them. Just go write about it in you diary.

Yes, it is way too easy to get a drivers license. Its test need to be a lot harder.

Yes, it is way too easy to get a gun permit. Stop giving people in florida license or they might shoot their kids in the back of the head.

I dont need YOUR explanation of why you THINK you're better than me on a bike. I can come up with something.

Yes, you're bike will get you laid......................with high school girls you 40 yr old fuck. What's it like banging your daught........I mean your girlfriend? Does the school call her parents or you when she needs to be picked up?

Yes, airport security is retarded. You saw me drinking from my water bottle, but when I go through the metal detector with it, it is now a deadly weapon. Strip me down.

I am not a gay fish.

http://www.bawd.ca/storage/images/funny/kanye_sp.jpg

AND...................................5th gen VFR is the greatest bike every made so suck it.

Amber Lamps

06-21-2009, 04:11 PM

Fur bikes are 100% gay.

Can't argue with you there...a bunch of my friends did it in the 90s... I'm like come on fellas, you're not gonna be able to keep it a secret like this!

If you're not gonna wave back, then dont just stare at me asshole.

Hey I waved when you weren't looking, so fuck you!!! Besides, I was trying to get something out of my bags...

No the bitch on the back is not hot. Leathery skin is not a turn on.

Well that's why you get them BEFORE they turn 25 silly!!!

Wow, you got beer in your saddle bags, that is so cool..............does it also hold your dildo?

Why yes it does, did you want to borrow it?

Make fun of my gear one more time and I'll bust out my cheese grater on your ass.

Whoa now there, buddy... just because I carry a dildo in my saddlebags DOESN'T mean that I'm into the kinky shit! Well, maybe one time...

Yes I do know my bike isnt as fast as yours. Its a sport tourer you fuckin moron. Just cause my bike "kinda" sounds like yours doesnt mean it has the same engine. Go practice wrecking.

Yea, yea whatever... let's get back to that cheese grater thing you were talking about earlier...

Porn is not a food group, so stop talking about it like its a three course meal. Every conversation with you shouldnt be about how big the object is that went inside her and how you wish it was inside you.

Look, you know I have the dildo, so let's go back to your place and get that cheese grater, ya tease!

If one more person here tells me its hot I'm gonna go bananas and when I say bananas I mean shove a banana up your ass.

GOD! You are SOOOOO kinky!!! Oooo and so food oriented!

Weathermen in Texas are A.D.D. retards. Yes I do see that one cloud in the sky, now stop interrupting me every fucking 5 minutes.

Yea shut the fuck up, weathermen! We have ass grating and banana fucking to do!!!

Yes, there are steers and queers in Texas. The joke lost its punch four months after it was said.

Oh no buddy! I draw the line at bananas and cheese graters. I learned my lesson after that donkey show in Juarez!!

Yes there are mexicans in Texas. Get over it. Go live in the mountains if you do not want to be around them or better yet go live in Mexico and after a month write me a letter saying how it is.

Man that's exactly why I moved! Those bastards just don't tip! I actually lived in Mexico for three months, I'm sorry that I didn't write but I didn't know how really wild you were or I sure would have!!!

Yes, the Suzuki GXSR (not "gixxer") IS the national squid bike. Get over it. Ya'll are the ones that made it was it is.

Oh yes master, you are so right!!! That is the way you want it isn't it? Gee, this S&M stuff is so exciting!!!

Yes, people in the nations capitol are mostly all retarded. Stop telling me every time you hear/see something about them. Just go write about it in you diary.

I did write about it in my diary!
"Dear diary, Obama is such a poop head! Oh and my new boyfriend Scott knows all about my dildo and offered to fuck me with a BANANA while rubbing my ass with a cheese grater! This may be the best day of my life!!!"

Yes, it is way too easy to get a drivers license. Its test need to be a lot harder.

Oh it does need to be harder, maybe you should put that banana in the freezer before you do some driving of your own!!! Oh yea license that ass!!!

Yes, it is way too easy to get a gun permit. Stop giving people in florida license or they might shoot their kids in the back of the head.

Hmmm...that wasn't sexy at all! Come on baby I was so close!

I dont need YOUR explanation of why you THINK you're better than me on a bike. I can come up with something.

What? Are you done using me and now you don't care about my opinions or feelings? You BASTARD!!!! You Texans are all the same! It's all "fruit and kitchen utensils" at first and then you go cold!

Yes, you're bike will get you laid......................with high school girls you 40 yr old fuck. What's it like banging your daught........I mean your girlfriend? Does the school call her parents or you when she needs to be picked up?

Oh is that what this is about? Don't be jealous baby! She doesn't mean anything to me! Heck, she couldn't do what you do if her mother was Julia Childs and bananas grew on trees outside her bedroom window!

Yes, airport security is retarded. You saw me drinking from my water bottle, but when I go through the metal detector with it, it is now a deadly weapon. Strip me down.

Aw baby, you're just mad they took your special Pampered Chef cheese grater. I told you to bring the plastic one... Ha, you probably did that on purpose so they would strip search you, you naughty boy!!!

I am not a gay fish.

No you are a big strong steer! Moo daddy!!!

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/213.jpg

AND...................................5th gen VFR is the greatest bike every made so suck it.

Okay! But only if you tell me you love me and stick a banana up my ass while I do it!!!

Rangerscott

06-21-2009, 07:34 PM

Choose.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Bananavarieties.jpg

Amber Lamps

06-21-2009, 07:42 PM

Choose.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Bananavarieties.jpg

I think we'll start with the plantains and move up to the Chachitas later!:lol: