Michael Jackson dead jokes?

[shmike]

They have been flying around the office today.

http://www.wowfailblog.com/non-wow/the-day-the-music-died-michael-jackson-dead-jokes-collection/

[marko138]

:lol wow, that shit is FUNNY!!!!!

[Corey]

http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com

[derf]

since Jackson was 99% plastic they should melt him down, and make lego blocks out of him so that kids can play with him for a change

[Particle Man]

What’s the difference between Jacko and Fergie?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August :lmao:

[defector]

What’s the difference between MJ and a Disney Film? Disney films can still touch kids

[Amorok]

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag? Ones made of plastic and dangerous to children, you put groceries in the other.

[derf]

We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.

[pauldun170]

LULZ

"Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse”"

[Hydrant]

Ebay Auction: Michael Jackson’s PC…

Highest Bidder: G. Glitter.

[Riceaholic]

:lol:

[2up]

I don't know if this one is on there but I just got it this morning. I got a bunch yesterday but so far, this is the "worst!"


What will Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson be getting for Christmas?

















Patrick Swayze

[Lucky3623]

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack were not true, he was actually in the children's ward having a stroke.

[TommyHotWheel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/TommyHotWheel/pedobear.gif?t=1246167459Tears for a fallen friend...

['73 H1 Triple]

When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”

[LeeNetworX]

Heard a bunch on the radio this morning - best one I've heard yet:

What were Jacko's last words?

Take me to the childeren's hospital.

[LeeNetworX]

Lol