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BobTheBiker
06-27-2009, 05:25 PM
yeah, that girl can have fun with that. dumbass rich bitch.
Homeslice
06-27-2009, 05:26 PM
Ermkay.....
Hahahahah
I hope she spends the rest of her life like a church mouse.
She writes like a 6 year old too. Way too repetitive. Hard to read.
t-homo
06-27-2009, 05:50 PM
So does she support the idea that men are better than women?
you sure she even finished high school?
I hope some guy gives it to her in the ass and then sprays it all over her face. Poop mixed with semen, winning combination in her face.
HokieDNA01
06-27-2009, 06:20 PM
I'm hoping that is a spoof article
Rangerscott
06-27-2009, 06:49 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_qdPilaVCHS4/SGoA8Pz2dfI/AAAAAAAAAC8/AAlI10E_l1c/s800/Engday1%20076.jpg
Flexin
06-27-2009, 07:27 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_qdPilaVCHS4/SGoA8Pz2dfI/AAAAAAAAAC8/AAlI10E_l1c/s800/Engday1%20076.jpg
:lol
James
Shes real, the story is real, and it gets worse.
http://lostokyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lynzee_stauss.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0a/Lynzee-stauss-34.jpg
http://digg.funniestclip.com/Lynzee_Stauss/
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lynzee_Stauss
http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynzee-Stauss/1182633100
all I know is she better keep her figure, swallow and take it up the ass if she wants a guy to take care of her enough that she don't have to work.
JoJoYZF
06-27-2009, 08:16 PM
all I know is she better keep her figure, swallow and take it up the ass if she wants a guy to take care of her enough that she don't have to work.
Agreed. Of course even then shes pretty much just a fuck buddy. No sense in marrying that dumb bitch.
Flexin
06-27-2009, 08:35 PM
all I know is she better keep her figure, swallow and take it up the ass if she wants a guy to take care of her enough that she don't have to work.
She is ok but I don't think she looks good enough to be that stupid.
James
Avatard
06-27-2009, 09:26 PM
Wow, all that stupid fits in one head?
EpyonXero
06-27-2009, 10:22 PM
She is ok but I don't think she looks good enough to be that stupid.
James
I was thinking the same thing.
Gas Man
06-27-2009, 10:25 PM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/Married_Life.jpg
found pics of mom, she better marry rich off the bat cause shes about to catch the fugly bat in the face
http://digg.funniestclip.com/Lynzee_Stauss/images/lynzee-stauss-17.jpg
right
Gas Man
06-28-2009, 07:57 AM
And gut hangin out!
Particle Man
06-28-2009, 08:51 AM
Hahahaha
that's one load her mom should have swallowed
Bluestreak
06-28-2009, 09:19 AM
That girl needs a good dose of reality.
Amber Lamps
06-28-2009, 12:15 PM
That girl needs a good dose of reality.
She needs a good dose of something and I for one heartily volunteer for that job! Shit, I'd fuck her and 85% of her friends as well, especially that mixed girl! Bj's are guaranteed and as far as anal goes, trust me, those girls have at least tried it and with a couple "Mickey's Big Mouths" down the hatch....:lol: Seriously though, are any of you really surprised by this attitude? In my opinion, it's just a "backlash" from the "Gloria Steinem" way of thinking. Women were told they had to be homemakers, then they were told they had to have careers, now they're swinging back the other way... It's a cycle kind of....:lol: Hahahaha, I don't know but I hope some dude is fucking these bitches two at a time for the price of a 40 oz!!!!:lol: Btw did you know that me and Lindsey went to the same journalism school?:wink:
Avatard
06-28-2009, 12:16 PM
That girl needs a good dose of reality.
That girl needs a dinner fork in the forehead.
Adeptus_Minor
06-28-2009, 01:02 PM
Hahahaha
that's one load her mom should have swallowed
They usually don't swallow when they shell out for the turkey baster.
Fleck750
06-28-2009, 01:02 PM
Seriously though, are any of you really surprised by this attitude? In my opinion, it's just a "backlash" from the "Gloria Steinem" way of thinking. Women were told they had to be homemakers, then they were told they had to have careers, now they're swinging back the other way... It's a cycle kind of....:lol: Hahahaha,
A balance would be nice, though.
Went to the drag strip Friday night. Got ready to leave, visited the port o potty before we left. Hubby had his turn. A father and son were waiting their turn. Boy looks at me and asks what kind of bike does hubby ride. I told him and he seemed a little knowledgeable about bikes. I stood there with my jacket on, holding my helmet and gloves, waiting for him to ask me what I rode.
He didn't so I said, "You didn't ask what bike I ride". Kid stood there with the deer-in-the-headlights look. The father turned around and waited to hear how the conversation went. :lol:
I told him what bike I rode and the kid knew what a Kawi was, but not what my bike was. I told him, since he seemed interested. The father looked a tad apologetic.
I wanted to nip the sexist-pig-in-the-making. I think I did. :D
Girls can ride bikes???
First voting, and now this...
Shouldnt you be having your nails done and getting ready to go out to dinner???
lol
Fleck750
06-28-2009, 01:19 PM
Girls can ride bikes???
First voting, and now this...
Shouldnt you be having your nails done and getting ready to go out to dinner???
lol
Nope, going riding this afternoon since the temp is under 95 degrees. :D
azoomm
06-28-2009, 01:46 PM
Girls can ride bikes???
First voting, and now this...
Shouldnt you be having your nails done and getting ready to go out to dinner???
lol
:lol:
Funny story.
There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.
She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"
My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.
My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose :lol: The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.
I find the very concept ridiculous.
i'd much prefer a woman who rides to one who rides bitch.
But i didnt grow up in the 50's either :lol:
Amber Lamps
06-28-2009, 05:39 PM
i'd much prefer a woman who rides to one who rides bitch.
But i didnt grow up in the 50's either :lol:
Yea we put about 60 miles on today and I'll be glad to get her off the back for sure!:rockwoot:
:lol:
Funny story.
There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.
She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"
My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.
My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose :lol: The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.
I find the very concept ridiculous.
:lmao:
Homeslice
06-28-2009, 10:37 PM
Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
Amber Lamps
06-28-2009, 11:06 PM
Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
True enough! My gf's mother told her she should find a doctor while she's in school! True story, her mother got her boobs done and found her a rich man to marry after her and my gf's Dad parted ways!:lol: I guess she said fuck marrying for love and living in a double wide, I'm going for the gold!!!:lol:
azoomm
06-28-2009, 11:11 PM
Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
We used to refer to that as an MRS degree....
Rangerscott
06-29-2009, 12:03 AM
Her boyfriend looks like a real winner.
Amber Lamps
06-29-2009, 01:44 AM
Her boyfriend looks like a real winner.
Hey he treats her like a fucking princess!!!:lol:
marko138
06-29-2009, 09:45 AM
you sure she even finished high school?
Not yet. Based on her writing there's no way thats not a student paper in some shitty high school.
Amber Lamps
06-29-2009, 10:05 AM
Not yet. Based on her writing there's no way thats not a student paper in some shitty high school.
Community College FTMFW!!!!:lol: Dude, I've met chicks from around here that go to Pitt Community College.... air-fucking-heads, seriously! Think about it, no SAT, ACT requirement, hell, you don't even have to have a High School diploma. A GED is good enough!:rockwoot:
Not yet. Based on her writing there's no way thats not a student paper in some shitty high school.
The story behind it is that her HS school newspaper was being shut down because of the cost, and so she started to write opinion articles.
Rangerscott
06-30-2009, 12:02 AM
The story behind it is that her HS school newspaper was being shut down because of the cost, and so she started to write opinion articles.
As a writer I would think that posting OTHER people's opinion would be better than having your opinion out in the air. It's no fun knowing that everyone knows that you're retarded.
As a writer I would think that posting OTHER people's opinion would be better than having your opinion out in the air. It's no fun knowing that everyone knows that you're retarded.
I dunno i got a few laughs out of it
Amorok
06-30-2009, 06:24 AM
Alls I can say is that bitch better be able to pull a golf ball throuh a garden hose. That, and take an F150 up her ass. She's nowhere near hot enough to get away with that much stupid.
Amber Lamps
06-30-2009, 08:18 AM
Alls I can say is that bitch better be able to pull a golf ball throuh a garden hose. That, and take an F150 up her ass. She's nowhere near hot enough to get away with that much stupid.
Sure she is....for 3 to 6 months!:lol: Then you crush her and toss her away like an empty Mt Dew can.
Papa_Complex
06-30-2009, 08:43 AM
:lol:
Funny story.
There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.
She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"
My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.
My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose :lol: The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.
I find the very concept ridiculous.
I remember going to a track day back in 2003 and bringing Angela along, with her little Honda RS125 GP bike. As we were setting up our pits a couple came by and the woman commented about Ang's bike, "Oh, how cute! That would be perfect for my 10 year old son." A couple of my friends came by, took one look at the bike that was sitting next to mine and wearing black numbers then said, "No.... you didn't. I think we're staying off the track for a while."
My time between sessions was spent laughing my ass off, while she just plain humiliated a series of guys who thought that they were fast, then went to work on their "fast guy"; an amateur 600 racer on his prepped bike. She beat his bets lap time by more than a full second and had the entire paddock up on the wall watching while she chased him down.
I love seeing people's preconceptions get all shot to hell :lol:
Amber Lamps
06-30-2009, 09:01 AM
I remember going to a track day back in 2003 and bringing Angela along, with her little Honda RS125 GP bike. As we were setting up our pits a couple came by and the woman commented about Ang's bike, "Oh, how cute! That would be perfect for my 10 year old son." A couple of my friends came by, took one look at the bike that was sitting next to mine and wearing black numbers then said, "No.... you didn't. I think we're staying off the track for a while."
My time between sessions was spent laughing my ass off, while she just plain humiliated a series of guys who thought that they were fast, then went to work on their "fast guy"; an amateur 600 racer on his prepped bike. She beat his bets lap time by more than a full second and had the entire paddock up on the wall watching while she chased him down.
I love seeing people's preconceptions get all shot to hell :lol:
See? I told you guys that women can be just as fast as men!:rockwoot:
the chi
06-30-2009, 12:42 PM
That girl needs a dinner fork in the forehead.
Im LOVING the imagery implied here...
A balance would be nice, though.
Went to the drag strip Friday night. Got ready to leave, visited the port o potty before we left. Hubby had his turn. A father and son were waiting their turn. Boy looks at me and asks what kind of bike does hubby ride. I told him and he seemed a little knowledgeable about bikes. I stood there with my jacket on, holding my helmet and gloves, waiting for him to ask me what I rode.
He didn't so I said, "You didn't ask what bike I ride". Kid stood there with the deer-in-the-headlights look. The father turned around and waited to hear how the conversation went. :lol:
I told him what bike I rode and the kid knew what a Kawi was, but not what my bike was. I told him, since he seemed interested. The father looked a tad apologetic.
I wanted to nip the sexist-pig-in-the-making. I think I did. :D
:lol:
Funny story.
There I am, at Miller for WSBK. It's Friday, most of the people hanging out are locals... Utah locals. I'm there to unveil the new BMW S1000RR - talking with people, telling them about the specs, working with Motorrad. A man and woman walk up and he is drooling on the bike. So, I walk up to her and ask her what she rides.
She recoils like I slapped her face. HE steps up. He says, "No woman of mine will ride a motorcycle!!" My first thought was DON'T CHANGE YOUR FACE - but I think the horror had already taken over. Then, he looks at me - looks at the bike, and then back at me, only to say "Wait, they LET you ride?"
My reply "Yup, they let me VOTE too." And, I walked away.
My boss was behind me drinking a Coke - it almost went through his nose :lol: The rest of the weekend, he would walk past me telling me to get back into the kitchen.
I find the very concept ridiculous.
Ladies, those are fantastic stories, thanks for sharing!! Bet at least someone learned something. :dthumb:
Some women go to college soley to meet a man, especially in the South, so her attitude isn't surprising even if it is a staged article
We used to refer to that as an MRS degree....
Must be a Texas thang, thats what I always called it to, but here in FL they usually dont know what Im talking bout...shoot, I have family members who pulled tht crap...married money, but poor kids need paper bags! Some things dont mix!
I remember going to a track day back in 2003 and bringing Angela along, with her little Honda RS125 GP bike. As we were setting up our pits a couple came by and the woman commented about Ang's bike, "Oh, how cute! That would be perfect for my 10 year old son." A couple of my friends came by, took one look at the bike that was sitting next to mine and wearing black numbers then said, "No.... you didn't. I think we're staying off the track for a while."
My time between sessions was spent laughing my ass off, while she just plain humiliated a series of guys who thought that they were fast, then went to work on their "fast guy"; an amateur 600 racer on his prepped bike. She beat his bets lap time by more than a full second and had the entire paddock up on the wall watching while she chased him down.
I love seeing people's preconceptions get all shot to hell :lol:
I love that one too! We've got a few of those at our trackdays, the "lil" bikes, that beat the tails off the big guys...love watching them fly around!
Papa_Complex
06-30-2009, 01:24 PM
I love that one too! We've got a few of those at our trackdays, the "lil" bikes, that beat the tails off the big guys...love watching them fly around!
The funny bit was maybe 3 or 4 of the track day heroes knew that black numbers had a meaning :lol:
pauldun170
06-30-2009, 03:14 PM
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azoomm
06-30-2009, 03:36 PM
I just noticed it's from a website www.thechive.com
Nice Onion attempt :skep:
Do a search for her name its all real
azoomm
06-30-2009, 04:13 PM
Do a search for her name its all real
I have no doubt SHE is a real idiot. It's just the subject matter that I question...
its not just on the chive, its everywhere zoomie.. I dont think it originated at the chive...
I have no doubt SHE is a real idiot. It's just the subject matter that I question...
I have no doubt that she actually thinks that way, I have met quite a few girls like this.
Rangerscott
06-30-2009, 08:41 PM
Sure she is....for 3 to 6 months!:lol: Then you crush her and toss her away like an empty Mt Dew can.
That was way to harsh to compare a Mt Dew can with her. Shame on you.
z06boy
07-01-2009, 09:48 AM
Looks like she took down her myspace page. She must have been feeling some heat from her article. :lol:
Fleck750
07-01-2009, 10:30 AM
That was way to harsh to compare a Mt Dew can with her. Shame on you.
At least the Mt. Dew is worth 10 cents. :lmao:
Amber Lamps
07-01-2009, 11:18 AM
At least the Mt. Dew is worth 10 cents. :lmao:
Not in NC, it would be about even. Besides, she has tits and orifices so she'll never be COMPLETELY worthless!
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