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Avatard
06-28-2009, 12:13 PM
BILLY MAYS IS DEAD.

Now maybe WE can rest in peace.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
2up
06-28-2009, 12:45 PM
Wow. A LOT of famous people to all kick the bucket in one week. Sad.
Adeptus_Minor
06-28-2009, 01:00 PM
Wow... AMJ finally got his wish. :lol:
Kaneman
06-28-2009, 02:03 PM
WTF is going on out there? Celebs better start checking into hospitals and getting some monitoring just in case...
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Dave
06-28-2009, 02:35 PM
now if we can get the shamwow guy to hang himself in prison we'll be all set
LittleTaz
06-28-2009, 03:34 PM
now if we can get the shamwow guy to hang himself in prison we'll be all set

I'm thinking the shamwow guy is responsible for Billy's death somehow.... :lol
canibeyou
06-28-2009, 03:44 PM
Awww... very sad. It was nice to see him "out of character" on the show "Pitchmen". Glad to see someone find their nitch in life and make millions off it. Prayers to his wife and family. :(




Sorry... guess I go against the TWF vein of wishing death and/ or congrats for death on people.
snigg
06-28-2009, 04:12 PM
Sorry... guess I go against the TWF vein of wishing death and/ or congrats for death on people.

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/that__dude/untitled_58.jpg
Trip
06-28-2009, 04:15 PM
wow, I thought MJ had a lot of hate going his way, but Billy Mays apparently made a lot of enemies here.
pauldun170
06-28-2009, 04:42 PM
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http://ripbillymays.ytmnd.com/
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Avatard
06-28-2009, 04:44 PM
wow, I thought MJ had a lot of hate going his way, but Billy Mays apparently made a lot of enemies here.

Actually, he seemed like a really sweet man.

:(
Amber Lamps
06-28-2009, 05:30 PM
I bet he got internal injuries from that crazy landing his plane made the other day. Trust me this story is going to get weird. I have a feeling.:idk:
VatorMan
06-28-2009, 05:36 PM
Was he 50 or 49.95 ? I heard you can get an extra death for free if you just pay for S & H.
Lucky3623
06-28-2009, 05:47 PM
TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home

TAMPA, Fla. – Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman whose boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50.

Tampa police said Mays' wife found him unresponsive Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m. It was not immediately clear how he died. He said he was hit on the head when an airplane he was on made a rough landing Saturday, and his wife, Deborah Mays, told investigators he didn't feel well before he went to bed about 10 p.m. that night.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090628/ap_on_re_us/us_obit_billy_mays
Avatard
06-28-2009, 06:06 PM
I bet he got internal injuries from that crazy landing his plane made the other day. Trust me this story is going to get weird. I have a feeling.:idk:

He got hit on the head hard, supposedly...presumably from luggage falling out of the shittily made overhead lockers that pop open if you look at them funny (anyone who has experienced turbulence on a plane knows what I'm talking about). Billy apparently played it off, saying he had a very hard head. Perhaps he had sustained a concussion, and shouldn't have slept.
azoomm
06-28-2009, 06:22 PM
:(

I can't imagine what his wife is going through.... to wake up and just find your husband not responsive. How horrible.

RIP
Amber Lamps
06-28-2009, 07:03 PM
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Amber Lamps
06-28-2009, 07:09 PM
:(

I can't imagine what his wife is going through.... to wake up and just find your husband not responsive. How horrible.

RIP

Trust me finding the person you love dead is not a situation I would even wish on you.
azoomm
06-28-2009, 09:00 PM
Trust me finding the person you love dead is not a situation I would even wish on you.

I have.

It sucks hard. And, my thoughts of a persons public image don't matter much when you come to think of the human aspect. I mean, all of it this week is horrible. Farrah's family lost her - whether they saw it coming or not isn't relevant and doesn't make it hurt less. MJ's son SAW HIM GO DOWN which is a pain a child shouldn't endure. And, wow... just wow a wife finding her husband in the morning not waking from a night's sleep.

Make it all count people.

:(
neebelung
06-28-2009, 10:21 PM
Awww... very sad. It was nice to see him "out of character" on the show "Pitchmen". Glad to see someone find their nitch in life and make millions off it. Prayers to his wife and family. :(




Sorry... guess I go against the TWF vein of wishing death and/ or congrats for death on people.

Nah, I'm with ya. May he RIP.
HurricaneHeather
06-29-2009, 02:04 AM
I didn't realize who that was....damn that sucks for his wife. I can't imagine. RIP :(
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06-29-2009, 02:08 AM
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Particle Man
06-29-2009, 07:22 AM
They say that celebrities die in threes... after MJ, Farah, and Ed, leave it to Billy Mays to throw in another ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Particle Man
06-29-2009, 07:25 AM
It's really too bad :(

However, they say that celebrities die in threes... after MJ, Farah, and Ed, leave it to Billy Mays to throw in another ABSOLUTELY FREE!

(Yes I posted it in the other thread too but what the hell)
marko138
06-29-2009, 09:36 AM
This guy was awesome. Too bad he's gone.
LeeNetworX
06-29-2009, 10:21 AM
They say that celebrities die in threes... after MJ, Farah, and Ed, leave it to Billy Mays to throw in another ABSOLUTELY FREE!

I think BM is the start of a new round of 3. Walter Cronkite is near death....maybe he's next?
derf
06-29-2009, 10:27 AM
BM died from chemical exposure to Oxy Clean :(
Avatard
06-29-2009, 11:23 AM
They say that celebrities die in threes... after MJ, Farah, and Ed, leave it to Billy Mays to throw in another ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Well done.

http://poopnugget.com/files/clap.gif
Rider
06-29-2009, 11:27 AM
Great... One more person I don't give 2 shits about. The numbers are looking good this week. Hopefully this is a trend and not just a random thing.
askmrjesus
06-29-2009, 11:52 AM
Now that Mays has gone on to meet the biggest pitch-man ever, fingernails on chalkboards have regained their rightful place as the annoying noise on Earth.

I saw one article that described him an a "Pop-culture icon". Give me a fucking break. He was obnoxious putz, and now he's a dead obnoxious putz.

Yeah, OK, it's sucks to be his wife, but it's now good to be the rest of us.

Maybe now I can get more than six months out of a mute button.

JC
marko138
06-29-2009, 11:57 AM
Now that Mays has gone on to meet the biggest pitch-man ever, fingernails on chalkboards have regained their rightful place as the annoying noise on Earth.

I saw one article that described him an a "Pop-culture icon". Give me a fucking break. He was obnoxious putz, and now he's a dead obnoxious putz.

Yeah, OK, it's sucks to be his wife, but it's now good to be the rest of us.

Maybe now I can get more than six months out of a mute button.

JC
I used to feel that way about him too. I dont know why or when...but I came around.
askmrjesus
06-29-2009, 12:08 PM
I used to feel that way about him too. I dont know why or when...but I came around.

He could have been selling chocolate covered tits wrapped in bacon, and I still wouldn't have bought any.

JC
marko138
06-29-2009, 12:11 PM
He could have been selling chocolate covered tits wrapped in bacon, and I still wouldn't have bought any.

JC
Oh man...I'd buy a ton.
AquaPython
06-29-2009, 12:18 PM
However, they say that celebrities die in threes... after MJ, Farah, and Ed, leave it to Billy Mays to throw in another ABSOLUTELY FREE!


looks like billy acted NOW!
unknownroad
06-29-2009, 01:05 PM
wow, I thought MJ had a lot of hate going his way, but Billy Mays apparently made a lot of enemies here.

I would have been perfectly content for him to just get throat cancer :idk: But, since I prayed in the first 20 minutes after the commercial, AMJ upgraded me at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE :rockwoot:
Amber Lamps
06-29-2009, 01:09 PM
I would have been perfectly content for him to just get throat cancer :idk: But, since I prayed in the first 20 minutes after the commercial, AMJ upgraded me at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE :rockwoot:

You know if you fuckers have so much pull then please have something terrible happen to that God Damn Progressive bitch, Flo!!! Talk about annoying! After that have a telephone pole or a cell tower fall on that smug little bastard from those Verizon commercials!:lol:
Rider
06-29-2009, 01:19 PM
How about Smiling Bob, can AMJ make his pecker fall off?
askmrjesus
06-29-2009, 01:27 PM
How about Smiling Bob, can AMJ make his pecker fall off?

It worked on Michael Jackson's nose, so sure, why not?

JC
Particle Man
06-29-2009, 05:06 PM
He could have been selling chocolate covered tits wrapped in bacon, and I still wouldn't have bought any.

JC

alright, I wouldn't need someone to sell me those as long as they were from a chick :lol:
Homeslice
06-29-2009, 11:21 PM
Never heard of him.
Corey
06-29-2009, 11:31 PM
You know if you fuckers have so much pull then please have something terrible happen to that God Damn Progressive bitch, Flo!!! Talk about annoying! After that have a telephone pole or a cell tower fall on that smug little bastard from those Verizon commercials!:lol:

You leave Flo alone you sonovabitch. I have a strong desire to skullfuck her until my DNA is seeping out of her pores.
unknownroad
07-01-2009, 01:38 PM
You leave Flo alone you sonovabitch. I have a strong desire to skullfuck her until my DNA is seeping out of her pores.


:benis:
HokieDNA01
07-01-2009, 08:49 PM
RIP Billy!

I will miss him. I am one of those freaks that does like to watch infomercials when I can't sleep at night. I'm a gadget fan I guess. Thoughts are with his family.
Homeslice
08-07-2009, 07:29 PM
:shrug:
derf
08-07-2009, 07:55 PM
Now we know why he is always yelling
Dave
08-07-2009, 08:16 PM
You leave Flo alone you sonovabitch. I have a strong desire to skullfuck her until my DNA is seeping out of her pores.

meh if i hear that more like a 900 vtwin room room bit again i'd off her myself

RIP Billy!

I will miss him. I am one of those freaks that does like to watch infomercials when I can't sleep at night. I'm a gadget fan I guess. Thoughts are with his family.

1800weare18 eh?