Post Your Punchline... [Archive]

LeeNetworX

06-29-2009, 10:13 AM

So Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays are all sitting in a hot tub in the afterlife...

Trip

06-29-2009, 10:18 AM

Two white women getting it from two dirty old men.

pauldun170

06-29-2009, 10:21 AM

Two white women getting it from two dirty old men.

:lol

TommyHotWheel

06-29-2009, 10:46 AM

Oxy-clean will take that right out...

Amber Lamps

06-29-2009, 01:13 PM

McMahon used to work for the same advertising agency as Mays. Mays may have worked under Ed in fact. Michael and Farrah shopped in the same stores and used the same make-up.

Tmall

06-29-2009, 01:20 PM

Michael turned to them all and said, "I just called boys2men. They should deliver in an hour or its free."

Tmall

06-29-2009, 01:23 PM

Then Michael smiled and said, did you know boys pants are half off at osh kosh right now?

Or, alright... Who's turn is it to blow bubbles?

LeeNetworX

06-29-2009, 01:37 PM

Maybe a visual element will help stimulate your creative juices...

askmrjesus

06-29-2009, 02:19 PM

I can tell you one thing for certain, McMahon is driving St. Peter up a fucking wall.

Every five minutes it's, "Heeeeeeeere's Farrah!" "Heeeeeeeeeere's Michael!" "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Billy!"

The shit's outta control.

JC

wildchild

06-29-2009, 02:22 PM

I can tell you one thing for certain, McMahon is driving St. Peter up a fucking wall.

Every five minutes it's, "Heeeeeeeere's Farrah!" "Heeeeeeeeeere's Michael!" "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Billy!"

The shit's outta control.

JC

well apparently someone is enjoying it because they keep calling more contestants. :)

Rider

06-29-2009, 02:27 PM

well apparently someone is enjoying it because they keep calling more contestants. :)

Lets hope they aren't done, there's more assholes left here on earth.

z06boy

06-29-2009, 03:55 PM

Well I have three off-color...ok sick punchlines...that I saw elsewhere because I would never be this coldhearted to come up with...:orly:

1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet."

2. "Hey I wonder if Patrick Swayze will be joining us soon ? "

3. Ok while sitting in the hottub there is a loud muffled sound and then a bubble floats to the top full of semen and Mays looks at McMahon and says...

"Alright guys... who farted?" McMahon replies..."had to be Farrah or Michael !!" :wiz:

:kidseye:

:scared:

buzzcutt2

06-29-2009, 04:28 PM

1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet."

:dvrofl::dvrofl:

Particle Man

06-29-2009, 08:22 PM

Well I have three off-color...ok sick punchlines...that I saw elsewhere because I would never be this coldhearted to come up with...:orly:

1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet."

I'm gonna burn but, :lmao: