It's a conspiracy

[HurricaneHeather]

I am now convinced of reading this story about Billy Mays death that there is a conspiracy out against the airline industry.

I am pretty sure that someone is trying to ensure that any random concern that any random Joe-Traveler has is brought to a horrific realization.

Planes crash because of birds, ice, random reasons no one knows all in the same friggin year? Then pilots are dying in flight, a fucking piece of luggage kills someone....are you friggin kidding me?!?!

There is someone somewhere making sure that the airlines are gonna make no money because so many people who have the option to fly, drive or stay home are gonna choose the latter two.

Your thoughts?

ETA: This is not serious. Please no one freak out. Actually just for the hell of it. I AM DEAD SERIOUS!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[askmrjesus]

OMG!

You're right!

The Buggy Whip Illuminati killed Billy Mays!

JC

[BobTheBiker]

I AM DEAD SERIOUS!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sucks to be you. AMJ and me are gonna be fine, we're immortal and kinda umm, how you say? not vulnerable to death? being I AM satan, umm, yeah I've just been selecting people I disliked for some reason. lately the soul count in hell is low, I need to boost numbers. this damn economy affects me too.

[azoomm]

Um yeah. Good thing I'm not getting on a plane this week or anything.... wait,

[askmrjesus]

It went down like this:

In 1784, Karl Theodor, (the ruler of Bavaria) outlawed the Illuminati, and kicked them out of Germany. The Illuminati banded together with the Freemasons and the Society for the preservation of Midget Hermaphrodites, and they all moved to Pennsylvania.

In 1908, Henry Ford invented the Model T. Ford, (who was a closet Hermaphrodite, yet quite tall for a midget) had a falling out with Thomas Edison, while working for Edison Illuminating Company, and split off from the Illuminati after Edison exclaimed that Ford's son Edsel, was quite possibly the ugliest baby ever born. Edison, whose "Illuminating" company was a front for the now Amish based Illuminati, held a meeting with the Amish's Buggy Whip consortium, and vowed revenge.

Several decades passed. The "Horseless Carriage" became immensely popular, and the Amish became more and more depressed. They began to set their sights on flight travel, but despite several attempts to scare the residents of the Pennsylvanian country side with Black Helicopters made with old buggy parts and Briggs & Stratton engines, they languished in relative obscurity, until Dick Cheney became Vice President in 2000.

Cheney, who was a French Jew by birth, contacted the sole living elder of the Buggy Whip consortium with a proposition. If the Amish could blow up a large American landmark with an airplane, his shares of stock in Haliburton would skyrocket, and the revenue could be used to refinance the reemergence of the New World Order. A plan was hatched, to disguise Amish teenagers as Muslim terrorists, and crash Zionist Boeing 767's into the World Trade Center.

As plans went, this one was rather one sided. Cheney reneged on his promise to fund the New World Order, and shot the sole surviving elder in the face with a shotgun.

The Amish were now completely devastated.

Enter one Barack Obama.

Obama, a well know Kenyan draft dodger, and Freemason, was elected President after the Amish made a with deal him to fix the election results in the swing state of Pennsylvania. Obama agreed, and forced airlines to charge fees for pillows and Diet Coke.

Americans responded by staying home, and watching television.

Not to be deterred, the Amish struck out at last remaining "icon" of non-buggy driving soap salesmen, and poisoned Billy May's Mai Thai, with Polonium-210.

And that- is how it happened.

JC

[Dragonpaco]

It went down like this:

In 1784, Karl Theodor, (the ruler of Bavaria) outlawed the Illuminati, and kicked them out of Germany. The Illuminati banded together with the Freemasons and the Society for the preservation of Midget Hermaphrodites, and they all moved to Pennsylvania.

In 1908, Henry Ford invented the Model T. Ford, (who was a closet Hermaphrodite, yet quite tall for a midget) had a falling out with Thomas Edison, while working for Edison Illuminating Company, and split off from the Illuminati after Edison exclaimed that Ford's son Edsel, was quite possibly the ugliest baby ever born. Edison, whose "Illuminating" company was a front for the now Amish based Illuminati, held a meeting with the Amish's Buggy Whip consortium, and vowed revenge.

Several decades passed. The "Horseless Carriage" became immensely popular, and the Amish became more and more depressed. They began to set their sights on flight travel, but despite several attempts to scare the residents of the Pennsylvanian country side with Black Helicopters made with old buggy parts and Briggs & Stratton engines, they languished in relative obscurity, until Dick Cheney became Vice President in 2000.

Cheney, who was a French Jew by birth, contacted the sole living elder of the Buggy Whip consortium with a proposition. If the Amish could blow up a large American landmark with an airplane, his shares of stock in Haliburton would skyrocket, and the revenue could be used to refinance the reemergence of the New World Order. A plan was hatched, to disguise Amish teenagers as Muslim terrorists, and crash Zionist Boeing 767's into the World Trade Center.

As plans went, this one was rather one sided. Cheney reneged on his promise to fund the New World Order, and shot the sole surviving elder in the face with a shotgun.

The Amish were now completely devastated.

Enter one Barack Obama.

Obama, a well know Kenyan draft dodger, and Freemason, was elected President after the Amish made a with deal him to fix the election results in the swing state of Pennsylvania. Obama agreed, and forced airlines to charge fees for pillows and Diet Coke.

Americans responded by staying home, and watching television.

Not to be deterred, the Amish struck out at last remaining "icon" of non-buggy driving soap salesmen, and poisoned Billy May's Mai Thai, with Polonium-210.

And that- is how it happened.

JC

that was so long it MUST be true!

[HurricaneHeather]

OMG!

That really is the explaination I was hoping for. I knew it must have been Cheney and the Amish. It makes perfect sense.

[EpyonXero]

As plans went, this one was rather one sided. Cheney reneged on his promise to fund the New World Order, and shot the sole surviving elder in the face with a shotgun.


:lol:

[Particle Man]

Yep. We're all fucked.

That means, HH, that you need to go home, strip naked, and take a bath in a tub full of Jell-O.

And post pictures.

;)

[Librarian]

I knew it all along! You go riding your bike along those back roads in Penn and what do you see? Carriages, drawn by horses of course. And geese. Lots of geese. They're in the fields, in the ponds, in the air above the carriages. Yet you never see goose-splat on an Amish carriage do you? No! Proof positive, as if you needed it, that the geese are in league with the Amish. Which only goes to prove that the geese that gave their lives trying to down that plane in New York were actually subversive Amish agents on a suicide mission!

[derf]

Yep. We're all fucked.

That means, HH, that you need to go home, strip naked, and take a bath in a tub full of Jell-O.

And post pictures.

;)

Hells yeh! and you can do all that while cooking naked in the kitchen on your way to being pregnant

[snigg]

It went down like this:

In 1784, Karl Theodor, (the ruler of Bavaria) outlawed the Illuminati, and kicked them out of Germany. The Illuminati banded together with the Freemasons and the Society for the preservation of Midget Hermaphrodites, and they all moved to Pennsylvania.

In 1908, Henry Ford invented the Model T. Ford, (who was a closet Hermaphrodite, yet quite tall for a midget) had a falling out with Thomas Edison, while working for Edison Illuminating Company, and split off from the Illuminati after Edison exclaimed that Ford's son Edsel, was quite possibly the ugliest baby ever born. Edison, whose "Illuminating" company was a front for the now Amish based Illuminati, held a meeting with the Amish's Buggy Whip consortium, and vowed revenge.

Several decades passed. The "Horseless Carriage" became immensely popular, and the Amish became more and more depressed. They began to set their sights on flight travel, but despite several attempts to scare the residents of the Pennsylvanian country side with Black Helicopters made with old buggy parts and Briggs & Stratton engines, they languished in relative obscurity, until Dick Cheney became Vice President in 2000.

Cheney, who was a French Jew by birth, contacted the sole living elder of the Buggy Whip consortium with a proposition. If the Amish could blow up a large American landmark with an airplane, his shares of stock in Haliburton would skyrocket, and the revenue could be used to refinance the reemergence of the New World Order. A plan was hatched, to disguise Amish teenagers as Muslim terrorists, and crash Zionist Boeing 767's into the World Trade Center.

As plans went, this one was rather one sided. Cheney reneged on his promise to fund the New World Order, and shot the sole surviving elder in the face with a shotgun.

The Amish were now completely devastated.

Enter one Barack Obama.

Obama, a well know Kenyan draft dodger, and Freemason, was elected President after the Amish made a with deal him to fix the election results in the swing state of Pennsylvania. Obama agreed, and forced airlines to charge fees for pillows and Diet Coke.

Americans responded by staying home, and watching television.

Not to be deterred, the Amish struck out at last remaining "icon" of non-buggy driving soap salesmen, and poisoned Billy May's Mai Thai, with Polonium-210.

And that- is how it happened.

JC

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[HurricaneHeather]

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dude you're missing out.

[HurricaneHeather]

Yep. We're all fucked.

That means, HH, that you need to go home, strip naked, and take a bath in a tub full of Jell-O.

And post pictures.

;)

Sending the boy to the groceria to buy jello now.

[HurricaneHeather]

Hells yeh! and you can do all that while cooking naked in the kitchen on your way to being pregnant


I told you I don't cook. Or maybe I didn't, but you should just know that.

[azoomm]

Sending the boy to the groceria to buy jello now.

Oh GREAT... now we won't hear from y'all for DAYS....


:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

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Dude, I'm so considering giving you her number....:lol:

[Particle Man]

Sending the boy to the groceria to buy jello now.

tell him he can thank me later.

[askmrjesus]

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Didn't read, or couldn't read?

There's a difference...

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

Oh GREAT... now we won't hear from y'all for DAYS....


:lol:

Well we will come back out to the Saucer on Wednesday. If we have a reddish tint, don't ask questions. :nee:

[HurricaneHeather]

tell him he can thank me later.

He has no reply. Yet.

[marko138]

I absolutely do not get on airplanes. My wife is going to Cali and I will be staying in PA only b/c I won't fly.

[HurricaneHeather]

I absolutely do not get on airplanes. My wife is going to Cali and I will be staying in PA only b/c I won't fly.

Is it out of fear, or you just don't like to fly?

[marko138]

A little of both. I've been on a plane. I was 6. Flew to FL and back. No issues. It's just something thats come up in my adult life.

[HurricaneHeather]

A little of both. I've been on a plane. I was 6. Flew to FL and back. No issues. It's just something thats come up in my adult life.

Interesting. My parents hate flying. So much that they drove from San Antonio to Vegas and back for my wedding.

I don't really enjoy flying....just don't tell that to the pilot I'm married to. :lol:

[marko138]

Interesting. My parents hate flying. So much that they drove from San Antonio to Vegas and back for my wedding.

I don't really enjoy flying....just don't tell that to the pilot I'm married to. :lol:
I'd drive to Cali or Vegas. I might even get on a plane but I'd probly freak out...so I'd need several beers first.

[Rider]

I'd drive to Cali or Vegas. I might even get on a plane but I'd probly freak out...so I'd need several beers first.

Come on Marko, I design the electronics for planes... They are completely safe. :tremble:

[marko138]

Come on Marko, I design the electronics for planes... They are completely safe. :tremble:
Uh huh. Sure.

[Rider]

Uh huh. Sure.

Well in any case my motto is... If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going. Fuck those Airbus pieces of shit.

[marko138]

Well in any case my motto is... If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going. Fuck those Airbus pieces of shit.
All I know is planes crash. And I ain't getting on them until they stop that shit.

[Rider]

All I know is planes crash. And I ain't getting on them until they stop that shit.

You are more likely to get struck by lighting twice...before crashing in a plane.

[marko138]

You are more likely to get struck by lighting twice...before crashing in a plane.
I know. But that still doesn't make me feel any better.

[HurricaneHeather]

Yeah....if planes crash it's scary because more than likely you are all gonna die.

But people crash in cars and on bikes all day everyday all over the place, but you don't hear about it because there is not enough time in the day to report all of those.

That's why to me the fear is unjustified. But we all have unjustified fears. I'm afraid of food with bones still in them. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

[Papa_Complex]

Did anyone else hear that there are people suing US Airways over the Hudson River crash? Or should I say Hudson River miracle? The airline was giving $5K and a formal letter of apology for people NOT DYING when their pilot managed to safely get the plane on the ground (river) after birds, that I presume they should have somehow predicted were going to fly into both engines, took the plane down. The figure that I heard quoted, that one woman was asking for, was something like $2.5 million.

[Rider]

Did anyone else hear that there are people suing US Airways over the Hudson River crash? Or should I say Hudson River miracle? The airline was giving $5K and a formal letter of apology for people NOT DYING when their pilot managed to safely get the plane on the ground (river) after birds, that I presume they should have somehow predicted were going to fly into both engines, took the plane down. The figure that I heard quoted, that one woman was asking for, was something like $2.5 million.

Fucking ridiculous. We'd be better off if those greedy fuckers died in the crash.

[Particle Man]

Did anyone else hear that there are people suing US Airways over the Hudson River crash? Or should I say Hudson River miracle? The airline was giving $5K and a formal letter of apology for people NOT DYING when their pilot managed to safely get the plane on the ground (river) after birds, that I presume they should have somehow predicted were going to fly into both engines, took the plane down. The figure that I heard quoted, that one woman was asking for, was something like $2.5 million.

should've left 'em in the Hudson at that rate.