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Kaneman
07-06-2009, 06:19 PM
Was standing in line to pay for my groceries and my wife goes, "do you think that guy likes Cadillac? I look up and see this guy...
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/photo11.jpg

In case you missed it, check out the tattoo on his neck...that's right, that's a Cadillac symbol. On his neck. That's right. Just in case the symbol wasn't recognizable it also says "Cadillac" underneath it.

So I'm thinking to myself, there's no way this guy actually drives a Cadillac. We decided to circle the lot a couple of times and wait for him to come out. Sure enough...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/photo12.jpg

The best part was me telling my wife, "I'll bet you he drives a Mazda." I nailed it!
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Trip
07-06-2009, 06:27 PM
wow, just wow, terrible.... :lol:
Sixxxxer
07-06-2009, 06:29 PM
Considering he's form Texas I'm not surprised...

Never know his Caddy might be the Sunday Driver ;)
BobTheBiker
07-06-2009, 06:32 PM
Considering he's form Texas I'm not surprised...

Never know his Caddy might be the Sunday Driver ;)

or such a piece of shit that its sitting in his driveway on blocks with the motor somewhere being rebuilt or something.
t-homo
07-06-2009, 07:06 PM
There is a local guy with the honda wing tattooed on his neck.
askmrjesus
07-06-2009, 07:09 PM
There is a local guy with the honda wing tattooed on his neck.

He must have been pissed when Rossi went to Yamaha.

JC
derf
07-06-2009, 07:10 PM
i got a buddy who drives an S10 and has a VW tat on his kneck. Although in his defense he had a VW at one point, but lost it because he couldnt pay the car note
Sixxxxer
07-06-2009, 07:20 PM
A buddy of mine has a Nissan tattoo
Dave
07-06-2009, 08:12 PM
A buddy of mine has a Nissan tattoo

yeah but its hidden by shirts...
r1chica
07-06-2009, 09:38 PM
file that pic under "stupid shit you see only at walmart"
neebelung
07-06-2009, 09:47 PM
I had a friend with the Chevy bowtie tattooed on his arm..... I'm just waiting for the day I find out he's driving a Toyota or something.
Trip
07-06-2009, 10:06 PM
should we add it to the walmart bingo card?
ericr
07-06-2009, 10:20 PM
should we add it to the walmart bingo card?

:lol
z06boy
07-07-2009, 10:13 AM
Around here in NASCAR country :lol: I'm sure there are some fans that had to go to the tattoo parlor to get their "8" turned into an "88" since Dale Jr. changed his number. :lol:
Kaneman
07-07-2009, 10:16 AM
"Hi, I'm Pablo....and as you can see I like Cadillac."
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unknownroad
07-07-2009, 10:27 AM
When did people start getting everything tattooed on their necks? Used to be that only the hardcore ink guys had them up there... now it seems like a rite of passage for all the dumb white trash that used to get tribal or barbed-wire armbands :scratch:

Worst part is that it appears to be the NEW Cadillac logo :nono:
Rider
07-07-2009, 11:13 AM
At least he wasn't 400lbs dressed in a polyester leisure suit. Did he have all his teeth?
Tmall
07-07-2009, 11:40 AM
Have a friend who has the corvette emblem on his leg..
julie j
07-07-2009, 12:30 PM
When did people start getting everything tattooed on their necks? Used to be that only the hardcore ink guys had them up there... now it seems like a rite of passage for all the dumb white trash that used to get tribal or barbed-wire armbands

I recently saw a guy with no tattoos expect for the one on his neck. :wtfru: My husband does have his neck tattooed but it is not a logo. He had our dogs paw print inked about 10 years ago.

I do have to say that if I did own a nice caddy I sure as hell would not leave it parked at a Wal-Mart.
t-homo
07-07-2009, 12:57 PM
I recently saw a guy with no tattoos expect for the one on his neck. :wtfru: My husband does have his neck tattooed but it is not a logo. He had our dogs paw print inked about 10 years ago.

I do have to say that if I did own a nice caddy I sure as hell would not leave it parked at a Wal-Mart.

I don't see a dog's paw print much better than a car logo.
marko138
07-07-2009, 01:00 PM
I don't see a dog's paw print much better than a car logo.
Here-here.
julie j
07-07-2009, 01:24 PM
I don't see a dog's paw print much better than a car logo.

You have never met my dog. :nee:
Avatard
07-07-2009, 01:28 PM
Here-here.

Here where?

I think you meant "hear, hear".
marko138
07-07-2009, 02:31 PM
Here where?

I think you meant "hear, hear".
Apparently I did. :lol:
canibeyou
07-07-2009, 03:13 PM
I do have to say that if I did own a nice caddy I sure as hell would not leave it parked at a Wal-Mart.


Not trying to start a cat fight or anything, but why not???

I own a very nice STS and I park it at WalMart when I shop there.

Note: I don't have a logo tattoo of it. :p
z06boy
07-07-2009, 04:23 PM
Not trying to start a cat fight or anything, but why not???

I own a very nice STS and I park it at WalMart when I shop there.

Note: I don't have a logo tattoo of it. :p

Here when I do happen to go to WallyWorld we park down on the end and enter through the garden section and have never had an issue. Now mostly I drive my Jeep Cherokee but have parked my Vette there when I've taken it there.

No Vette tats here. :lol:
julie j
07-07-2009, 04:28 PM
Not trying to start a cat fight or anything, but why not???

I own a very nice STS and I park it at WalMart when I shop there.

Note: I don't have a logo tattoo of it. :p

I have not been to a Wal-Mart in years but if memory severs me right the parking lots were always crazy. I also have a prior experience with some lady backing into my 68 Camaro (hit and run) but that was at Target. After that I never parked that car were I could not see it the whole time.
Lucky3623
07-08-2009, 09:58 AM
A buddy of mine has the same Caddy symbol tattoed on his stomach, but it says Chadillac, his name being Chad...
Kaneman
07-08-2009, 10:11 AM
I have not been to a Wal-Mart in years but if memory severs me right the parking lots were always crazy. I also have a prior experience with some lady backing into my 68 Camaro (hit and run) but that was at Target. After that I never parked that car were I could not see it the whole time.

How is it possible to not have been to a Wal-Mart in years?!? That's crazy to me, we're in the most heavily saturated Walmart area in the world. There are 5 Walmarts within a 5 mile radius and if you want to shop you almost have to do it at Walmart.

Then of course surrounding every Walmart is the requisite one size fits all shopping center with your Walgreens, Sallys, Payless, Gamestop etc. Spotted around all that are the all familiar fast-food and chain restaurants. McD's, Sonic, Olive Garden, etc.

Ugh.
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HurricaneHeather
07-08-2009, 10:12 AM
How is it possible to not have been to a Wal-Mart in years?!? That's crazy to me, we're in the most heavily saturated Walmart area in the world. There are 5 Walmarts within a 5 mile radius and if you want to shop you almost have to do it at Walmart.

Then of course surrounding every Walmart is the requisite one size fits all shopping center with your Walgreens, Sallys, Payless, Gamestop etc. Spotted around all that are the all familiar fast-food and chain restaurants. McD's, Sonic, Olive Garden, etc.

Ugh.

Yuck. I am always on the verge of homicide by the time I leave a Wal-Mart. So I do my best to avoid it. :lol:
z06boy
07-08-2009, 10:15 AM
Yuck. I am always on the verge of homicide by the time I leave a Wal-Mart. So I do my best to avoid it. :lol:

Yeah it can get pretty crazy in there. :lol: Last time I went was around 6 a.m. heading out of town and had forgotten something and did a quick swing by. MAN that was nice...empty parking lot...just a few customers and a few employees restocking. WIN !!

*edit* For me it's not really verge of "homicide" it's more verge of shooting spree. :lol
julie j
07-08-2009, 11:54 AM
How is it possible to not have been to a Wal-Mart in years?!?

It is by choice. :wink:
Particle Man
07-08-2009, 01:51 PM
I only walk into a Wal Mart these days if I've tried to buy something I'm looking for at every other store in the area.

That is just another visual example as to why :lol:
marko138
07-08-2009, 02:50 PM
Yuck. I am always on the verge of homicide by the time I leave a Wal-Mart. So I do my best to avoid it. :lol:

Me too. I fucking hate going there.
Rider
07-08-2009, 02:53 PM
Me too. I fucking hate going there.

I shop at wallmart to make lift my spirits when I'm down. Nothing like seeing those sorry ass motherfucklers to give your ego a boost.
azoomm
07-08-2009, 03:03 PM
I only shop at Walmart when I forget to get water for a trackday and it's the night before :lol:

And, I usually want to kill someone rather quickly after walking through the front doors. I loathe that place... I now plan far enough ahead that I have curbside pickup at Sams Club.
Gas Man
07-08-2009, 04:29 PM
I shop at wallmart to make lift my spirits when I'm down. Nothing like seeing those sorry ass motherfucklers to give your ego a boost.
i'm with ya. But don't it make you feel like a stuck up fuck?

Either that or I just want to go in there post office style on an AK.