Separated at birth?

[Homeslice]

just sayin :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Hmmmm.

V for Vendetta, V for Victory Tour....you may be on to something. :lol:

JC

[Kaneman]

Confirmation?

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/58d8b237fc05cda69a9db87a7519e392-da.jpg
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[askmrjesus]

Confirmation?

Yep.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/galleries/wackojacko/eLib2272791_440x370.jpg

JC

[askmrjesus]

oh shit...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09oXeml3dlgX7/340x.jpg

JC

[askmrjesus]

Damnit!

http://www.tjifc.com/2002/020110-4s.jpg

JC

[Kaneman]

Good God man, it was right under our noses.
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[askmrjesus]

Oh come on now!

http://www.dosomething.org/files/MichaelJackson.jpg

JC

[askmrjesus]

Wait a minute, WTF?

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/reverb/nixon.jpg

JC

[Kaneman]

This could be bigger than the illuminati!
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[askmrjesus]

This could be bigger than the illuminati!

And to think it was such an easy club to join, if only you had a clue!

http://monsterrebellion.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/bono_zoom.jpg

JC

[askmrjesus]

To be fair though, he did try...

http://citizenx.org/wp-content/bush_finger.jpg

JC

[askmrjesus]

Fucking show off...

http://www.sportcartoons.co.uk/wallpaper/spock.jpg

JC

[Gas Man]

Here's what I dont get. Why did he go thru all the plastic sugery. He look like a normal dude before.

[askmrjesus]

Here's what I dont get. Why did he go thru all the plastic sugery. He look like a normal dude before.

Top Ten Reasons M*J (tm) had plastic Surgery:

10: Jew nose!

9: Astronaut training.

8: Chicks dig scars!

7: Little boys dig scars!

6: Did I mention little boys yet?

5: Nut case!

4: FUCKING nut case!

3: Mistakes happen. Is it his fault he had a dyslectic urologist?

2: Witness protection program.

1: Donated lips to Angelina Jolie...

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/44/99/michaeljacksonbarnesandnobles9.0.0.0x0.432x536.jpe g

JC

[Gas Man]

Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.

[askmrjesus]

Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.

The nose was already under construction by Thriller.

You want my Psych 101 take on it?

He was nuts.

Yeah, OK, too easy. His Dad was a bastard, who never gave him the respect he deserved. No matter what he did, his old man still dogged him. Total prick.

So, in an effort to win approval, he built a train station at his house, and cut his nose off.

In other words, he was nuts.

JC

[Homeslice]

Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.

Well, looking at pics of his youth, he had very broad nostrils, so maybe he wanted to get a thinner nose. And plastic surgery probably wasn't all that good back then, so it turned out looking fake as hell.

As for the butt-crack-looking fake cleft on his chin, I have no idea what he was thinking.

[neebelung]

To be fair though, he did try...

http://citizenx.org/wp-content/bush_finger.jpg

JC

snort

[Papa_Complex]

This conspiracy runs deep.

[Amber Lamps]

The favorite theory is the one AMJ alluded to, that he was desperate to erase all trace of resemblance to his father.:idk: What I've never understood is how he ended up with bad surgeries considering the amount of money he had.:idk: If he had actually wanted to look like a "white woman", like some people stupidly propose, he certainly had the resources to achieve his goal.

[pauldun170]

:lol

[Papa_Complex]

The nose was already under construction by Thriller.

You want my Psych 101 take on it?

He was nuts.

Yeah, OK, too easy. His Dad was a bastard, who never gave him the respect he deserved. No matter what he did, his old man still dogged him. Total prick.

So, in an effort to win approval, he built a train station at his house, and cut his nose off.

In other words, he was nuts.

JC

On a recent red carpet ol' Joe didn't even mention his dead son, but rather preferred to pimp his new record label. Fathers can sure be a burden, eh JC?

[the chi]

No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/not-planet-of-the-apes-431x300.jpg

[Amber Lamps]

No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/not-planet-of-the-apes-431x300.jpg

Actually I thought she was kinda cute in that picture... eh maybe I had "jungle fever"...:idk:

Um anybody else wondering why Rae is the only one who didn't get a name makeover?:lol:

[marko138]

No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/not-planet-of-the-apes-431x300.jpg
Success!

[pauldun170]

No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/not-planet-of-the-apes-431x300.jpg


I'd hit it.

No need for Roses...just a bag of bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S
bananas



uh oh it's in my head now


IT'S IN MY HEAD!!!!!

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---
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Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody caught up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody caught up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

Let me hear you say
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S [4x]

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

[Homeslice]

No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!
]

:x:

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
[4x]

This my shit?

:scratch:

[zippychickie636]

Good God man, it was right under our noses.

.time for an MJ plastic surgery joke?

[Kaneman]

.time for an MJ plastic surgery joke?

hehe...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g8/PsychoMedic/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg
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[RedRider2k2]

IT'S IN MY HEAD!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmdOWg6gJQ

[Amber Lamps]

U huh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqGM5fE3rw

[pauldun170]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmdOWg6gJQ

baaaaaaaah!!!

:lol

[Amber Lamps]

hee hee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8Sh4Agr58

[HokieDNA01]

I heard he hated his side profile and was often teased as a kid. He was also the first African American to get a video on MTV and was maybe trying to blend in better. Only he knows for sure.

[Rider]

I heard he hated his side profile and was often teased as a kid. He was also the first African American to get a video on MTV and was maybe trying to blend in better. Only he knows for sure.

Looking like Diana Ross does not make you blend in better. :wtfru:

[HokieDNA01]

Here are some pics I have never seen of Michael with Vitiligo (skin pigment disorder). I can definitely see if he was getting blotchy, trying to even out his skin tone.

http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/vitiligo-photos-michael-jackson/

http://popspiracy.blogspot.com/2007/06/michael-jacksons-skin-disease.html

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JeSqlMgBcyY/SDY05LoOIQI/AAAAAAAABdE/U8TJ-bV_MD8/s320/v12.jpg

[Kaneman]

Here are some pics I have never seen of Michael with Vitiligo (skin pigment disorder). I can definitely see if he was getting blotchy, trying to even out his skin tone.

http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/vitiligo-photos-michael-jackson/

http://popspiracy.blogspot.com/2007/06/michael-jacksons-skin-disease.html


And that's my problem with the whole "Michael is fucking crazy" bandwagon.

Granted, yes, he likely was very crazy. But anyone who says they could stand up to that kind of media/tabloid scrutiny and not lose it is lying.
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[Flexin]

Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.

They say he broke is nose when he was younger (I forget how and at what age) and they had to fix it because of it. His nose was thinner after having it fixed. At that point I guess he liked it thinner and got addicted to plastic surgery.

He also didn't think he was good looking.

James

[Angee]

In before lockdown!! :lol:

[Gas Man]

No lock down and no more censorship!

[rogue]

Here are some pics I have never seen of Michael with Vitiligo (skin pigment disorder). I can definitely see if he was getting blotchy, trying to even out his skin tone.

http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/vitiligo-photos-michael-jackson/

http://popspiracy.blogspot.com/2007/06/michael-jacksons-skin-disease.html

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JeSqlMgBcyY/SDY05LoOIQI/AAAAAAAABdE/U8TJ-bV_MD8/s320/v12.jpg

Interesting. I kmnew he had Vitiligo but didn't realize there were pics out there that actually showed it (not that I bothered to look or scrutinize any :lol: )

I also now understand why he always for long sleeved shirts and the funky arm ornament stuff.... :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/floetic_justice/pushit2thelimit/dang.jpg

[HokieDNA01]

Interesting. I kmnew he had Vitiligo but didn't realize there were pics out there that actually showed it (not that I bothered to look or scrutinize any :lol: )

I also now understand why he always for long sleeved shirts and the funky arm ornament stuff.... :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/floetic_justice/pushit2thelimit/dang.jpg

You can really see the loss of pigment in that picture. I'm sure it had to be hard being that famous with your skin changing color and looking blotchy. He started wearing dark makeup to cover it up be eventually had to switch to light make-up as he kept loosing pigment.

I think there is a lot about Michael that people just dont understand or don't bother to research before throwing out the "freak" card. Sad Really

[Tsunami]

The nose was already under construction by Thriller.

You want my Psych 101 take on it?

He was nuts.

Yeah, OK, too easy. His Dad was a bastard, who never gave him the respect he deserved. No matter what he did, his old man still dogged him. Total prick.

So, in an effort to win approval, he built a train station at his house, and cut his nose off.

In other words, he was nuts.

JC

Guys be nice to your kids, daddy issues are no joke.

[HokieDNA01]

Good article on CNN about Jackson's skin disorder. Mentions the need to wear lipstick and use an umbrella due to risk of sunburn. May also give a reason why Jackson started wearing the famous glove.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/06/skin.color.vitiligo/index.html

[Amber Lamps]

You can really see the loss of pigment in that picture. I'm sure it had to be hard being that famous with your skin changing color and looking blotchy. He started wearing dark makeup to cover it up be eventually had to switch to light make-up as he kept loosing pigment.

I think there is a lot about Michael that people just dont understand or don't bother to research before throwing out the "freak" card. Sad Really

Oh oh...we may be in agreement here! Yea I've never gotten the hatred nor the fanaticism... Even before the molestation charges there was plenty of hatred for him, the court cases just gave them a justification.:idk: Hell, most child actors had problems a lot worse than his!