Smell first, then put in mouth

[Rangerscott]

Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦

[Homeslice]

lemme guess, it had fuzzy white spots all over it?

[Rangerscott]

Nope. Just smelled bad

[Flexin]

Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦

I look it over first. I drank old milk before. :skep: I now make sure it comes out as a liquid and not like cottage cheeze. :tremble: Damn that was nasty.

Now you just need to figure out how to remove the smelly ass taste from your mouth and you will have all the tools needed to climb the corporate ladder.

James

[Amber Lamps]

Hahahaha!!!

[Gas Man]

I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug.

Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine.

[tommymac]

I look it over first. I drank old milk before. :skep: I now make sure it comes out as a liquid and not like cottage cheeze. :tremble: Damn that was nasty.

Now you just need to figure out how to remove the smelly ass taste from your mouth and you will have all the tools needed to climb the corporate ladder.

James

Dont that a few times, the fiancee says thats what I get for drinking out of the container. :lol:

Tom

[caveman]

Gas Man do you always ask your wife to do the things you can't do since your half the man I am?

[marko138]

I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug.

Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine.
Dude, I wont touch milk thats even NEAR the date, let alone past. Fuck that.

[Tmall]

Think you guys are neurotic about milk?


If I do decide to drink the stuff, I refuse to even consider touching it again if its been open overnight.

One drink and I put it in the fridge, the next morn its garbage.

Its an expensive quirk. but, I don't drink much anyway. :lol:

[Avatard]

Meh, that's not so gross. Cheese never really goes bad. Cheese IS bad. It just becomes another form of cheese, really...lol.

[Amber Lamps]

I dated a girl that would give me a complete olfactory inspection before fellatio! It used to get on my nerves. I suspect that someone did her dirty once and she never forgot!:lol: Oh and I've had bad experiences with milk in the past so I am extra careful now!:wink:

[HurricaneHeather]

Dude, I wont touch milk thats even NEAR the date, let alone past. Fuck that.

I have never once had milk go bad, or even get close to the expiration date. I go through a gallon in about 4 days. :scared:

[marko138]

I have never once had milk go bad, or even get close to the expiration date. I go through a gallon in about 4 days. :scared:
I really dont like milk that much. My wife does but she sure doesn't drink that much of it.

[HurricaneHeather]

I really dont like milk that much. My wife does but she sure doesn't drink that much of it.

I could go through more if I let myself, but I've been trying to cut back. I really, really like milk. When I'm thirsty, I drink milk instead of water when I am at home a lot of the time. I'm weird. :shrug:

[marko138]

I could go through more if I let myself, but I've been trying to cut back. I really, really like milk. When I'm thirsty, I drink milk instead of water when I am at home a lot of the time. I'm weird. :shrug:
My wife has an uncle alot like that. He pounds milk like its the last liquid on earth. He drinks that shit with pizza, with anything. He's a milk fiend.

[HurricaneHeather]

My wife has an uncle alot like that. He pounds milk like its the last liquid on earth. He drinks that shit with pizza, with anything. He's a milk fiend.

Yeah, that's me and my whole family. Milk goes with everything except ice cream. Growing up we had milk with every meal. No matter what it was. If we were eating Jack in the Box tacos or my mom made steak, we had milk.

[Avatard]

I will say this about milk: I do find it more than odd that we are the only species that drinks the milk of another's...AND AS ADULTS.

That said, WTF else would you put in your coffee? Don't say soy milk, that's soy juice, not fucking milk, and it grows tits (soy has plant estrogens).

[HurricaneHeather]

I will say this about milk: I do find it more than odd that we are the only species that drinks the milk of another's...AND AS ADULTS.

That said, WTF else would you put in your coffee? Don't say soy milk, that's soy juice, not fucking milk, and it grows tits (soy has plant estrogens).

I was actually thinking about that this morning. I know it's not naturally, but I love it.

My roommate has tried to get me to drink soy milk. I wanna gag just by looking at it. Not my cup of tea. :lol:

[Rangerscott]

Ya'll can always take a big gulp out of your dad's spit cup. Mmmmmmmm.....refreshing.

[HurricaneHeather]

Ya'll can always take a big gulp out of your dad's spit cup. Mmmmmmmm.....refreshing.

:panic:

[Sixxxxer]

You guys do know that The date on the Jug is the Sell by date for milk right??

Bunch of weirdo's in this joint...

[Particle Man]

if it smells like fish, eat all you wish... if it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

[HurricaneHeather]

if it smells like fish, eat all you wish... if it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

Jim Gaffigan anyone?

Well this smells like a dumpster, let's eat it! :lol:

[Homeslice]

You guys do know that The date on the Jug is the Sell by date for milk right??


:zowned:

[Homeslice]

I could go through more if I let myself, but I've been trying to cut back. I really, really like milk. When I'm thirsty, I drink milk instead of water when I am at home a lot of the time. I'm weird. :shrug:

I hope it's lowfat milk then, cuz otherwise you're probably getting 100% of your recommended saturated fat just from milk alone.

[Tmall]

Strange that our sell by date says "best before"...

[Avatard]

Even stranger is the milk I buy in NJ; it specifies a sell-by date four days sooner if sold in NYC.

[Kaneman]

I will say this about milk: I do find it more than odd that we are the only species that drinks the milk of another's...AND AS ADULTS.



So I take it you don't drink beer, cook your food, eat with a fork...etc, etc? =)
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[Avatard]

I said I find it [more than] odd. I didn't say I didn't do it.

[HurricaneHeather]

I hope it's lowfat milk then, cuz otherwise you're probably getting 100% of your recommended saturated fat just from milk alone.

:lol:

Yeah it is. But as kids my mom bought nothing but whole milk. But me and my brothers were always picked on for being too skinny. :shrug: Go figure.

[Rangerscott]

Some women like to squeeze their boobs together in a bath tub full of milk.

[HurricaneHeather]

Some women like to squeeze their boobs together in a bath tub full of milk.

Is there a 'way outta left field' smiley? :lol:

[Rider]

Some women like to squeeze their boobs together in a bath tub full of milk.

Some people prefer their cucumbers pickled.

[Homeslice]

Even stranger is the milk I buy in NJ; it specifies a sell-by date four days sooner if sold in NYC.

Maybe they get their milk from a different distributor.

[marko138]

Is there a 'way outta left field' smiley? :lol:
No, but, clearly, there should be.

[HurricaneHeather]

No, but, clearly, there should be.

Right?!

Anyone clever and bored enough to work on this? :lol:

[Avatard]

Nope. Same gallon lists two "sell by" dates. Example: Current gallon says "sell by July 18, July 14 in NYC".

[marko138]

Nope. Same gallon lists two "sell by" dates. Example: Current gallon says "sell by July 18, July 14 in NYC".
No shit. Thats weird.

[HurricaneHeather]

Nope. Same gallon lists two "sell by" dates. Example: Current gallon says "sell by July 18, July 14 in NYC".

So, what you are saying is: There is some magical ink wand that is waved over the gallon when you cross state line?

I really am not getting what you are saying. :lol:

[marko138]

So, what you are saying is: There is some magical ink wand that is waved over the gallon when you cross state line?

I really am not getting what you are saying. :lol:
He's saying there's some kind of inner-circle milk conspiracy in New York.

[HurricaneHeather]

He's saying there's some kind of inner-circle milk conspiracy in New York.

Got it. :wink:

[Amber Lamps]

That or there's stricter milk regulation in New York.

[defector]

milk,milk, lemonade.....

[Avatard]

Right?!

Anyone clever and bored enough to work on this? :lol:

http://poopnugget.com/files/leftfield.jpg

[HurricaneHeather]

That or there's stricter milk regulation in New York.

Get out of here with your logic.

http://poopnugget.com/files/leftfield.jpg


YES!!!! That is perfect!!!!


:dvrofl:

[marko138]

http://poopnugget.com/files/leftfield.jpg
Awesome.

[Homeslice]

That or there's stricter milk regulation in New York.

Typical for big-city liberals, lol

[Gas Man]

Gas Man do you always ask your wife to do the things you can't do since your half the man I am?

About right Tubby! :lol

Dude, I wont touch milk thats even NEAR the date, let alone past. Fuck that.

Freak!

Think you guys are neurotic about milk?


If I do decide to drink the stuff, I refuse to even consider touching it again if its been open overnight.

One drink and I put it in the fridge, the next morn its garbage.

Its an expensive quirk. but, I don't drink much anyway. :lol:

:skep: Crazy!

[HRCNICK11]

My dad drinks milk at every meal 2% no less. When I was a kid I had 3 or 4 bowls of cereal each morning and had milk with dinner. So it was not strange to kill a gallon a day or more. Normally had 3 or 4 gallons in the fridge as a kid so we did not have to goto the store as much.

I love the stuff but my wife has cut me back to skim, its not nearly as good but I'm getting fat so I drink that instead.

Milk on chocolate ice cream is good. Not good for you but good.

For the record humans are the only adult animals that can digest milk it makes other animals sick. Lactose tolorance is one of our last adaptations to date ofcourse.

[Amber Lamps]

My dad drinks milk at every meal 2% no less. When I was a kid I had 3 or 4 bowls of cereal each morning and had milk with dinner. So it was not strange to kill a gallon a day or more. Normally had 3 or 4 gallons in the fridge as a kid so we did not have to goto the store as much.

I love the stuff but my wife has cut me back to skim, its not nearly as good but I'm getting fat so I drink that instead.

Milk on chocolate ice cream is good. Not good for you but good.

For the record humans are the only adult animals that can digest milk it makes other animals sick. Lactose tolorance is one of our last adaptations to date ofcourse.

I drink a lot of milk! I could probably live on the stuff!:rockwoot:

[Sixxxxer]

Just bought a Gallon...The NYC Thing is Def true...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Braindamaged0386/DSC_1014.jpg

But Jersey milk is Sell by not Best Before...So I dunno how they do shit where your from Tmall...

[Sixxxxer]

Here is your Answer to the NYC Milk Mystery...


New York City is the only place in the state and one of relatively few in the country that has its own dating system for fluid milk, which may legally be sold only up to 96 hours after 6 A.M. on the day after pasteurization. The rule is the same for whole, skim or low-fat fortified milk.

According to Charles Reisberg, Assistant Commissioner of the Department of Health, the four-day period should allow the consumer three additional days during which the milk will remain in good condition. ''We know that at seven days after pasteurization there is a lessening in quality, even with milk properly refrigerated at 45 degrees,'' he said.

Outside the city limits the processer determines the expiration date.

[HurricaneHeather]

Here is your Answer to the NYC Milk Mystery...


New York City is the only place in the state and one of relatively few in the country that has its own dating system for fluid milk, which may legally be sold only up to 96 hours after 6 A.M. on the day after pasteurization. The rule is the same for whole, skim or low-fat fortified milk.

According to Charles Reisberg, Assistant Commissioner of the Department of Health, the four-day period should allow the consumer three additional days during which the milk will remain in good condition. ''We know that at seven days after pasteurization there is a lessening in quality, even with milk properly refrigerated at 45 degrees,'' he said.

Outside the city limits the processer determines the expiration date.


Look at you go with your research! :dthumb:

[Sixxxxer]

LMAO...I just googled " Milk has a shorter shelf life if bought in New york" and it was the fourth link down...LOL

[Tmall]

Have several kinds in the fridge..

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[Sixxxxer]

Arent you in Canada??

Damn Canucks

[Homeslice]

According to Charles Reisberg, Assistant Commissioner of the Department of Health, the four-day period should allow the consumer three additional days during which the milk will remain in good condition. ''We know that at seven days after pasteurization there is a lessening in quality, even with milk properly refrigerated at 45 degrees,'' he said.


Dumb....

The pussification of America continues.....

[Quick281]

Ya'll can always take a big gulp out of your dad's spit cup. Mmmmmmmm.....refreshing.


<---- Been that dude.

[Amber Lamps]

<---- Been that dude.

Yea I narrowly escaped an Article 13 for beating the shit out of a roommate for spitting in my Mt Dew and I drank out of it! Dude, I went ballistic seriously! If the CQ hadn't came down, I might have killed this S.O.B.!

[Rangerscott]

2% and low fat milk is white water. Drink whole milk or get the fuck out.

[Tmall]

2% and low fat milk is white water. Drink whole milk or get the fuck out.

Fucking pussy. Real men drink coffee cream..

[Rangerscott]

I put lard and milk in a blender and dri,nk that shit for breakfast.

[Homeslice]

2% and low fat milk is white water. Drink whole milk or get the fuck out.

If you say so. Why is it then, that most Americans drunk watered-down pussy beer like Bud?

[marko138]

If you say so. Why is it then, that most Americans drunk watered-down pussy beer like Bud?
Gross.

[HurricaneHeather]

I put lard and milk in a blender and dri,nk that shit for breakfast.

You like it out here dontcha?

[Rider]

If you say so. Why is it then, that most Americans drunk watered-down pussy beer like Bud?

Because during prohibition people got used to drinking homemade beer that was made with corn and very little hops because they were so hard to get. Prohibition really fucked up beer for this country, thankfully full flavored, full bodied beers are slowly making a comeback.

[marko138]

Because during prohibition people got used to drinking homemade beer that was made with corn and very little hops because they were so hard to get. Prohibition really fucked up beer for this country, thankfully full flavored, full bodied beers are slowly making a comeback.
Yes sir.

[Tmall]

Ppl drink bud because they like to get drunk. And they don't need a "better" beer to do it.

Why spend 20 when you can spend 5 and achieve the same result?

Then again, being canadian, I think all lagers and pilsner are girly drinks.

If you can see through it clearly, its strictly to get drunk on.

[Homeslice]

Ppl drink bud because they like to get drunk. And they don't need a "better" beer to do it.

Why spend 20 when you can spend 5 and achieve the same result?

Then again, being canadian, I think all lagers and pilsner are girly drinks.

If you can see through it clearly, its strictly to get drunk on.

If they really like to get drunk for cheap, they'd be better off buying some Everclear or MD 20/20. Not $7 for a 6-pack of Bud that's only like 4% alcohol.

[Rider]

Ppl drink bud because they like to get drunk. And they don't need a "better" beer to do it.

Why spend 20 when you can spend 5 and achieve the same result?

Then again, being canadian, I think all lagers and pilsner are girly drinks.

If you can see through it clearly, its strictly to get drunk on.

Um I don't think it's possible to get drunk off of Miller lite no matter how much you drink so I think the cheap beer = drunk theory is wrong. If people want to get drunk for cheap they'd go buy a cheap wine if a buzz in all they are after.

[Particle Man]

If you can see through it clearly, its strictly to get drunk on.

Probably the best statement I've heard all day today. :dthumb:

And I know plenty of people who can get drunk from Miller Light and such.. I'm not one of them, but I know people :lol:

The darker the beer, the better

I drink beer because I enjoy it but if I want to get loaded I'll drink a beer I can see through.

[Sixxxxer]

Its possible...Maybe your just being retarded or you just drink like a fish so it takes a lot to get you drunk...But All the "Lite" Beers still have alcohol in them...Granted it may take a lot longer to achieve your result...but it will happen.

I drink Coors Light All the time...and see no problem in it, I personally don't give a flying fuck what people think, if you wanna drink your motor oil looking thick as shit beer, then by all means go for it...When i wanna get really shitfaced...I bust out the Liquor not drink darker beer.

But we all have our own opinions...except on the internet...your not allowed to have an opinion when you post on the internet.

[HurricaneHeather]

I can honestly say I have never drank beer to get drunk unless I was at work and that's all we had(golf course). Shots of straight liquor are much faster and you don't have to pee as much. :dthumb:

[Sixxxxer]

I can honestly say I have never drank beer to get drunk unless I was at work and that's all we had(golf course). Shots of straight liquor are much faster and you don't have to pee as much. :dthumb:

Plus One for Heather...Why cant more people think like you...

Although I will say...I get way more rowdy and carefree when I have liquor in me as opposed to beer

[Tmall]

Why do I drink beer?

When I drink rum, I don't remember a g'damn thing.

When I drink vodka, I feel like spraying it in my hair because it tastes so much like hairspray.
When I drink rye, I get very aggressive.

Gin tastes like pine needles.

When I drink tequila, I try to impregnate vacuum cleaners..

The list goes on.

So, some of us drink beer for your safety, and our personal taste of course.

:lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

Why do I drink beer?

When I drink rum, I don't remember a g'damn thing.

When I drink vodka, I feel like spraying it in my hair because it tastes so much like hairspray.
When I drink rye, I get very aggressive.

Gin tastes like pine needles.

When I drink tequila, I try to impregnate vacuum cleaners..

The list goes on.

So, some of us drink beer for your safety, and our personal taste of course.

:lol:

:lmao:

Thank you for thinking of our safety.

[fnfalman]

Smell first then put in mouth.

This reminds me of an episode while I was in college that involved stinky pussy and my drunken self...:tremble: