Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool [Archive]

Avatard

07-09-2009, 12:45 PM

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07/09/mom-claims-daughter-got-pregnant-from-sperm-floating-in-pool/

A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.

karl_1052

07-09-2009, 12:57 PM

Time to stop jerking it in public pools before I have to start paying child support.

skiergirl

07-09-2009, 01:09 PM

Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows...

Your Daughter's a whore!

HurricaneHeather

07-09-2009, 01:13 PM

Hmm, i think Mom's about to to find out what someone else already knows...

Your Daughter's a whore!

:lol:

Seriously, how much denial is this mom in?

I just realized how close the word denial is to daniel....I don't know what that was necessary to add....I'm bored.

skiergirl

07-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Reminds me of Seinfeld and the 'Tractor incident' episode...:dvrofl:

Everyone thought she was like missing a leg or had a scar but the 'tractor incident was that she got Syphilis (sp) from riding a tractor seat in her bathing suit. That's what her B/F told her...doh!

marko138

07-09-2009, 01:28 PM

Rut Row.

Amber Lamps

07-09-2009, 01:29 PM

Rut Row.

Come on! Is this some kind of elaborate pollack joke?:lol:

Rider

07-09-2009, 01:31 PM

Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.

Papa_Complex

07-09-2009, 01:36 PM

It was reported in The Sun. You know, the paper with a naked woman on page 3. From past performance they would have reported on the story if the mother had said a witch had cursed her daughter into pregnancy.

Bluestreak

07-09-2009, 01:38 PM

If the mom feels "entitled" to compensation for her daughter being a whore, then she's fucking stupid.

You can't fix stupid.

marko138

07-09-2009, 01:38 PM

Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.
Jackpot.

Particle Man

07-09-2009, 02:22 PM

Chlorine anyone? :wtf:

BobTheBiker

07-09-2009, 02:26 PM

mother is retarded, daughter is a slut, and clearly they need good firm kicks in the head to bring em back to reality.

neebelung

07-09-2009, 02:49 PM

Gives a while new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool." :lol:

marko138

07-09-2009, 02:50 PM

Gives a while new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool." :lol:
Oooooooooooooooh.

rogue

07-09-2009, 03:01 PM

Gives a while new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool." :lol:

Hahahahahaaa!!!!! :lmao: :lmao:

Dave

07-09-2009, 03:41 PM

were i the hotel owner id ask for proof that the ''seal'' was still intact :lmao:

Particle Man

07-09-2009, 03:43 PM

Gives a while new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool." :lol:

:lmao: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Amber Lamps

07-09-2009, 04:01 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "dropping the kids off at the pool." :lol:

No, now they're done swimming and you're picking them up!

Gas Man

07-09-2009, 04:07 PM

Daughters a whore, moms a fucking moron, some lucky son of a bitch in Egypt is going to get off scott free.

WERD

mother is retarded, daughter is a slut, and clearly they need to give good head to bring em back to reality.

Fixed! :wtfru:

HRCNICK11

07-09-2009, 04:40 PM

I'd bet its dads! Or some other family member the mother is dumb enough to try and protect.

Rangerscott

07-09-2009, 11:59 PM

Must have been a weiner floating around.

derf

07-10-2009, 12:55 AM

Must have been a weiner floating around.

Attached to her uncle maybee?

101lifts2

07-10-2009, 02:20 AM

Is this even possible?

That people can be this stupid...

Amber Lamps

07-10-2009, 04:08 AM

Is this even possible?
That people can be this stupid...

Apparently in Poland/Slavic countries it is common....:lol: Remember "Star face"...

Hey a similar story worked for Mary..... And there's my religious joke for the month!:lol:

Avatard

07-10-2009, 04:17 AM

OK, three pages in and you fucking boneheads haven't taken the bait. Only the best straight line this week...geez. Dammit, one last hint: Denial

Papa_Complex

07-10-2009, 07:15 AM

OK, three pages in and you fucking boneheads haven't taken the bait. Only the best straight line this week...geez. Dammit, one last hint: Denial

Too easy.

Particle Man

07-10-2009, 10:11 AM

OK, three pages in and you fucking boneheads haven't taken the bait. Only the best straight line this week...geez. Dammit, one last hint: The Nile

:skep:

pickle.of.doom

07-10-2009, 01:48 PM

Maybe its Jesus.

.... You would have bought that line 2000 years ago :D "I swear Joseph, I didn't bang anyone but you... it must be god! or the pool!"

Avatard

07-10-2009, 02:06 PM

:skep:

...Say it with me:

It's not just a pool in Egypt.

Dave

07-10-2009, 02:59 PM

Apparently in Poland/Slavic countries it is common....:lol: Remember "Star face"...

Hey a similar story worked for Mary..... And there's my religious joke for the month!:lol:

wasnt there a so called virgin birth in the eighties and eventually the truth came out that she was getting dry humped by her boyfriend and the semen worked its way through her underwear?

Amber Lamps

07-10-2009, 03:11 PM

wasnt there a so called virgin birth in the eighties and eventually the truth came out that she was getting dry humped by her boyfriend and the semen worked its way through her underwear?

Maybe but did she have a hymen?

CrazyKell

07-10-2009, 04:04 PM

Maybe but did she have a hymen?

Hymen is not present in all women for a variety of reasons. :idk:

Avatard

07-10-2009, 04:22 PM

...Including motorcycle riding.

:skep:

Particle Man

07-10-2009, 04:51 PM

...Including motorcycle riding.

:skep:
or motorcycle ridERs :lol:

torilynne

07-10-2009, 07:12 PM

Amber Lamps

07-10-2009, 08:21 PM

there are some really big idiots out in the world.

if my daughter ever tried telling me she got knocked up by swimming in a pool id beath the shit outta her for getting knocked up so young let her recoperate and then fuck her up again for lieing to me lol

but seriously to the mother:wtfru: how nieve do you gotta be to believe that?!?

Dave, you know that if she continues to spell like this some grammar bitch is gonna jump her right? :lol: I agree with your sentiment, how incredibly stupid would you have to be to even try a story like that? Seriously?!?:idk:

Dave

07-10-2009, 08:59 PM

Dave, you know that if she continues to spell like this some grammar bitch is gonna jump her right? :lol: I agree with your sentiment, how incredibly stupid would you have to be to even try a story like that? Seriously?!?:idk:

i keep telling her that google is her friend :lol:

torilynne

07-10-2009, 09:15 PM

i really dont pay that much attention to my typing cuz i spend a lot of time at work on a regular sized keyboard and then come home and have to type on my computer which has a smaller keyboard cuz its a mini laptop so my spelling gets jumble up when i type so if i spell stuff wrong my bad

Rangerscott

07-10-2009, 10:36 PM

O man. The Hymen is the best part.

OneSickPsycho

07-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Yeah right.... The last time I heard that I ended up with genital warts... and not the wholesome Hannah-Barbara typether... The gnarley elephant man ones...

Hymen is not present in all women for a variety of reasons. :idk:

'73 H1 Triple

07-11-2009, 12:15 PM

were i the hotel owner id ask for proof that the ''seal'' was still intact :lmao:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/house/Seal.jpg