Bannation

[dReWpY]

so sbg banned me, and the thing is i ddint even do anything this time :wtf:

[Captain Morgan]

I never joined. Didn't see the point in joining a women's forum... it's not like any of them live close enough for me to date. :lol:I barely contribute to this forum, what am I going to contribute to a women's forum?

[dReWpY]

its more for the pure pleasure of watching darwin in action

[marko138]

Playfulgod is a fucking tool anyway. FUCK OFF PG.

[Trip]

Ah who cares, time to move on.

[6doublefive321]

Ok. Someone give me the readers digest version of this mystery.

[Trip]

Ok. Someone give me the readers digest version of this mystery.

Drewpy got banned from another site because he was mean to them.

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: well apparently according to cutty... I'm still not banned... but I'm not going back to check... fuck that place... I'm done with them period... just told him to keep an eye out see if they start using my account to start shit when things die down...

[Trip]

:lol: well apparently according to cutty... I'm still not banned... but I'm not going back to check... fuck that place... I'm done with them period... just told him to keep an eye out see if they start using my account to start shit when things die down...

Yer always welcome here, well you are the only one with TWFix merchandise so far. Some people will be getting stickers next week though.

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: I'd better be fuck'n welcome here!

[Trip]

:lol: I'd better be fuck'n welcome here!

You're our princess :pebbs:

[Mr Lefty]

and your the mother fucker who's gonna be the recipient of me paying OSP to give you the flies eyes

[6doublefive321]

Drewpy got banned from another site because he was mean to them.

And that site is......

[Trip]

and your the mother fucker who's gonna be the recipient of me paying OSP to give you the flies eyes

shit. :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol:

[Trip]

And that site is......

we shall not speak it's name, maybe someone can pm it to you.

[6doublefive321]

we shall not speak it's name, maybe someone can pm it to you.

Do it. All this mystery has made me curious.

[Gas Man]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/troll-web.jpg

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/sucks8.jpg

[Mr Lefty]

Gman you should change that to racoon instead of troll :lol:

[Quick281]

Is there more then one site that we no longer heart? I was on :twf: for a short while before I was told about this place but was there another site from which people flocked to this land of vile humor and gutterish minds?

[Mr Lefty]

no... the other site split off from :twf: before we did... it was started because a bunch of girls who apparently couldn't take the fact that we didn't blow smoke up their asses about how they looked... took their ball and started a new forum...

now they have a forum that's more of a gossip corner than a motorcycle forum... and plan motorcycle rally's at the mecca of motorcycle roads... and go whitewater rafting and have pajama parties...

[OneSickPsycho]

no... the other site split off from :twf: before we did... it was started because a bunch of girls who apparently couldn't take the fact that we didn't blow smoke up their asses about how they looked... took their ball and started a new forum...

now they have a forum that's more of a gossip corner than a motorcycle forum... and plan motorcycle rally's at the mecca of motorcycle roads... and go whitewater rafting and have pajama parties...

Stupid bitches. TWFix girls FTW!

[Mr Lefty]

FUCK YEAH! though I'd like to see our girls at a pajama party... minus the pajama's ofcourse :lol:

[Dave]

hrmm i was under the impression that our girls were the only ones actively posting on the other other board. of course i nver registered for it so...

[neebelung]

I never joined. Didn't see the point in joining a women's forum... it's not like any of them look good enough for me to date. :lol:

Fixed it for ya. :)

Stupid bitches. TWFix girls FTW!

Yeah!! What he said!!!!

Ya know, the original TWF girls are the ones who are now the main TWFix girls... except now we've picked up a few cool new additions! :D

[Mr Lefty]

the ORIGINAL TWF girls to me will always be You, Rae, ItGirl, and Pippy. I respect ya all a lot... all riders too... fuck'n awesome. only one has gone her separate way... :nonod:

now back to the TWF girls pajama party... minus the pajama's...

[Dave]

i'll donate pillows for said event

[Mr Lefty]

I'll donate my penis... for straddling...

[Dave]

I'll donate my penis... for straddling...

i'll donate the microscope :P

[felyn3]

:rofl: i'll donate the microscope :P

P.S. I'm one of the "new" gals here.

[itgirl]

way to go drewpy! :dthumb:

SBG stole our mascot! 'chewy' made his appearance over there as someone's avatar, dressed like this...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/itgirl25/avatars/chewy.jpg

guess they really are spying here...

[Trip]

way to go drewpy! :dthumb:

SBG stole our mascot! 'chewy' made his appearance over there as someone's avatar, dressed like this...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/itgirl25/avatars/chewy.jpg

guess they really are spying here...

Who's avatar?

[marko138]

way to go drewpy! :dthumb:

SBG stole our mascot! 'chewy' made his appearance over there as someone's avatar, dressed like this...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/itgirl25/avatars/chewy.jpg

guess they really are spying here...
Losers.

[psychochild28]

Who's avatar?

last i had checked it was loves

[Trip]

last i had checked it was loves

That's the best she can do is make him support breast cancer research? Lame

I need to paint him with a raccoon mask. That would be jawesome.

[dReWpY]

but our money isnt good enough to support breast cancer...

[Trip]

but our money isnt good enough to support breast cancer...

Chewy loves to support breast cancer research, he is all about the buddy check system and loves to check breasts for lumps. He attempted to check A, but she ran away saying "NO!"

[marko138]

Chewy is a good dood. Totally legit.

[Mr Lefty]

way to go drewpy! :dthumb:

SBG stole our mascot! 'chewy' made his appearance over there as someone's avatar, dressed like this...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/itgirl25/avatars/chewy.jpg

guess they really are spying here...

Who's avatar?

Love's, PG's, and a couple others I think... it's funny I got banned because I changed my avatar to the one I have now... then to raccoon shot... and they said stop bringing drama... then do this... :rofl: nice..


wonder if they're related to John Kerry in all these double standards and flipflop'n :idk:

[itgirl]

it was BadKitty's avatar today. that's the only one i saw so far.

That's the best she can do is make him support breast cancer research? Lame

I need to paint him with a raccoon mask. That would be jawesome.

:lol: you must do that!!

[Trip]

wonder if they're related to John Kerry in all these double standards and flipflop'n :idk:

Well we know one thing, TL won't turn down a Waffle.

[Dave]

sheeeeiit i wont turn down a waffle

[Quick281]

As I continue to catch up on the history of drama before my existence I ponder, what is with the raccoon jokes?

[WARputer]

As I continue to catch up on the history of drama before my existence I ponder, what is with the raccoon jokes?

Not too sure myself....maybe something to do with Trips avatar ? :idk:

[Trip]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raccoon+aerial

It was a definition created by another member because they saw someone from the old site using pics of themselves that fit this description.

My avatar has nothing to do with it, I have had this avatar on many sites before this started.

[marko138]

Love's, PG's, and a couple others I think... it's funny I got banned because I changed my avatar to the one I have now... then to raccoon shot... and they said stop bringing drama... then do this... :rofl: nice..


wonder if they're related to John Kerry in all these double standards and flipflop'n :idk:

Speaking of Kerry...I get to meet him today.

[6doublefive321]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raccoon+aerial

It was a definition created by another member because they saw someone from the old site using pics of themselves that fit this description.

My avatar has nothing to do with it, I have had this avatar on many sites before this started.

Well if that isn't hitting the nail on the head.

[Gas Man]

Yeah Trips avatar now is more about him being the head honcho around here with the big balls!

[Trip]

Yeah Trips avatar now is more about him being the head honcho around here with the big balls!

nah, it's just some crazy ass japanese construction company commercial. Strange shit those japanese come up with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8BshUGKy68

[neebelung]

way to go drewpy! :dthumb:

SBG stole our mascot! 'chewy' made his appearance over there as someone's avatar, dressed like this...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/itgirl25/avatars/chewy.jpg

guess they really are spying here...

:lol: that's fucking funny as hell.

[comonboys]

FUCK YEAH! though I'd like to see our girls at a pajama party... minus the pajama's ofcourse :lol:

Ahhhhh good ol ebbs. I so miss you. Hurry up and get back on US soil so we can go riding with the new bike. This time we won't take it out the side door of the garage!!!!!!!!!! LOL. And I have been praticing my cooking skills. Made homemade biscuits today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Lefty]

YUM! fuck I miss good home made cook'n... the chow halls SUCK here... so I'm stuck with shit out of a can (only a microwave in my room... no stove) and fast food... OH JOY....

[comonboys]

YUM! fuck I miss good home made cook'n... the chow halls SUCK here... so I'm stuck with shit out of a can (only a microwave in my room... no stove) and fast food... OH JOY....

So you are coming out here when you are home then!!!!! Its going to be a good time. We'll have to have a bonfire and grill too. Hopefully it's not when cutty's gone. Cause that would suck. Or would it???? LOL!

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: I'll be home around 24 Aug. and cutty better not be gone... how's he gonna attend the Indy GP? :wink:

I'll be there for about a week or so... then it's off on my trip... then I'll be there for a week again before I leave to head back to Korea again.

[comonboys]

:lol: I'll be home around 24 Aug. and cutty better not be gone... how's he gonna attend the Indy GP? :wink:

I'll be there for about a week or so... then it's off on my trip... then I'll be there for a week again before I leave to head back to Korea again.

I know his last 2 weeks are in august sometime...... If he's gone you still can come hang out with me.... hehe....:whistle:

[Mr Lefty]

I know his last 2 weeks are in august sometime...... If he's gone you still can come hang out with me.... hehe....:whistle:
:lol: sounds good... I'll need some company while i'm work'n on my bike... or we could do something else:whistle:

[comonboys]

:whistle::whistle::lol: sounds good... I'll need some company while i'm work'n on my bike... or we could do something else:whistle:

RIde the bikes sure. Sounds good..........:whistle::whistle:

[upshift]

:lol: sounds good... I'll need some company while i'm work'n on my bike... or we could do something else:whistle:

:screwy::rofl:

[Mr Lefty]

where is cutty anyways... off harassing unsuspecting customers out of their hard earned money? :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I never joined. Didn't see the point in joining a women's forum... it's not like any of them live close enough for me to date. :lol:I barely contribute to this forum, what am I going to contribute to a women's forum?

i guess thong pics are out of the question.

[comonboys]

where is cutty anyways... off harassing unsuspecting customers out of their hard earned money? :lol:

It's sunday dear. He's not working. We're in bed........:whistle:

[Mr Lefty]

:lol: well it's Monday here... I forget sometimes...


oh and damn Cutty... your girls :pwhore2: in bed... tisk tisk

[Quick281]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raccoon+aerial

It was a definition created by another member because they saw someone from the old site using pics of themselves that fit this description.

My avatar has nothing to do with it, I have had this avatar on many sites before this started.

Holy shit, thats hilarious. I think I am almost up to speed on all the drama. :twfix:

[azoomm]

Wait, you mean there is a forum out there made up of women that say they ride motorcycles... and it includes dramabombs... say it isn't so....

[t-homo]

Wait, you mean there is a forum out there made up of women that say they ride motorcycles... and it includes dramabombs... say it isn't so....

crazy shit, huh?

[Gas Man]

nah, it's just some crazy ass japanese construction company commercial. Strange shit those japanese come up with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8BshUGKy68

Yeah too bad I can't see the vid at work...:panic:

YUM! fuck I miss good home made cook'n... the chow halls SUCK here... so I'm stuck with shit out of a can (only a microwave in my room... no stove) and fast food... OH JOY....

Come on... you don't like korean food?

[Mr Lefty]

not really... actually haven't had much... I like the chicken... or should I say cat... :lol:

[neebelung]

Wait, you mean there is a forum out there made up of women that say they ride motorcycles... and it includes dramabombs... say it isn't so....

:dvrofl: I know!! Who'da thunk it? :lol:

[marko138]

Wait, you mean there is a forum out there made up of women that say they ride motorcycles... and it includes dramabombs... say it isn't so....
Unbelievable, right?

[azoomm]

:dvrofl: I know!! Who'da thunk it? :lol:

I've been banned from most of them just for bringing up silly comments like...

"You mean, you look for gear based on color, not on fit?"

Or, asking if they have an alternative group name that I wouldn't have to explain to my daughter. :skep:

I'm just really tired of it. Someone asked me if I was going to have a "women's only" trackday - I told them I was going to consider a "men only" trackday instead to appease the kharma gods. :lmao:

Someone want to send me a link? *grin*

[Cutty72]

Love's, PG's, and a couple others I think... it's funny I got banned because I changed my avatar to the one I have now... then to raccoon shot... and they said stop bringing drama... then do this... :rofl: nice..


wonder if they're related to John Kerry in all these double standards and flipflop'n :idk:

Yeah, there were at least 6 that had it last time I was there.

I called PG on his AV... he admitted it wasn't "right" but it wasn't making fun of one specific person, so it was ok.

[marko138]

PG is such a loser. Guy really needs to get a life.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

PG is such a loser. Guy really needs to get a life.

he has one, it consists of trolling around the Internet trying to fool people into thinking he's a valuable member of society.

[marko138]

he has one, it consists of trolling around the Internet trying to fool people into thinking he's a valuable member of society.
And a good motorcycle rider. Which we all know is not the case.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

eh he brags about scrubing his knees in parking lots, that was pretty much the moment that completely discredited him to me as a rider.

[marko138]

I bet even that was bullshit. He's never had a knee down...other than crashing b/c he sucks.

[Crazy]

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale

[marko138]

:lol: Backsided burn.

[Dave]

buwahhahahahaha

[6doublefive321]

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale

:zowned:

[Mr Lefty]

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale
Well done Crazy! :lol:

[marko138]

I love to see new faces in the slam game here. Welcome aboard, Crazy. Keep burning.

[tallywacker]

i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale

bwhahaha funniest thing i've heard in a long time :dthumb:

[ceo012384]

PG is such a loser. Guy really needs to get a life.
Pssst... he's 40 and I think lives with his mom... enuff said.
i wouldnt put all the blame on him for his crash. his suspension was probably damaged when he tried to transport that whale
:zowned: YES!!!!!!

[marko138]

Ah yes. I forgot he's a cockknocker that still lives with ma. Fag.

[neebelung]

Ah yes. I forgot he's a cockknocker that still lives with ma. Fag.

:dvrofl:

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"

[marko138]

:dvrofl:

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"
Oh you know he does.

[NeonspeedRT]

Pssst... he's 40 and I think lives with his mom... enuff said.

Ah yes. I forgot he's a cockknocker that still lives with ma. Fag.

:dvrofl:

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"


Ok. I don't know if anyone here listens to country music or not. But there is a song out right now by Brad Paisley called Online. Just listening to what everyone has to say about this dude totally makes me think of this song. I'm sure you can find the video on youtube if you want to listen to it. But these are the lyrics :dvrofl:

Online by Brad Paisley:

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

[neebelung]

:dvrofl:

Oh holy shit, that's awesome..... :lol:

[Cutty72]

truf

[t-homo]

I had never made the connection before but that song is perfect. Video is hilarious btw, look it up.

[1hottbikechic]

The reference to that song offically cracked me up.... :) You guys are great

[t-homo]

aren't we an amusing group of guys?

[Cutty72]

aren't we an amusing group of guys?

sometimes.

[t-homo]

sometimes.

what are we the rest of the time?

[dReWpY]

assholes, and i love it :ws:

[Cutty72]

assholes, and i love it :ws:

Truth...

[t-homo]

assholes, and i love it :ws:

awesome. that's what i was going for.

[NeonspeedRT]

I had never made the connection before but that song is perfect. Video is hilarious btw, look it up.

I've never seen the video. I'll have to check it out tonight.

[Captain Morgan]

:dvrofl:

For some reason, you just referring to her as "Ma" cracked me up... I can almost picture him whining, shouting up to her from his little cave in the basement, "But MAAAAAAAAAA......"

From wedding crashers:

"MA! MEATLOAF!!"

[t-homo]

From wedding crashers:

"MA! MEATLOAF!!"

haha. i might have to watch that movie again sometime. its been a while

[6doublefive321]

I was thinking of South Park when the boys are playing WOW.

Mooooom! More hot pockets!

[Smittie61984]

A white girl asked you if you thought her ass was big and you said yes didn't you? You only say "Yes" if a black or hispanic girl asks you. Damn man haven't you learned anything.

By the way for hte leg humpers who are now heading over to SBGs I thinkt hey have having a SBG rally at Deal's Gap fairly soon. So grab a hotel room and hump away. (P.S. Chicks did wheelies).

[NONE_too_SOFT]

its illegal in most state to hump raccoons.

[Mr Lefty]

apparently not in Georgia... :lol:

[upshift]

apparently not in Georgia... :lol:

shoot yeah the farmers here are all up in that chit :poke:

[Smittie61984]

apparently not in Georgia... :lol:

Don't Hate what's Great.

[Mr Lefty]

you talking about Georgia or sex with raccoons? :skep:

[Quick281]

you talking about Georgia or sex with raccoons? :skep:

Both!:hss:









:wtf:

[marko138]

Uh....?

[6doublefive321]

I can't get the damn things to hold still long enough. What's the secret?

[Katherine]

I was just browsing this thread, but I ended up reading the whole thing and giggling aloud on certain posts. You boys are too much. Simmer down.

[neebelung]

I can't get the damn things to hold still long enough. What's the secret?

ROOFIES!!! :lol:

[itgirl]

I was just browsing this thread, but I ended up reading the whole thing and giggling aloud on certain posts. You boys are too much. Simmer down.

they're just awful, aren't they? :)

ROOFIES!!! :lol:

OMG!! LOL!!

[NeonspeedRT]

I had never made the connection before but that song is perfect. Video is hilarious btw, look it up.

I watched the video last night. OMFG. We were laughing our asses off. It was good. It definatly could have been written about a certain someone we all know :whistle: