$2.25 for ultimate pleasure

[Gas Man]

Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.

First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"

Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom

But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"

Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Jokes/SSPX0363.jpg

[tommymac]

maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too :lol:

Tom

[Particle Man]

maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too :lol:

Tom

nah, he wouldn't have blown all over the leaf if it was in a bag :lol:

[marko138]

These threads really aren't that funny when you can't see the pics!

[Trip]

nah, he wouldn't have blown all over the leaf if it was in a bag :lol:

lolz

[smileyman]

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

[Gas Man]

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...
For a lot lizard? No way!!

These threads really aren't that funny when you can't see the pics!
Sorry man... can't help ya without ruining it

[Fleck750]

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

$20 at the max. Have you ever got a good look at a lot lizard? :lmao:

[caveman]

Not even the worst of it. Some barefoot hillbilly went in just after Gas and as he was coming out the hillbilly had his barefoot on the counter showing the attendant lady some skin condition on the bottom of his tar black hoof. :runaway:
Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.

First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"

Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom

But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"

Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Jokes/SSPX0363.jpg

[Avatard]

Here's the scoop on the Horny Goat Weed:

Apparently named such because a certain goat herder noticed that his goats would get considerably more frisky when they ate a certain plant, it turns out that the stuff offers the same benefits as Viagra, with no apparent side-effects.

Scientists did a study on it recently and found it to be essentially just as effective as Viagra, although I believe you need to take it regularly, as it is a dietary supplement, and not a drug.

If the FDA starts regulating supplements, you can bet your ass this one will get pulled. Far too much money is made on Viagra.

[Particle Man]

If the FDA starts regulating supplements, you can bet your ass this one will get pulled. Far too much money is made on Viagra.

Aw come on, can't you see a NASCAR car runnin' around the track with "Horny Goat Weed" painted on the roof? :lol: