View Full Version : Natalie Portman FTW
Homeslice
07-15-2009, 09:52 AM
Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well
Oh, and Thor FTW :rockwoot:
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/natalie-portman-joins-cast-thor39-ap
Lucky3623
07-15-2009, 09:53 AM
Sooooo hot! :drool:
Amber Lamps
07-15-2009, 09:57 AM
Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well
Oh, and Thor FTW :rockwoot:
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/natalie-portman-joins-cast-thor39-ap
I was always into Norse mythology so Thor was easily one of my favorite comic books.
pauldun170
07-15-2009, 09:57 AM
Natalie Portman is my favorite Natalie Portman.
I like her more than Natalie Portman.
She's alright. I know I wouldn't be able to be around her very long and would probably end up smacking upside the head with a baseball bat to shut her up. Duct tape her mouth shut and all would be good though.
Particle Man
07-15-2009, 10:19 AM
She's cute - I wouldn't say she's HOT but she's definitely cute.
I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
pauldun170
07-15-2009, 10:38 AM
I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
Ok...while your murdering your Natalie Portman and going cannibal.
I'll be converting to Judiasm right before I go driving away in the Ferrari she bought me...on my way to pick up the wine that will be kicking off the Natalie Portman sex.
when the sex tape hits...you'll shit bricks
Ok...while your murdering your Natalie Portman and going cannibal.
I'll be converting to Judiasm right before I go driving away in the Ferrari she bought me...on my way to pick up the wine that will be kicking off the Natalie Portman sex.
when the sex tape hits...you'll shit bricks
hey, if i am going to make up shit and get the woman of my dreams and all her money; I can assure you it wouldn't be her.
smileyman
07-15-2009, 10:53 AM
I have this sick fantasy where I tie Natalie Portman up and force feed her cheeseburgers and fries until she is big enough that I can have sex with her without breaking her in half...Oops I said that out loud!
I have this sick fantasy where I tie Natalie Portman up and force feed her cheeseburgers and fries until she is big enough that I can have sex with her without breaking her in half...Oops I said that out loud!
you love that part in saving silverman where amanda peet is tied to a chair eating a big montana dont ya? :Lmao:
smileyman
07-15-2009, 11:02 AM
Who's sarah silverman!? j/k
Homeslice
07-15-2009, 11:03 AM
I have this sick fantasy where I tie Natalie Portman up and force feed her cheeseburgers and fries until she is big enough that I can have sex with her without breaking her in half...Oops I said that out loud!
If that's true you would also have a problem with Megan Fox, judging from non-Photoshopped paperrazi photos.
If that's true you would also have a problem with Megan Fox, judging from non-Photoshopped paperrazi photos.
Do you have some grudge against megan fox? She must be your version of my lindsay lohan. I just want to beat that girl with a mace or those cool whip things with the glass pieces that they used in the mel gibson passion movie.
Adeptus_Minor
07-15-2009, 11:14 AM
Who's sarah silverman!? j/k
Hot.. that's what she is.
Homeslice
07-15-2009, 11:16 AM
Do you have some grudge against megan fox? She must be your version of my lindsay lohan. I just want to beat that girl with a mace or those cool whip things with the glass pieces that they used in the mel gibson passion movie.
I have an issue with pretty much anything that The Great Unwashed thinks is great :lol:
EpyonXero
07-15-2009, 11:22 AM
I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.
Do you have some grudge against megan fox? She must be your version of my lindsay lohan. I just want to beat that girl with a mace or those cool whip things with the glass pieces that they used in the mel gibson passion movie.
cat of nine tails
I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.
she should have left her lips alone
pauldun170
07-15-2009, 11:34 AM
I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.
Portman is an attractive women. Maybe because I've seen more pictures of her without being all done up.
Megan Fox reminds of a photoshop contest half the time. Of the pics I've seen without her being done up... her face conveys a kinda of "Bitchy in her 20's, divorced in her 30's, divorced again and a lot of plastic surgery in her 40's, etc etc" Long Island girl look that I'm WAY to accustomed too.
Yeah, Megan Fox definitely has the lindsay lohan/britney spears/christina aquilera path going for her. They looked ok in the beginning when they were mostly natural and not on drugs. Then they got popular, plastic surgery came into play, heavy drug use ensued and they looked like trash in the end.
smileyman
07-15-2009, 11:44 AM
Guys, guys, no need to argue here. They all look the same upside down and covered in Bavarian creme...
karl_1052
07-15-2009, 11:47 AM
I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
I'd have no objections to eating Natalie Portman!
We can skip the killing and cooking part though.
I'd have no objections to eating Natalie Portman!
We can skip the killing and cooking part though.
I hope you would at least bleach the area, no telling what the fuck has been down there.
Yeah, Megan Fox definitely has the lindsay lohan/britney spears/christina aquilera path going for her. They looked ok in the beginning when they were mostly natural and not on drugs. Then they got popular, plastic surgery came into play, heavy drug use ensued and they looked like trash in the end.
Megan Fox looks dirty to me. Like greasy or something. I've only seen her in the movie though - I think maybe it's the dark tan? She is pretty, not arguing that - just in a dirty way. :lol:
fnfalman
07-15-2009, 02:07 PM
Megan Fox is hotter. She's like an exotic bombshell from Italy.
Natalie Portman is classier and more elegant.
You'd want to cruise the beach with Megan Fox in a Ferrari drop top and want to go the art opening with Natalie Portman in a Rolls Royce.
You'd want to handcuff Megan and whip her with an ass smacker while tying Natalie up with a silk scarf and tickle her body with a rose bud.
It's all good.
Megan Fox looks dirty to me. Like greasy or something. I've only seen her in the movie though - I think maybe it's the dark tan? She is pretty, not arguing that - just in a dirty way. :lol:
like she just climbed out of the KY wrestling pit :lol:
EpyonXero
07-15-2009, 04:47 PM
Megan Fox looks dirty to me. Like greasy or something. I've only seen her in the movie though - I think maybe it's the dark tan? She is pretty, not arguing that - just in a dirty way. :lol:
Yep. Id hit it but Id make sure I hide my wallet first.
Amber Lamps
07-15-2009, 05:02 PM
Yep. Id hit it but Id make sure I hide my wallet first.
I'd hit it put condoms would be a must!!!:lol: Even for just a blowjob!:lol
Reyna1
07-15-2009, 05:10 PM
Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well
Oh, and Thor FTW :rockwoot:
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/natalie-portman-joins-cast-thor39-ap
Id hit it x 100000000000000000000000
Papa_Complex
07-15-2009, 05:46 PM
Good choice for the part. I wonder what they mean by "updated the character" though? When they did it with Spider-man, it fit. Just a different origin for the spider that gave him his power. They mention Thor being "cast out" of Asgard rather than being stuck in a human to learn a little humility (he was typical rich kid living on daddy's money), so maybe that's it?
Amber Lamps
07-15-2009, 05:56 PM
Good choice for the part. I wonder what they mean by "updated the character" though? When they did it with Spider-man, it fit. Just a different origin for the spider that gave him his power. They mention Thor being "cast out" of Asgard rather than being stuck in a human to learn a little humility (he was typical rich kid living on daddy's money), so maybe that's it?
Hard to say but if they fuck up Thor the way they fucked up Captain America, somebody's gonna get hurt!!!:panic:
Papa_Complex
07-15-2009, 06:02 PM
Hard to say but if they fuck up Thor the way they fucked up Captain America, somebody's gonna get hurt!!!:panic:
Fucked up Captain America which time? I think that I've seen three remakes since 1970.
Amber Lamps
07-15-2009, 06:51 PM
Fucked up Captain America which time? I think that I've seen three remakes since 1970.
ALL OF THEM,SIR!!! All of them....:sorry: Every live action movie I've ever seen of C.A. has been horrible!!!:panic:
Papa_Complex
07-15-2009, 06:54 PM
Yup, I would agree with that. I was just wondering if you had been more than that last ('91?) abortion.
Amber Lamps
07-15-2009, 08:27 PM
Yup, I would agree with that. I was just wondering if you had been more than that last ('91?) abortion.
OMG! I just remembered the Man-Thing movie!!! Yikes! Btw, I think I do only remember the 1990/2 movie and a 1940s serial. I don't remember a 70's edition...is it worse than the 1990s turd?
ALL OF THEM,SIR!!! All of them....:sorry: Every live action movie I've ever seen of C.A. has been horrible!!!:panic:
like punisher movies. well, i actually like the dolph lundgren one. pure eighties cheese though
Papa_Complex
07-15-2009, 09:03 PM
OMG! I just remembered the Man-Thing movie!!! Yikes! Btw, I think I do only remember the 1990/2 movie and a 1940s serial. I don't remember a 70's edition...is it worse than the 1990s turd?
I must be getting old because the 1970 version that I remember was actually 1966. It was a "motion comic" like the one they did of Watchmen, not too long ago.
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose oppose his shield must yield.
If he's lead to a fight and a duel is due,
Then the red and white and the blue'll come through.
When Captain America throws his mighty shield.
The other version was a TV movie that was done in '79, with a sequel in '80 or '81. It starred Reb Brown. Physically he wasn't a bad fit, but they made a mess of it by going for an 'updated' story, gizmos, and a plexiglass shield.
Rider
07-15-2009, 09:05 PM
She ain't nothing special but Keira Knightley who played a servant of hers and a decoy in Star Wars is waaaaaaaaaay fucking hotter. I've probably had more immoral thoughts about her than any other woman on earth.
Papa_Complex
07-15-2009, 09:08 PM
She ain't nothing special but Keira Knightley who played a servant of hers and a decoy in Star Wars is waaaaaaaaaay fucking hotter. I've probably had more immoral thoughts about her than any other woman on earth.
More proof that a woman doesn't need double-Ds to be hot.
Rider
07-15-2009, 09:15 PM
More proof that a woman doesn't need double-Ds to be hot.
Werd!
doesnt hurt though ;) though while we're on the subject ive always had a thing for emmy rossum
Rider
07-15-2009, 09:24 PM
doesnt hurt though ;) though while we're on the subject ive always had a thing for emmy rossum
:idk:
shes never had any great parts. well, christine in phantom. not much else though
Homeslice
07-15-2009, 10:03 PM
and then there's Heidi Montag....now there's a bod to chew on
and then there's Heidi Montag....now there's a bod to chew on
she'd have to permanantly wear a ballgag if she wanted to keep breathing :lol
vickibocc
07-16-2009, 11:23 AM
Just to put things into perspective. A few Megan Fox pictures before she spiced herself up. I'm not saying she was ugly before. She was definitely still pretty/hot. But she's no exotic Italian. She's the girl next door.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/MEGANFOX2004ANDNOW.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/megan-fox-before-surgery-2009.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/megan-fox-plastic-surgery.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/meganfox.jpg
A nose job, lip injections, darker/longer hair, and a tan could make any girl with blue eyes look exotic.
I actually like her natural look better than her new an improved look. She looks too fake and angelina jolieish. I am not a fan of that.
Cutty72
07-16-2009, 12:13 PM
I second advantage before look
smileyman
07-16-2009, 12:29 PM
Shame I couldnt have her both ways!
Particle Man
07-16-2009, 01:33 PM
I actually like her natural look better than her new an improved look. She looks too fake and angelina jolieish. I am not a fan of that.
another vote here for that.
Natural ftw
Papa_Complex
07-16-2009, 06:03 PM
I actually like her natural look better than her new an improved look. She looks too fake and angelina jolieish. I am not a fan of that.
Agreed on all counts. I like real women much better than Tinkertoy Tarts.
Tmall
07-16-2009, 06:32 PM
That chick is so hot, I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie..
pauldun170
07-16-2009, 06:36 PM
That chick is so hot, I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie..
Do you know how long you'd have to crawl? would you stop for a snack or anything?
what if the walkie talkie is out of range would you crawl back? Would the amount you'd have to crawl back get added on to the total miles or would you only crawl ten miles (so would you check the signal occasionally to ensure you were in range and set a cut off point or something?)
Your post is very vague
Sixxxxer
07-16-2009, 06:37 PM
Again I stress my Argument...You are all a bunch of Fags...Who gives a fuck what she does is or likes... She takes pictures like this...
And Im ok with it.
http://celebsport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/natalie_portman_18.jpg
Good Lord...Is any women on this planet good enough for you guys?
Tmall
07-16-2009, 06:40 PM
Do you know how long you'd have to crawl? would you stop for a snack or anything?
what if the walkie talkie is out of range would you crawl back? Would the amount you'd have to crawl back get added on to the total miles or would you only crawl ten miles (so would you check the signal occasionally to ensure you were in range and set a cut off point or something?)
Your post is very vague
All I'm saying is, it had better be loud and she'd better do it twice. I'm not crawling all that way for nothing...
pauldun170
07-16-2009, 06:50 PM
Again I stress my Argument...You are all a bunch of Fags...Who gives a fuck what she does is or likes... She takes pictures like this...
And Im ok with it.
http://celebsport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/natalie_portman_18.jpg
Good Lord...Is any women on this planet good enough for you guys?
:dribble:
Adeptus_Minor
07-16-2009, 07:59 PM
Wow... looks like Paul gave it to her in the 'Eastside'
Amber Lamps
07-17-2009, 11:09 AM
:dribble:
U huh....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GlTloqb0ho
pauldun170
07-17-2009, 11:16 AM
U huh....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GlTloqb0ho
Classic
Flexin
07-17-2009, 12:01 PM
Just to put things into perspective. A few Megan Fox pictures before she spiced herself up. I'm not saying she was ugly before. She was definitely still pretty/hot. But she's no exotic Italian. She's the girl next door.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/MEGANFOX2004ANDNOW.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/megan-fox-before-surgery-2009.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/megan-fox-plastic-surgery.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b94/vickibocc/meganfox.jpg
A nose job, lip injections, darker/longer hair, and a tan could make any girl with blue eyes look exotic.
I think she looks good both ways.
James
Sixxxxer
07-17-2009, 07:49 PM
Agreed...Like I said, everyone here bitches about fake tits and plastic noses...Who gives a fuck??
She's hot...and has a Vagina...What more do you need?
Rider
07-17-2009, 07:51 PM
Agreed...Like I said, everyone here bitches about fake tits and plastic noses...Who gives a fuck??
She's hot...and has a Vagina...What more do you need?
For her to actually want to fuck any one of us..... which ain't ever gonna happen.
Papa_Complex
07-18-2009, 02:16 AM
Agreed...Like I said, everyone here bitches about fake tits and plastic noses...Who gives a fuck??
She's hot...and has a Vagina...What more do you need?
A personality, since I'm old enough to be over the whole fucking random women thing.
Antwanny
07-19-2009, 01:14 AM
She's alright. I know I wouldn't be able to be around her very long and would probably end up smacking upside the head with a baseball bat to shut her up. Duct tape her mouth shut and all would be good though.
hey osp long time no see
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