People Got to Love 'Em

[Ducati Diva]

So I'm at Waterrock Knob Visitor Center (very remote) today when this woman lets out a blood curtling scream and damn near ran through the door trying to get out. Her husband ran out to see what the problem was. Grabbed my medical bag and was trying to get out the door through all the people when her husband came storming back in three shades of purple. He was furious. I ask him if she was OK. His response "NO SHE'S NOT SHE'S TRAMUATIZED!!! A MOUSE RAN ACROSS HER FOOT!!! I can't believe you have a place with vermin " I did the whole I'm very sorry sir but this is a remote wooded area spill. This only made him madder. He ranted some more and then actually said "I don't know how and if she's ever going to get over this tramua?" To this I actually laughed in his face (Sorry I couldn't help it) To this he fummed " You won't be laughing long I'm going to call a lawyer and because of your rude uncaring manner you will be listed in the suit. What's your name?" I pointed to my name tag and told him to be sure and spell it right. :lol

What is this fucktard going to sue a National Park for having wild animals????
God you got to love people????

[tached1000rr]

Wow, he's gonna sue you for his mosquito bites too!

[Fleck750]

You have gotten rid of all the birds because they poop on cars, haven't you? :lol:

[thirdgenlxi]

WOW!!! Sometimes you just can't help but wonder what the hell is wrong with people?? Got to wonder how some people actually make it through life.... seriously! :wtfru:


And some wonder why I have more respect for dogs (and other animals) than most people... see above


I would have laughed in his face too! ROFL

[shmike]

The guy was obviously an idiot.

Hopefully he is an idiot blowing smoke and not an idiot with an attorney.

Our national parks are some of the last places in this country that Darwin is free to prove his theories.

In our litigious society I have often wondered how long we had before places like the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone, etc. were deemed too dangerous for the public and fenced off. :tremble:

[Ducati Diva]

The guy was obviously an idiot.

Hopefully he is an idiot blowing smoke and not an idiot with an attorney.

Our national parks are some of the last places in this country that Darwin is free to prove his theories.

In our litigious society I have often wondered how long we had before places like the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone, etc. were deemed too dangerous for the public and fenced off. :tremble:

Totally agree. People do stupid things then want to blame the animals that show them how stupid they are! Trust me I have lots of stupid people stories :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Totally agree. People do stupid things then want to blame the animals that show them how stupid they are! Trust me I have lots of stupid people stories :lol:

Yep!

[Particle Man]

people who sue for stuff like that should be kicked in the head repeatedly until they get some freakin' sense.

Unreal.

[Kaneman]

people who sue for stuff like that should be kicked in the head repeatedly until they get some freakin' sense.

Unreal.

I 100% honestly believe someone should just execute people like this. Doesn't even have to be painful...but they need to go.
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[HurricaneHeather]

I'm so glad you laughed. :lol:

Be careful though, you might have to pay for her therapist so she can work through this traumatic episode. Poor thing is not going to be able to leave the house anymore....how can she with this on her plate? :lmao:

[shmike]

I 100% honestly believe someone should just execute people like this. Doesn't even have to be painful...but they need to go.

Just don't use a shovel or a 22.

[t-homo]

Traumatized over a mouse. lol.

[Particle Man]

Traumatized over a mouse. lol.

Hey Tommy, can we borrow your snakes for say, a day or 3?

:evil:

:lol:

[wildchild]

You have gotten rid of all the birds because they poop on cars, haven't you? :lol:


therein lies the problem, with no more birds around who's gonna eat the mice? those lazy ass snakes aren't doing it, they only eat once a week then just off sunning themselves. LOL

seriouosly I hope the lawyers laugh him out of their office as well. did anyone else see the mouse or is this a made up for free money type of hysteria?

[Ducati Diva]

therein lies the problem, with no more birds around who's gonna eat the mice? those lazy ass snakes aren't doing it, they only eat once a week then just off sunning themselves. LOL

seriouosly I hope the lawyers laugh him out of their office as well. did anyone else see the mouse or is this a made up for free money type of hysteria?

There was a very tiny mouse. It really pissed him off when after telling him to get my name right I walked over to the corner scooped the ltl thing up and said it's all right ltl guy no bodies gonna hurt you and took it out to the woods beside the building and turned him loose. :rofl:

[the chi]

There was a very tiny mouse. It really pissed him off when after telling him to get my name right I walked over to the corner scooped the ltl thing up and said it's all right ltl guy no bodies gonna hurt you and took it out to the woods beside the building and turned him loose. :rofl:

You win the hero of the day award. I'd probably have gotten fired for making fun of both husband and wife. Pansies.

[marko138]

Wow. But I'm not really surprised. There are douche bags all over the place.

[Rider]

Wow. But I'm not really surprised. There are douche bags all over the place.

Even on this forum. :lol

[karl_1052]

Even on this forum. :lol

Finally, recognition.

[marko138]

Even on this forum. :lol
Especially here.

[Particle Man]

Finally, recognition.

we had your number long ago my friend








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[Gas Man]

And the best part is you were talking in that great southern twang of a voice you have... wifey and I loved your story!!! :lol: :lol

[Ducati Diva]

And the best part is you were talking in that great southern twang of a voice you have... wifey and I loved your story!!! :lol: :lol

Ya'll come back now ya hear! :dvrofl:

[Gas Man]

Can't wait till I do!!!

[ericr]

Good for you Ducati Diva!! I'm glad you laughed at them, I'd have done the same.

But at the end I would have told them I was contacting PETA and they would be in touch for her traumatizing the mouse, could I have the name of their lawyer, thank you. :lol:

[neebelung]

:snort:

hooooooly smokes... That's hilarious and sad, all at once.