You meet the strangest people at BMW rallies...

[askmrjesus]

:skep:

[askmrjesus]

Oops. Wrong picture.

[G-Rex]

Moira!

Hope you guys had a good time! :)

[derf]

Who is the chick in front of azoom? :tremble:

[Adeptus_Minor]

Who is the chick in front of azoom? :tremble:

:lol:

Dude, she is so gonna oil your brakes for that one.

[azoomm]

:lol:

[lauralynne]

did you me him walk on water to prove who he was?!

[derf]

:lol:

Dude, she is so gonna oil your brakes for that one.


Just busting her balls, that is all

[Adeptus_Minor]

Just busting her balls, that is all

I know, man...
You must really think I have no sense of humor. :lol: :D

[Kaneman]

That's awesome dude, Moira took good care of me when I totalled my last bike.

Hey JC, if you ever come down to Texas you got a place to stay here.
________
CALA (http://www.lamborghini-tech.com/wiki/Lamborghini_Cala)

[Mr Lefty]

So you're telling me it wasn't a cross but a Kenworth that Jesus was crucified on?

[derf]

I know, man...
You must really think I have no sense of humor. :lol: :D


Oh I know that you have no sense of humor

[Adeptus_Minor]

Oh I know that you have no sense of humor

Hey! I do... it's just weird and dry... kind of like Sedona. :lol:

[pauldun170]

There is something familiar about....or never mind.

Someone needs a comb and it aint Azoom

[G-Rex]

Hey! I do... it's just weird and dry... kind of like Sedona. :lol:

:lol: Weird and dry doesn't even begin to explain it. :D






Sedona, that is.

[askmrjesus]

Someone needs a comb and it aint Azoom

I have more hair than Azoom. :lol:

I put a comb in it in 1973. Haven't seen it since.

JC

[Trip]

Sucks I missed you Jesus.

When I got there, azoomm was inside this fence and some dude did a stoppie and pecked his helmet up against her face. What a way to meet zoomie. LOL.

She also got me a demo on the new 800GS and the 650GS. So on the day I bought my 1200GS, I rode all the GS bikes.

The 650 felt like my 50 on how nimble the bike was, except it didn't have the "wobble of death" like the 50 has cause of the small 10" wheels.


The 800 was just pure inbred fun. It felt like a sportbike. It felt a little small to me, but I had just spent 6 hours of slab riding on the 1200, so most things would feel small.

The 1200, I am a very happy buyer. I had a blast the whole ride down the interstate. This was exactly what I wanted out of a bike when I sold the RR. It's not a slouch in the twisties and it is one hell of a touring bike. Much much satisfied beemer owner.

[askmrjesus]

did you me him walk on water to prove who he was?!

Couldn't find any water.

Had to walk on Scotch instead.

JC

[askmrjesus]

Sucks I missed you Jesus.



Yeah, I had some shit up come yesterday I had to take care of. :td:

Grats on the new ride!

JC

[Adeptus_Minor]

Couldn't find any water.

Had to walk on Scotch instead.

JC

Bah... that's easy... you just have to know where the peat clumps are. :lol:
(or the ice cubes, but I wouldn't dare suggest such a thing)

[tached1000rr]

Sucks I missed you Jesus.

When I got there, azoomm was inside this fence and some dude did a stoppie and pecked his helmet up against her face. What a way to meet zoomie. LOL.

She also got me a demo on the new 800GS and the 650GS. So on the day I bought my 1200GS, I rode all the GS bikes.

The 650 felt like my 50 on how nimble the bike was, except it didn't have the "wobble of death" like the 50 has cause of the small 10" wheels.


The 800 was just pure inbred fun. It felt like a sportbike. It felt a little small to me, but I had just spent 6 hours of slab riding on the 1200, so most things would feel small.

The 1200, I am a very happy buyer. I had a blast the whole ride down the interstate. This was exactly what I wanted out of a bike when I sold the RR. It's not a slouch in the twisties and it is one hell of a touring bike. Much much satisfied beemer owner.

Perhaps I missed it but have you posted pics of the new bike?

[derf]

Perhaps I missed it but have you posted pics of the new bike?

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247769/Power_Wheel_Dirt_Bike.jpg

[Trip]

Perhaps I missed it but have you posted pics of the new bike?

http://twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=9409

I haven't taken any good pics cause I just literally walked in the door from bringing it back from maryland.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247769/Power_Wheel_Dirt_Bike.jpg

I totally want one of those.

[derf]

http://twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=9409

I haven't taken any good pics cause I just literally walked in the door from bringing it back from maryland.



I totally want one of those.


I actually have one in my backyard

[askmrjesus]

ice cubes

Heretic!

JC

[azoomm]

Good times, good times...

Just got done with the trucks. Now going riding. F800gs seems like the good bike for the area :)

[Adeptus_Minor]

Heretic!

JC

Hey, I didn't actually suggest it. :nee:
I left that for the Cutty Sark drinkers to add.

[JoshuaTree]

... Now going riding. F800gs seems like the good bike for the area :)

[ Borg Voice ]
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
[ / Borg Voice ]

:rofl:

[askmrjesus]

Good times, good times...

I'm still laughing about the look on your face when we first met. :lol:

I stalked Zoomie for a few minutes at the BMW booth, she had never met me.

Another BMW-ette was giving a briefing to the demo riders, when I walked up to her. In by best Southern dip-shit accent, I asked:

"Excuse me, I was thinking about going on one of ya'lls demo rides, but I have a question, do I have to ride behind a girl?"

To her credit, she maintained a completely professional attitude, (well, once she regained control of her eyeballs, and managed not to bite her tongue off).

And yes, I did step back about a foot when I said that. :lol:

JC

[JoshuaTree]

... And yes, I did step back about a foot when I said that. :lol:

JC

Good Call. I have seen her eat entire humans with one bite before... :poke:


Luvs ya! Mean it! :D



:scared:

[ericr]

I would love to know what went through Azoomms mind before she replied to your question A M J !!! :lol:

Can't type AMJ anymore :( :lol:

[askmrjesus]

I would love to know what went through Azoomms mind before she replied to your question A M J !!! :lol:


I'm pretty sure it involved my balls, and a pointy stick. :lol:

JC

[JoshuaTree]

I'm pretty sure it involved my balls, and a pointy stick. :lol:

JC

Nope. Too quick and not painful enough... :idk:

:bigrofl:

[azoomm]

:lol:

His timing was incredible - I had just gotten done with an angry female... so switching into another mode caught me off guard. And, it was altogether possible that his question was an actual concern. I just needed to figure out how to phrase my "hell yes" reply. :lol:

And, then I recognized his voice.

[Gas Man]

:lol:

His timing was incredible - I had just gotten done with an angry female... so switching into another mode caught me off guard. And, it was altogether possible that his question was an actual concern. I just needed to figure out how to phrase my "hell yes" reply. :lol:

And, then I recognized his voice.
:lol: :lol

That is awesome funny.

Good thing you dind't have to deal with Trip too long with his snobby BMW owner crap. I tell ya, I saw him last w/e and that's all he talked about all weekend. One good question... did he pitch a tent? He kept finding wood all last weekend everytime he saw another GS.

GS THIS
GS THAT
GS
G
S
GS
GGG
GGG
SSSS
SSSS

[Papa_Complex]

Our local "snobby BMW" thing involved a bunch of test rides (which I couldn't go on because I was stuck up on the grid), two bands, food, racing...... No AskMrHeyzoos though, 'cause y'all had him. One of these days you really need to come up here for a race man. The locals would love you. Or hate you. You know; the usual.

[neebelung]

So you're telling me it wasn't a cross but a Kenworth that Jesus was crucified on?

:lol

[Particle Man]

So you're telling me it wasn't a cross but a Kenworth that Jesus was crucified on?

haha outstanding