If you could do anything...

[HurricaneHeather]

For employment, what would you do?

If money, education and experience weren't needed for consideration, what would you do?

Obviously, not working would be most people's first choice, but try and be creative here.

[pauldun170]

For employment, what would you do?

If money, education and experience weren't needed for consideration, what would you do?

Obviously, not working would be most people's first choice, but try and be creative here.


Maybe it's because I didn't get enough sleep last night but I'm not gittin yer question.

[Rider]

Race MotoGP.

[the chi]

I'd love to be a Park Ranger type person, like Ducati Diva. I love nature, and being away from people, and the chance to be out of an office would be my dream job!

[marko138]

I'd love to just ride, test, and review motorcycles. All of them.

[neebelung]

Anything working with animals. Something (anything!) at the San Diego Zoo or Sea World.

And given the presumed financial independence of the question, then hopefully my schedule would also allow for time to volunteer in some sort of wildlife rescue operation as well.

[smileyman]

I would write for a MC magazine

[Adeptus_Minor]

Renewable energy design & implementation.
Wind, Solar, or Geothermal
It'd be nice to be part of the solution rather than just an unskilled keyboard warrior bitching about the problem.

[HurricaneHeather]

Maybe it's because I didn't get enough sleep last night but I'm not gittin yer question.

If you could do any job you want, and it didn't matter how much money you made doing it and if your education or experience made no difference in whether or not you were qualified, what would you do?

[Method]

Fighter Jet pilot. I'd drop everything in a second if it were possible.

[marko138]

Fighter Jet pilot. I'd drop everything in a second if it were possible.
That would be cool too.

[the chi]

Anything working with animals. Something (anything!) at the San Diego Zoo or Sea World.

And given the presumed financial independence of the question, then hopefully my schedule would also allow for time to volunteer in some sort of wildlife rescue operation as well.

I'd like to add that to my answer as well! :dthumb: I've done some work with shelters and loved it, I just dont have enough time to spend as much as Id want. Tho one day I hope to open my own shelter, after I retire and have some land and cash to put into it.

Fighter Jet pilot. I'd drop everything in a second if it were possible.

But youd stay away from the attitude kool aid right? :wink:

[Phenix_Rider]

Who around here wouldn't kill for Rossi's job?

[HurricaneHeather]

Who around here wouldn't kill for Rossi's job?

Me. I wouldn't kill for it. Maybe seriously injure, but not kill. :lol:

[Lucky3623]

I would either be playing professional baseball, or something to do with professional baseball... i.e. scouting, farm teams, stats...

[Adeptus_Minor]

Who around here wouldn't kill for Rossi's job?

Not I.
The skill and the respect earned would be something, but the fame isn't something I'd enjoy.
Also, sports careers come with a fairly short lifespan. You're on top of the world until age or injuries stack up on you... then you better have some decent investments and a plan for 'retirement'.

ETA: But far be it from me to poop on anyone else's dream ;)

[smileyman]

:boobs: Hands down, talent scout for the Spearmint Rhino! seriously.

[MILK]

Forest Ranger. I actually made an attempt at it way too late in my college career. I don't have the math skills needed hence my English degree. :lol:

[buzzcutt2]

:boobs: Hands down, talent scout for the Spearmint Rhino! seriously.

Come over here to the casting couch...:hug:

[CrazyKell]

I'd like to be a writer.

[tached1000rr]

Too old to play, so I'd say coach college football or basketball.

[Dave]

Heh couple of my tanker buddies and i had this great idea about starting a armor based mercenary company in south america. Probably wouldnt be too hard either, lotsa folks trying to ditch their old pact equipment. But barring that id go with racing or the fighter pilot one.

[HurricaneHeather]

I'd like to be a writer.

Any particular genre? Newspapers, novels, comic books, screenplays, self help, etc.?

[wildchild]

alright I could easily do my dream job but there are a few things I would like to change about it. I'd like to be over the road truck driver but.................not that 16 hour a day shit and not running after a truck payment all the time. so if money were no object I'd like to just criss cross the country in a truck and enjoy the sights as I go.


funny thing I just sent off an application to a driving school. :)

[pauldun170]

Senator

[EpyonXero]

Fighter Jet pilot. I'd drop everything in a second if it were possible.

Yep. Navy pilot or National Geographic photographer.

[BobTheBiker]

owner of a beer brewery, or I'd, enjoy driving trucks for fun. or any job where I's paid to blow shit up.

[Digifox]

i would be one of those assholes that get paid to test ride bikes for mags.

[Antwanny]

Race professionally (bikes) be a cop or be president. my three

[CrazyKell]

Any particular genre? Newspapers, novels, comic books, screenplays, self help, etc.?

Novels and social commentaries.

[Trip]

host of Diners drive ins and dives, but on a motorcycle instead of a cage.

[MILK]

National Geographic photographer.


Forgot about that one. Count me in!

[HurricaneHeather]

host of Diners drive ins and dives, but on a motorcycle instead of a cage.

no shit, that would be awesome! :dthumb:

There is a show on WGN that a dude does that by plane! How do people get those jobs?!

[Trip]

no shit, that would be awesome! :dthumb:

There is a show on WGN that a dude does that by plane! How do people get those jobs?!

Guy is a pretty freakin good chef for such locations, so thats how he landed that one.

[karl_1052]

Senator

You should become a Canadian Senator.

You only have to show up twice a year, and it is nearly impossible to get fired, so you can get full pay until you die.

[Rider]

I revise my answer. ANYTHING that doesn't require me to sit at a desk all day and make the same or more money than I currently do.

[the chi]

I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.

[pauldun170]

I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.

You went and said "paid to be a bad guy" and listed all the "cool" stuff but I couldn't help but think that it would be lifetime of real estate companies contracting you to fart in elevators to to test on focus groups.


Not to take away from the assignments you listed, but would you want to retire and tell people that "I farted in crowded elevators as part of controlled experiments...."

[Homeslice]

Professional fighter. Getting paid to be beaten down and/or beat down others. Kick myself for not taking training more seriously when I was younger; too old and inexperienced to do anything about it now.

How do you figure? What are you, only 25-26?

[the chi]

You went and said "paid to be a bad guy" and listed all the "cool" stuff but I couldn't help but think that it would be lifetime of real estate companies contracting you to fart in elevators to to test on focus groups.


Not to take away from the assignments you listed, but would you want to retire and tell people that "I farted in crowded elevators as part of controlled experiments...."

:scratch: Dude, its my dream, dont ruin it.

Not every day of ANY job is going to be exciting and adventuresome, but I dont think you are thinking the same type of thing I am.

Companies actually employ these people as regular staff to find the flaws in the systems, and I think it would be fun. Thats all. Find your own, dont pick on mine cuz you didnt think of it first. :skep:

[HurricaneHeather]

I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.

I can't remember now what he called it but my husband wants to be the get away guy for any situation. A wheel guy or something dumb like that? He's got car, armored truck, bike and plane down, but he still needs a CDL and a boat license (or whatever you would call that) and I'm sure a few other things. :lol:

[pauldun170]

:scratch: Dude, its my dream, dont ruin it.

Not every day of ANY job is going to be exciting and adventuresome, but I dont think you are thinking the same type of thing I am.

Companies actually employ these people as regular staff to find the flaws in the systems, and I think it would be fun. Thats all. Find your own, dont pick on mine cuz you didnt think of it first. :skep:


I whole heartily apologize for my post.

[azoomm]

I want to ride motorcycles for a living....

[HurricaneHeather]

I want to ride motorcycles for a living....

Shut up. :lol:

[Dave]

I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.

ive done some of that as a cavalry scout. Its important that they dont know beforehand but man, you'd be amazed at what kind of things you can walk into

[the chi]

ive done some of that as a cavalry scout. Its important that they dont know beforehand but man, you'd be amazed at what kind of things you can walk into

I was talking to a buddy the other day, his cousin or something does it for a living and his specialty is military bases. They actually were admitted on base with a library card, then broke into the security forces offices, left love notes for all the folks and stole the hard drive out of the bosses computer, took photos sitting in different top secret areas and were never even seen or questioned. Can you imagine?

[wildchild]

I was talking to a buddy the other day, his cousin or something does it for a living and his specialty is military bases. They actually were admitted on base with a library card, then broke into the security forces offices, left love notes for all the folks and stole the hard drive out of the bosses computer, took photos sitting in different top secret areas and were never even seen or questioned. Can you imagine?

I got to play infiltrator when i was in the army a couple times for a few other units, i got pretty good, even walking into a few commanders tents while they slept. it began not being so fun when the bounty went up for me. :) it ended when someone tried to take off my ear with the front sight of an m16. LOL

[askmrjesus]

I'd like to pilot mini-subs.

In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

JC

[Rider]

I'd like to pilot mini-subs.

In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

JC

To smuggle cocaine into the country?

[askmrjesus]

Shit.

Any of you guys have a mini-sub I could borrow?

I'll bring it right back.

I swear.

JC

[unknownroad]

US Supreme Court Justice.

The problem with doing something I enjoy for money is that as soon as I'm obligated to do it, I don't enjoy it any longer :idk: I just don't like work.

So, might as well pick a job where I can improve things.

[HurricaneHeather]

Shit.

Any of you guys have a mini-sub I could borrow?

I'll bring it right back.

I swear.

JC

It took you 7 minutes to determine that you didn't have one at your disposal?

[askmrjesus]

It took you 7 minutes to determine that you didn't have one at your disposal?

Yeah.

They're really small.

JC

[pauldun170]

Yeah.

They're really small.

JC

You're not confusing snickers bars for mini-subs are you?

[askmrjesus]

You're not confusing snickers bars for mini-subs are you?

Why would I want to be a snickers bar pilot?

I mean, assuming I could get one off a treadmill, I doubt they be much fun to drive.

JC

[HurricaneHeather]

Why would I want to be a snickers bar pilot?

I mean, assuming I could get one off a treadmill, I doubt they be much fun to drive.

JC

It'd be sticky without pants on.

[askmrjesus]

It'd be sticky without pants on.

I bet you say that to all the boys. :lol:

JC

[TommyHotWheel]

I would love to build homes for underprivledged families, I love to build and I have an overwhelming wish to help people who really need it. If not, I would do automotive repair/restoration/customization...my other passion.

[Flexin]

alright I could easily do my dream job but there are a few things I would like to change about it. I'd like to be over the road truck driver but.................not that 16 hour a day shit and not running after a truck payment all the time. so if money were no object I'd like to just criss cross the country in a truck and enjoy the sights as I go.


funny thing I just sent off an application to a driving school. :)

I have been try to figure out what I want to do for months now. The only two things that came to mind was reopening my detail shop but doing it solo. Getting my Class 1 (CDL+Class 1 in Nova Scotia Canada).

The main problem with over the road is I would be away from my kids which would suck. But right now I'm doing construction and still only see my kids for a short period of time most days. So IF I could have some runs that had me home each weekend it wouldn't be much different from what is going on right now, other then the fact that they couldn't come in the room and give me a kiss while I'm half asleep as they leave in the morning.

My brother added Firefighter to my list about 2 weeks ago. I have thought about it many times before but never went for it. I'm thinking about it now. One thing I like about the job is if I could get on here they run on a 24 hours on/ 72 hours off system. So I would have more money then I do now and more free time.

I only worry about being bored with all the free time. But I do want a boat and after a while I should make more then enough for the boat I want and have the free time to use it. I could also go back to the boxing gym to work out/train/or volunteer or a combination of the three.

I'm still trying to decide what will make me happy.

BTW if I didn't have kids I would love to be able to drive truck have have a ramp and mount added to the frame so I could haul a motorcycle around with me and ride during the 10 hour breaks or the resets. :rockwoot:

James

[Tmall]

I'd like to jump out of airplanes and save dumbass hikers, campers, and boaters.

Canadian forces search and rescue technician.

[Particle Man]

Professional beer taster.


I bet you say that to all the boys. :lol:

JC

:lol:

[HurricaneHeather]

I bet you say that to all the boys. :lol:

JC

:lmao:

Hey, wait....

[Dave]

I was talking to a buddy the other day, his cousin or something does it for a living and his specialty is military bases. They actually were admitted on base with a library card, then broke into the security forces offices, left love notes for all the folks and stole the hard drive out of the bosses computer, took photos sitting in different top secret areas and were never even seen or questioned. Can you imagine?

oh def, im sure some accountant somewhere would too if they had any idea how many things got appropriated to whatever unit i was in at the time ;) ya know humvee's dont come with M1 tank dome lights stock? :lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

How do you figure? What are you, only 25-26?

He is... too old to begin the training!

[Papa_Complex]

International man of mystery. Or motorsports photographer. Whatever.

[derf]

I would write a book about my travels to great and fantastical places

[Dragonpaco]

clandestine operations. i like breaking the law, but i'd like to do it for a government

[askmrjesus]

clandestine operations. i like breaking the law, but i'd like to do it for a government

Any government in particular? :lol:

JC

[was92v]

Ride & get paid to do it...

[JoJoYZF]

Id have to say something involving test driving high end performance cars. I love bikes but Ive loved cars since I was little.

[Dragonpaco]

Any government in particular? :lol:

JC

i was thinking a very dirty corrupt one... maybe the US during the bush years

[askmrjesus]

i was thinking a very dirty corrupt one... maybe the US during the bush years

Makes sense.

If you worked for Canada, you'd never get to do any cool shit.

JC

[TYEster]

Build, test and race cars built for high performance. *IE- from Civics and 250 Ninjas to Lamborghini's and WSBK superbikes AND be a professional bodybuilder/model.

[Dragonpaco]

Makes sense.

If you worked for Canada, you'd never get to do any cool shit.

JC

dont be so sure, they've been sabotaging new england's maple syrup pipeline pretty steadily

[Papa_Complex]

No one ever suspects the Canadian. Muhuhuhahahahahaha!

[RedRider2k2]

So many posts and still not one vote for Porn Star?:lol:

[Adeptus_Minor]

So many posts and still not one vote for Porn Star?:lol:

Inorite!
What with all the swinging e-peens on this board, you'd think there'd be at least one or two wanting to go that route. :lol:

[Flexin]

Inorite!
What with all the swinging e-peens on this board, you'd think there'd be at least one or two wanting to go that route. :lol:

I would be a porn star but the other day my edick fell out of my sock and I stepped on the damn thing. It has an odd bend in it now. :td: On a happier note I wrapped some hockey tape around and will now use it to play hockey. I might go pro.

James

[Ducati Diva]

I allready have the job I've wanted to do since I was ltl, Park Ranger at a National Park, but if money was no object the one thing I would love to do is....... Have 100-200 ac somewhere with the facilities to take in any kind of animal. I would love to take in any abused, neglected, unwanted, or injured wild animals. To me this would be awsome!
And before anybody ask yes the ASPA commercials with Sara Mcglaclian(sp) make me cry :lol:

[Fleck750]

Test drive pre-production cars again. Did it back in the 80's for AMC before they bit the dust. Best job I've had.

[pauldun170]

He is... too old to begin the training!

:lol

[Smittie61984]

Test Pilot.

But I'll settle for this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWuGGsgfUnI

[The Awesome]

Fighter pilot, Ducati MotoGP rider, or Ferrari F1 driver.

[Tsunami]

Cirque du soliel performer

[Adeptus_Minor]

Cirque du soliel performer

Not tomato farmer? :D

[Tsunami]

Not tomato farmer? :D

no, botany / horticulture is not in my blood. the only living things i am good at are with animals. I need to post up a pic of what is left of the plant, its very very sad. :(

[Adeptus_Minor]

no, botany / horticulture is not in my blood. the only living things i am good at are with animals. I need to post up a pic of what is left of the plant, its very very sad. :(

Sorry Gina :(
I'm sure you're a whiz with pugs. :wink:

[Amorok]

I wan to open my own shop and be a motorcycle mecanic. I love bikes, I love fixing things, and I want to be my own boss. After going to Wheelers and a couple of oher great shops lately I started thinking about how great it would be to not only do somehing I love but in doing so make it possible for others to do what they love.

And porn star would be a horrible job. The put a bunch of makeup on weird places on your body, make you get under hot lights, you have to keep starting and stopping, and there are tons of people around. You can barely call it sex.

[Papa_Complex]

Cirque du soliel performer

Want me to let you know the next time they have a call-up? ;)

[karl_1052]

And porn star would be a horrible job. The put a bunch of makeup on weird places on your body, make you get under hot lights, you have to keep starting and stopping, and there are tons of people around. You can barely call it sex.

Don't forget that male porn stars are not the stars, and they usually have to do guy on guy stuff to make a living at it.

I think I will keep my amateur status, thank you.

[HurricaneHeather]

There was a rerun of How I Met Your Mother last night and Ted and Barney were doing the whole: We should buy a bar! thing. It was pretty funny. Made me think of these dreams we all have that seem perfect, but when it happens it's not so dreamy. :lol:

[unknownroad]

Want me to let you know the next time they have a call-up? ;)

If we don't get pics of her doing the feet-behind-the-head thing, I am SO kicking you out of my fan club! :nono:

[Papa_Complex]

If we don't get pics of her doing the feet-behind-the-head thing, I am SO kicking you out of my fan club! :nono:

Montreal is only 4.5 hours away; two hours from the track, which means I'd have a camera or three :lol:

[Tsunami]

Thanks Papa C, but if I auditioned they are going to be standing there thinking, wow, this girl is really untalented :lol: And the only way my legs are going behind my head is if someone sawed them off and placed it there.

Though i did hear that the girl that won the world pole championship got hired at Zumanity here in Vegas...

[neebelung]

Though i did hear that the girl that won the world pole championship got hired at Zumanity here in Vegas...

O RLY? (I'd soooo go see that again next time we're there!)

[Tsunami]

O RLY? (I'd soooo go see that again next time we're there!)

From what Ive heard, but I don't know if she is in the show yet. If there is going to be a pole segment there, I'll want to see it again too!

When you plan on making it back out here???

[neebelung]

Not sure... we were hoping to for our anniversary in September, but with my current situation, that ain't happenin'. :lol: Shannon (fjrchick) is talking about heading there for her 40th next March, so if she does, then we'll try to come out for a few days then.

[smileyman]

Oh yeah and I want to be an R and D rider for any MC or tire manufacturer...

[Tmall]

Get the 101st post in this thread...


That's how you make your dreams come true!

[HurricaneHeather]

Get the 100th post in this thread...

That dream has been denied by Smileyman.

[smileyman]

Ha! Wasnt even trying either, buzzed on mikes hard lemonade at 3 15 in the afternoon posting from a blackberry while at work... maybe I already have my dream job?

[Rider]

Ha! Wasnt even trying either, buzzed on mikes hard lemonade at 3 15 in the afternoon posting from a blackberry while at work... maybe I already have my dream job?

Yes you do. Hiring any engineer types? :lol

[smileyman]

I will put you in the que my friend!

[HurricaneHeather]

Get the 101st post in this thread...


That's how you make your dreams come true!

:lol:

[itgirl]

i'd like to be able to do :boobs: for a living.

[HokieDNA01]

Ride and review motorcycles from a short female prospective. I would also love to do the zoo keeper thing where I could educate about animals to kids, hands on...used to do love to walk downtown with my 6foot iguana and let people touch/learn about him.

[racedoll]

I want the freedom to do whatever it is that I wake up feeling like doing that day...I tend to change my mind a lot but here are a few that come to mind.

baker/pastery chef
something with fitness (used to teach aerobics)
own an all womens workout club (belonged to one and it was great)
lazy bum
model (used to model wedding gowns/formal wear)

[OneSickPsycho]

Nubile Intercourse Instructor:

I would teach hot virgin chicks how to fuck.