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karl_1052
07-26-2009, 08:04 PM
gave me a golden shower!

I was talking to the neighbour lady and felt warmth on my leg, so I look down, and the little fugger was walking away, and I could see the piss on my ankle.:?:
Tmall
07-26-2009, 08:06 PM
No way! Had it happen Friday!


I'm puppy sitting, came home off of the bike. The garbage was scattered througout the house, I pinned him on his back. And he pissed all over the sleeve of my jacket!
Kaneman
07-26-2009, 08:07 PM
Interesting. Is your dog the bulldog in your avatar?
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CrazyKell
07-26-2009, 08:25 PM
When I was a kid our dog pissed on the neighbour's leg. Funniest thing!
skiergirl
07-26-2009, 08:26 PM
That's bad....is it a male?

because that's the equivalent to flipping you the bird in dog speak...:) the dog is letting you know how much he respects your authority and that you aren't the alpha-dog.
karl_1052
07-26-2009, 09:36 PM
That's bad....is it a male?

because that's the equivalent to flipping you the bird in dog speak...:) the dog is letting you know how much he respects your authority and that you aren't the alpha-dog.


I know what it means, and he is going to learn that he is my bitch, not the other way around. I told the woman that I am going to piss on him.:lol

The pic in my avitar is a boxer, and that pic was stolen from killboy. the pisser is a cocker spaniel.
Adeptus_Minor
07-27-2009, 12:27 AM
the pisser is a cocker spaniel.

That's cocker spaniels in general.
:lol:
wildchild
07-27-2009, 08:55 AM
oh well now that we know it was a spaniel, I've never seen one that didn't piss on themselves or people around them. He meant nothing by it other he just can't control it. :)
Particle Man
07-27-2009, 09:31 AM
hahahahahahaha - Karl gets no respect :lol:
CrazyKell
07-27-2009, 01:59 PM
cocker spaniels = pissers :shrug:
Rider
07-27-2009, 02:11 PM
When a dog pisses on you, there is a shit ton of disrespect he has for you.
Dave
07-27-2009, 02:11 PM
I know what it means, and he is going to learn that he is my bitch, not the other way around. I told the woman that I am going to piss on him.:lol

The pic in my avitar is a boxer, and that pic was stolen from killboy. the pisser is a cocker spaniel.

do it. Shit works :lol: