Ugly Betty + Naked Obama + Unicorns

[pauldun170]

Your mind is about to be rocked - SAFE FOR WORK


http://wildammo.com/2009/07/27/unusual-paintings-of-obama-naked-with-unicorns/

[LeeNetworX]

Is that "House"?

http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-painting2.jpg

[pauldun170]

Is that "House"?

http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-painting2.jpg

I believe so
:lol:

[Dragonpaco]

i can't unsee that

[derf]

Wow is all

[Smittie61984]

Is that "House"?


Yeppers. Though the Irony of it is under the Democrats healthcare plan you will not have any "House's" for doctors, instead you'll have Dr. Kelso mixed with Doug from "Scrubs"

[karl_1052]

Is that "House"?

http://wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-painting2.jpg

I think its Christopher Lambert, and he is about to chop off Obamas head.

[askmrjesus]

Yeppers. Though the Irony of it is under the Democrats healthcare plan you will not have any "House's" for doctors, instead you'll have Dr. Kelso mixed with Doug from "Scrubs"

Pity we can't have the Republican plan.

I forget, what's the Republican plan again? :scratch:

Oh! I remember now, free graves for the poor.

JC

[Smittie61984]

Pity we can't have the Republican plan.

I forget, what's the Republican plan again? :scratch:

Oh! I remember now, free graves for the poor.

JC

I doubt that. They want you to pay for your own grave.

And fuck the poor, it's their own damn fault they are poor. Once you are 18 there are endless possibilities on what you can do and you have no excuse. I make $9.50 before taxes and I can manage to pay rent, bills, health insurance, schooling, gas, books, etc because I don't go out and buy the latest and greatest I-phone application then bitch about the $150 a month it would take to have health insurance despite it probably costs what their phone bill probably costs every month. Nor do I drive a brand new car or a brand new motorcycle. My truck and my motorcycle are paid off and I bought older vehicles since it was cheaper. I'm tired of this fucking "what about the poor". Well let them fucking die. Democrats are a bunch of Darwin people right? Only the strong survive? Well let the weak die.

By the way I'm not a Republican and I dislike the Republican party.

[Porkchop]

I should have never clicked that link..... :bash::panic:

[askmrjesus]

I doubt that. They want you to pay for your own grave.

And fuck the poor, it's their own damn fault they are poor. Once you are 18 there are endless possibilities on what you can do and you have no excuse. I make $9.50 before taxes and I can manage to pay rent, bills, health insurance, schooling, gas, books, etc because I don't go out and buy the latest and greatest I-phone application then bitch about the $150 a month it would take to have health insurance despite it probably costs what their phone bill probably costs every month. Nor do I drive a brand new car or a brand new motorcycle. My truck and my motorcycle are paid off and I bought older vehicles since it was cheaper. I'm tired of this fucking "what about the poor". Well let them fucking die. Democrats are a bunch of Darwin people right? Only the strong survive? Well let the weak die.

By the way I'm not a Republican and I dislike the Republican party.

Dude, don't take this personally, but if you're making $9.50 an hour before taxes, you are the poor.

JC

[Smittie61984]

Dude, don't take this personally, but if you're making $9.50 an hour before taxes, you are the poor.

JC

I know, yet I have somehow stumbled upon the magical pot of golden health insurance that no one (not even someone making $55k a year) can seem to get. Even when I was 10-99d I had health coverage for $152 a month. The only thing that pissed me off is I had to be covered for alcohol and drug abuse (which I don't do), smoking (which I don't do), obesity (I do triathlons for god's sake) and 10zillion other things that will never affect me (I'm guessing my odds of getting vaginal cancer are slim). Also I couldn't deduct that $152 a month from my taxes since it wasn't through an employer.

People have no excuse to not have health insurance. Just like some fucker in my English class who was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, Famous hat, K-swiss shoes, and probably Guchi jeans has no reason to bitch about a $130 text book while he was doing some mad texting on his new Iphone.

[pauldun170]

I know, yet I have somehow stumbled upon the magical pot of golden health insurance that no one (not even someone making $55k a year) can seem to get. Even when I was 10-99d I had health coverage for $152 a month. The only thing that pissed me off is I had to be covered for alcohol and drug abuse (which I don't do), smoking (which I don't do), obesity (I do triathlons for god's sake) and 10zillion other things that will never affect me (I'm guessing my odds of getting vaginal cancer are slim). Also I couldn't deduct that $152 a month from my taxes since it wasn't through an employer.

People have no excuse to not have health insurance. Just like some fucker in my English class who was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, Famous hat, K-swiss shoes, and probably Guchi jeans has no reason to bitch about a $130 text book while he was doing some mad texting on his new Iphone.

Whats your profession? Who is your health insurance provider?
Do you have any savings? (sorry if it's too personal...I know its not an appropriate question but this is the internetz)
Your about 25yrs old?

[askmrjesus]

People have no excuse to not have health insurance.

Tell that to the insurance companies who won't sell insurance to people with pre-existing conditions, or will find ways to not pay for procedures for people who are too old, or too sick, or too.....poor.

JC

[101lifts2]

Dude, don't take this personally, but if you're making $9.50 an hour before taxes, you are the poor.

JC

I know you're trying to be funny, but the boy doesn't take any handouts. Liberals could use a lesson on how to make the buck work.

I doubt that. They want you to pay for your own grave.

And fuck the poor, it's their own damn fault they are poor. Once you are 18 there are endless possibilities on what you can do and you have no excuse. I make $9.50 before taxes and I can manage to pay rent, bills, health insurance, schooling, gas, books, etc because I don't go out and buy the latest and greatest I-phone application then bitch about the $150 a month it would take to have health insurance despite it probably costs what their phone bill probably costs every month. Nor do I drive a brand new car or a brand new motorcycle. My truck and my motorcycle are paid off and I bought older vehicles since it was cheaper. I'm tired of this fucking "what about the poor". Well let them fucking die. Democrats are a bunch of Darwin people right? Only the strong survive? Well let the weak die.

By the way I'm not a Republican and I dislike the Republican party.

Agree 100%...

[Smittie61984]

Whats your profession? Who is your health insurance provider?
Do you have any savings? (sorry if it's too personal...I know its not an appropriate question but this is the internetz)
Your about 25yrs old?

I work for a sub-contractor of AT&T. I either dig ditches (usually with a shovel only) or help the large bucket trucks and pull cable or flag for the bucket trucks while in the road. My company uses Blue Cross/Blue Shield and I pay I think $20 a week (need to check my pay stub for accuracy) and $5 a week for dental. Before my new job I paid for 4 wisdom teeth removed 4 different times and it cost me roughly $250 a tooth uninsured. I had Kieser before my new job.

For regular doctor visits I have a $20 co-pay but went to the ER recently becuase it was late and I had flu like sympthoms and my ear hurt like hell. I had a $150 copay there which I made in two payments.

I don't have any savings. I probably have around $400 in my name right now so I am one of those pay check to pay check people. But I am going to evening classes in hopes of one day not being that person.

I have had major surgery too. This was an emergency splenectomy done when I was 20. I was still covered under my parents Blue Cross/Blue shield and it was roughly $40,000 and we didn't pay but a few hundred dollars.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1403/715749093_ce69926e80.jpg

I never had a problem from my insurance company about paying for my stuff. Even with me busting my spleen was from me participating in a dangerous and risky activity such as jumping a BMX bicycle.

I just turned 25years old.

[Smittie61984]

Tell that to the insurance companies who won't sell insurance to people with pre-existing conditions, or will find ways to not pay for procedures for people who are too old, or too sick, or too.....poor.

JC

If you smoke cigarettes, eat at McDs, and drink a case of beer everynight while sitting on the couch and shooting up some smack then you deserve to die.

Oh yeah, do you think the government is not going to look at the cost of healthcare when they make decisions on who should get what? Do you think when it comes time to give someone a hip replacement that the government is going to look at the 65 year old man vs the 25 year old man and say "Who will benefit the US Government more". They'll know that the 65 year old is done paying taxes and infact is taking tax money away. The 25 year old can get a hip replacement and keep on working and paying taxes. Who do you think is going to win favor when some government beuracrat (and you thought insurance beuracrats where bad) looks at a government flow chart of who should get what based on what they can attribute to the government treasure chest.

[askmrjesus]

I know you're trying to be funny, but the boy doesn't take any handouts. Liberals could use a lesson on how to make the buck work.


Not trying to be funny.

It just seems strange to me, that some of people who could probably benefit most from health care reform (hard working, non-new bike buying, going to school, paying their taxes motherfuckers like Smittie) are so resistant to the idea that they should be getting more for their money.

How good do you suppose his buck fiddy insurance is? Good enough for when he's healthy, sure. But then what?

Ok, I know I'm the old guy here. I didn't think about shit like this when I was 20 something either. Why would I why, I'm immortal. Problem is, Smittie isn't. Someday, he might need that insurance to cover his bills, and guess what? It might not. Everything he managed to save by not buying new bikes, will be gone in the stroke of a pen, on a fuck-you letter from his insurance company.

I say these things based on my own personal experience, not on some bullshit political left/right agenda.

JC

[askmrjesus]

I have had major surgery too. This was an emergency splenectomy done when I was 20. I was still covered under my parents Blue Cross/Blue shield and it was roughly $40,000 and we didn't pay but a few hundred dollars.


Well what do you know, we have something in common. I've been spleen free for 18 years.

Here's the cool part. When you come down with some weird ass disease, some cubicle Nazi in a big glass building, is going to decide that it's your fault for not a having a spleen, and tell you to go piss up a rope.

The really cool part, is that when that happens, some 25 year old kid on the internet, is going to tell you it's your fault for being poor. :lol:

JC

[Digifox]

MY EYES!

I will never look at a Cupcake shitting Unicorn the same again!!!!
>__<

[Riceaholic]

Not to get off topic, but that unicorn had a nice ass...

[LeeNetworX]

I doubt that. They want you to pay for your own grave.

And fuck the poor, it's their own damn fault they are poor. Once you are 18 there are endless possibilities on what you can do and you have no excuse. I make $9.50 before taxes and I can manage to pay rent, bills, health insurance, schooling, gas, books, etc because I don't go out and buy the latest and greatest I-phone application then bitch about the $150 a month it would take to have health insurance despite it probably costs what their phone bill probably costs every month. Nor do I drive a brand new car or a brand new motorcycle. My truck and my motorcycle are paid off and I bought older vehicles since it was cheaper. I'm tired of this fucking "what about the poor". Well let them fucking die. Democrats are a bunch of Darwin people right? Only the strong survive? Well let the weak die.

By the way I'm not a Republican and I dislike the Republican party.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/clap.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

[LeeNetworX]

:lol

[Smittie61984]

Well what do you know, we have something in common. I've been spleen free for 18 years.

Here's the cool part. When you come down with some weird ass disease, some cubicle Nazi in a big glass building, is going to decide that it's your fault for not a having a spleen, and tell you to go piss up a rope.

The really cool part, is that when that happens, some 25 year old kid on the internet, is going to tell you it's your fault for being poor. :lol:

JC

Actually it's 100% my fault. I didn't graduate high school and worked a shit job because of that. I took part in a dangerous activity (jumping a bicycle 15ft in the air) and got hurt causing me to bust my spleen. I'm failing to see why other people should have to pay for my fuck ups. But if you feel that other people should pay for my screw ups in life, then I'll PM you my address and you (or anyone else who feels they are at fault for my screw ups) can just mail a check/cash to me to make up for the difference.

If I buckled down in high school instead of spending weeknights at bars with a fake ID chasing dumb skanks and got a decent job then I'd have much better health insurance and wouldn't have to worry about getting some weird ass disease and then having some cubicle desk jockey telling me to fuck myself. And if I signed for a better health plan that was more expensive then I'd have less to worry about.

You fail to see why I would oppose government healthcare when I would benefit from it the most out of just about anybody on this forum. I oppose it because I will better my life and then will be stuck paying for fuck ups like me who have no plans of going anywhere farther in life (unless they win the $20 scratch off).

[Dave]

im actually rather disturbed by the one of him as a freed slave. considering his ancestry

[askmrjesus]

im actually rather disturbed by the one of him as a freed slave. considering his ancestry

But the one of him having cocoa butter smeared on his naked ass was ok? :lol:

JC

[Dave]

what the president of the united states does with unicorns in his free time is none of my business. as long as hes not revising history ;)