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HurricaneHeather
08-03-2009, 01:35 PM
Female
Portly
Blonde
Round Faced
Pale skinned



Then you cannot, under any circumstance, wear a pale pink shirt.



All I see when I look at you is a pig.

snort
cuttle
08-03-2009, 01:57 PM
but pink is so flattering:


http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/buena_vista_home_entertainment/the_muppet_show___season_one/_group_photos/frank_oz7.jpg
HurricaneHeather
08-03-2009, 02:06 PM
but pink is so flattering:


http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/buena_vista_home_entertainment/the_muppet_show___season_one/_group_photos/frank_oz7.jpg

:lmao:

I couldn't find a good Miss Piggy pic with work blockages.
skiergirl
08-03-2009, 02:19 PM
yellow is never good either -

Children might try to to ride you to school... :dvrofl:
Avatard
08-03-2009, 05:00 PM
Black is slimming, but if you are really large, you kinda look like an eclipse.
Dave
08-03-2009, 05:12 PM
red makes you look like the kool aid man
Homeslice
08-03-2009, 05:14 PM
Being a pale whitey myself, I'd say the worst color on people like me is teal.....
HurricaneHeather
08-03-2009, 05:16 PM
red makes you look like the kool aid man

Dude if I could somehow take pictures of some of my co-wokers discreetly I would keep yall entertained for so long.

I have a good imagination and I like to share that with others. We have a pig, a basketball with limbs, a Mrs Potato Head and a kool-aid man here.

I like to mention these thoughts to a few other co-workers so now everytime they see these people they can think of nothing else. It's great.
HurricaneHeather
08-03-2009, 05:17 PM
I need more work to do. My mom always told my teachers that if they would just give me something challenging to do I wouldn't misbehave as much. :whistle: Maybe my mom should call my boss. :lol:
azoomm
08-03-2009, 08:17 PM
I need more work to do. My mom always told my teachers that if they would just give me something challenging to do I wouldn't misbehave as much. :whistle: Maybe my mom should call my boss. :lol:

:lol: It's a good thing we don't work together....
Phenix_Rider
08-03-2009, 09:17 PM
I need more work to do. My mom always told my teachers that if they would just give me something challenging to do I wouldn't misbehave as much. :whistle: Maybe my mom should call my boss. :lol:

:lol I have the same problem. Too many "no fun" rules at work though.

My chief engineer strongly reminds me of Kim Jong Il.
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/asiapcf/9809/05/n.korea/kim.jong.il.jpg