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VatorMan
04-09-2008, 01:36 PM
http://www.planetvids.com/html/Amish-Drifting.html
WARputer
04-09-2008, 02:15 PM
:wtf::dvrofl: That horse is gonna break a leg !
Quick281
04-09-2008, 06:23 PM
Man that was awesome.

The Mormons just sky rocketed up in my level of respect for them.
Mr Lefty
04-09-2008, 06:31 PM
that's great.. but what to Mormons have to do with an Amish guy drifting his cart? :rofl:
Quick281
04-09-2008, 07:39 PM
that's great.. but what to Mormons have to do with an Amish guy drifting his cart? :rofl:

Damnit, I knew it wasn't right.
OneSickPsycho
04-09-2008, 10:13 PM
I didn't know there were any Asian Amish people...
jalaan1
04-09-2008, 11:28 PM
I didn't know there were any Asian Amish people...

what? you never heard of AA? :whistle:
Smittie61984
04-10-2008, 10:17 PM
If I meet that kid all he needs to say is to bow to me and I'll be...
:bowtome:

The Amish are cool. Plus you know they must fuck like crazy. Hell what else is there to do? I bet their wife will grab on to that Abe Lincoln looking beard and leave him feeling like he raised 10barns in 1 hour by himself.

But damn Amish Squids. He had no gear on.
Mr Lefty
04-10-2008, 11:01 PM
just imagine HER beard though... don't think the Amish women shave either
OneSickPsycho
04-12-2008, 09:23 AM
I saw a ridiculously hot Amish chick one time at the flea market... seriously... this chick was cash money... such a waste.
VatorMan
04-12-2008, 06:22 PM
Most Amish are married by the time they are 18. I've seen really young teen girls with a baby in Lancaster before-and y'all are right. They stink and are hairy. Guys too.
Dnyce
04-13-2008, 12:18 AM
i heard they (amish or mormon-or both, you how rumors go) pay u 500bucks to impregnate their women so they can expand their gene pool
t-homo
04-13-2008, 12:51 PM
i heard they (amish or mormon-or both, you how rumors go) pay u 500bucks to impregnate their women so they can expand their gene pool

that's one of the stupidest thing's i've ever heard. They are very very strict in their faith and there is no way that they would pay you to impregnate them. Hell the woman would be punished like hell for it.
OneSickPsycho
04-13-2008, 01:10 PM
$500? I know at least 100 motherfuckers that would do that shit for free just to get laid, myself included. Plus, it'd be one HELL of a story...
t-homo
04-13-2008, 01:39 PM
$500? I know at least 100 motherfuckers that would do that shit for free just to get laid, myself included. Plus, it'd be one HELL of a story...

You would, you dirty bastard.
upshift
04-13-2008, 02:25 PM
Sweet, Amish Motorsports :rockwoot: :lol:
OneSickPsycho
04-14-2008, 12:11 AM
You would, you dirty bastard.

Hell yeah I would... why not? Virgin... Sheltered... Religious... Maybe a little stinky and hairy, but whatever... Just don't go for the one with a unibrow and sideburns and it probably won't be that bad... Honestly, the only reason I could think of not doing it would be the risk of Hoof and Mouth disease...