Customized or Enhanced or GHEY

[Gas Man]

Well I made this thread on ghey bikes
LINK (http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=9951)

And so the debate started...

[shmike]

Not the common passed interwebz pics but real life pics.

I found this wonderfull one at a bike night. Oh and its FOR SALE (http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/1299959841.html)

Its GRAND and its been rumored Trip is going to trade his GS for it.

What you got?

GM,

Did you seriously just start a thread making fun of someone who customized his bike? :scratch:

Maybe you're right; wide tires, chrome, flashy paint and other nonessential bits are a sign of stupidity. :poke:

[Rider]

GM,

Did you seriously just start a thread making fun of someone who customized his bike? :scratch:

Maybe you're right; wide tires, chrome, flashy paint and other nonessential bits are a sign of stupidity. :poke:

Customizing a bike is one thing, turning it into a shitbox is another.

[Gas Man]

GM,

Did you seriously just start a thread making fun of someone who customized his bike? :scratch:

Maybe you're right; wide tires, chrome, flashy paint and other nonessential bits are a sign of stupidity. :poke:

Yep, why? Got a problem? More specifically its a thread on stupid bikes and this was my input for the day. Don't like... buzz off!

Its the anti-trip factor. That bike wasn't intended for it to be that way with a 330 tire. At least put the big tire for more grip due to big motor mods.


Customizing a bike is one thing, turning it into a shitbox is another.

Exactly!

[shmike]

Customizing a bike is one thing, turning it into a shitbox is another.

Some people think custom metric cruisers are shitboxes.

Others feel the same about Harleys.

Chrome on Ducatis.

Streetfighters.

Etc...

[Gas Man]

Some people think custom metric cruisers are shitboxes.

Others feel the same about Harleys.

Chrome on Ducatis.

Streetfighters.

Etc...
In my submission its a matter of loosing sight of the bikes purpose. That type of custom would be good on a cruiser or chopper or as said... if that bike was a dragster with major motor mods.

[karl_1052]

In my submission its a matter of loosing sight of the bikes purpose. That type of custom would be good on a cruiser or chopper or as said... if that bike was a dragster with major motor mods.

I have read that those 330 kits can cost up to 40rwhp, so it would never go on a dragster.

[Gas Man]

Perhaps for more traction with nos and turbo??

But from what you're saying... equals more stupid.

[shmike]

Perhaps for more traction with nos and turbo??

But from what you're saying... equals more stupid.

Nope.

Looks alone.

The tires available in those sizes are worthless.

You'd get better traction with a 200mm DOT race tire on a stock rim.

[Amber Lamps]

Devil's Advocate but isn't the whole point of customizing the transformation of one type of vehicle into another? Otherwise you are just "enhancing" the bike's normal tendencies.

Example; my bike- not a custom. I enhanced the bike's stock nature by adding rearsets, brake lines, suspension bits, etc.

Example; GM's bike- not a custom. He enhanced the bike's nature by adding more chrome, etc.

Example; This ugly fucking 'Busa- total custom. He took a crotch rocket/potential drag bike and turned it into a blvd cruiser. Not my cup of tea but you cannot deny that it's a custom bike.:idk:

Besides, who made the rule that all 'Busas have to be made into "drag bikes" or super sport tourers to be acceptable?

[marko138]

Devil's Advocate but isn't the whole point of customizing the transformation of one type of vehicle into another? Otherwise you are just "enhancing" the bike's normal tendencies.

Example; my bike- not a custom. I enhanced the bike's stock nature by adding rearsets, brake lines, suspension bits, etc.

Example; GM's bike- not a custom. He enhanced the bike's nature by adding more chrome, etc.

Example; This ugly fucking 'Busa- total custom. He took a crotch rocket/potential drag bike and turned it into a blvd cruiser. Not my cup of tea but you cannot deny that it's a custom bike.:idk:

Besides, who made the rule that all 'Busas have to be made into "drag bikes" or super sport tourers to be acceptable?
Yeah we get it. Anyone can make their own bike look like anything they want. Great. More power to them. It's their hard earned money. No big deal.


But we also have the right to say it's a fucking ugly monstrosity.

[Amber Lamps]

Yeah we get it. Anyone can make their own bike look like anything they want. Great. More power to them. It's their hard earned money. No big deal.


But we also have the right to say it's a fucking ugly monstrosity.


Oh don't get me wrong, it's FUGLY but it's being said to not be a legitimate custom because he using not doing it "right".:idk::lol:

The other thing that Smike pussied out on was pointing out the irony of a guy who spent approx $50,000 customizing a bike (that he barely rode btw) calling someone else an idiot for over customizing a bike....:lol: I love you, Chris and no offense, but if he sells that bike for under $17,000 he'll probably make money...:wink:

Anyway, I was just trying to have some fun here! :boobs:

[shmike]

The other thing that Smike pussied out on was pointing out the irony of a guy who spent approx $50,000 customizing a bike (that he barely rode btw) calling someone else an idiot for over customizing a bike....:lol: I love you, Chris and no offense, but if he sells that bike for under $17,000 he'll probably make money...:wink:



The irony was implied in my first post, wise-ass.

Ain't no e-pussy. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

The irony was implied in my first post, wise-ass.

Ain't no e-pussy. :lol:

Yea but you backed down fast enough when he pressed your ass, PUSSY! Hahahahahahahha!!!:lol::wink:

[shmike]

Yea but you backed down fast enough when he pressed your ass, PUSSY! Hahahahahahahha!!!:lol::wink:

I don't have time for a pissing contest with the 3 Stooges today.

[Gas Man]

Thank you Marko!

[marko138]

Thank you Marko!
:dthumb:

[Apoc]

I saw a skinny guy riding a late 90's cbr900rr last week in speedos and a tanktop with sneakers, gloves, and a helmet. His fat, fat, fat gf was on back with skin tight camo booty shorts and shirt w/ flip flops. I almost puked in my bandana.

[Amber Lamps]

I don't have time for a pissing contest with the 3 Stooges today.

Ahhh.... taking the "high road" are we? "You all are fools and I shan't lower myself to your subterranean level of intellect!!":lol::lol::lol::lol:

[marko138]

"I'm Warning You!"

http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/3stooges.jpg

[Amber Lamps]

I saw a skinny guy riding a late 90's cbr900rr last week in speedos and a tanktop with sneakers, gloves, and a helmet. His fat, fat, fat gf was on back with skin tight camo booty shorts and shirt w/ flip flops. I almost puked in my bandana.

Whatever! You know you got those digits the very minute that guy turned his back! You old dog! You'd better watch out or you'll have these guys on your tail!!!

http://i402.photobucket.com/albums/pp109/sealhuntdfocanada/SSCS-SeaShepherd-WHALE-WARS-Animal-.jpg

[Apoc]

:lol: They were passing the other way. I just got a glimpse.

On another note, i met a gorgeous redhead at bikenight last night with a 1200 sportster whos going to be on a group ride with us sunday. Im sure she's not interested, but that doesnt mean I wont get her really drunk and try anyway!

[marko138]

:lol: They were passing the other way. I just got a glimpse.

On another note, i met a gorgeous redhead at bikenight last night with a 1200 sportster whos going to be on a group ride with us sunday. Im sure she's not interested, but that doesnt mean I wont get her really drunk and try anyway!
Now we're talking...

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: They were passing the other way. I just got a glimpse.

On another note, i met a gorgeous redhead at bikenight last night with a 1200 sportster whos going to be on a group ride with us sunday. Im sure she's not interested, but that doesnt mean I wont get her really drunk and try anyway!


Dude you got it in the bag!! Be positive! I'm nobody's idea of "hot" but I was at the bar Tues and the prettiest girl in the place literally came up to me out of nowhere and stated talking to me. It tore my left nut sack out to tell her I had a girlfriend and to give her her number back....:lol: I would have taken a pic but my gf has a tendency to randomly take a pic with my phone and "accidentally" go through my pics... :lol:

[marko138]

Dude you got it in the bag!! Be positive! I'm nobody's idea of "hot" but I was at the bar Tues and the prettiest girl in the place literally came up to me out of nowhere and stated talking to me. It tore my left nut sack out to tell her I had a girlfriend and to give her her number back....:lol: I would have taken a pic but my gf has a tendency to randomly take a pic with my phone and "accidentally" go through my pics... :lol:
:wtf: Man-card is hereby revoked.

[Apoc]

Im not sure, i think maybe the guy who walked away when I went to talk to her might be a guy she's dating. But im not positive.

Either way, what kinda girl wants a pussy who runs away everytime a 6'4, 290lb biker in leather wearing a bandana comes up to talk to her?

[Amber Lamps]

:wtf: Man-card is hereby revoked.

Yea, I may have to redress the "regret" thread!!!!:lol:

IDK my gf is a decent girl and I'd hate to throw away a good thing chasing after a maybe. Perhaps I'm getting old...:lol:

[marko138]

Yea, I may have to redress the "regret" thread!!!!:lol:

IDK my gf is a decent girl and I'd hate to throw away a good thing chasing after a maybe. Perhaps I'm getting old...:lol:
Weaksauce, holmez.

[Apoc]

Perhaps I'm getting old...:lol:

No perhaps about it. :skep:

[Amber Lamps]

Im not sure, i think maybe the guy who walked away when I went to talk to her might be a guy she's dating. But im not positive.

Either way, what kinda girl wants a pussy who runs away everytime a 6'4, 290lb biker in leather wearing a bandana comes up to talk to her?

You weigh 290? Whoa... I'm 6'4'' and 250 and I'm not gonna fuck with you!!!:lol:

[Gas Man]

I don't have time for a pissing contest with the 3 Stooges today.
Well i'm guessing maybe the 3 stooges is Marko, Rider, Me? Hmmm...:gofurslf:

Tigger, but my customizing was in line with what the bike was designed to do.

[marko138]

You weigh 290? Whoa... I'm 6'4'' and 250 and I'm not gonna fuck with you!!!:lol:
Pfff...it's only 40 lbs. Get after it, big daddy.

Well i'm guessing maybe the 3 stooges is Marko, Rider, Me? Hmmm...:gofurslf:

Tigger, but my customizing was in line with what the bike was designed to do.
:lol: I figured as much, too.

[Amber Lamps]

No perhaps about it. :skep:

Hey fuck you guys! When you're fucking blond 21 year olds when you're 43 give me a call!:lol:

[Apoc]

You weigh 290? Whoa... I'm 6'4'' and 250 and I'm not gonna fuck with you!!!:lol:


I was more. Im trying to get back in shape.. My smallest was 260 when I was a juiced up gym rat, but it was a menacing, ridiculously strong 260lbs.

[marko138]

Hey fuck you guys! When you're fucking blond 21 year olds when you're 43 give me a call!:lol:

:idk: You got me. I'm out.

[Rider]

Hey fuck you guys! When you're fucking blond 21 year olds when you're 43 give me a call!:lol:

When I'm 43 why in the world would I want to fuck a 21yo? I want someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.

[marko138]

When I'm 43 why in the world would I want to fuck a 21yo? I want someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.
This appears to be an excuse for not being able to land a hot young broad.

[Amber Lamps]

Well i'm guessing maybe the 3 stooges is Marko, Rider, Me? Hmmm...:gofurslf:

Tigger, but my customizing was in line with what the bike was designed to do.

Yea I'm totally fucking with you but I honestly feel that your (and my) type of "customizing" is more of an enhancement. If you follow me.

Sharpening a pencil will make it write better but removing the lead, filling it with ink and attaching a ball point would make it custom.:idk:

[marko138]

Yea I'm totally fucking with you but I honestly feel that your (and my) type of "customizing" is more of an enhancement. If you follow me.

Sharpening a pencil will make it write better but removing the lead, filling it with ink and attaching a ball point would make it custom.:idk:
Thats an interesting analogy.

[Rider]

This appears to be an excuse for not being able to land a hot young broad.

Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..

[marko138]

Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..
This appears to be a backsided dig at Tigger. :lol:

[marko138]

HOLY FUCK people.

This isn't a debate... just post up pics of ghey bikes!! Who cares what the validity of gheyness is!!
:lol: You see what happened here?

[Amber Lamps]

When I'm 43 why in the world would I want to fuck a 21yo? I want someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.

Well, for one these girls have done more at 21 than 80% of 40 yer old women, I guarantee it!:lol: Shit, when I ws 21 half the chicks I met couldn't give a decent blow job! Most of these girls can deep throat and have done 3 ways, anal, etc. I'll put my gf up against your wife anytime brother!:lol:

[Gas Man]

When I'm 43 why in the world would I want to fuck a 21yo? I want someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.

This appears to be an excuse for not being able to land a hot young broad.

OH SCHNAP!

Yea I'm totally fucking with you but I honestly feel that your (and my) type of "customizing" is more of an enhancement. If you follow me.

Sharpening a pencil will make it write better but removing the lead, filling it with ink and attaching a ball point would make it custom.:idk:

I'm agree with customize analogy. But that IMO is keeping it inline with its original design. Your bike can still carve the track as it was intended.


Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..

Oh boy...

[Rider]

Well, for one these girls have done more at 21 than 80% of 40 yer old women, I guarantee it!:lol: Shit, when I ws 21 half the chicks I met couldn't give a decent blow job! Most of these girls can deep throat and have done 3 ways, anal, etc. I'll put my gf up against your wife anytime brother!:lol:

I'm fucking with you man. As long as you are happy I don't care who or what you fuck as long as it's human and female..... oh and with a heartbeat.

[Amber Lamps]

Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..


I'm not sure why anyone would want woman who's had "100,000 miles of cock run through them" but hey whatever floats your boat...:lol:

[marko138]

I'm fucking with you man. As long as you are happy I don't care who or what you fuck as long as it's human and female..... oh and with a heartbeat.
OSP's the guy who doesn't worry about the heartbeat thing.

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: You see what happened here?

Aw come on! This was fun!!!:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

I'm fucking with you man. As long as you are happy I don't care who or what you fuck as long as it's human and female..... oh and with a heartbeat.

And over 18 years old...:lol:

[Rider]

And over 18 years old...:lol:

Maybe. :tremble:

[Amber Lamps]

OSP's the guy who doesn't worry about the heartbeat thing.

Well, that would increase your odds of getting laid... there are a lot more dead women than living....:lol:

[marko138]

Well, that would increase your odds of getting laid... there are a lot more dead women than living....:lol:
You might be on to something...

[Fleck750]

Thank all of you from the women on the board.

This has been the funniest shit I've read in awhile. :lmao:

[marko138]

Thank all of you from the women on the board.

This has been the funniest shit I've read in awhile. :lmao:
4 pages of complete non-sense.

[marko138]

Bah, we've been split.

[Amber Lamps]

Bah, we've been split.

Yea... how about you've been typing a post and you hit send and the thread is suddenly gone?:lol:

[Fleck750]

Yea... how about you've been typing a post and you hit send and the thread is suddenly gone?:lol:
Yep. Happened to my post. I guess it wasn't worth including. :lmao:

[Gas Man]

Cleaned thread...

Debate here

Pics over yonder

[marko138]

Yea... how about you've been typing a post and you hit send and the thread is suddenly gone?:lol:
It's magic.

[Amber Lamps]

Cleaned thread...

Debate here

Pics over yonder


Oh wiseguy, eh? Nyahh,nyahh woof, woof ladidee, ladidah... grrrrrrr!

Sorry Moe!:lol:

[marko138]

Oh wiseguy, eh? Nyahh,nyahh woof, woof ladidee, ladidah... grrrrrrr!

Sorry Moe!:lol:
Who put that tag in there?

[Gas Man]

Is this better than Larry or Curly?

[marko138]

Is this better than Larry or Curly?
Quiet numbskulls, I'm broadcasting.

http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/three-stooges.jpg

[Amber Lamps]

it's magic.

Mindfreak!!!

[shmike]

Cleaned thread...

Debate here

Pics over yonder

Yonder? :whosr:

I had some great pics too...:idk:

[Amber Lamps]

Yonder? :whosr:

I had some great pics too...:idk:

Well go yonder and post them! Yeesh!

Oh I see you've found time for us plebeians...:lol:

[marko138]

You MF'ers.

[Homeslice]

Cleaned thread...

Debate here

Pics over yonder

Pics over where? Link to that thread doesn't work anymore.

And cleaned why? This forum is pussying out.

BTW, as for "kustom" bikes, I've never understood why so many people (especially Blacks in the South) put extended swingarms on their sportbike, unless they plan on drag-racing it...... But I seriously doubt anyone is going to take a bike with $10-15K worth of custom paint, chrome, and stereo speakers to the track.

[shmike]

Well go yonder and post them! Yeesh!

Oh I see you've found time for us plebeians...:lol:

Can't.

Time is limited.

I fit you in when I can.

[Gas Man]

Pics over where? Link to that thread doesn't work anymore.

And cleaned why? This forum is pussying out.

BTW, as for "kustom" bikes, I've never understood why so many people (especially Blacks in the South) put extended swingarms on their sportbike, unless they plan on drag-racing it...... But I seriously doubt anyone is going to take a bike with $10-15K worth of custom paint, chrome, and stereo speakers to the track.

The forum on pussied out only in the last few months... hmmmm what happened?

Your "kustom bikes" problem is what makes them GHEY

[Homeslice]

VERY ghey.

[TYEster]

Custom ghey.

Enhanced would be the Velocity Stage III turbo kit.

[fasternyou929]

The forum on pussied out only in the last few months... hmmmm what happened?Hmmm, are you taking a shot at the former CF crowd that came in? I've never heard people complain about a forum actually having traffic before I cam here.

Anyway, I figured everyone would be pretty integrated by now. You know, most of us being adults and all.

[Kaneman]

Hmmm, are you taking a shot at the former CF crowd that came in? I've never heard people complain about a forum actually having traffic before I cam here.

Anyway, I figured everyone would be pretty integrated by now. You know, most of us being adults and all.

Even at that I remember being welcomed with open arms...and with the entire CF crowd migrating here its still not really that busy. TWF is awesome, but the censorship is a bit annoying.
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[Amber Lamps]

Even at that I remember being welcomed with open arms...and with the entire CF crowd migrating here its still not really that busy. TWF is awesome, but the censorship is a bit annoying.

Dude, go on TWF once, that forum was so pc and censored it wasn't even funny! In fact Trip and Gasman were mods and nothing was allowed there and I do mean nothing! I'd swear that Shanman was in the seminary on his way to priesthood.:lol:

[Kaneman]

Eh...I'm on TWF now right? Two Wheel Fix?
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[fasternyou929]

I think he's talking about Two Wheel Forum... their original home devoured by VS. Not that we'd know anything about that. :lol:

Even at that I remember being welcomed with open arms...and with the entire CF crowd migrating here its still not really that busy. TWF is awesome, but the censorship is a bit annoying.

Yeah, same here. Seemed everything was roses and warm welcomes when we all first came here, but I've seen quite a few posts where TWF's original members seem to dislike having us here. :shrug:

[Amber Lamps]

Eh...I'm on TWF now right? Two Wheel Fix?

Two wheel forum... http://www.twowheelforum.com/index.php

They were bought out by VS and most of us went to one of 2 or 3 new forums.

[Homeslice]

Yeah, same here. Seemed everything was roses and warm welcomes when we all first came here, but I've seen quite a few posts where TWF's original members seem to dislike having us here. :shrug:

it's my fault :lol:

[fasternyou929]

it's my fault :lol:

Oh, who could blame 'em then? :lol:

[Apoc]

well, half the cf'ers that came over dont post in any of the motorcycle forums in here, barely ever ride, know nothing about bikes, but feel a need to be a part of a motorcycle forum, but then they turn it into an off topic forum, cause NONE OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT BIKES!!!!

[Kaneman]

well, half the cf'ers that came over dont post in any of the motorcycle forums in here, barely ever ride, know nothing about bikes, but feel a need to be a part of a motorcycle forum, but then they turn it into an off topic forum, cause NONE OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT BIKES!!!!

We already covered that. Eventually you just get tired of talking about bikes, but you can always talk about whatever to other motorcyclists.
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[Flexin]

Im not sure, i think maybe the guy who walked away when I went to talk to her might be a guy she's dating. But im not positive.

Either way, what kinda girl wants a pussy who runs away everytime a 6'4, 290lb biker in leather wearing a bandana comes up to talk to her?

Next time try wearing pants under your chaps and you will have less people walking away.


James

[Apoc]

Next time try wearing pants under your chaps and you will have less people walking away.


James

Chaps :wtfru:

No chaps....

No pants either though... Just a leather jacket, bandana, ball gag, and a tight chord around the balls. All man.

Next time ill wear nipple clamps. If that dont impress her, nothing will...

[Amber Lamps]

I think he's talking about Two Wheel Forum... their original home devoured by VS. Not that we'd know anything about that. :lol:



Yeah, same here. Seemed everything was roses and warm welcomes when we all first came here, but I've seen quite a few posts where TWF's original members seem to dislike having us here. :shrug:

Ah I'm sure that's not really the case exactly. A few of us felt "picked on" by some of you and a few of you came in and immediately questioned the way we did things. I personally think that we have integrated rather nicely... especially now that we have made separate forums. Personally, I like most of you and would be sad if you left. :(

[Flexin]

Chaps :wtfru:

No chaps....

No pants either though... Just a leather jacket, bandana, ball gag, and a tight chord around the balls. All man.

Next time ill wear nipple clamps. If that dont impress her, nothing will...

LOL. That would turn some heads.

James

[Apoc]

Ah I'm sure that's not really the case exactly. A few of us felt "picked on" by some of you and a few of you came in and immediately questioned the way we did things.(


It was the same way at cf.. there was a bunch who sorta thought they were in charge, any anyone who didnt agree with them was immediately no longer part of the 'in' crowd...

Pages and pages of 'I agree', 'me too', '+ 1', 'can I lick the thread starters ass' posts... There were still great people there, but the grandstands sheep were sickening. Its the same thing here.

I guess I never liked 'cliques', or any of that shit. And theres a lot of that on ALL message boards. HardCoreSledders is the same, and the Harley board I was on, while chock full of guys who knew their shit, was atrocious. If you hadnt met them all at rallys on their baggers, they didnt want you there.

[Fleck750]

Pics, we need pics. :poke:

[Amber Lamps]

It was the same way at cf.. there was a bunch who sorta thought they were in charge, any anyone who didnt agree with them was immediately no longer part of the 'in' crowd...

Pages and pages of 'I agree', 'me too', '+ 1', 'can I lick the thread starters ass' posts... There were still great people there, but the grandstands sheep were sickening. Its the same thing here.

I guess I never liked 'cliques', or any of that shit. And theres a lot of that on ALL message boards. HardCoreSledders is the same, and the Harley board I was on, while chock full of guys who knew their shit, was atrocious. If you hadnt met them all at rallys on their baggers, they didnt want you there.


Yea our old forum was that way. An assload of people with 10,000+ posts consisting of 90% "me too", "I agree". "+ one", etc, etc. Lord help you if you stuck your head up and said no...:lol:

FWIW I was part of an old message board back in the day, the EXUP-Brotherhood, and there were no rules at all. Which was cool most of the time but sometimes it can get out of hand...:panic:

[Apoc]

Rules are fine, as long as I approve them.

[derf]

I dunno I feel pretty darn integrated here, been out riding with some of the TWF members, went to the rally and will be going to the on in October too. CF is dead to me, especially since they mega banned me, but thats alright too. And I was one of the folks who spend a majority of my posts between the grandsands, bedroom and GSSC.

Plus the level of traffic here is perfect, I am able to keep up with most threads and it doesn't devour my entire life, with CF if you were gone for a day or 2 an interesting topic would be 5 pages back and gone for eternity.

[TommyHotWheel]

I feel like a part of this board, I just have a limited knowledge of bikes I dont own and talk about motorcycles all day at work. I like to talk about other things. As far as Ghey or Customized....I think wide tired, stretched and blinged out crotch rockets are turds. They look nice, but I veer more towards rideability and performance. Choppers are ok as long as they are not garish. I do appreciate the mods done to bikes tho, a person doing work or having work done to make their bike their own is commendable, I just dont HAVE to like it.

[Gas Man]

Dude, go on TWF once, that forum was so pc and censored it wasn't even funny! In fact Trip and Gasman were mods and nothing was allowed there and I do mean nothing! I'd swear that Shanman was in the seminary on his way to priesthood.:lol:
True. And we don't really moderate much here. The only thing I did was split the threads. The original intent of the thread got jacked so I simply split it. That isn't over moderation that is organization.

[karl_1052]

Im not sure, i think maybe the guy who walked away when I went to talk to her might be a guy she's dating. But im not positive.

Either way, what kinda girl wants a pussy who runs away everytime a 6'4, 290lb biker in leather wearing a bandana comes up to talk to her?

Maybe he was off to get rubbers, so he could join in.

[karl_1052]

I'm not sure why anyone would want woman who's had "100,000 miles of cock run through them" but hey whatever floats your boat...:lol:

I know, I want at least 200,000 miles of cock run through her.
Makes it look like a nice Pastami on Rye.

[karl_1052]

well, half the cf'ers that came over dont post in any of the motorcycle forums in here, barely ever ride, know nothing about bikes, but feel a need to be a part of a motorcycle forum, but then they turn it into an off topic forum, cause NONE OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT BIKES!!!!

I remember 3 kids from out east who didn't have bikes, but sure liked haning out on Sportbikes.net and Cycleforums alot. They were exactly like you described, but most people did not have a problem with them.
One was named Apocalypse, one was Nickname and one was redrider2k(I think he is on here)

redflip

[wildchild]

Yea, I may have to redress the "regret" thread!!!!:lol:

IDK my gf is a decent girl and I'd hate to throw away a good thing chasing after a maybe. Perhaps I'm getting old...:lol:


she's hott, likes you (not sure why) and she (now) rides. you're not gettin older you're getting smarter. (or really lucky)

[Apoc]

I remember 3 kids from out east who didn't have bikes, but sure liked haning out on Sportbikes.net and Cycleforums alot. They were exactly like you described, but most people did not have a problem with them.
One was named Apocalypse, one was Nickname and one was redrider2k(I think he is on here)

redflip


I had the rc51 within 6-8 months of joining SBN (i joined in the winter) and long before CF came around, and had a bike ever since... Nick had his r6 before that too (albeit, for a very short time), and Redrider always rode his old mans till he got his own.

Looks like your memory isnt so good :redflip:

[karl_1052]

I had the rc51 within 6-8 months of joining SBN (i joined in the winter) and long before CF came around, and had a bike ever since... Nick had his r6 before that too (albeit, for a very short time), and Redrider always rode his old mans till he got his own.

Looks like your memory isnt so good :redflip:

You and Apocalypse are the same dude?:phat:

I never knew.:D

[Homeslice]

Hey fuck you guys! When you're fucking blond 21 year olds when you're 43 give me a call!:lol:

Dude I remember those pics.......There is no way that girl is only 21 :lol:

[Apoc]

You and Apocalypse are the same dude?:phat:

I never knew.:D

Did you keep the old gsxr around? Or is it sold/in the graveyard? That was a sharp bike.

[Rider]

Dude I remember those pics.......There is no way that girl is only 21 :lol:

Hey when a girl is young enough to be your daughter...... it's a little disgusting I think. She might look nice but..... :tremble:

[Apoc]

Hey when a girl is young enough to be your daughter...... it's a little disgusting I think. She might look nice but..... :tremble:

If she's 18, theres nothing disgusting about it.

The key is to have a daughter, so that when she's legal, she can bring her friends home to papa :p:boobs:

[karl_1052]

Did you keep the old gsxr around? Or is it sold/in the graveyard? That was a sharp bike.

I sold it for parts to a vintage racer. Too bad, I loved that bike.

If she's 18, theres nothing disgusting about it.

The key is to have a daughter, so that when she's legal, she can bring her friends home to papa :p:boobs:

I don't care what this says: +1
Plus mutha fuggin ONE!

Pool party!

[z06boy]

If she's 18, theres nothing disgusting about it.

The key is to have a daughter, so that when she's legal, she can bring her friends home to papa :p:boobs:

:lol: No daughters here but I'll always look...if they're legal...they're legal.

Where's Chris Hansen ? :lol: :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Hey when a girl is young enough to be your daughter...... it's a little disgusting I think. She might look nice but..... :tremble:

Nah, what's disgusting is looking at stretch marks, cellulite, saggy tits, and fat rolls before you have sex.... :panic:





I don't understand why your wife doesn't trade you in...:lol: Ba....ZING!!!

Of course you know I'm just kidding Ed since I think that you are a quite attractive man....:whistle:

[Rider]

Nah, what's disgusting is looking at stretch marks, cellulite, saggy tits, and fat rolls before you have sex.... :panic:





I don't understand why your wife doesn't trade you in...:lol: Ba....ZING!!!

Of course you know I'm just kidding Ed since I think that you are a quite attractive man....:whistle:

Now that I can agree with.

[Apoc]

I sold it for parts to a vintage racer. Too bad, I loved that bike.



I don't care what this says: +1
Plus mutha fuggin ONE!

Pool party!


Sweetie, you wanna go to the store for me? No, not that one, the one 3 towns over. Oh, no, thats ok, your friends can stay here, I dont want you driving with other kids in the car!

[Fleck750]

Tig, thanks for letting us women know we are used up by the time we're 30.
:cool:

[karl_1052]

Nah, what's disgusting is looking at stretch marks, cellulite, saggy tits, and fat rolls before you have sex.... :panic:

Fuck, I see that in the mirror.

[Apoc]

nawww... some of you are good right up till damn near 35... The odd few are still gorgeous into their forties.

Its our revenge on women for being so hot when they were young. When they get old and saggy, we get 'distinguished' redflip then we start nailing chicks half our age, not because were desperate, but because our eyes still work and young girls are still sexy.Tig, thanks for letting us women know we are used up by the time we're 30.

[z06boy]

Its our revenge on women for being so hot when they were young. When they get old and saggy, we get 'distinguished' redflip then we start nailing chicks half our age, not because were desperate, but because we can.


Fixt
:lol

[Rider]

Yep don't be angry because this is the neighbor hitting on you and this is the neighbor always asking me for a ride....:lol:

Yeah dipshit, I get hit on by hotter chicks than that, I just don't post about it because they are usually a stranger. The only reason I posted that thread is because it was a friend of hers.

Now I need to either delete your inserted pic or move this to member mugs.

[Amber Lamps]

Tig, thanks for letting us women know we are used up by the time we're 30.
:cool:

Hahaha... Not you baby! I'd snatch you off that spiky bike of yours and dog fuck the shit out of you!!!!!:lol:

Seriously, I don't think I mentioned age. I described a physical condition. It's not necessarily age related.

[Amber Lamps]

Yeah dipshit, I get hit on by hotter chicks than that, I just don't post about it because they are usually a stranger. The only reason I posted that thread is because it was a friend of hers.

Now I need to either delete your inserted pic or move this to member mugs.

Aw come on, don't be pissed! You've been picking on me for my girlfriend this entire thread! heck, you said it was "disgusting" that I date someone who could be my daughter....:idk:

[Rider]

Aw come on, don't be pissed! You've been picking on me for my girlfriend this entire thread! heck, you said it was "disgusting" that I date someone who could be my daughter....:idk:

I'm not pissed at all. Had I been pissed I would have had to open up this:
http://img.experienceproject.com/ups/d30/5tdzinloa9.gif

[Amber Lamps]

I'm not pissed at all. Had I been pissed I would have had to open up this:
http://img.experienceproject.com/ups/d30/5tdzinloa9.gif


Oh well, *whew* we wouldn't want that!:panic:

[karl_1052]

Aw come on, don't be pissed! You've been picking on me for my girlfriend this entire thread! heck, you said it was "disgusting" that I date someone who could be my daughter....:idk:

No, everyone said she could be your daughters age, you said she could be your daughter.

Does her mother look familiar?:lol

[Homeslice]

I'm the one who started it, I said there's no way she's only 21 :idk:

Proof please redflip

[Amber Lamps]

I'm the one who started it, I said there's no way she's only 21 :idk:

Proof please redflip

I actually considered posting a pic of her id but I don't think that's a good idea. If you think my gf looks old, I guess that's what you'll have to do.:idk:

Besides, I'm not sure what you mean... she looks pretty young to me.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0765.jpg

[Homeslice]

she's a good looking girl, dont get me wrong, I just remember thinking that she was probably mid or even late 20's for some reason :idk:

[Flexin]

I actually considered posting a pic of her id but I don't think that's a good idea. If you think my gf looks old, I guess that's what you'll have to do.:idk:

Besides, I'm not sure what you mean... she looks pretty young to me.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0765.jpg

She looks young to me, but the be sure I will need nude pics to count the "rings". :rockwoot:

James

[TommyHotWheel]

Maybe she just looked older standing next to that crusty old guy with the shaved head?








:lol

[Amber Lamps]

Maybe she just looked older standing next to that crusty old guy with the shaved head?








:lol

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol:....




hey wait.....



FUCK YOU!!!!:gofurslf:

[Amber Lamps]

She looks young to me, but the be sure I will need nude pics to count the "rings". :rockwoot:

James

Close as it gets without trouble!:lol: This is actually a very bad pic of her so I'll still be in trouble....:lol:


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/kdk_0845.jpg

[Homeslice]

cookie crisp :lmao:

[Apoc]

I wanna see the meat curtains Tigger!

[askmrjesus]

cookie crisp :lmao:

Cookie Crisp, Mountain Dew, Crock pot: Dinner.

JC

[TommyHotWheel]

She's gonna burn that Mtn.Dew if she does'nt pay attention.:lol

[Amber Lamps]

Cookie Crisp, Mountain Dew, Crock pot: Dinner.

JC

Deep fryer... :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

cookie crisp :lmao:

Okay... Mt Dew, Cookie Crisp... still think she's old?:lol:

[Homeslice]

Okay... Mt Dew, Cookie Crisp... still think she's old?:lol:

Yep......if she was 21 she'd be drinking Monster :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

She's gonna burn that Mtn.Dew if she does'nt pay attention.:lol

Are you kidding? You know women can't cook anymore... That stove could be left out at the curb and my life wouldn't change much, if at all...:lol: I might have to buy an electric pizza cooker but that's it!:lol:

[Digifox]

Nope.

Looks alone.

The tires available in those sizes are worthless.

You'd get better traction with a 200mm DOT race tire on a stock rim.

As Everyone on Ride ohio says

*Crash and BURN*

[Kaneman]

Goddamnit, I missed the pic.
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[Amber Lamps]

Goddamnit, I missed the pic.


Man, some prude on here is always turning me in to Photobucket!:lol: I have way worse pics in my account but pics only get deleted when I post them on here...

Well, nyahh, nyahh, nyahh!!!

[Flexin]

Man, some prude on here is always turning me in to Photobucket!:lol: I have way worse pics in my account but pics only get deleted when I post them on here...

Well, nyahh, nyahh, nyahh!!!

Nice. Now have her put on a small plaid skirt and have her pick up $2 in pennies off the floor. :rockwoot:

James

[Amber Lamps]

Nice. Now have her put on a small plaid skirt and have her pick up $2 in pennies off the floor. :rockwoot:

James


:lol: I'm just glad she's been going back to the gym, that tail section was getting a bit "loose"...:wink:

[Flexin]

:lol: I'm just glad she's been going back to the gym, that tail section was getting a bit "loose"...:wink:

LOL

James

[Digifox]

:lol: I'm just glad she's been going back to the gym, that tail section was getting a bit "loose"...:wink:


WOW!
Thats rude:skep:

[Kaneman]

I wonder if that's true and it really is someone on here reporting you to Photobucket...

How pathetic would that be?
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[Amber Lamps]

WOW!
Thats rude:skep:

The truth often is...:lol:

[Amber Lamps]

I wonder if that's true and it really is someone on here reporting you to Photobucket...

How pathetic would that be?

Trust me it is... I literally have pics on my photo bucket of topless chicks, bondage chicks (that I've posted on other forums), an entire Victoria's Secret fashion show, Hooter's bikini contests, etc and no problems. I post something on here and bang...deleted. There's been about 5 or so pics so far.:lol: It's no big deal since I have the pics on my computer, I think it's funny really.:lol:

[Kaneman]

Trust me it is... I literally have pics on my photo bucket of topless chicks, bondage chicks (that I've posted on other forums), an entire Victoria's Secret fashion show, Hooter's bikini contests, etc and no problems. I post something on here and bang...deleted. There's been about 5 or so pics so far.:lol: It's no big deal since I have the pics on my computer, I think it's funny really.:lol:

Amazing. I didn't realize 5 year old tattle-tales could figure out how to surf TWF.
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[karl_1052]

:lol: I'm just glad she's been going back to the gym, that tail section was getting a bit "loose"...:wink:

A loose caboose is always fun.:boobs:

[smileyman]

Hmmm, 15 pages, my my my, lets see if I can catch up!
If you 'customize' a bike and enhance its abilities thats cool, if you customize it and ruin its capabilities it is ghey!
I am 6 ft 160 lbs and will kick all your asses!
I would love to teach a 21 yr old how to O, and I would love to have a cock hungry 40 something milf wring me out good!
Tigger, stop posting pics of that fine looking woman and cook her dinner!!!

[smileyman]

Oh yeah all you prawn CF refugees that cant make a decent argument to back up your half assed smart aleck opinions get the hell out, Those of you able to balance on two wheels and are no BS guys are welcome to our forum...

[Amber Lamps]

Hmmm, 15 pages, my my my, lets see if I can catch up!
If you 'customize' a bike and enhance its abilities thats cool, if you customize it and ruin its capabilities it is ghey!
I am 6 ft 160 lbs and will kick all your asses!
I would love to teach a 21 yr old how to O, and I would love to have a cock hungry 40 something milf wring me out good!
Tigger, stop posting pics of that fine looking woman and cook her dinner!!!

Yep I've got some Sugar Smacks and Yoo Hoo right here!

[smileyman]

That yoohoo is sugarsmack worthy and the fact she has beautiful teeth, gorgeous hair, and RIDES makes her...


wait on it...





FaplicIous! Fapulous! and Faptastic!

[Amber Lamps]

That yoohoo is sugarsmack worthy and the fact she has beautiful teeth, gorgeous hair, and RIDES makes her...


wait on it...





FaplicIous! Fapulous! and Faptastic!


yep a breast job and an ear tuck could take her from a 6/7 to a 9 easy.:lol:

[Rider]

That yoohoo is sugarsmack worthy and the fact she has beautiful teeth, gorgeous hair, and RIDES makes her...


wait on it...





FaplicIous! Fapulous! and Faptastic!

Yeah I bet those are the whitest teeth he's ever come across. :lol

[Amber Lamps]

Yeah I bet those are the whitest teeth he's ever come across. :lol

*drum roll* Thank you, thank you he'll be here all week!:lol:

[Homeslice]

yep a breast job and an ear tuck could take her from a 6/7 to a 9 easy.:lol:

Damn......And you really think she won't find this place?

[Amber Lamps]

Damn......And you really think she won't find this place?

Huh? She reads half of these posts as I write them. One thing me and my gf have in common, is an honest appraisal of our strengths and weaknesses physically. I consider myself a 5 or 6 looks-wise. She has some tremendous positive attributes but she also has some flaws, just like I do.:idk:

[smileyman]

Doesnt matter your asthetic attributes as long as the chemistry is right.

[Rider]

Doesnt matter your asthetic attributes as long as the chemistry is right.

Yes but water tends to seek it's own level...

[Homeslice]

Huh? She reads half of these posts as I write them. One thing me and my gf have in common, is an honest appraisal of our strengths and weaknesses physically. I consider myself a 5 or 6 looks-wise. She has some tremendous positive attributes but she also has some flaws, just like I do.:idk:

Fine but it's one thing to admit them, but another to be told. I could talk all day about my flaws, but I wouldn't want a GF to tell me about them, unless I had already told her first.

[Amber Lamps]

Fine but it's one thing to admit them, but another to be told. I could talk all day about my flaws, but I wouldn't want a GF to tell me about them, unless I had already told her first.

Hmm I see your point. My gf often describes herself as a "but her face" type girl. I obviously don't follow her around telling her what I think is wrong with her but I also won't pretend that I date a Viper driving, Brazilian supermodel on this forum either...:lol::wink:

[smileyman]

Humility noted but I think she underestimates herself. You'd better not let on or she might dump your 5-6 ass and go for sumthin more! LOL.

This world really has become demanding and shallow, I'd like to think personality makes up for more than that. However I understand what is attractive to some will never be to others...

[Amber Lamps]

Humility noted but I think she underestimates herself. You'd better not let on or she might dump your 5-6 ass and go for sumthin more! LOL.

This world really has become demanding and shallow, I'd like to think personality makes up for more than that. However I understand what is attractive to some will never be to others...

:lol: I'm glad that personality isn't that great of a factor or I'd really be screwed!!!:wink:

In all honesty, her disposition is 70% of the reason that I date her. I've dated way hotter chicks but this girl and I have a good interaction personality-wise.

[Gas Man]

:lol: I'm glad that personality isn't that great of a factor or I'd really be screwed!!!:wink:

In all honesty, her disposition is 70% of the reason that I date her. I've dated way hotter chicks but this girl and I have a good interaction personality-wise.
That must be saying allot for her to deal with you. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

That must be saying allot for her to deal with you. :lol:

True! Of course, you don't know her! She's worse than I am in many ways.

[LeeNetworX]

BTW, as for "kustom" bikes, I've never understood why so many people (especially Blacks in the South) put extended swingarms on their sportbike, unless they plan on drag-racing it......

More swingarm = more mad tyte chrome to show off, yo.

[LeeNetworX]

If you hadnt met them all at rallys on their baggers, they didnt want you there.

Sounds like the two local sportbike forums here. Unless you go out 2-3 nights a week and hang out with all of them, you are ignored.

[LeeNetworX]

This world really has become demanding and shallow, I'd like to think personality makes up for more than that. However I understand what is attractive to some will never be to others...

QFT

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