Whats wrong with her boobs? She's hot!

She went a little big on the implants for what her skin can support. Too tight

Don't worry, that will change when she hits granny age.

Which is precisely why I posted it here rather than telling a bunch of people that live close to me. As stated before, I've attempted this previously but always failed anywhere from 1 to 3 weeks into it. Posting it up here gives me some level of accountability without the headache of a bunch of people near me trying to make me fail. ;) I fully expected you guys to post up pics of women and make comments in an attempt to make me fail, but I know there isn't much else you can do. Sending a stripper to my house wouldn't work because I either have my daughter with me or I'm gone at work for the second job.

This entire thread would be bookended perfectly by some music by The Lonely Island:
Start with "Jizz in my pants", and end with "I just had sex".

:boobs:

Yep... The look uneven, unnatural, and like they were put in by a drunk 12 year old who was too busy jerking off with the implant to focus on any sort of symmetry. Honestly, one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen.

Id still sqweeze them from behind.

naturally

That's not that bad. I have that at like 3 bars... and another one is all lingerie and one more that is all bikinis.