:dvrofl: Oh God, I wonder if they'd actually look for a dup account... I'd so love to sign up with an alt ID JUST to post some of these... :lol:

'Binge and purge: dropping a size before your wedding day'

'Im 14 hes 48... nobodey undersands we luv echother!'

"nice work marissa! way to give 110%"

'how to hide your genital warts until it's too late...'

'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'

I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

Added protein and glowing :lmao:

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core :nee:

I'll do that one, JUST as a public service to you. :lol:

I second that! :lol:

Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!

:lol: I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...:whistle:

Pfftt... your hair is sexy! Not the least bit butch!!!!

See... if it would have been me, I would have said, "don't worry, I didn't tuck my cock between my legs today... sorta like you."

I like seeing you in swimwear...

'Ass to mouth: How Dysentery can help you lose weight.'

:lol: you havent seen the mohawk then...