My standard answer is 'the speed limit'....frankly it's none of their business.

I had my GSX-R750 at a bike night once....went back to the bike and saw 2 cops standing there looking at it...I was like, great...gonna get done for the illegally mounted plate/exhaust/etc....they look up and say "Is this your bike?" and I'm like "Yeah...it is." One of them said "These things haul ASS!! How fast can you go on it?" I said "Maybe 60mph..down hill...with a tail wind." They both laughed and walked away. :lol:

Wheelies are pretty damn fun, i just don't like doing them on command. I usually do them when no one is around so if I fuck up I can say I low sided in some gravel or some other shit. :lol:

Azoomm gave me the best answer but you have to be serious when you say it..

"300 miles an hour."

Got asked yesterday, by my health insurance plan manager. he got my standard rely. 'As fast as it will go'

Who knows. I have seen rev limit in 6th gear on every bike I've owned...

I say the speed limit too. I get annoyed with the question but it's not the worst. I mean, they just don't know and are curious. :idk:

Eleventy Billion

shit I STILL get asked on my DRZ! I'm like... street... 70... dirt 45... mud... 5... :lol:

My answer: 65 mph.

I usually just tell the truth, which depends on what bike I'm currently riding.

I'll also pull wheelies for kids, depending on where I'm at. When I was a kid, getting a guy to do a wheelie for me would pretty much make my whole month.