Fap is what happens when that hot secretary from accounting bends over to get the pencil she just dropped

it was you!!!!!

we have someone here who must be completely infatuated with his leftovers, as he leaves them regularly. my only question is always did he wipe? no evidence of that anywhere. LOL

Its better if you text a pic to your friends with a message reading "check this shit out"

no camera phones allowed in the building. probably a good thing. LOL

frustration is when no matter how many times you try... marko just keeps coming home when the good stuff starts and he thinks his wife is home alone. ;)

If you do a massive one, you got to sneak into another stall and finish up business. So the mystery of the mega terd is made more interesting with no TP.

you think something is important? Whos gonna die? Loose an arm, leg or eye? Didnt think it was that important.

The biggest cause of death in the world is birth.

The greatest feeling in the world is your child on the back seat saying "daddy, you could have taken that turn faster"

Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly

Keep your bike in good repair, riding boots suck for walking

Irony is moving to a life that gives you tons more free time for track days, while simultaneously leaving you with absolutely no money to do them.

(I knew I should have waited to swap to the track bodywork and cancel the registration and insurance...)

We should all apologize to OTB. The thread got ruined... like normal around here.

Threads... on TWFix they're only as good as the first post.

no idea what you are talking about.. i think it pretty much stayed on track.. i especially like the last one - that would be my luck - more time less money type of deal..